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SAD

2026-04-17T18:56:31Z

ClamDove:

{{Infobox_song
|title = SAD
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2012
|albumart = IABC.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[I Am Become Christmas]]
|duration = 04:18
|tempo = 75
|genre = Christmas
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/sad Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sad Needlejuice Remaster] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwGO2FjGec YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/3XL86II3COh0Yd2lEtE3gN?si=3be89df6bf7642c6 Spotify]
}}

'''''SAD''''', (sometimes referred to as '''''Sad''''' or '''''Seasonal Affective Disorder''''') is the fourth track on [[I Am Become Christmas|''I Am Become Christmas'']]. It is about the mental disorder of the same name.

==Lyrics==
Every winter
I'm a wreck, yes
Miss my family
Merry Xmas

Every day that
I am snowed in
I'm a coward
I'm corroded

Seasonal affective disorder
Everything can stop on a quarter
Got no prospects
(Cold plus hopeless: cope less)
It's the snow's fault
Got no girlfriend
(Cold plus listless: Kissed less)
Pass the snow salt

We have a saying
Back in my home town
"When you're feeling down
Sunshine fixes everything"

But here
Winter is getting longer
Everything's frozen still
Beautiful things no longer
Give me the chills

Seasonal affective disorder
Maybe I should just move to Florida
I am no elf
(Cold plus relapse: collapse)
No Saint Nick, man
Trapped in myself
(Cold plus morose: comatose)
I'm a sick man

Seasonal affective disorder
Seasonal affective disorder
Seasonal affective disorder
Seasonal affective disorder

== Trivia ==
*'''SAD''''s tempo can be described as either 75 BPM or 150 BPM at double-time.
*This song is referred to as ''Seasonal Affective Disorder'' in the upload on Neil's Patreon.

I Am Become Christmas

2026-04-17T18:53:32Z

ClamDove: removed information that was false or not notable, added a few other tidbits

'''''I Am Become Christmas''''' (also referred to as '''''I Am Become Christmas EP''''') is the ninth chronological [[Lemon Demon]] release (excluding singles) and the first Lemon Demon EP to be entirely comprised of previously-unheard songs.
{{Infobox album
|title = I Am Become Christmas
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = IABC.jpeg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = December 21st, 2012
|recorded = 2012
|length = 16:28
|label = Self-released (2012), [[Needlejuice Records]] (2018)
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-become-christmas-ep Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-become-christmas Needlejuice Remaster Bandcamp] [https://youtu.be/XZL_9WiZVtc YouTube] [https://youtu.be/MbzmFJ__GmM Needlejuice Remaster YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/album/22L7nRsjdrYO3Mfufc3VhH?si=ZXqq2cjMRYeruKqIYv0a6Q Spotify]
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Live (Only Not)]] (2011)
|thisAlbum = '''I Am Become Christmas''' (2012)
|nextAlbum = [[Nature Tapes]] (2014)
}}
[[File:IABCNJR.jpeg|thumb|The [[Needlejuice Records]] re-issue cover art, redrawn by [[Ming Doyle]].]]
It is entirely themed around Christmas. [[Ming Doyle]] provided both versions of the cover art.

==Description==
Originally released on Bandcamp and [[Neil]]'s YouTube channel on December 21st, 2012<ref>https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-become-christmas-ep</ref><ref>https://youtu.be/XZL_9WiZVtc</ref>, the EP was reissued by [[Needlejuice Records]] on 10" vinyl, cassette, and CD in 2018.<ref name=":0">https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1062094754475843595?s=46&t=aUbnVdZ9KIA58KDuYZ3M_Q</ref> The CD versions of this EP include the stems on the disc as enhanced content.<ref>https://needlejuicerecords.com/products/i-am-become-christmas-cd?_pos=7&_fid=6da9f2294&_ss=c</ref> This version was remixed by [[Neil]] and remastered by Mark Kramer.<ref name=":0" /> In 2020, the EP was released on minidisc.<ref>https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1331685909377544195?s=46&t=aUbnVdZ9KIA58KDuYZ3M_Q</ref>

In 2022, [[Needlejuice Records]] began repressing the EP on 12" vinyl, along with new CDs and cassettes. This version was newly remastered by Angel Marcloid.<ref>https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1502330963916955656?s=46&t=aUbnVdZ9KIA58KDuYZ3M_Q</ref>

==History==

Unlike previous and subsequent Lemon Demon releases, little is known about ''I Am Become Christmas'' prior to its release date. It was originally released as ''I Am Become Christmas EP'', but the word "EP" was dropped from the title when Needlejuice Records re-released it.

==Track Listing==
'''Side A'''
#[[Prelude to Presents]]
#[[Christmas Will Be Soon]]
#[[Aurora Borealis]]
'''Side B'''
#<li value="4">[[SAD]]</li>
#[[CryptoSanta]]

==Physical Releases==

===Vinyl EPs===
All vinyl records are 12" unless otherwise specified.<gallery>
File:untamednatureog.png|"Untamed Nature" (10")
File:IAmBecomeChristmas-UntamedNature1000.png|"Untamed Nature"
File:IAmBecomeChristmas-SAD1000.png|"Seasonal Affective"
File:IAmBecomeChristmas-LaserBeams1000.png|"Laser Beams"
File:IAmBecomeChristmas-AuroraBorealis1000.png|"Aurora Borealis"
File:Iabcnewbury.png|"Ribbons And Wrapping" (Newbury Comics Exclusive)
</gallery>
===CD===
<gallery>
File:IABC-CDsmall.png
</gallery>
===Cassette===
<gallery>
File:IABC-Tape.png
</gallery>
===Minidisc===
<gallery>
File:IABCminidisc.jpg
</gallery>
===Unused Preliminary Mockups===
Unused mockups for the first pressing of the EP that were leaked when they were uploaded to the [[Needlejuice Records]] website too early.

Unlike the final product, these use the original 2012 cover art and feature a transparent purple cassette, in contrast to the final transparent green cassette.<gallery>
File:IABC2prelim.jpeg|LP Mockup
File:IABC-CDprelim.jpeg|CD Mockup
File:IABC-Purpleprelim.jpeg|Cassette Mockup
</gallery>

==Trivia==

*Neil has never performed any songs from ''I Am Become Christmas'' [[Lemon Demon live|live]]. This is the only Lemon Demon release where this is the case, excluding singles and the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]].
*This is potentially the earliest [[Lemon Demon]] release that has all of its stems publicly available, although the stems actually assemble the 2018 remix.
*The EP costs $4 on Lemon Demon's Bandcamp, but the Bandcamp page for each individual song lets you download it for free.

<references />

User:ClamDove

2026-04-02T21:32:47Z

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Hey! I'm Jimmy ClamDove, but you can call me Emily. My pronouns are [[wikt:thon#Pronoun|thon/thon]], [[wikt:she#Pronoun|she/her]], and [[wikipedia:Singular_they|they/them]].

