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Birdfucker

2025-01-20T07:19:28Z

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|title = Birdfucker
|artist = Grapes and Sunshine
|year = 2007
|albumart =
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|duration = 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix)
|tempo = ?
|genre = Pop
|language = English
}}
'''Birdfucker''' is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name '''Grapes and Sunshine'''. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap verse before the end of the song. In 2009, Neil owned up to creating the song.

==Lyrics==
You spend your days birdwatching
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If "worm" is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm
Birdfucker

Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream, you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you
Birdfucker

You fuck birds
There are no words
Except Birdfucker

You'd get foul with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to cum opon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on Mother Goose

Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin, so good
Misbehavin' with a raven, and a woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need - to skeet-skeet to the tweet-tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon, and your cock's in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go "squawk"

Cause you're a birdfucker
You fuck birds

==Trivia==
*The song was initially considered for inclusion as a [[View-Monster]] bonus track on the [[Needlejuice]] reissue.

Main Page

2023-09-11T22:17:58Z

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Welcome to '''WikiLemon 2000''' (the ((unofficial) sequel to the) Official Unofficial [https://web.archive.org/web/20150227155957/http://wiki.illemonati.com:80/Main_Page Lemon Demon Wiki]) — a directory of information about [[Lemon Demon]] and other projects of [[Neil Cicierega]]. It currently has only {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles, but you can change that! To get started, here are some important topics.

This wiki is currently under construction, if you would like to help transfer articles over from the original WikiLemon, the archive is [https://web.archive.org/web/20100830013339/http://wiki.illemonati.com/Main_Page here].

== Neil ==
* [[Neil Cicierega]]

=== Musical projects ===

==== Solo ====
* [[Deporitaz|Trapezoid/Deporitaz]] (2000-2002)
** [[MEGO vs. SPAGO]]
* [[Lemon Demon]] (2003-Present)
** [[Lemon Demon live|Live band]]
** [[Lemaoke]]
* [[Mashups]] (2003-Present)

==== Collaborations ====
* [[As a Matter of Fact]]
* [[Bodhi]] (2003-Unknown)

=== Other projects ===
* [[Nemeburger Entertainment]]
* [[Guaranteed* Video]]
* [[Animutation]]
* [[Farchie Archie]]
* [[Potter Puppet Pals]]
* [[:Category:Short films|Short Films]]

== Discography ==
* As Deporitaz:
** [[Outsmart]]
** [[Microwave This CD]]
** [[Dimes]]
** [[Circa 2000]]
* As Lemon Demon:
** [[Clown Circus]]
** [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
** [[Hip To The Javabean]]
** [[Damn Skippy]]
** [[Dinosaurchestra]]
** [[View-Monster]]
** [[Almanac 2009]]
** [[Live (Only Not)]]
** [[I Am Become Christmas]]
** [[Nature Tapes]]
** [[Spirit Phone]]
* As Neil Cicierega:
** [[Mouth Sounds]]
** [[Mouth Silence]]
** [[Mouth Moods]]
** [[Mouth Dreams]]
* [[Unreleased|Unreleased tracks]]
* [[Discography|Complete discography]]

== Wiki community ==
* [[WikiLemon:Policy|Content policies]]
* [[Special:Listusers|List of users]]

== External links ==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Lemon Demon's official website]
* [https://mumbergo.net/ An archive of all things Lemon Demon!]
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgsbDiZ7j-OZrciyruSSoFg The YouTube channel of said archive]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com Purchase Lemon Demon physical media]

Error/Chords

2023-09-11T21:40:54Z

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2023-08-05T01:59:53Z

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Dark Horse is real

View-Monster

2023-07-25T01:24:21Z

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{{Infobox album
|title = View-Monster
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = viewmonster.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = August 1, 2008
|recorded = 2006-2008
|length = 1:00:46 (With transitions), 1:44:44 (with bonus tracks and hidden track)
|label = Self-released (2008), [[Needlejuice Records]] (2020)
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/view-monster Purchase original version digitally] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/view-monster Purchase remastered version digitally and physically (Needlejuice Records Bandcamp)] [https://needlejuicerecords.com/product/viewmonster/ Purchase remastered version physically (Needlejuice Records website)] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/View-Monster/ Miscellaneous audio files] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/ Bonus content from original CD]
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
|thisAlbum = '''View-Monster''' (2008)
|nextAlbum = [[Spirit Phone]] (2016)
}}

'''View-Monster''' is [[Lemon Demon]]’s sixth album, released on August 1st 2008. It would be the last major album until 2016's [[Spirit Phone]].

==Track listing==
#[[Kaleidoskull]]
#[[Untitled (view-monster)|Untitled [view-monster]]]
#[[Amnesia Was Her Name]]
#[[Untitled (hippocampus)|Untitled [hippocampus]]]
#[[The Man in Stripes and Glasses]]
#[[Untitled (spooky sounds vol 6)|Untitled [spooky sounds vol 6]]]
#[[Marketland]]
#[[Untitled (x-ray glasses)|Untitled [x-ray glasses]]]
#[[Gadzooks]]
#[[Untitled (prelude to a knife fight)|Untitled [prelude to a knife fight]]]
#[[Knife Fight]]
#[[Untitled (autofocus)|Untitled [autofocus]]]
#[[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)]]
#[[Untitled (combs)|Untitled [combs]]]
#[[The Ocean]]
#[[Untitled (wet hair)|Untitled [wet hair]]]
#[[The Afternoon]]
#[[Untitled (afterafternoon)|Untitled [afterafternoon]]]
#[[Spring Heeled Jack]]
#[[Untitled (alternate history)|Untitled [alternate history]]]
#[[Being a Rock Star]]
#[[Untitled (like a balloon)|Untitled [like a balloon]]]
#[[Ask For Nothing]]
#[[Untitled (disconnect)|Untitled [disconnect]]]
#[[The Satirist’s Love Song]]
#[[Untitled (therapy)|Untitled [therapy]]]
#[[The Machine]]
#[[Untitled (between the frames)|Untitled [between the frames]]]
#[[Bill Watterson]]
#[[Untitled (sleeping)|Untitled [sleeping]]]
#[[Something Glowing]]
#[[Untitled (finale)|Untitled [finale]]]

