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AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

2024-12-18T18:55:18Z

BlueYoshi57: this isn't molten lava

{{Infobox_song
|title = AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Outsmart]]
|duration = 3:29
|genre = Electronic
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/15%20-%20AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!.mp3 MP3]
}}
'''AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!''' is the fiftenth track on [[Outsmart]].

== Trivia ==
The morse code at 2:33 translates to "yousuck"

Cicierega's Homme Saint De Fromage in G Minor

2024-05-17T18:23:26Z

BlueYoshi57: Redirected page to Correctional Facility Food Sucks

#REDIRECT[[Correctional Facility Food Sucks]]

Almanac 2009

2024-03-27T15:10:25Z

BlueYoshi57: Changed the recording date from 2004-2009 to 2003-2009 as I've Got Some Falling to Do was originally released on mp3.com in 2003.

{{Infobox album
|title = Almanac 2009
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Almanac.jpeg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2009
|recorded = 2003-2009
|length = 53:58
|label = Self-released (2009)
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[View-Monster]]<br>(2008)
|thisAlbum = '''Almanac 2009'''<br>(2009)
|nextAlbum = [[Live (Only Not)]]<br>(2011)
}}

'''Almanac 2009''' is a “quasi-LP” released at [[Youmacon]]. It contains three re-recorded tracks from previous albums (later featured on [[Live (Only Not)]]), and the rest of it serves as a “best-of album”.

==Track Listing==
#[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (2009 version)]]
#[[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do (2009 version)]]
#[[Fine (2009 version)]]
#[[Eighth Wonder]]
#[[123456 Pokemon]]
#[[Toy Food]]
#[[Ben Bernanke]]
#[[Word Disassociation]]
#[[Geeks in Love]]
#[[Knife Fight]]
#[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]]
#[[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]]
#[[Fine]]
#[[This is Youmacon]]

Take a Picture

2023-08-30T11:04:26Z

BlueYoshi57: fixed formating

{{Infobox_song
|title = Take a Picture
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 2:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Take%20a%20Picture.mp3]
|tempo = 140
}}

'''Take a Picture''' is Hip to the Javabean's seventh bonus track.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>When you choose your fate, don’t think too much.
If you just can’t wait, throw out your crutch.
Make a name for yourself, make a self for your name.
Take a picture or two, because you won’t be the same.

When you lose your mind, don’t think at all.
If you do you’ll find you can’t recall.
What you did to yourself, what you did to the world.
Take a picture or two, said your mind as it twirled.

In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head.

There’s a world of dreams, and it’s out of reach.
But above the screams, you hear its speech.
It’s a beautiful night, it’s a beautiful year.
Take a picture or two, it’ll soon disappear.

When the clock strikes one, look out below; (Look out below.)
It has just begun, and you don’t know (You don’t know.)
What we did to ourselves, what we did to the sky.
Take a picture or two, said your mind with a sigh.

In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head.</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The sound at the very beginning of the song is played backwards several times during the song.

Take a Picture

2023-08-30T11:04:00Z

BlueYoshi57: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Take a Picture |artist = Lemon Demon |albumart = HTTJ.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |album = Hip To The Javabean |duration = 2:41 |genre = Rock |language = English |externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Take%20a%20Picture.mp3] |tempo = 140 }} ''Take a Picture'' is Hip to the Javabean's seventh bonus track. ==Lyrics==..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Take a Picture
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 2:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Take%20a%20Picture.mp3]
|tempo = 140
}}

''Take a Picture'' is Hip to the Javabean's seventh bonus track.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>When you choose your fate, don’t think too much.
If you just can’t wait, throw out your crutch.
Make a name for yourself, make a self for your name.
Take a picture or two, because you won’t be the same.

When you lose your mind, don’t think at all.
If you do you’ll find you can’t recall.
What you did to yourself, what you did to the world.
Take a picture or two, said your mind as it twirled.

In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head.

There’s a world of dreams, and it’s out of reach.
But above the screams, you hear its speech.
It’s a beautiful night, it’s a beautiful year.
Take a picture or two, it’ll soon disappear.

When the clock strikes one, look out below; (Look out below.)
It has just begun, and you don’t know (You don’t know.)
What we did to ourselves, what we did to the sky.
Take a picture or two, said your mind with a sigh.

In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head.</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The sound at the very beginning of the song is played backwards several times during the song.

Run, Harry, Run!

2023-08-28T17:23:57Z

BlueYoshi57: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Run, Harry, Run! |artist = Lemon Demon |albumart = HTTJ.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |album = Hip To The Javabean |duration = 1:49 |genre = Rock |language = English |externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Run,%20Harry,%20Run!.mp3] |tempo = 94 }} '''Run, Harry, Run!''' is a bonus track from Hip to the Javabean. ==Ly..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Run, Harry, Run!
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 1:49
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Run,%20Harry,%20Run!.mp3]
|tempo = 94
}}
'''Run, Harry, Run!''' is a bonus track from [[Hip to the Javabean]].