As of making this page, I'm in the midst of a Lemon Demon hyperfixation for the first time in a long while. I'm not sure how much I'll stick around here. If you wish to contact me, your current best bet is my Discord (username is <code>clamdove</code>). I also have a [https://bsky.app/profile/clamdove.bsky.social Bluesky].

I have too many favorite songs from Neil to list them all, though a few that stand out to me as of writing are ''Boat, The Machine, Between You and Me, One Weird Tip, Ode to Crayola, Nocturnal King Bob,'' and ''Mullet with Butterfly Wings.''

Sorry if I do anything stupid :P
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I’ve Got Some Falling to Do

2026-03-29T06:40:34Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = I’ve Got Some Falling to Do
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 3:26
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/ive-got-some-falling-to-do Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/14%20-%20I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do%20(Backing)%20%5b2%5d.mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do%20%5b2012%20Backing%5d.mp3 2012 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/19%20I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20To%20Do.flac Lemonic Demonade 2007]
|tempo = 155
}}

'''I’ve Got Some Falling to Do''' is the fourteenth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]. It was originally released as a single on Mp3.com in 2003.<ref>https://mumbergo.net/files/Websites/MP3.com%20Website%20Scraps/Song%20Pages/Lemon%20Demon/3465792%20(I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20To%20Do).html</ref>

It is about a man accidentally falling out of a plane to his death.

A Flash animated music video by [[Andrew Kepple]] was released on Albino Blacksheep in 2005.<ref>https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/falling</ref>

This was the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song prior to the release of [[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]]<ref>https://youtu.be/VexxzZdMhVA</ref>, and the first [[Lemon Demon]] song to be played on the [[Dr. Demento]] show, after a fan referred the Doctor to the music video.<ref>http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd05.0508.html</ref>

==Lyrics==
In an airplane, I was flying
Just a flight attendant guy
I can be clumsy, and I stumbled
Out the door into the sky
Now I am falling through the air
Wind and regret flow through my hair
All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean

Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up
It's the Angel of Death, and he says 'Wazzup?'
I say, 'What is it this time?'
And he's like, 'Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell.'
He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut
So I snicker and say, 'I'd love to, but

Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do.'
I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true

This is boring. Yes I'm falling
But it's taking quite a while
My destination is impending
Might as well go out in style
I put my arms out to the skies
Whistle a tune and close my eyes
Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion

Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea
And with total precision they lasso me
It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life
But I am too freaked out to be nice
So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall
No offense but at least it's predictable

Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do
I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true

==Music Video==
<youtube>OKoZt2OX0VM</youtube>

== Alternate Versions ==

* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/ Mp3.com version]
* [[I've Got Some Falling to Do (2009 version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]], also later included in [[Live (Only Not)]]

The original [[Hip to the Javabean]] version was also included unaltered as the twelfth track of [[Almanac 2009]].

== Live Performances==

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJkVsCw-gXc Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Boston, MA)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bbnt51LyjA Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31j708dHxI Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZhKB-q13xI Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIJDbqwaZBY Youmacon 2008 (October 31st, 2008, Dearborn, MI)]

==Trivia==
*In the [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/ Mp3.com version of this song], there is no sped up (but slowing down, like a record being turned off) guitar before the main song begins.
*The guitar solo at the end of the song, when played backwards, sounds like the solo when played forwards. It is a sonic palindrome.
*The video’s protagonist, [[Guy Falling]], also appears in [[Andrew Kepple]]'s music videos for [[Fiberglass Monkey]] and [[Bad Idea]].
*When this song is played [[Lemon Demon live|live]], it is usually one of the last songs of the set, reflecting its position on [[Hip to the Javabean]].
[[Category:Songs with backings]]
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

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Stick Stickly

2026-03-29T05:29:01Z

ClamDove:

'''''Stick Stickly''''' is the 10th bonus track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]'', and the the third on its remaster. It is about the Nickelodeon character of the same name.

A re-recording of the song was released on ''[[Live (Only Not)]]''.

==Lyrics==
{{Infobox_song
|title = Stick Stickly
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|BPM = 180
|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Stick%20Stickly.mp3 MP3]|year=November 6, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/88394.html</ref>}}
I remember
When I was just a boy,
Summer afternoons
Would fill me up with joy
I’d sit right down,
Turn on the TV.
Every day
I’d giggle mischeviously.

I remember
Laughing like a buffoon
When I’d watch him
On Nick in the Afternoon.
He was my favorite thing
About Nick,
Yes that little
Popsicle, Stick Stickly!
(Ooh-ooh-ooh!) 
And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!”

It’s been years now,
Since his show has aired.
We sent a letter, it got
Returned, and now we’re scared.
Where’d he go?
What did they do with him
When they decided they were
Through with him?

Did they break him,
Or burn him down for heat?
Were his googley eyes
Thrown out in the street?
Or is he fine?
That’s what I’m praying.
I recall he was always saying,
“Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!” 
And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!
10108!
10108!”

== Trivia ==

* “Mischeviously” isn’t a real word, but actually a very common misspelling and mispronunciation of “mischievously”. Although this was unintentional, the mispronunciation is still used in live performances because the correct pronunciation doesn’t fit the rhyming scheme.
* The video for this song depicts Stick Stickly as a stickman, when, in fact, he was a popsicle.

Bill Watterson (Dinosaurchestra)

2026-03-29T05:24:22Z

ClamDove: link to view-monster

'''''Bill Watterson''''' is the 7th bonus track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]'', the 13th bonus track on its remaster (as "Bill Watterson (Demo)"), and the 5th on the companion EP ''[[Acrobat Unstable Record]]'' (ditto).

It was later [[Bill Watterson|remade]] as the second-to-last track on ''[[View-Monster]]'' (not counting transition tracks).{{Infobox_song
|title = Bill Watterson
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:00
|genre =
|language = English
|BPM =
|year=October 27, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/85839.html</ref>|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Bill%20Watterson.mp3 MP3]}}

== Lyrics ==
Where’d you go when you were done?
I’d like to know what you’ve become.
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn,
I cry, I stand on your front lawn.

It’s plain to see you’re scared of me,
But that’s not how it’s supposed to be,
when you’re the reason I’m in town,
and every piece of mind you put down…

Don’t you know I think you’re the cat’s meow?
Where’s the tiger now? Where’s the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can’t you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don’t fear me.
Don’t treat me like I have rabies,
I only wanna have your babies.
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Bill Watterson (Dinosaurchestra)

2026-03-29T05:23:55Z

ClamDove: Created page with "'''''Bill Watterson''''' is the 7th bonus track on ''Dinosaurchestra'', the 13th bonus track on its remaster (as "Bill Watterson (Demo)"), and the 5th on the companion EP ''Acrobat Unstable Record'' (ditto). It was later remade as the second-to-last track on ''View-Monster'' (not counting transition tracks).{{Infobox_song |title = Bill Watterson |artist = Lemon Demon |albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil..."

'''''Bill Watterson''''' is the 7th bonus track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]'', the 13th bonus track on its remaster (as "Bill Watterson (Demo)"), and the 5th on the companion EP ''[[Acrobat Unstable Record]]'' (ditto).