===Bonus tracks===
#[[320x200]]
#[[Ben Bernanke]]
#[[Drinky-Bird]]
#[[Everyday French]]
#[[Gadzooks (Original version)]]
#[[Hip Hop Cherry Pop]]
#[[Modify]]
#[[Nightmare Fuel]]
#[[Strangelet]]
#[[Sundial]]
#[[Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)]]
#[[Today’s Secret Word]]
#[[Treasure Map]]
#[[The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life]]
#[[You Got a Toothache]]

===Hidden track===
#[[creepy]]

==Trivia==

*A number of Illemonati at one point petitioned the album to be named “Mumbergo”.
*Much of the information about this album, including its title and track listing, were kept secret until its release. This was likely due to multiple songs on Dinosaurchestra being leaked prior to the album's release.
*The version of the album on streaming services does not include transition tracks.
*On the Lemon Demon Bandcamp page, the transition tracks are attached to the end of the previous tracks

Main Page

2023-05-28T09:00:36Z

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Welcome to '''WikiLemon 2000''' (the ((unofficial) sequel to the) Official Unofficial [https://web.archive.org/web/20150227155957/http://wiki.illemonati.com:80/Main_Page Lemon Demon Wiki]) — a directory of information about [[Lemon Demon]] and other projects of [[Neil Cicierega]]. It currently has only {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles, but you can change that! To get started, here are some important topics.

== Neil ==
* [[Neil Cicierega]]

=== Musical projects ===

==== Solo ====
* [[Deporitaz|Trapezoid/Deporitaz]] (2000-2002)
** [[MEGO vs. SPAGO]]
* [[Lemon Demon]] (2003-Present)
** [[Lemon Demon live|Live band]]
** [[Lemaoke]]

==== Collaborations ====
* [[As a Matter of Fact]]
* [[Bodhi]] (2003-Unknown)

=== Other projects ===
* [[Nemeburger Entertainment]]
* [[Animutation]]
* [[Farchie Archie]]
* [[Potter Puppet Pals]]
* [[:Category:Short films|Short Films]]

== Discography ==
* As Deporitaz:
** [[Outsmart]]
** [[Microwave This CD]]
** [[Dimes]]
** [[Circa 2000]]
* As Lemon Demon:
** [[Clown Circus]]
** [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
** [[Hip To The Javabean]]
** [[Damn Skippy]]
** [[Dinosaurchestra]]
** [[View-Monster]]
** [[Almanac 2009]]
** [[Live (Only Not)]]
** [[I Am Become Christmas]]
** [[Nature Tapes]]
** [[Spirit Phone]]
* As Neil Cicierega:
** [[Mouth Sounds]]
** [[Mouth Silence]]
** [[Mouth Moods]]
** [[Mouth Dreams]]
* [[Unreleased|Unreleased tracks]]
* [[Discography|Complete discography]]

== Wiki community ==
* [[WikiLemon:Policy|Content policies]]
* [[Special:Listusers|List of users]]
** [[:Category:Usergroups|Usergroups]]
* [[:Category:Incomplete pages|Incomplete pages]]

== External links ==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Lemon Demon's official website]
* [https://mumbergo.net/ An archive of all things Lemon Demon!]
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgsbDiZ7j-OZrciyruSSoFg The YouTube channel of said archive]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com Purchase Lemon Demon physical media]

Main Page

2023-05-27T18:31:37Z

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__NOTOC____NOEDITSECTION__
Welcome to '''WikiLemon 2000''' (the ((unofficial) sequel to the) Official Unofficial [[Lemon Demon]] Wiki) — a directory of information about [[Lemon Demon]] and other projects of [[Neil Cicierega]]. It currently has only {{NUMBEROFARTICLES}} articles, but you can change that! To get started, here are some important topics.

== Neil ==
* [[Neil Cicierega]]

=== Musical projects ===

==== Solo ====
* [[Deporitaz|Trapezoid/Deporitaz]] (2000-2002)
** [[MEGO vs. SPAGO]]
* [[Lemon Demon]] (2003-Present)
** [[Lemon Demon live|Live band]]
** [[Lemaoke]]

==== Collaborations ====
* [[As a Matter of Fact]]
* [[Bodhi]] (2003-Unknown)

=== Other projects ===
* [[Nemeburger Entertainment]]
* [[Animutation]]
* [[Farchie Archie]]
* [[Potter Puppet Pals]]
* [[:Category:Short films|Short Films]]

== Discography ==
* As Deporitaz:
** [[Outsmart]]
** [[Microwave This CD]]
** [[Dimes]]
** [[Circa 2000]]
* As Lemon Demon:
** [[Clown Circus]]
** [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
** [[Hip To The Javabean]]
** [[Damn Skippy]]
** [[Dinosaurchestra]]
** [[View-Monster]]
** [[Almanac 2009]]
** [[Live (Only Not)]]
** [[I Am Become Christmas]]
** [[Nature Tapes]]
** [[Spirit Phone]]
* As Neil Cicierega:
** [[Mouth Sounds]]
** [[Mouth Silence]]
** [[Mouth Moods]]
** [[Mouth Dreams]]
* [[Unreleased|Unreleased tracks]]
* [[Discography|Complete discography]]

== Wiki community ==
* [[WikiLemon:Policy|Content policies]]
* [[Special:Listusers|List of users]]
** [[:Category:Usergroups|Usergroups]]
* [[:Category:Incomplete pages|Incomplete pages]]

== External links ==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Lemon Demon's official website]
* [https://mumbergo.net/ An archive of all things Lemon Demon!]
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgsbDiZ7j-OZrciyruSSoFg The YouTube channel of said archive]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com Purchase Lemon Demon physical media]

Goosebumps

2023-01-27T05:38:14Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Goosebumps
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2011-05-30
|recorded = 2010-2011
|albumart = Goosebumps.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]] (2019 Reissue)
|duration = 2:29
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/goosebumps Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/goosebumps Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}
'''Goosebumps''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was first revealed at [[Youmacon 2010]] and released as a single on Bandcamp with an accompanying video the next year.

When [[Needlejuice Records]] reissued Nature Tapes in 2019, it was retroactively added to the track list because Neil forgot about it when compiling the EP.

