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Samuel and Rosella

2023-09-02T21:37:56Z

Bob: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Samuel and Rosella |artist = Lemon Demon |albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |album = Dinosaurchestra |duration = 4:49 |genre = Alternative |language = English |BPM = 159 }} Samuel and Rosella is the 6th bonus track on Dinosaurchestra. =Lyrics= Samuel and Rosella, both were eighty-two years old Sharing an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled And all around the world was ch..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Samuel and Rosella
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 4:49
|genre = Alternative
|language = English
|BPM = 159
}}

Samuel and Rosella is the 6th bonus track on Dinosaurchestra.

=Lyrics=

Samuel and Rosella, both were eighty-two years old

Sharing an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled

And all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging

From dialect to fashion, the state of affairs, absolutely clashing with the world that was theirs

"I don't understand these kids today," said Rose

"Yeah," responded Sam, "take a look at this boy's clothes."

The young man exiting Hot Topic made them feel so misanthropic

Samuel and Rosella didn't like the way he dressed, they closed their umbrella, and they rammed it through his chest

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation

With such determination

Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing

How wrong this world is going

A fact they don't mind showing

In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall

And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

Now after being in love for sixty years

They were both agreeing that the end was drawing near

So, why not cause a little trouble?

Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?

Rose was always saying "That kid's gotta go."

Samuel was obeying, never saying no

Sam was a disaster, when she smiled his heart still flipped

Who'd imagine after sixty years he'd still be whipped?

But nonetheless she loved him dearly

They'd hold hands while cavalierly

Burning baggy jeans in the middle of a shop

Or killing silly teens for listening to the hippity-hop

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation

And music video station

Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing

How wrong this world is going

A fact they don't mind showing

In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall

And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

These kids today, with their sleepy expressions

And their Satanic tattoos

And their running around in the arcade parlors

And their shiny gold "blam blam" or whatever they call it

And their dangerous skateboards

And their Chef Boyardees

And their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs

And their iFrogs or whatever they call it

And their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop

And their trenchcoats

And their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them

And their thong sandals

And their Britney Spears's husbands

And their powdered wigs

And their peg legs with the decals on 'em

And their low-carb diets

And their Rockin' the Vote

And their collectible bottle caps

And their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones

And their "For Shizzle McFizzley Ding Dong Dizzle" Snoopy Dog language

And their general disrespect towards their elders

Well they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them!

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation

With such determination

Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing

How wrong this world is going

A fact they don't mind showing

In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall

And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol (Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol)

Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

2023-08-10T19:15:13Z

Bob: pretty sure that that's the correct lyric.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 6:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 130
}}

'''Hyakugojyuuichi 2003''' is the thirteenth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was orignally released on mp3.com on February 28, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
www.animutation.com - In honor of the second birthday of the famous Hyakugojyuuichi animutation. The legacy lives on... in hyper confusing white boy rap!
==Lyrics==
NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

1… 2… 3… Hit it!

AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

NEIL:
Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

SHMORKY:
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

Suspension!!!

AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

ZANDER:
Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

TOXIC:
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

==Trivia==
*[[File:Hyakugojyuuichi2003.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment” is a reference to a line in Insult to Aaron by Deporitaz, “You smell like orangatan excrement.”
*The line during the guitar solo, “It’s Steve’s Adventure,” is a double reference to the guitarist, Steve Peterson, and to the early Animutation titled “Steve’s Adventure.”
*Colin Mochrie appears 151 times in this video, which is the meaning of the word Hyakugojyuuichi. (Holding the mouse in the top left corner reveals a Colin-o-meter throughout the video.)
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb” is a reference to the song [[I Know Your Name]] by Deporitaz.
*The “TV says…” refrain was originally just a Japanese phrase that happened to sound like English, therefore the pure oddness of it.
*There are numerous references to other animutations in this song.
*When Shmorky says “Room With A Moose”, this is a reference to the Invader Zim episode of the same name.
*The lines “I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie” is a reference to Neil’s webcomic, [[Farchie Archie]].
*The drum loop used in this song is identical to the one in [[Zander vs. Crunchy]].
[[Category:Songs written by Neil Cicierega]]
[[Category:Songs written by Alora Lanzillotta]]
[[Category:Songs written by Aaron Ackerson]]
[[Category:Songs written by Jackson Taylor Wetherbee]]
[[Category:Songs written by Dave Kelly]]
[[Category:Songs written by Mark Hughes]]

Mugged

2023-08-03T15:41:20Z

Bob: Added a intro.

Mugged is the only known song by a early project Neil was involved in called As A Matter Of Fact. This song is extremely obscure, with very little info about it.{{Infobox_song
|title = Mugged
|artist = As a Matter of Fact
|albumart =
|writer = unknown
|singer = [[Jackson Taylor Wetherbee]]
|album = unknown, though probably none.
|duration = 1:33
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Video/EvilTrailMix/mugged.mov Video]
|tempo = unknown
}}

=Lyrics=
WARNING: due to the only audio of this song being in a bad quality .mov, some of the lyrics are hard to make out. Take these with a grain of salt.