It was later [[Bill Watterson|remade]] as the second-to-last track on ''View-Monster'' (not counting transition tracks).{{Infobox_song
|title = Bill Watterson
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:00
|genre =
|language = English
|BPM =
|year=October 27, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/85839.html</ref>|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Bill%20Watterson.mp3 MP3]}}

== Lyrics ==
Where’d you go when you were done?
I’d like to know what you’ve become.
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn,
I cry, I stand on your front lawn.

It’s plain to see you’re scared of me,
But that’s not how it’s supposed to be,
when you’re the reason I’m in town,
and every piece of mind you put down…

Don’t you know I think you’re the cat’s meow?
Where’s the tiger now? Where’s the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can’t you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don’t fear me.
Don’t treat me like I have rabies,
I only wanna have your babies.
<references />

Vow of Silence

2026-03-29T05:13:37Z

ClamDove: release date and link to early version in infobox

{{Infobox_song
|title = Vow of Silence
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = June 9, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 3:09
|tempo = 175
|genre = Rock
|language = English, Mentalese
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/vow-of-silence Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/vow-of-silence Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/gJseVT2CT9Q YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/29Pj4JiHwsQm6d7g5ne5Aw?si=844bcc2604df43a6 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Vow%20of%20Silence%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 Early Version]
}}
'''Vow of Silence''' is the seventh track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].

An [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Vow%20of%20Silence%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 early version of this song] was released on June 9th, 2005.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/06/09/</ref>

According to [[Neil]] in the album's text commentary, this song is about the art of willing mutedness.<ref name=":0">https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>

==Lyrics==
I’ll never have a chance to say
Everything I want to say,
But that’s okay, I don’t need
To say a thing anyway.

Just want to take it in,
See the world, watch it spin,
Learn to play the violin.
I’ll even try to shed
Any words from my head.
Think in Mentalese instead.

Don’t call me on a telephone.
I don’t wanna be alone,
But I have grown out of it,
So leave a message at the tone.

Just want to take it in,
See the world, watch it spin,
Learn to play the violin.
I’ll even try to shed
Any words from my head.
Think in Mentalese instead.

And I’ll take a vow of silence.
(Shut up, shut up, shut up.)
I’ll take a vow of silence.
(Shut up, shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up, shut up.)
I’ll take a vow of…

Silence means that you can’t speak,
You can’t let things out, they stay inside.
You just sit and nod like a quiet freak,
And you hold your tongue and you swallow your pride.
And if you’re travelling down the street
And suddenly witness a crime,
You’ve gotta keep it to yourself,
You’ve gotta keep it inside
Your quiet little mind.
Until the end of time.

And you’ve got to…
Shut up, shut up, shut up. (Seen and not heard.)
Shut up, shut up, shut up. (Not a single word)
Shut up, shut up, shut up. (For the rest of your life.)
Shut up, shut up, shut up.

Now I’m no silent snob,
But Teller and Silent Bob
Tend to do an awful job.
But let me tell you, son,
Harpo Marx is the one.
I wouldn’t be surprised
If he didn’t have a tongue.

Whoa, I’ll take a vow of silence.
(Shut up, shut up, shut up.)
I’ll take a vow of silence.
(Shut up, shut up, shut up,
Shut up, shut up, shut up.)

I’ll take a vow of…
I’ll take a vow of…
I’ll take a vow of…
Silence…
Silence…
Silence.

== Trivia ==

* This song coins the term "Mentalese", which [[Neil]] describes in the album's text commentary as being, "what you think in if you don't have a language. Babies and cavemen probably think in Mentalese."<ref name=":0" />
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Fine

2026-03-29T05:11:03Z

ClamDove: lemondemon.com mp3, release date stuff

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fine
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = April 13, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 4:25
|tempo = 135
|genre = Rock , New Wave
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Fine.mp3 MP3] [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/fine-2 Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/de0kFiLuW0o YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/2GlV9w8oHSQdiPPk9lxqlp?si=8a57053bebde4596 Spotify]
}}
'''''Fine''''' is the third track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]''. It was one of the first two songs released for the album, being announced on LiveJournal on April 13th, 2005 alongside ''[[Samuel and Rosella]]''.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/04/13/</ref>

According to [[Neil]] in the [[Dinosaurchestra]] text commentary, the song's lyrics are meant to be "half cheery optimism, half ironic denial."<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>
==Lyrics==
One, two, three, four.
Today has a way
Of scarring your eyes
With negative light,
But it’s a disguise.
I put on my shades
And see through the lies.
The convenient truth is

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time.
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave
Or terrorist attack.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That every bomb
Has a silver lining, I know.
I know
It won’t be long until

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

I go for a walk,
The sidewalk is cracked.
I’m not superstitious,
But I made a pact
With old Mother Earth.
She’d get off my back
If I get off hers.

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time,
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave.
We’re stalling on the track.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That in a snap,
All the birds will sing, I know.
I know
I’m full of crap, but still.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine…

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Everything works out nice in the end. (I know)
The sun will marry the moon. (That every bomb)
Works out nice in the end. (Has a silver lining, I know.)
Why don’t we sit back mellow again (I know)
And have a nice afternoon? (It won’t be long until…)
Sit back mellow again.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine, fine, fine, fine…

== Alternate Versions ==

* [[Fine (2009 version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]], also included on [[Live (Only Not)]].

The original [[Dinosaurchestra]] version of the song was also included unaltered as the 13th track of [[Almanac 2009]].

== Live Performances ==

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yN2czBuiw Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbwmOG2XyOs Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Boston, MA)]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTXRpxITTc Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]

== Trivia ==

* This is the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song on TikTok, having been featured in over 117,000 videos on the platform, with total video views of over 120 million.<ref>https://songstats.com/track/vpfc4nu5/fine?source=tiktok</ref>
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Samuel and Rosella

2026-03-29T05:07:16Z

ClamDove: lyric formatting, release date, links

{{Infobox_song
|title = Samuel and Rosella
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 4:49
|genre = Alternative
|language = English
|BPM = 159
|year=April 13, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/63261.html</ref>|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Samuel%20and%20Rosella.mp3 MP3]}}

''Samuel and Rosella'' is the 6th bonus track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]'', and the 8th bonus track on its remaster.