== Lyrics ==
to THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER
it's me, THE GHOST NEXT DOOR
I think I'm in DEEP TROUBLE
you're the one I'm dying for
every NIGHT IN TERROR TOWER
I meet you in a dream
I say that YOU CAN'T SCARE ME
but in my heart I scream

you give me GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
honey, beware, you're in for a scare
oh no

beneath THE HAUNTED MASK I wear
my eyes light up for you
I feel you in my MONSTER BLOOD
am I in your MONSTER BLOOD II?
THE SCARECROW WALKS AT MIDNIGHT
but I walk all alone
up and down the GHOST BEACH
where I found your bones

you give me GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
honey, beware, you're in for a scare
oh no

== Music Video ==

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== Trivia ==

* A demo that sounds more similar in sound to the Youmacon performance has surfaced and can be found [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Nature%20Tapes/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Goosebumps%20%5bDemo%5d.mp3 here].

Goosebumps

2023-01-27T05:29:42Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Goosebumps
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2011-05-30
|recorded = 2010-2011
|albumart = Goosebumps.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]] (2019 Reissue)
|duration = 2:29
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/goosebumps Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/goosebumps Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}
'''Goosebumps''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was first revealed at [[Youmacon 2010]] and released as a single on Bandcamp with an accompanying video the next year.

When [[Needlejuice Records]] reissued Nature Tapes in 2019, it was retroactively added to the track list because Neil forgot about it when compiling the EP.

== Lyrics ==
to THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER
it's me, THE GHOST NEXT DOOR
I think I'm in DEEP TROUBLE
you're the one I'm dying for
every NIGHT IN TERROR TOWER
I meet you in a dream
I say that YOU CAN'T SCARE ME
but in my heart I scream

you give me GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
honey, beware, you're in for a scare
oh no

beneath THE HAUNTED MASK I wear
my eyes light up for you
I feel you in my MONSTER BLOOD
am I in your MONSTER BLOOD II?
THE SCARECROW WALKS AT MIDNIGHT
but I walk all alone
up and down the GHOST BEACH
where I found your bones

you give me GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
honey, beware, you're in for a scare
oh no

== Trivia ==

* A demo that sounds more similar in sound to the Youmacon performance has surfaced and can be found [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Nature%20Tapes/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Goosebumps%20%5bDemo%5d.mp3 here].

Goosebumps

2023-01-27T05:27:22Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Goosebumps
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2011-05-30
|recorded = 2010-2011
|albumart = Goosebumps.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]] (2019 Reissue)
|duration = 2:29
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/goosebumps Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/goosebumps Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}Goosebumps is a song by Lemon Demon. It was first revealed at [[Youmacon 2010]] and released as a single on Bandcamp with an accompanying video the next year.

When [[Needlejuice Records]] reissued Nature Tapes in 2019, it was retroactively added to the track list because Neil forgot about it when compiling the EP.

== Lyrics ==
to THE GIRL WHO CRIED MONSTER
it's me, THE GHOST NEXT DOOR
I think I'm in DEEP TROUBLE
you're the one I'm dying for
every NIGHT IN TERROR TOWER
I meet you in a dream
I say that YOU CAN'T SCARE ME
but in my heart I scream

you give me GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
honey, beware, you're in for a scare
oh no

beneath THE HAUNTED MASK I wear
my eyes light up for you
I feel you in my MONSTER BLOOD
am I in your MONSTER BLOOD II?
THE SCARECROW WALKS AT MIDNIGHT
but I walk all alone
up and down the GHOST BEACH
where I found your bones

you give me GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
GOOSEBUMPS
honey, beware, you're in for a scare
oh no

== Trivia ==
A demo that sounds more similar in sound to the Youmacon performance has surfaced and can be found [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Nature%20Tapes/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Goosebumps%20%5bDemo%5d.mp3 here].

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Everybody Loves Raymond

2023-01-27T05:05:00Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Everybody Loves Raymond
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2013-10-28
|recorded = 2012-2013
|albumart = Everybodylovesraymond.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]
|duration = 3:37
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/everybody-loves-raymond Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/everybody-loves-raymond Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}Everybody Loves Raymond is a song by Lemon Demon. It was posted to Bandcamp as a single in 2013, and was later included on the Nature Tapes EP in 2014.

== Lyrics ==
Dharma and Greg
Who's the Boss?
Sanford and Son
Happy Days
Brotherly Love
My Two Dads
The Flying Nun
Will and Grace
Family Matters
Step By Step
Sister Sister
George Lopez
Fresh Prince
Newhart
Frasier
Night Court
Taxi
Martin
Webster
Friends

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

Yeah, Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Must Love Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

The Facts of Life
King of Queens
Saved By the Bell
Boy Meets World
8 Simple Rules
Growing Pains
Kenan and Kel
Golden Girls
Home Improvement
Charles In Charge
Suddenly Susan
My Mother the Car
Good Times
Roseanne
Yes, Dear
Cavemen
Joey
Seinfeld
Full House
Alf

(Homeboys in Outer Space)

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

Yeah, yeah, yeah Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

Yeah, Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Must Love Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

== Trivia ==

* The instrumental of this song is based on [[WIERDNESS]], one of the first songs Neil ever made.
* This song was originally considered for [[Spirit Phone]], as evidenced by the [[2012 Spirit Phone Preview]].
* An early mix of this song can be heard [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Nature%20Tapes/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Everybody%20Loves%20Raymond%20%5bEarly%20Mix%5d.mp3 here].

File:Everybodylovesraymond.png

2023-01-27T04:44:24Z

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A Mask of My Own Face

2023-01-27T04:43:06Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = A Mask of My Own Face
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2012-10-18
|recorded = 2012
|albumart = Amaskofmyownface.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]
|duration = 3:31
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/a-mask-of-my-own-face Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/a-mask-of-my-own-face Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}'''A Mask of My Own Face''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was released as a single in 2012 onto Bandcamp and was later included on the [[Nature Tapes]] EP in 2014.

== Lyrics ==
A mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.

I'd wear it to a hoedown, and I'd dance with all the belles,
and none of them would know that I was secretly myself.
I'd rob my apartment and I wouldn't give a damn.
I'd blame it on the person that nobody knows I am.

I look into my eyeholes, what do I see?
Look into my eyeholes, what do you see?
I look into my eyeholes and what do I see?
A handsome motherfucker motherfucking looking back at me.

A mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.

I'd wear it on Thanksgiving and I'd laugh in the parade
at all the people hissing, knowing I'm the one they hate.
And at the big finale I would tear my face away,
and smile as they grip their own and try to do the same.

I look into my eyeholes and what do I see?
Look into my eyeholes, tell me what you see.
I look into my eyeholes and what do I see?
A handsome motherfucker motherfucking looking back at me.

A mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that.
I'd wear that mask of my own face.
I'd wear that.

File:Amaskofmyownface.jpg

2023-01-27T04:37:50Z

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Really Cool Wig

2023-01-26T08:12:22Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Really Cool Wig
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2011-11-19
|recorded = 2011
|albumart = Reallycoolwig.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]
|duration = 2:39
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/really-cool-wig Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/really-cool-wig Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}'''Really Cool Wig''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was originally released as a single on Bandcamp in 2011 and later included in the 2014 [[Nature Tapes]] EP

== Lyrics ==
I had a dream that I was wearing a really cool wig.
(A really cool wig. A really cool wig.)
Cuz I was Google Image Searching for a really cool wig.
(A really cool wig. A really cool wig.)

AND IT WAS REALLY COOL. AND IT WAS REALLY FLY.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKED LIKE.
MOST OF MY FRIENDS WERE JEALOUS, EXCEPT MY BLIND FRIENDS.
IF ONLY THEY COULD SEE my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.

And I was at a party hanging out with Mos Def.
Nobody else was dancing so I danced with Mos Def.
(I danced with Mos Def. I danced with Mos Def.)

WE DID AN AWESOME DANCE. WE HAD AN AWESOME TIME.
WE STARTED MAKING OUT, BUT THEN SOME PIZZA ARRIVED -- FUCK YES!
WE ATE THE WHOLE PIZZA, AND THE ENTIRE TIME
I NEVER TOOK OFF my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.
MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG.
MY MEGA RAD WIG. MY HELLA SWEET WIG. MY HOLY SHIT WIG.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

When I woke up I was feeling pretty good, I must say.
(I really felt great. I really felt great.)
I started Google Image Searching for my wig right away.
(Before it could fade. Before it could fade)

I LOOKED AT EVERY PICTURE. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME.
BUT I COULD NOT REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKED LIKE.
I DON'T WANT FAME AND FORTUNE. I DON'T WANT A HAPPY LIFE.
I JUST WANT TO DIE IN my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.

MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG.
MY WICKED TIGHT WIG. MY CRAZY SICK WIG. MY GANGSTA ASS WIG.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

== Trivia ==

* An earlier, slightly different version of this song can be heard [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Nature%20Tapes/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Really%20Cool%20Wig%20%5b2011%20Demo%5d.mp3 here].

Two Trucks

2023-01-26T08:09:31Z

Cnacker: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Two Trucks |artist = Lemon Demon |year = 2013-05-03 |recorded = 2013 |albumart = Twotrucks.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |album = Nature Tapes |duration = 4:04 |tempo =  |genre = Electronic |language =  |externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/two-trucks Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/two-trucks Remaster] |addtlInfo..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Two Trucks
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2013-05-03
|recorded = 2013
|albumart = Twotrucks.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]
|duration = 4:04
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/two-trucks Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/two-trucks Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}'''Two Trucks''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was originally released as a single on Bandcamp in 2013 and later included on the 2014 [[Nature Tapes]] EP.

== Lyrics ==
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
MAKING LOVE
AMERICAN MADE
BUILT FORD TOUGH
TWO BEAUTIFUL MURDER MACHINES
AMERICAN ANGELS IN THE SKY
GROWN MEN CRY

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (UH) My muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex

RIGHT BY MY SIDE
THERE'S ZZ TOP
AND ROBERT Z'DAR
FROM MANIAC COP 1, 2 and 3
THIS BARBECUE COULD BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES
AND SO COULD THESE TWO TRUCKS

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand

Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands

TWO PICKUP TRUCKS
ONE CYLINDER BLOCK
CRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK
SO BEAUTIFUL
NO STARS TONIGHT
JUST FIREWORKS AND EAGLES IN THE SKY
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY

Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks, having sex (oh yes)
my muscles (UH) my muscles (UH)
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex

Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

File:Twotrucks.png

2023-01-26T08:04:31Z

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Really Cool Wig

2023-01-26T07:57:33Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Really Cool Wig
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2011
|recorded = 2011
|albumart = Reallycoolwig.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]
|duration = 2:39
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/really-cool-wig Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/really-cool-wig Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}'''Really Cool Wig''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was originally released as a single on Bandcamp in 2011 and later included in the 2014 [[Nature Tapes]] EP

== Lyrics ==
I had a dream that I was wearing a really cool wig.
(A really cool wig. A really cool wig.)
Cuz I was Google Image Searching for a really cool wig.
(A really cool wig. A really cool wig.)

AND IT WAS REALLY COOL. AND IT WAS REALLY FLY.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKED LIKE.
MOST OF MY FRIENDS WERE JEALOUS, EXCEPT MY BLIND FRIENDS.
IF ONLY THEY COULD SEE my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.

And I was at a party hanging out with Mos Def.
Nobody else was dancing so I danced with Mos Def.
(I danced with Mos Def. I danced with Mos Def.)

WE DID AN AWESOME DANCE. WE HAD AN AWESOME TIME.
WE STARTED MAKING OUT, BUT THEN SOME PIZZA ARRIVED -- FUCK YES!
WE ATE THE WHOLE PIZZA, AND THE ENTIRE TIME
I NEVER TOOK OFF my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.
MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG.
MY MEGA RAD WIG. MY HELLA SWEET WIG. MY HOLY SHIT WIG.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

When I woke up I was feeling pretty good, I must say.
(I really felt great. I really felt great.)
I started Google Image Searching for my wig right away.
(Before it could fade. Before it could fade)

I LOOKED AT EVERY PICTURE. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME.
BUT I COULD NOT REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK IT LOOKED LIKE.
I DON'T WANT FAME AND FORTUNE. I DON'T WANT A HAPPY LIFE.
I JUST WANT TO DIE IN my really cool wig.
my really cool wig. my really cool wig.

MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG. MY REALLY COOL WIG.
MY WICKED TIGHT WIG. MY CRAZY SICK WIG. MY GANGSTA ASS WIG.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

File:Reallycoolwig.jpg

2023-01-26T07:53:56Z

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Sundial

2023-01-26T07:45:58Z

Cnacker: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Sundial |artist = Lemon Demon |year = 2006 |recorded = 2004-2005 |albumart = viewmonster.jpg |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |album = View-Monster |duration = 4:07 |tempo =  |genre = Electronic |language =  |externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/Bonus%20Tracks/Sundial.mp3 MP3] [https://nee..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Sundial
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|recorded = 2004-2005
|albumart = viewmonster.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[View-Monster]]
|duration = 4:07
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/Bonus%20Tracks/Sundial.mp3 MP3]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sundial Remaster]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/View-Monster%20Stems/Sundial%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|addtlInfo = 
}}'''Sundial''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. According to [[Neil Cicierega]], although this song sounds more serious and meaningful than many of Lemon Demon’s other songs, the only lyric with intentional meaning is the last line — “Don’t enjoy this private screening, this one doesn’t have a meaning.”

Sundial was originally recorded around 2004-2005 and released at some point in 2006. It was later included as a bonus track on 2008's [[View-Monster]] despite being a few years old.

== Lyrics ==
Don't mind me, I've just got some problems to work out.
I'm only passing through or maybe just right out.
Somehow something set my sundial backwards, tilted and upside-down.
Now the shadow hand is pointing time right out of town.

I cease to see you when I start to shut my eyes,
and I forget that I had said my last goodbyes.
Quickly I reopen them and bid you all cheerio, my friend.
This goes on hours and it never seems to end.

I don't remember what it is
that I just said to you.
I've got Anubis on my back
and something in my shoe.

Don't walk backwards.
Don't be jealous.
You're so bloody overzealous.

I think I think I am unsure of what to say.
Live long and prosper while the winter melts away.
Sticks and stones and traffic cones may keep me safe while they break my bones.
Needles live in haystacks like a swarm of tiny drones.

Can't keep my extra senses charged for very long.
Can't bear to tell you that you're wrong, so very wrong.
Can't believe this brief reprieve is stretching outward and up my sleeve.
Simply begs the question, how could I be so naive?

I don't remember what it is
that I just said to you.
I've got Anubis on my back
and something in my shoe.

Don't walk backwards.
Don't be jealous.
You're so bloody overzealous.

Don't walk forwards.
Don't be silly.
You're the heel they call Archilles.
Don't enjoy this private screening.
This one doesn't have a meaning.

Degrassi

2023-01-26T07:06:19Z

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'''Degrassi''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. The song is about the fourth season of the TV show ''Degrassi: The Next Generation'' and the off-the-rails plotlines that happen throughout the show.{{Infobox_song
|title = Degrassi
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2004
|recorded = 2004
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Track
|duration = 1:29
|tempo = 100
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Degrassi.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Lyrics ==
Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi
and the children in attendance were all fat and sassy
except for one little boy, and his name was Rick
People pushed him around until he turned into a prick,
And took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun
to Degrassi, to have himself a little bit of fun
and BANG shot Jimmy, and pointed it at Emma
with Sean in the way, oh, what a big dilemma.

But then Rick died, and everything was fine
except Ashley’s kinda freakin out cause Craig lost his mind,
and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes
but Ashley refused, and what a big surprise,
When he cried like a baby, and went back to his hotel,
and fucked up the room, and stuck Joey with the bill;
Then he went to a wedding, and acted like a whore,
then he kicked Joey’s ass, and then he cried a little more;

Hey, remember back when Manny and JT were going out?
and JT was doing good, but then began to doubt
that his little stack of dimes could measure up to Craig’s,
when he saw it in the locker room between Craig’s legs,
So in order to get him out of his romantic slump,
some black kid gave him a magic penis pump,
but Manny found out, and to make matters worse
it turned out that Mr. Raditch used it first.

Well Paige got raped, and Marco is gay
Spinner gets boners and farts all day
Toby is a dork, and Liberty is too
Snake’s got cancer up the wazoo
Sean’s on his own, and Ellie likes to cut
Alex is a bitch, and Manny is a slut
Emma’s kinda whiny, and Terri got hit
Hazel doesn’t ever seem to do jack shit.

Degrassi is my favorite thing,
when the theme song plays I always have to sing.
I hope that it never goes off the air,
I’d even miss Spinner’s hair.

Correctional Facility Food Sucks

2023-01-26T06:46:17Z

Cnacker: Created page with "'''Correctional Facility Food Sucks''' is a bizarre, cacophonous megamix of dozens of various sound clips attributed to Lemon Demon.{{Infobox_song |title = Correctional Facility Food Sucks |artist = Lemon Demon |year = 2003 |recorded = 2003 |albumart =  |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer =  |album = Non Album Track |duration = 5:48 |tempo = <!-- Tempo o..."

'''Correctional Facility Food Sucks''' is a bizarre, cacophonous megamix of dozens of various sound clips attributed to [[Lemon Demon]].{{Infobox_song
|title = Correctional Facility Food Sucks
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2003
|recorded = 2003
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = 
|album = Non Album Track
|duration = 5:48
|tempo = 
|genre = Sound Collage
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Correctional%20Facility%20Food%20Sucks.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Lyrics ==
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!

I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis

Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail
Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail, mail
You’ve got
Goodbye

Hey buddy, if you’re a man looking for another man,
then you’ve called the right place,
because this is the cheapest gay phone service around.
We’re talking about a average market of only $2.99 to $4.99 per minute.
[unintelligible talking]

[strange noises include Gunshots, the “BUST commercial” from the sims 1 game completely unintelligible speaking “sim Speak”]

[lots of sound effects with shouting]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
oh yo ,seitrae’ em ,pu knirD

Pika pika pi

Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail
Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail, mail
You’ve got
Goodbye

[THX sound]

[Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”

[THX sound]

I have no penis
I have no penis

[La Cucaracha begins]
Fridge Largemeat
Butch Deadlift
Slab Bulkhead
Flint Chesthair
[unintelligible, sounds like a small aircraft gear raising motor]

[radio speak]
[La Cucaracha ends]
It’s great to be here with you young witches, on this fabulous night
Remember girls, show the world — (Happy birthdaaaaaugh)
Let them know it’s ha-hallow—ha-halloween

[scene from scooby doo, Shaggy’s Nervous, hopeless, doomed laugh]

I… have… no… peeeeeeniiiiss…

I’m wearing brown pants

[noise]

[unintelligible]

[Windows signing in sound]

Arnold’s coming to town.
He’s going to — and he’s going to break your legs.
[Windows signing out sound]
With a m—uh—with a monkey wrench,
I’m going to break your legs with a monkey wrench until you die.
Because I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg—
Oh, oops… *cough* Sorry about that.
Sometimes my voice goes a little weird when I’m talking in my normal voice, like this.
It just goes all weird like that; I don’t know why.
I’m going to have to see a doctor about it.
If he tries to touch my pee-pee, I’m going to break his hair. With a monkey wrench.