I heard you got mugged down the street last night

Of course you didn’t tell me but I heard you scream it out

It’s just too bad that I wasn’t there

It doesn’t matter anyway

(?) in repair

Tell me

How did you spread the news

What kind of life (?) lead

How much money did you lose the night you got mugged

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Didn’t see on the night

You got mugged

I know you think I’m being insensitive

You don’t have to be so negative

I’m not obsessed with your muggings

I only wanna know a couple tiny little things

Tell me

How did you spread the news

What kind of life (?) lead

How much money did you lose the night you got mugged

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Didn’t see on the night

You got mugged

I heard you got mugged

Mugged

2023-08-02T16:30:52Z

Bob: If anyone wants to take down this page due to lack of info, that would be fine.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Mugged
|artist = As a Matter of Fact
|albumart =
|writer = unknown
|singer = [[Jackson Taylor Wetherbee]]
|album = unknown, though probably none.
|duration = 1:33
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Video/EvilTrailMix/mugged.mov Video]
|tempo = unknown
}}

=Lyrics=
WARNING: due to the only audio of this song being in a bad quality .mov, some of the lyrics are hard to make out. Take these with a grain of salt.

I heard you got mugged down the street last night

Of course you didn’t tell me but I heard you scream it out

It’s just too bad that I wasn’t there

It doesn’t matter anyway

(?) in repair

Tell me

How did you spread the news

What kind of life (?) lead

How much money did you lose the night you got mugged

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Didn’t see on the night

You got mugged

I know you think I’m being insensitive

You don’t have to be so negative

I’m not obsessed with your muggings

I only wanna know a couple tiny little things

Tell me

How did you spread the news

What kind of life (?) lead

How much money did you lose the night you got mugged

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Wouldn’t wanna be ya

Didn’t see on the night

You got mugged

I heard you got mugged

The Man in Stripes and Glasses

2023-08-01T22:54:37Z

Bob: Added an infobox.

{{Infobox_song
|title = The Man in Stripes and Glasses
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[View Monster]]
|duration = 2:40
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/the-man-in-stripes-and-glasses Bandcamp]
|BPM = 168
}}

'''The Man in Stripes and Glasses''' is the fifth track on [[View-Monster]] and the third non
transition track. Its lyrics are in reference to the ''Where's Waldo?'' series of children's books.

== Lyrics ==
The man in stripes and glasses.
The man in stripes and glasses.
The man in stripes and glasses shouted,
“Where am I?”
before a giant cartoon magnifying glass invaded from the sky
and made a red and white bespectacled skeleton out of the poor guy.

Well, we never got his name.
Or a very good look.
We collected his remains in a box of books.

Well, we took the books out first,
arranged them best to worst,
just as a waste of time.
And then we put the bones in alphabetically,
sealed it up hermetically,
and never ever spoke of it again.

But every single night,
we see a red and white bespectacled skeleton
in the corner of our eye.

The man in stripes and glasses
is dead.
Dead.
DEAD.
(Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead.)
(Forever.)

Eighth Wonder

2023-08-01T18:20:26Z

Bob: Added an info box. I’m just trying to add some detail to some pages.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Eighth Wonder
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =[[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 4:42
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyzQ-ZFSQic Video]
|BPM = 140
}}

==Lyrics==
Extra clever

Earthbound spirit

Ghost in the form of a mongoose

And I have hands

And I have feet

I’ll never die

I am a freak

Hello

I’m here

I’m living in the wall

I know

I might be small but I

I

I am a freak

Thou wilt never know what I am

I am the fifth dimension

And I’ll split the atom

If you see me

You’re paralyzed

Pillar of salt

You’re mummified

Hello

I’m here

I’m living in the wall

I know

I might be small but I

I

I am the eighth wonder

And I was born

1852

And I was born

In India

And I shall haunt

Like the Buggane

With such weird noise

And clanking chains

Hello

I’m here

I’m living in the wall

I know

I might be small but

I

I

I am a freak

I say “vanished”

To underground

Jim, let me go

I watch like hell

And I have hands

And I have feet

I’ll never die

I am a freak

Hello

I’m here

I’m living in the wall

I know

I might be small but I

I

I am the eighth wonder

Eighth wonder of the world

You'll never get to see

What in the name of God can I be?

User:Bob

2023-08-01T17:28:03Z

Bob: Added some sentences!

Hi! My username is Bob. I like Lemon Demon, They Might Be Giants and Radiohead. Bob is not my real name, by the way.

I am currently helping flesh out some pages by adding lyrics.