=Lyrics=
Samuel and Rosella, both were eighty-two years old
Sharing an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled
And all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging
From dialect to fashion, the state of affairs, absolutely clashing with the world that was theirs
"I don't understand these kids today," said Rose
"Yeah," responded Sam, "take a look at this boy's clothes."
The young man exiting Hot Topic made them feel so misanthropic
Samuel and Rosella didn't like the way he dressed
They closed their umbrella, and they rammed it through his chest

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation
With such determination
Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing
How wrong this world is going
A fact they don't mind showing
In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
And off they hobble, drunk on [[wikipedia:Geritol|Geritol]]

Now after being in love for sixty years
They were both agreeing that the end was drawing near
So, why not cause a little trouble?
Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
Rose was always saying "That kid's gotta go."
Samuel was obeying, never saying no
Sam was a disaster, when she smiled his heart still flipped
Who'd imagine after sixty years he'd still be whipped?
But nonetheless she loved him dearly
They'd hold hands while cavalierly
Burning baggy jeans in the middle of a shop
Or killing silly teens for listening to the hippity-hop

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation
And the music video station
Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing
How wrong this world is going
A fact they don't mind showing
In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

"These kids today, with their sleepy expressions
And their [[wikipedia:Satanic_panic|Satanic tattoos]]
And their running around in the arcade parlors
And their [[wikipedia:Bling-bling|shiny gold "blam blam"]] or whatever they call it
And their dangerous skateboards
And their [[wikipedia:Chef_Boyardee|Chef Boyardees]]
And their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs
And their [[wikipedia:IPod|iFrogs]] or whatever they call it
And their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop
And their trenchcoats
And their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them
And their thong sandals
And their [[wikipedia:Britney_Spears|Britney Spears's]] [[wikipedia:Kevin_Federline|husbands]]
And their powdered wigs
And their peg legs with the decals on 'em
And their low-carb diets
And their [[wikipedia:Rock_the_Vote|Rockin' the Vote]]
And their collectible bottle caps
And their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones
And their "[[wikt:fo_shizzle|For Shizzle]] [[wikt:-izzle|McFizzley]] Ding Dong Dizzle" [[wikipedia:Snoop_Dogg|Snoopy Dog]] language
And their general disrespect towards their elders
Well they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them!"

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation
With such determination
Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing
How wrong this world is going
A fact they don't mind showing
In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol (Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol)
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

==Trivia==
* This song features bass playing by [[Alora Lanzillotta]].

Sky Is Not Blue

2026-03-29T04:52:29Z

ClamDove:

{{Infobox_song
|title = Sky Is Not Blue
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2005
|recorded = 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = 
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 4:02
|tempo = 140
|genre = Rock
|language = 
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/02%20-%20Sky%20Is%20Not%20Blue.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/02%20-%20Sky%20Is%20Not%20Blue.flac Original CD FLAC]
|addtlInfo = 
}}
'''''Sky Is Not Blue''''' is the second track on [[Damn Skippy]].

[[Neil]] spoke of the song's meaning in [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|the album's commentary track]]: “I don’t know what this song’s about. It’s about things that are usually one color not being that one color, but I don’t know why they’re not that one color.”
== Lyrics==
I made you these construction paper dolls,
Connected by the hands with tiny little faces.
And now I’ll hang them on the walls,
So you can see the people filling up the spaces.

I think I am the only one to ever realize that I am
The only one to realize what’s true.
When all the world is stuck in a jam:
The sky is not blue.

I made you this defective little song,
Connected by the chords, connected and melodic.
And if you think I sing it wrong,
Or if you think it sounds a little too robotic,

Just let me know. I’ll understand, and maybe when I play next week,
I’ll think of you and make it pristine,
As long as you repeat after me:
The grass is not green.

I might have stated what I thought before.
I might have kept it in. My memory is failing.
I might have stumbled through the door.
You might have stared and asked what I had been inhaling.

I might have blinked. I might have sighed.
I might have been a has-might-have-been,
But if you really heard what I said,
You’d understand the mindset I’m in,
Where roses aren’t red.

I’m setting up my tiny little town,
A Lego set in which I’m planning to retire.
It’s really time I settled down,
But not before I set everything on fire.

Put on my boots and stamp it out.
The little yellow people don’t care.
They never did, and they never do,
And yet they seem to speak with their stare.
They tell me things I can’t deny.
They tell me I’m a sap. I’m a square.
They tell me things I already knew.
The greatest of the secrets they share:
The sky is not blue.

== Trivia ==

* This song was one of the last ones to be completed, with Neil saying in the commentary that he recorded the lyrics "like, two days ago." It is one of three songs to be included on the final album but not the tracklist from the album's announcement on LiveJournal, with the others being ''[[The Ceiling]]'' and ''Eventuality''.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/50230.html</ref>

==See also==

*Commentary for [http://wiki.mumbergo.net/index.php/Damn_Skippy:_Commentary#Sky_Is_Not_Blue ''Sky Is Not Blue''].
*[[Sky Blue Up|''Sky Blue Up'']], an earlier version of this song that was never completed

Damn Skippy

2026-03-29T04:47:19Z

ClamDove: early tracklist

{{Infobox album
|title = Damn Skippy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|disc_Category = Album
|year = March 21, 2005
|recorded = 2004–2005
|length = 1:00:57, 1:22:24 (with bonus tracks)
|label = Self-released (2005), [[Needlejuice Records]] (2023)
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/damn-skippy Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/ MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2005%5d%20Damn%20Skippy/ Bonus content from original CD] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/ Lossless rip of original CD] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bMispress%20CDR%5d/ Lossless rip of original (mispress) CD] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqmpmtJxWdU YouTube] [https://youtu.be/uiIFMemtDkI Remastered YouTube]
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Hip to the Javabean]] (2004)
|thisAlbum = '''Damn Skippy''' (2005)
|nextAlbum = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
}}

[[File:Damnskippynjr.jpg|thumb|2023 [[Needlejuice Records]] reissue cover art.]]

'''Damn Skippy''' is [[Lemon Demon]]’s fourth album. It was originally released on March 21st, 2005, as homemade, burned-on-demand CD-Rs sold through the old Lemon Demon website<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/03/21/</ref>, in the same manner [[Hip to the Javabean]] was the year prior. Eight bonus tracks, [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|an audio commentary track]], and an HTML file were included as bonuses on the disc.<ref>https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2005%5d%20Damn%20Skippy/</ref>This content is maintained in all CD represses of the album.

In 2006, the album received a CD repress with glass replicated discs manufactured by now-defunct company Americ Disc Inc.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/master/1455122-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy</ref>

In April 2009, [[Neil]] offered this album for free download on [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Lemondemon.com], alongside [[Clown Circus]], [[Live from the Haunted Candle Shop]], and [[Hip to the Javabean]].<ref>http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/</ref>

On January 21st, 2023, [[Needlejuice Records]] reissued the album, alongside [[Hip to the Javabean]] on Bandcamp in celebration of the 20th anniversary of [[Lemon Demon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1616893029909921793?lang=en</ref> <ref name=":0">https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/damn-skippy</ref>This version of the album was remastered by Angel Marcloid<ref>https://angelhairaudio.com/full-portfolio-project-list</ref>and added ten previously unreleased tracks, six remastered instrumentals, one remastered vocal track and a hidden track to the bonus track list. The album's original audio commentary track was also remastered for this release by Alex Argo.<ref name=":0" /> Pre-orders for physical represses of the album on vinyl, CD, and cassette went up in February<ref>https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1628051649032757250</ref>, with the CDs and cassettes shipping in June<ref>https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1669136477182205953</ref>, and vinyls shipped in September.<ref>https://needlejuicerecords.com/products/damn-skippy-ode-to-crayola-lp</ref>