[THX sound]

Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!

Wiener, wiener, wien-wien-wiener

[unintelligible believed to be “I am Mr. Milky Toes, and]

I wear pantyhose

I gotta have more cowbell!

Hrngh… who is the fat man, I wonder? And how does he fit into this sinister puzzle?

[Chewbacca sound]

[Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”]

I have no penis

sreggit tuoba gniht lufrednow ehT

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee!

[“Shaggy” Scene repeats again]

Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got

Neem een ander in de maling (Ah ah ah yeah)
Loop niet an m’n kop te zeuren (Oewoho oewoho)
Jij mot niet so ouwehoere (Ah ah ah yeah)
Aàh, alle vrouwen zijn ‘t zelfde (Oewoho oewoho)

I have no penis, I have no penis, I have pe- I have pe- I have pe- I have no penis

I’ma Wario! I’ma gonna win!
Wee hee, I got it!
Aiaiaiayia!!

[Splat!]

== Trivia ==

* A reversed version of this composition exists under the name '''Panda Zero'''. It can be heard [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Panda%20Zero.mp3 here].
* Originally titled '''Cicierega’s Homme Saint De Fromage in G minor'''.

Bottom Line

2023-01-26T06:26:06Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Bottom Line
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006-09-07
|recorded = 2005
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = 
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (2023 Reissue)
|duration = 4:43
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bottom%20Line.mp3 MP3]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/bottom-line Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}'''Bottom Line''' is an instrumental song by Lemon Demon that was recorded around the time of Damn Skippy. Lyrics were supposedly written but never recorded. This track was later remastered and included on [[Needlejuice Records]]' reissue of [[Damn Skippy]] in 2023.

A Review by Eric Bauman

2023-01-26T06:12:16Z

Cnacker: Created page with "'''A Review by Eric Bauman''' is a reading of a review supposedly left on Newgrounds by Eric Bauman, later revealed to be a fraud.{{Infobox_song |title = A Review by Eric Bauman |artist = Neil Cicierega |year = 2006 |recorded = 2006 |albumart =  |writer = Eric Bauman (Fraud) |singer = Neil Cicierega |album = Non Album Track |duration = 2:34 |tempo = N/A |genre = Spoken Word |language = <!-- EXAMPLE: Eng..."

'''A Review by Eric Bauman''' is a reading of a review supposedly left on Newgrounds by Eric Bauman, later revealed to be a fraud.{{Infobox_song
|title = A Review by Eric Bauman
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2006
|recorded = 2006
|albumart = 
|writer = Eric Bauman (Fraud)
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Track
|duration = 2:34
|tempo = N/A
|genre = Spoken Word
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Neil%20Cicierega%20-%20eBaum%20Newgrounds%20Review.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Transcript ==
This has to end now.
A review by Eric Bauman.

Okay, I just had to make an account to tell you this.

One: There is no such thing as stealing on the internet. As Wikipedia states, “the internet is a place where people distribute information through servers publicly.” I don’t know what that means to you, but it means you can get anything and say that it’s yours as long as you don’t get money for it! People actually never bought anything that was from Newgrounds, like Numa Numa for instance. I never sold Numa Numa, and never made any Numa Numa songs, I simply took Numa Numa and put an EbaumsWorld.com watermark on it.

Two: About the DDOS. First off, if your forums had anti-leech bandwidth controllers SSL, that would never have happened in the first place and secondly, I didn’t do that. The webmaster who did that at the time has been fired.

Three: Anyone can sell advertissments, so I don’t know why you are making a big deal out of that.

Four: How can I be a slut if I’m a guy? In which your video clearly states. That shows how smart you are!

Five: I don’t know why you are saying EbaumsWorld sucks, because it looks visually better than SomethingAwful.com, and has more users than SomethingAwful.com, and THANK you for putting EbaumsWorldSucks.com. All it does is go to this sucky site, and get sucked in by all the stuff we have. Please continue doing EbaumsWorld.com. It’s really helping us rather than not helping us, and if you don’t believe, here are the stats: 2004, 23,123,145 views. 2005, 34,235,062 views.

So I really hope your EbaumsWorldSucks.com site really does well, because all it can do is make more people come to my site, because I think about it… think about it! If someone doesn’t know about EbaumsWorld and goes to Newgrounds and sees this flash and goes to EbaumsWorld.com, they have to go to the actual site to see if it sucks for themselves. Ahahaha! Well, thats how good your plan went. But hey, I give your site one thing: at least it tells the truth. Your site IS awful, so it’s something awful, just like the SomethingAwful forums. At least you can tell the truth, my friends.

Eric Bauman.

Addie

2023-01-26T05:56:58Z

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'''Addie''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. This song was written for an online friend of Neil’s. It is currently unknown exactly when this song was recorded, but it was added to the original WikiLemon sometime in 2008.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Addie
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2008 or before
|recorded = 2008 or before
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Song
|duration = 0:32
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Addie.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Lyrics ==
(Various scat-singings of the word “Addie”)

You’re makin’ me ill
(You’re makin’ me ill)
S-s-s-s-s-s-so-a-so saddy

I’ve got the blues
(I’ve got the blues)
All thanks to yous
Addie
(Addie)

Addie

2023-01-26T05:46:56Z

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'''Addie''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. This song was written for an online friend of Neil’s. It is currently unknown exactly when this song was recorded, but it was added to the original WikiLemon sometime in 2008.{{Infobox_song
|title = Addie
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Track
|duration = 0:32
|genre = Electronic
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Addie.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Lyrics ==
(Various scat-singings of the word “Addie”)

You’re makin’ me ill
(You’re makin’ me ill)
S-s-s-s-s-s-so-a-so saddy

I’ve got the blues
(I’ve got the blues)
All thanks to yous
Addie
(Addie)

Category:Song

2023-01-26T05:24:35Z

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A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil

2023-01-26T05:12:39Z

Cnacker: Created page with "'''A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil''' is a short film created for Hollywood East TV. After both Hollywood East TV and the webhosting site blip.tv went down this video became unavailable and is currently lost, however a transcript has survived from the old WikiLemon ==Transcript== ''(Elevator doors open. It says 8.54 A.M. in the corner. Neil and Kevin both yawn.)'' '''Neil:''' Time to go to work. '''Kevin:''' Yep. At Plymouth Rock Studios. ''(A few seconds pass...."