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall;
He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call.
The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can be-a;
He prayed each night to Satan that they’d die from gonorrhea.

But one day he received a note that Hogwarts had burned down:
“Oh no!” he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown.
He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk,
But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, “Harry! You’ve been Punk’d!”

Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore’s old smirk;
He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk.
He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard;
He pinned him down with all his weight, and that’s when it got weird.

Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top;
He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop,
But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head,
And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead.

Run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
You killed your headmaster, now your problem’s just begun!
Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
Who can fend off Voldemort now?
No one.</nowiki>

Roman Robot Statues

2023-08-28T17:19:30Z

BlueYoshi57: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Roman Robot Statues |artist = Lemon Demon |albumart = HTTJ.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |album = Hip To The Javabean |duration = 3:08 |genre = Rock |externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Roman%20Robot%20Statues.mp3] |tempo = 100 }} '''Roman Robot Statues''' is an instrumental bonus track on Hip To The Javabean. ==T..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Roman Robot Statues
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 3:08
|genre = Rock
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Roman%20Robot%20Statues.mp3]
|tempo = 100
}}
'''Roman Robot Statues''' is an instrumental bonus track on [[Hip To The Javabean]].

==Trivia==
In the data track of Hip to the Javabean and in the metadata of the official download, the song is misspelled as "Roman Robot '''Satues'''".

Behold the FUTURE

2023-08-26T20:53:21Z

BlueYoshi57: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Behold the FUTURE |artist = Lemon Demon |albumart = HTTJ.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |album = Hip to the Javabean |duration = 3:52 |language = English |externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Behold%20the%20FUTURE.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] |tempo = 110 }} '''Behold the FUTU..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Behold the FUTURE
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:52
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Behold%20the%20FUTURE.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 110
}}

'''Behold the FUTURE''' is Hip to the Javabean's third bonus track.

==Lyrics==

<nowiki>Good morning, people of humbler times!
My associates and I, we come to you from the future.
That’s right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tell.
Stories of war, stories of science, oh yes, things that will change your lives forever.
But all we’re prepared to divulge today is this cryptic song:

In the year 2004, we were opening the door
To a pathway full of sunny looking times.
In the year 2005, stopwatch futures took a dive,
Leaving us with nothing more than cents and dimes.

In the years we’ve yet to see,
We do not know, but we agree
That there will be no rest,
We’ll pass our test,
Become obsessed and free.

In the year 2006, we discovered magic tricks,
Which we used for waging war against the odds.
In the year 2007, they invited us to heaven,
And we plundered the Casino of the Gods.

In the years we’ve yet to know,
There is no rain, there’s only snow.
And there will be no sound,
No sky, no ground,
So turn around and go.
(And go.)

In the year 2008, Don LaFontaine sealed our fate,
In the shady corner of Pandora’s Box.
In the year 2009, we turned water into wine,
Then to Diet Dr. Pepper on the rocks.

In the years we’ve yet to see,
We do not know, but we agree
That there will be no rest,
We’ll pass our test,
Become obsessed and free.

In the year 2010, we were out the door again,
But our methods of respect were misconstrued.
In the year 2011, we were summoned back to heaven
For a lecture of unearthly magnitude.

In the year 2012, we were sadly forced to delve
Into a leather-bound compendium or two.
In the year 2013, we destroyed the new machine,
Thus completing what we thought we’d never do.</nowiki>
==Music Video==
<YouTube>https://youtu.be/wDhps6oNLUo?si=H-n5fTB5uDtlgJxU</youtube>

==Trivia==
*A music video for the song was made by Niklas Vågstedt and released on January 4th, 2007 on Newgrounds. It contains two hidden scenes.
*An instrumental version of the song titled [[Yellowfish]] also exists.

Fiberglass Monkey

2023-08-26T20:30:53Z

BlueYoshi57: Added music video

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fiberglass Monkey
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/06.%20Fiberglass%20Monkey.mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Fiberglass Monkey''' is the sixth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].

==Lyrics==
Every night, I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

Tonight I’ll go to bed with a baseball bat
With a baseball bat
So wish me good luck, and wish me good aim,
‘Cause tonight I’m turning my fear into a game

A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I’m covered in monkey blood

A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies

This was the monkey I despised

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
==Music Video==
<YouTube>https://youtu.be/7J0VRNkUlGU</youtube>
==Trivia==
*This song had an Flash animated video by Andrew Kebble. The video was released April 30, 2006.
*There was an acoustic demo of the song made by Neil, but it was never released.

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

2023-08-26T15:23:25Z

BlueYoshi57: Added infobox

{{Infobox_song
|title = AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Outsmart]]
|duration = 3:29
|genre = Electronic
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/15%20-%20AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!.mp3 MP3]
}}
The final song on [[Outsmart]]. The morse code at 2:33 translates to "yousuck"