==Track Listing==
'''Side A'''
#[[Dead Sea Monkeys]]
#[[Sky Is Not Blue]]
#[[Pumpkin Pie]]
#[[When Robots Attack]]
#[[Geeks in Love]]
#[[New Way Out]]
'''Side B'''
#<li value="7">[[What Will Happen Will Happen]]</li>
#[[Kitten Is Angry]]
#[[The Ceiling]]
#[[Subtle Oddities]]
#[[Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness]]
#[[Flamingo Legs]]
'''Side C'''
#<li value="13">[[Ode to Crayola]]</li>
#[[Rainwater]]
#[[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]]
#[[Dizziful Bliss]]
#[[Word Disassociation]]
#[[Eventuality]]

===Bonus tracks===
#[[Bicycle Race]]
#[[Fuzzy]]
#[[March of the Living Figments]]
#[[Mothers All Over the World]]
#[[Mr. Porta-Potty Man]]
#[[Musical Chairs|Musical Chairs (Alternate version)]]
#[[Pirate in a Box]]
#[[Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)|Subtle Oddities (Cheesy Synth Mix)]]

===Bonus tracks (Needlejuice Records re-release)===
(CD version contains all of these tracks on a separate Bonus Disc.)

(Vinyl and cassette versions of the album only contain bonus tracks 1-8.)
#[[Scatterbrained]]
#[[Musical Chairs|Musical Chairs (Alternate Version)]]
#[[March of the Living Figments]]
#[[Elvis Porn]]
#[[Lollipops]]
#[[Bicycle Race]]
#[[Fuzzy]]
#[[Bottom Line]]
#[[Sky Blue Up]]
#[[I Want to Wake Up]]
#[[Stampy]]
#[[Zero Gravity]]
#[[Subtle Oddities (Cheesy Synth Mix)]]
#[[Mothers All Over the World]]
#[[Pirate in a Box]]
#[[Mr. Porta-Potty Man]]
#[[How to Poop]]
#[[The Song You Hear When You Die]]
#[[When Robots Attack|When Robots Attack (Instrumental)]]
#[[Geeks in Love|Geeks in Love (Instrumental)]]
#[[Kitten Is Angry|Kitten is Angry (Instrumental)]]
#[[Subtle Oddities|Subtle Oddities (Instrumental)]]
#[[Dizziful Bliss|Dizziful Bliss (Instrumental)]]
#[[Word Disassociation|Word Disassociation (Instrumental)]]
#[[Word Disassociation|Word Disassociation (Vocals)]]
#[[neil.soul]]
#[[Damn Skippy: Commentary|Damn Skippy Commentary]]

===Bonus Content===
*[[Damn Skippy: Commentary|Commentary]] (Counted as a bonus track in the [[Needlejuice Records]] reissue.)
[[File:Specialthanksdamnskippy.png|thumb|'''<big>SPECIAL THANKS:</big> Dad, Mom, Ben, Emmy, Leah, Alora, Sarah, Chloe, Chelsea, Aaron Ackerson, Andrew Kepple, Richard, Logan Whitehurst, The Incredible Moses Leroy, Queen, John Cameron Mitchell, Stephen Trask, Sir Alec Guinness, Alec Baldwin, Leonard Nimoy, Edward Binney, Harold Smith, Robert Prince, and Raffi.''']]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2005%5d%20Damn%20Skippy/DamnSkippy.html HTML file] (Navigation portal for the album containing song MP3s, bonus tracks, lyrics, exclusive artwork, and a Special Thanks section.)

==Physical Releases==

===LPs===
All four variants originally went up for pre-order on the [[Needlejuice Records]] website, but Pumpkin Cookie was later removed. In November, it was revealed to be a Newbury Comics exclusive variant, and made available on their webstore.<gallery>
File:OdetoCrayola1k.png|"Ode to Crayola"
File:Damn vinyl.png|"Damn"
File:Demonic.png|"Demonic"
File:Pumpkin-and-Cookie1k 900x.png|"Pumpkin Cookie"
</gallery>
===CDs===
==== Original Artwork ====
There are no notable differences between the artwork of the homemade 2005 CD-Rs and the 2006 repress.
<gallery>
File:Damn Skippy.png|Front Cover
File:Damn Skippy back.png|Back Cover
File:Damn Skippy inside.png|Inside Art
File:Damnskippysourcediscart.jpg|Disc Art
File:Damnskippydisc.jpg|Front scan of original CD-R
File:Damnskippycdrback.jpg|Back scan of original CD-R
File:Damnskippyrepressback.jpg|Back of 2006 CD
</gallery>
==== [[Needlejuice Records]] 2023 repress ====
<gallery>
File:Njrskippycdfront.jpg|Front Cover
File:Njrskippycdback.jpg|Back Cover
File:Njrskippyinsideart.jpg|Inside Art
File:Njrskippytrayart.jpg|Tray Art
File:Njrskippydisc1.jpg|Disc 1 scan
File:Njrskippydisc2.jpg|Bonus Disc scan
</gallery>
===Cassette===
<gallery>
File:Damnskippytapeartfront.jpg|J-Card Front Cover
File:Damnskippyjcardback.jpg|J-Card Back Cover
File:Skippyjcardinside.jpg|J-Card Inside Art
File:Skippyjcardfoldout.jpg|J-Card Foldout Art
File:Skippytapefront.jpg|Tape Side A
File:Skippytapeback.jpg|Tape Side B
</gallery>

== Damn Skippy HDMI Images ==
<gallery>
File:MP3-Creature.gif|The creature of the "MP3s" section of the Damn Skippy HTML.
File:Lyrics-Demon.gif|The demon of the "Lyrics" section of the Damn Skippy HTML.
File:Bonus-Creature-CutiePatootie.gif|The creature of the "Bonus Tracks" section of the Damn Skippy HTML.
File:SkippyMonster1.png|One of the Damn Skippy monsters.
File:SkippyMonster2.png|One of the Damn Skippy monsters.
File:Commentary.jpg|The demon of the "Commentary" section of the Damn Skippy HTML.
File:DamnSkippySpiral.png|A gear-like spiral on the cover of Damn Skippy and in the Damn Skippy HTML.
File:DamnSkippySpiralButItsaGif.gif|Ditto, but a gif.
File:DeadSeaMonkeys.gif|Dead Sea Monkeys
File:SkyIsNotBlueHTML.gif|Sky Is Not Blue
File:PumpkinPieHTML.gif|Pumpkin Pie
File:WhenRobotsAttackHTML.gif|When Robots Attack
File:GeeksInLoveHTML.gif|Geeks In Love
File:NewWayOutHTML.gif|New Way Out
File:WhatWillHappenWillHappenHTML.gif|What Will Happen Will Happen
File:KittenIsAngryHTML.gif|Kitten Is Angry
File:TheCeilingHTML.gif|The Ceiling
File:SubtleOdditiesHTML.gif|Subtle Oddities
File:GuinessHTML.gif|Gonna Dig Up Alec Guiness
File:FlamingoLegs.gif|Flamingo Legs
File:OdeToCrayolaHTML.gif|Ode To Crayola
File:RainwaterHTML.gif|Rainwater
File:SmellLikeACookie.gif|Smell Like A Cookie All Day
File:DizzifulBlissHTML.gif|Dizziful Bliss
File:WordDissassociation.gif|Word Dissassociation
File:EventualityHTML.gif|Eventuality
File:Main.jpg|The main title screen of the Damn Skippy HTML.
</gallery>

== Trivia ==

* This is the first [[Lemon Demon]] album to include an audio commentary track and HTML.
* On the back cover of the 2023 [[Needlejuice Records]] version of the CD, [[Dizziful Bliss]] is misspelled "Dizziful Blss".
* In the 2023 remastered stream, [[Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness]] is misspelt as "Gonna Dig Up '''Alex''' Guineness".