'''A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil''' is a short film created for [[Hollywood East TV]]. After both Hollywood East TV and the webhosting site blip.tv went down this video became unavailable and is currently lost, however a transcript has survived from the old WikiLemon

==Transcript==
''(Elevator doors open. It says 8.54 A.M. in the corner. Neil and Kevin both yawn.)''

'''Neil:''' Time to go to work.

'''Kevin:''' Yep. At Plymouth Rock Studios.

''(A few seconds pass.)''

'''Neil and Kevin:''' Wrong floor, wrong floor.

''(They run back into the elevator.)''

'''Neil:''' Three, right?

'''Kevin:''' Three.

''(Cut to Neil and Kevin walking through a hallway. It says 8.59 AM in the corner. They look down another hall.)''

'''Kevin:''' It’s this way.

''(They keep going straight, but then turn around.)''

'''Kevin:''' No, wait, it’s this way.

''(Neil points to somewhere off camera.)''

'''Neil:''' Oh,there it is.

''(Cut to two people sitting at a computer. It says 9.07 AM in the corner. They’re having a conversation but their words are inaudible)''

'''Kevin:''' Why are there people in our office?

'''Neil:''' Oh, well, it’s not technically our office, it’s an editing room. They just stick us in there ‘cause we don’t have an office.

'''Kevin:''' Ah.

'''Neil:''' Well, what do you want to do?

''(Kevin thinks a while.)''

'''Kevin:''' Let’s go bother Rich.

'''Neil:''' Yeah!

''(Cut to Rich sitting at a desk with a computer. It says 9.26 AM in the corner. Neil and Kevin are hovering over him, filming and taking notes.)''

'''Neil:''' Now can we get some more back-and-forth action over here?

''(Cut to the view from Kevin’s camera. In the corner it says “NO TAPE.”)''

'''Neil:''' Yeah, that’s good. Alright, and act!

'''Rich:''' Guys, I’m kinda working here.

'''Neil:''' Yeah, okay. But you’re supposed to be a little more sad. You’re like, you just fired Louie and he gave you these puppy eyes as he left. And and and the puppy eyes remind you… and you have a flashback. To when you were a kid and you had a puppy, and the puppy ran away… Action.

''(Cut to Neil looking through the freezer. It says 12.00 PM in the corner. He closes the freezer door and starts looking through the refrigerator.)''

'''Neil:''' Man, where’s the Gushers?

''(Cut to Kevin searching through baskets with various foodstuffs such as sugars and jellies.)''

'''Kevin:''' I think they’re out!

'''Neil:''' Ugh, I hate working here!

'''(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a table. They are eating from a bag of Lays chips. It says 1:''' 21 PM in the corner.)

'''Neil:''' Well I’m full.

'''Kevin:''' Hey they got checkers!

''(They start to play checkers.)''

'''Neil:''' Pass.

''(Kevin makes a move.)''

'''Neil:''' Pass.

'''Neil:''' Pass.

'''Kevin:''' Let’s go edit.

'''Neil:''' Alright.

''(They leave.)''

''(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a desk with two computers. It says 2.03 PM in the corner. On the screen is the video from when Kevin was filming Rich.)''

'''Rich:''' All right, just stop before I fire you.

''(Hollywood East TV sign plays on the computer screen.)''

'''Neil:''' Not bad.

'''Kevin:''' Lookin’ good. Alright, how do I add an audio crossfade?

''(Cut to Neil and Kevin, confused and distressed. It says 4.32 PM in the corner.)''

'''Kevin:''' Oh here it is.

'''Neil:''' Oh, good. You know, I’m kinda sick of editing.

'''Kevin:''' Yeah, me too. We’ve been here all day. What’s something productive we can do?

''(Neil and Kevin look at Neil’s can of Diet Coke.)''

''(Cut to a slow-motion shot of Neil dropping the can into the recycling bin. It says 4.46 PM in the corner.)''

'''Neil:''' Yes! Wanna go home?

'''Kevin:''' Yeah, let’s go.

'''Neil:''' Alright.

''(Cut to the hallway. Neil and Kevin exit a door labeled “Plymouth Rock Studios.” It says 4.47 PM in the corner.)''

'''Neil:''' Boy, filmmaking sure is hard, huh?

'''Kevin:''' Yup. Here at Plymouth Rock Studios.

''(Hollywood East TV sign.)''

Potter Puppet Pals

2023-01-23T00:45:28Z

Cnacker: Created page with "The Potter Puppet Pals series is one of Neil Cicierega’s major projects, formerly just in Flash animation, but has now expanded to actual puppet shows and even music. The basic idea is, ''“What would happen if Harry Potter was acted out with puppets… by INSANE people?”'' This has become Neil’s most popular project with the release of The Mysterious Ticking Noise, surpassing even The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. == Animation..."

The Potter Puppet Pals series is one of [[Neil Cicierega|Neil Cicierega’s]] major projects, formerly just in Flash animation, but has now expanded to actual puppet shows and even music. The basic idea is, ''“What would happen if Harry Potter was acted out with puppets… by INSANE people?”'' This has become Neil’s most popular project with the release of [[The Mysterious Ticking Noise]], surpassing even [[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]].

== Animations ==

=== Episodes ===

* [[Bothering Snape]]
* [[Trouble at Hogwarts]]

=== Description ===
One of Neil’s few non-animutational animations, the animated Potter Puppet Pals series was animated piece by piece by Neil, without any tweening or anything, and was described by Neil as “tedious”. After the first animation, ''Bothering Snape'', which premiered four of the eventual six characters, he originally intended to make ''[[Potter Puppet Pals Adventure]]'', for which he produced the audio, but thought it would be too hard to make. Instead, he made ''Trouble at Hogwarts'', which would include two newcomers, Voldemort and Hermione, to round the animated cast to six.

=== [[Potter Puppet Pals Adventure]] ===
The original second episode of the Potter Puppet Pals animation series, cancelled because it would have been too tedious for Neil to animate. The Potter Puppet Pals Adventure is portrayed as a preview for a fake upcoming musical including the Potter Puppet Pals cast. It is narrated by Steven Milo, the composer, who gives commentary between songs.