=== Early Tracklist ===
On December 24, 2004, Neil announced the album on LiveJournal, and gave this as the tracklist:<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/50230.html</ref>

# Dead Sea Monkeys
# Fuzzy
# Pumpkin Pie
# When Robots Attack
# Geeks In Love
# New Way Out
# What Will Happen Will Happen
# Kitten Is Angry
# Subtle Oddities
# Gonne Dig Up Alec Guinness
# Flamingo Legs
# Ode to Crayola
# Rainwater
# Smell Like A Cookie All Day
# Dizziful Bliss
# Word Disassociation
# March of the Living Figments

''Sky is Not Blue, The Ceiling,'' and ''Eventuality'' are notably absent, with the former having its lyrics recorded "like, two days" before the commentary.<ref>[[Damn Skippy: Commentary#Sky Is Not Blue]]</ref> Additionally, ''Fuzzy'' and ''March of the Living Figments'' were relegated to bonus tracks. Had this not been the case, ''Damn Skippy'' would have been the last Lemon Demon album to include a cover in its main tracklist.<references />

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-03-29T04:38:17Z

ClamDove: external link

{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 20, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:03
|tempo = 188
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|addtlInfo = 
}}

One day, Neil, Alora, and Emmy were at a playground, and they saw a worker unload a porta-potty from a truck and install it. Spontaneously, Neil started singing a little ode to Mr. Porta-Potty Man, and later produced this song in about an hour.<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves.
He put the potty in with love.
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long.
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo.
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo.
You don’t want to shake his hand.
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.
(Potty to your town.)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He got the potty.
He got the potty for you.
Ja!

Fuzzy

2026-03-29T04:37:09Z

ClamDove: external link

{{Infobox_song

|title = Fuzzy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 12, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/41418.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Ron Fountenberry<ref name="bedroomlovediscogs">https://www.discogs.com/release/6584099-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy-Bedroom-Love-Songs</ref><ref name="mosesdiscogs">https://www.discogs.com/artist/604717-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy</ref>
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 3:38
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Fuzzy%20(The%20Incredible%20Moses%20Leroy%20cover).mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

This is a cover of a song by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Moses_Leroy The Incredible Moses Leroy].

==Lyrics==
And you are...
Soft and cuddly
And you are...
warm and fuzzy

Lonely blue eyed
Nazi prom queen
Bruised knuckle boy
Tired of crawling.
Let’s paint the town red,
Like “Carrie.”
Because I am your— I am your toy,
Foxy lady.

And you are bright and starry.
I’m not that bad, just got lucky.
And heaven can wait.
I’m standing.
You on my shoulder,
Demanding.

And you are soft and fuzzy.
And you are truly lovely.
You are my itchy sweater.
You are my lovely love-getter.
Yeah.

== Trivia ==

* At one point, Neil was going to include this song on the main album, as the LiveJournal post announcing ''Damn Skippy'' lists it as track 2.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/50230.html</ref>
<references />

Pirate in a Box

2026-03-29T04:36:31Z

ClamDove: oops! forgot to add a link to the song

{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 19, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/43002.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Stephen Trask<ref name="hedwigwiki:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)</ref>, Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 4:15
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Pirate%20in%20a%20Box%20(Hedwig%20and%20the%20Angry%20Inch%20parody).mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

''Pirate in a Box'' is a parody of a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" /> It is a bonus track on ''[[Damn Skippy]].''

==Lyrics==
On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss
And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr!
I get down. I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
And then it's time to loot and pillage

I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck
And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench
Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed

Ahoy, matey

I look back on where I'm from;
Look at the scalawag I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from me grog on the rocks
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of scurvy velveteen

I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg
And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663
Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself

Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog
Some wenches, they have natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha
Wear it up, blow me down
This is the best way that I've found
To be the scurviest you've ever seen

I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea
Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself
Yarr!

Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew
Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you
With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too
Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you
It's all because of you, it's all because of you

Ah-harr!
Fire the cannon!
[Coughing.]
Yarr, land ho me matey!

Okay, everyone:
I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea
And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back!
Yarr! Yarr!

==Trivia==

*The 2023 re-release of ''Damn Skippy'' erroneously includes "You might also like/[[Scatterbrained]]/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/27382578-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy/image/SW1hZ2U6OTc5MDkzMjk=</ref> This is likely due to them being copied from [https://genius.com/ Genius], a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown.

<references />

Pirate in a Box

2026-03-29T04:34:16Z

ClamDove: i have finished making the page

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|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 19, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/43002.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Stephen Trask<ref name="hedwigwiki:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)</ref>, Neil Cicierega
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''Pirate in a Box'' is a parody of a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" /> It is a bonus track on ''[[Damn Skippy]].''

==Lyrics==
On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss
And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr!
I get down. I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
And then it's time to loot and pillage

I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck
And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench
Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed

Ahoy, matey

I look back on where I'm from;
Look at the scalawag I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from me grog on the rocks
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of scurvy velveteen

I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg
And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663
Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself

Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog
Some wenches, they have natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha
Wear it up, blow me down
This is the best way that I've found
To be the scurviest you've ever seen

I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea
Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself
Yarr!

Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew
Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you
With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too
Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you
It's all because of you, it's all because of you

Ah-harr!
Fire the cannon!
[Coughing.]
Yarr, land ho me matey!

Okay, everyone:
I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea
And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back!
Yarr! Yarr!

==Trivia==

*The 2023 re-release of ''Damn Skippy'' erroneously includes "You might also like/[[Scatterbrained]]/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/27382578-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy/image/SW1hZ2U6OTc5MDkzMjk=</ref> This is likely due to them being copied from [https://genius.com/ Genius], a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown.

<references />

Pirate in a Box

2026-03-29T04:20:43Z

ClamDove: made the page. not done, doing it in two steps bc my tab crashed partway thru doing this and that scared me

Fuzzy

2026-03-29T04:16:29Z

ClamDove: tempo was erroneously copied from mr. porta-potty man's infobox

{{Infobox_song

|title = Fuzzy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 12, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/41418.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Ron Fountenberry<ref name="bedroomlovediscogs">https://www.discogs.com/release/6584099-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy-Bedroom-Love-Songs</ref><ref name="mosesdiscogs">https://www.discogs.com/artist/604717-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy</ref>
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 3:38
|genre =
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|externalLinks =
|addtlInfo = 
}}

This is a cover of a song by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Moses_Leroy The Incredible Moses Leroy].

==Lyrics==
And you are...
Soft and cuddly
And you are...
warm and fuzzy

Lonely blue eyed
Nazi prom queen
Bruised knuckle boy
Tired of crawling.
Let’s paint the town red,
Like “Carrie.”
Because I am your— I am your toy,
Foxy lady.

And you are bright and starry.
I’m not that bad, just got lucky.
And heaven can wait.
I’m standing.
You on my shoulder,
Demanding.

And you are soft and fuzzy.
And you are truly lovely.
You are my itchy sweater.
You are my lovely love-getter.
Yeah.

== Trivia ==

* At one point, Neil was going to include this song on the main album, as the LiveJournal post announcing ''Damn Skippy'' lists it as track 2.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/50230.html</ref>
<references />

Fuzzy

2026-03-29T04:12:45Z

ClamDove: added infobox, changed lyric formatting, added piece of trivia

{{Infobox_song

|title = Fuzzy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 12, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/41418.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Ron Fountenberry<ref name="bedroomlovediscogs">https://www.discogs.com/release/6584099-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy-Bedroom-Love-Songs</ref><ref name="mosesdiscogs">https://www.discogs.com/artist/604717-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy</ref>
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 3:38
|tempo = 188
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
|addtlInfo = 
}}

This is a cover of a song by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Moses_Leroy The Incredible Moses Leroy].

==Lyrics==
And you are...
Soft and cuddly
And you are...
warm and fuzzy

Lonely blue eyed
Nazi prom queen
Bruised knuckle boy
Tired of crawling.
Let’s paint the town red,
Like “Carrie.”
Because I am your— I am your toy,
Foxy lady.

And you are bright and starry.
I’m not that bad, just got lucky.
And heaven can wait.
I’m standing.
You on my shoulder,
Demanding.

And you are soft and fuzzy.
And you are truly lovely.
You are my itchy sweater.
You are my lovely love-getter.
Yeah.

== Trivia ==

* At one point, Neil was going to include this song on the main album, as the LiveJournal post announcing ''Damn Skippy'' lists it as track 2.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/50230.html</ref>
<references />

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-03-29T03:53:03Z

ClamDove: narrator: "she did not, in fact, do the citations correctly"

{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 20, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:03
|tempo = 188
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
|addtlInfo = 
}}

One day, Neil, Alora, and Emmy were at a playground, and they saw a worker unload a porta-potty from a truck and install it. Spontaneously, Neil started singing a little ode to Mr. Porta-Potty Man, and later produced this song in about an hour.<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves.
He put the potty in with love.
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long.
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo.
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo.
You don’t want to shake his hand.
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.
(Potty to your town.)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He got the potty.
He got the potty for you.
Ja!

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-03-29T03:47:55Z

ClamDove: changed release date and formatting of lyrics, cited intro. hopefully i did the two citations right

{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 20, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:03
|tempo = 188
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
|addtlInfo = 
}}

One day, Neil, Alora, and Emmy were at a playground, and they saw a worker unload a porta-potty from a truck and install it. Spontaneously, Neil started singing a little ode to Mr. Porta-Potty Man, and later produced this song in about an hour.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>

==Lyrics==
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves.
He put the potty in with love.
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long.
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo.
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo.
You don’t want to shake his hand.
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.
(Potty to your town.)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He got the potty.
He got the potty for you.
Ja!

Bicycle Race

2026-03-29T03:43:10Z

ClamDove: changed release date and formatting of lyrics

{{Infobox_song

|title = Bicycle Race
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 8, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/26960.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 2:43
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
|addtlInfo = 
}}

'''Bicycle Race''' is a cover of a Queen song. It features sounds from a Yamaha CS-15 analog synthesizer.

==Lyrics==
Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride it where I like.

You say black. I say white.
You say bark. I say bite.
You say shark. I say, “Hey man!
Jaws was never my scene,
And I don’t like Star Wars.”
You say Rolls. I say Royce.
You say God. Give me a choice!
You say Lord. I say, “Christ,
I don’t believe in Peter Pan,
Frankenstein or Superman.”
All I want to do is…

Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my…

Bicycle races are coming your way,
So forget all your duties, oh yeah.
Fat bottomed girls,
They’ll be riding today.
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah.
On your marks… get set… go!
Bicycle race. Bicycle race. Bicycle race.

Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle.
Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
Bicycle race.

You say coke. I say caine.
You say John. I say Wayne.
Hot dog! I say, “Cool it man,
I don’t wanna be the President of America.”
You say smile. I say cheese.
Cartier. I say please.
Income tax. I say, “Jesus,
I don’t wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate.”
‘Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride it where I like.

Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed

2026-03-29T03:36:03Z

ClamDove: added release date

{{Infobox_song
|title = Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:43
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sunbeam-light-show-flower-seed Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/02%20-%20Sunbeam%20Light%20Show%20Flower%20Seed.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Sunbeam%20Light%20Show%20Flower%20Seed%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 130
|year=March 4, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/17126.html</ref>}}

'''Sunbeam Lightshow Flower Seed''' is the second track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Diablo raises an eyebrow
Strawberry milkshake in hand
I try my best to distract myself
But he really wants to be in the band
Can he play the drums, or the clarinet?
Electric xylophone? Or better yet
The euphonium or the clockwork flute?
He's just standing there in a business suit

Angels on the left side, demons on the right
Never in the dark, never in the light
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
This is all I have, this is all I need
Original synergized molecules
Revolving electrified power tools
The end of the world on April Fool's Day

What have you done to my necktie?
You've tied it up in a knot
This is the final mistake you'll make
You think you're misunderstood, but you're not
Got a show tonight, but tomorrow you're out
Someone call me up a talent scout
Better yet, just usher that Diablo back
Give him a guitar, paint it with a Union Jack

Lemons on the left side, demons on the right
Never in the dark, never in the light
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
This is all I have, this is all I need
Life in the chair at the hair salon
Taking the time to reflect upon
Some things that are too difficult to convey
Ooh, original synergized molecules
Revolving electrified power tools
The end of the world on April Fool's Day</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* A Clockwork flute—much like a clockwork Music Box—refers to a automatic music machine that plays flutes, like the Calliope.
* Euphoniums, although close to Tubas, aren’t the same.
* Aside from the song [[Lemon Demon]], this is the only track to reference Lemon Demon itself by name.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

Eventuality

2026-03-29T03:30:51Z

ClamDove: the citation for eventuality's release date was a livejournal post about.... word disassociation!?!? judging by a tracklist neil posted on december 24th that year, eventuality didnt even exist separately from stampy until later

{{Infobox_song
|title = Eventuality
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 21, 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:47
|tempo = 175
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/18%20-%20Eventuality.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Eventuality''' is the eighteenth and final track on [[Damn Skippy]].

This song is mostly an instrumental, except for a short part in the middle.

==Lyrics==
The closer that you look,
It seems the less that you will see.
You will see.
Meltdown is an eventuality.
You see.

==Trivia==

*According to [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|album's commentary]], the audio at the end of the song is of him playing Commander Keen 4: Secret of the Oracle
*The bonus track [[Stampy]], added on the [[Needlejuice]] release, is a demo version of this song.
<references />

Mothers All Over the World

2026-03-29T00:31:22Z

ClamDove:

{{Infobox_song

|title = Mothers All Over the World
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 21, 2005
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 2:13
|tempo = 144
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
|addtlInfo = 
}}

This song is a remix of dialogue from the beginning of of Mr. T’s “Treat Your Mother Right”, one of many educational songs released by [[wikipedia:Mr._T|Mr. T]].

==Lyrics==
(Wow!)
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
She ain’t here, but if it wasn’t for your mother, you wouldn’t be here.
So remember, when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.

So remember, when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.

You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.

User:ClamDove

2026-03-28T23:44:41Z

ClamDove: favorites

Hey! I'm Jimmy ClamDove, but you can call me Emily. My pronouns are [[wikt:thon#Pronoun|thon/thon]], [[wikt:she#Pronoun|she/her]], and [[wikipedia:Singular_they|they/them]].

As of making this page, I'm in the midst of a Lemon Demon hyperfixation for the first time in a long while. I'm not sure how much I'll stick around here. If you wish to contact me, your current best bet is my Discord (username is <code>clamdove</code>). I also have a [https://bsky.app/profile/clamdove.bsky.social Bluesky].

My favorite album from Neil is ''Live from the Haunted Candle Shop'', though ''Dinosaurchestra'', ''View-Monster'', ''Spirit Phone'', ''Mouth Silence'', and ''Hip to the Javabean'' are also pretty high up there. I have too many favorite songs from Neil to list them all, though a few that stand out to me as of writing are ''Boat, The Machine, Between You and Me, One Weird Tip, Ode to Crayola, Nocturnal King Bob,'' and ''Mullet with Butterfly Wings.''

Sorry if I do anything stupid :P

I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)

2026-03-28T23:09:47Z

ClamDove: added trivia section, fixed now-broken link, did italicization

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)
|artist = Deporitaz
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|duration = 4:09
|tempo = ~155
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Deporitaz%20-%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20(crappy%20four%20track%20version).mp3 Download from mumbergo.net]
}}

[[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)|''I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)'']] is a lower-quality version of ''[[I Know Your Name (Dimes)]]'' which consists of vocals, piano, drums, and a kazoo solo.

==Lyrics==

It was a Friday
I saw a movie but it wasn't very long,
so I snuck into another one
Employees caught me,
they threw me out into the mall
all in all, it was pretty fun.
But then it happened:
I bumped into a random guy, he said "excuse me" and he tried to walk away.
But I had just had a psychic vision,
I said "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name", I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The guy said "Sorry, my name is Fred"
and then he slowly walked away, I never saw that guy again
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish, which was lying on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision, I said "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name" I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The cat said nothing.
And then threw up on to my freshly shampooed carpet,

I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining, I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there, I looked inside to see a homeless man, dresses in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision, I said "Sir I don't know why, but I know your name" I said

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

(kazoo solo)

The homeless man stared
He looked a bit scared

He asked me how I knew his name, I couldn't say
And it was awkward
He fell asleep, and I walked back home in the rain (in the rain)
But then it happened
Another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did
(So I did)
(So I did)
(So I did)

== Trivia ==

* It is unclear whether this was made before or after the version of the song on ''[[Dimes]]''. If this version was made later, it may serve as an intermediary step between the first version and [[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)|the version released on ''Hip to the Javabean'']].
* With the ''Dimes'' version's instrumental being released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]], this is now the only version of ''I Know Your Name'' whose instrumental has not been made publicly available.

I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)

2026-03-28T23:02:27Z

ClamDove: more info about the other versions of the song, and some grammatical tweaks (not sure whether to keep the italics. it feels more grammatical but also i dont think anyone wants to go back and change every single instance of a song or album being mentioned to match)

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/i-know-your-name Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/11%20-%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 142
}}

''This is about the version of the song released on'' Hip to the Javabean''. For other versions of the song, see'' [[I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)|I Know Your Name ''(Disambiguation)'']]

'''''I Know Your Name''''' is the eleventh track on [[Hip to the Javabean|''Hip to the Javabean'']]. The song was originally made when [[Neil]] was still making music under [[Trapezoid]], being released in an earlier form as the first track on ''[[Dimes]]''.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>It was a Friday
I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long
So I snuck into another one
Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall
All in all, it was pretty fun
But then it happened: I bumped into a random guy
He said "Excuse me," and he tried to walk away
But I had just had a psychic vision
I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The guy said, "Sorry, my name is Fred,"
And then he slowly walked away. I never saw that guy again
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish which was floating on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision
I said, "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The cat said nothing
And then threw up onto my freshly shampooed carpet
I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining
I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there
I looked inside to see a homeless man
Dressed in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision
I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The homeless man stared. He looked a bit scared
He asked me how I knew his name. I couldn't say
And it was awkward. He fell asleep
And I walked back home in the rain. (In the rain.)
But then it happened: another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did!</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* The guitar solo in this version is 5 semitones lower than the one in the [[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)|''Dimes'' version]].
* This version of the song bears similarities to the [[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)|"Crappy Four Track Version"]] which it doesn't share with the ''Dimes'' version. It's unclear which of the latter two came first; the Crappy Four Track Version is possibly an intermediary step.
* An early instrumental of this version is present as <code>Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3</code> on the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]]. The final instrumental was also released at some point prior to that.
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

I Know Your Name

2026-03-28T22:50:35Z

ClamDove: redirect to the disambiguation page

#REDIRECT [[I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)]]

I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)

2026-03-28T22:48:31Z

ClamDove: forgot that the rarities dump also had an instrumental of the lemon demon version. also made a minor grammatical tweak

There are several versions of the song ''I Know Your Name'', most of which have their own page:

* [[I Know Your Name (Dimes)|''I Know Your Name'']], the first track on the [[Trapezoid]] album ''[[Dimes]]''.
** <code>I Know Your Name kar.mp3</code>, a file on the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]] which is an instrumental (karaoke) version of the song.
* ''[[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)]]'', a non-album track also released by [[Neil Cicierega]] as Trapezoid.
* [[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)|''I Know Your Name'']], the 11th track on ''[[Hip to the Javabean]]'' by [[Lemon Demon]].
** <code>Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3</code>, another file on the Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump, this time being an early instrumental of the ''Hip to the Javabean'' version.

I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)

2026-03-28T22:45:13Z

ClamDove: made it redirect to the disambiguation page, since the whole reason it became a redirect is that there's multiple versions of the song released as deporitaz

#REDIRECT [[I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)]]