The six musical numbers in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure are, in order:

* [[Get The Snitch]]
* [[Naked Time]]
* [[Half-Giant, Baby]]
* [[Stopper On My Pain]]
* [[Drills and Bills]] (however, they play the wrong footage)
* [[Avada Kedavra]]

The MP3 file for The Potter Puppet Pals Adventure can be found [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Potter%20Puppet%20Pals/Potter%20Puppet%20Pals%20-%20Potter%20Puppet%20Pals%20Adventure.mp3 here].

== Live Action ==

=== Episodes ===

* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Potions Class]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Wizard Angst]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[The Mysterious Ticking Noise]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Wizard Swears]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[School is for Losers]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Albus Dumbledore Lists Your Good Qualities]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[The Vortex]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Ron’s Disease]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Snape’s Diary]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Ron’s Parents]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Mustache Buddies]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Harry’s Nightmares]]”
* Potter Puppet Pals in “[[Draco Puppet]]”
* [[Ginny]]
* [[Neville’s Birthday]]
* [[Apparate!]]
* Potter Puppet Pals Short: [[Magic Can Solve Any Problem]]
* Potter Puppet Pals Short: [[Dapper Ron]]
* Potter Puppet Pals Short: [[Martial Arts]]

=== Description ===
As of November 2006, Neil has created five short films with these real puppets, four of them episodes in the series. The first, ''Pppteaser'', is simply showing off the new Snape puppet, while ''Potions Class'', the first actual episode, actually had dialogue. The puppets were made by Nancy Cicierega.

While Potions Class was performed using a couch as a makeshift stage, a real stage (with a similar look to the one seen in the Flash animations) was used in the video ''Wizard Angst''. The stage was built by the Cicierega parents, Nancy and Jerry.

Potter Puppet Pals, consisting of Neil, Alora and Emmy, performed live for the first time at the Boston Yule Ball, Dec. 10, 2006. This show was around 9 minutes long and included musical numbers, including Avada Kedavra from Potter Puppet Pals Adventure, as well as new pieces. Hopefully Neil and co. release a home recorded version, because the girls screaming make much of it extremely hard to discern.

== Potter Puppet Pals Songs ==
Neil’s most recent expansion to the series, a set of songs from the live show all released as audio files. The songs released so far are:

* [[Avada Kedavra]]
* [[Like Snape]]
* [[The Spell of Love]]

[[The Apparate! Suite]] was released on Bandcamp after the episode featuring it was posted on Youtube.

Donors to the EqualityFTW 2013 campaign could receive a download of the [[EqualityFTW EP]], featuring several previously live-exclusive tracks and the studio versions of several in-episode songs.

== The Characters ==
The characters of Potter Puppet Pals are very much alike to the characters of the real Harry Potter books and movies Neil is spoofing off of, but in some ways, their personalities are a world different.

=== Harry Potter ===
The Harry puppet has rather spiky black hair, with the famed lightning bolt scar in the center. He has a pretty round head, black framed glasses, the left frame bigger than the other, each with no eyes shown inside, and with nothing connecting it to the rest of the head. He has two round circles for ears, and a very smiley expression, and whenever he opens his mouth, you can see it’s tongue. It has the Hogwarts robe, dark gray with a very simplified version of the Hogwarts symbol. He has two rounded balls for hands, and a big arm protruding from the torso, obviously for controlling the puppet and keeping it up. The main protaganist of the Harry Potter series, and that has kind of… changed… in the Potter Puppet series. For example, Harry Potter PUPPET has been portrayed as nothing but a troublemaker, doing hardly more than bothering Snape, banging into him, and shoving him onto the floor. Oh, and Harry also has the ability to hug and, in wide opposition, use a machine gun. He can also ride a broom, and is the Seeker for the Gryffindor team as is shown in the first number of the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure, “Get The Snitch”, like in the real Potter series. He used the “Pantaloonicus Poopicus spell on Snape in Wizard Angst.

=== Ron Weasley ===
Harry Potter’s first best friend met at Hogwarts… and… maybe even MORE than just a friend. The Ron puppet has orange hair with two tiny hairs sticking out on the top. He has two tiny dots for eyes, and a bunch of freckles on his cheeks- six on the left side, seven on the other. He has the standard Hogwarts robe, and smiley expression. Ronald also enjoys bothering Snape. Infact, he himself was picked to be on the BOTHER! shirt. Inside the episode, Trouble at Hogwarts, he comes up with the life-saving plan to escape the clutches of the Dark Lord Voldemort. In other words, MACHINE GUN! YAAAY!! Ron has shown many signs that he is in love with Hermione Granger in the real Harry Potter series, but inside this webseries, has almost shown none. However, it appears he is in love… with someone else. Ron, besides bothering Snape, enjoys listening and dancing to music, as shown in the very brief Aisha clip floating around on the internet, and also enjoys frollicking among the butterflies. He used the “Pantaloonicus Poopicus spell on Snape in Wizard Angst.

=== Hermione Granger ===
Harry Potter’s second best friend met at Hogwarts. The Hermione puppet has long brown hair that tends to flounce around like crazy. She has longer eyes than most of the characters, and has a very shiny highlight in the upper-left hand corner. She also has girly pink highlights on her cheeks, the standard Hogwarts robe, and the standard smiley expression. Hermione has never yet bothered Snape, but in the near future, she may give into the fad. Hermione also is the only student of Hogwarts seen using any form of spell. In the Butterflies hidden sequence, Hermione exclaims, “Ronicus Explodicus!”, wand raised high, and… well… makes Ron explode, head flying high above. In another act of violence towards Ron in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure, Hermione is seen whipping Ron, who seems to be her slave boy. That scene was supposed to have been cut out. Hermione loves to learn, or at least says she does. We have yet to see her do ANY type of learning yet.

=== Severus Snape ===
He is Snape. The Potions master. The Snape puppet has a slightly paler and more elongated face, with a long pointy nose like an eagles’, or like the Sesame Street puppet named “Bert”. They actually have many similarities in personality, mainly wanting to be left alone, and are usually angry, and both have a very dull sarcastic sounding voice. He has longer hair than most of the cast besides Hermione, going down to about five-sixths down the face, going out like a womans’ would. Also, in contrast to his pale body, he has a regularly flesh-toned arm sticking out from the bottom of his torso. He has a unibrow, two round eyes with black outlines and white filled in, a sad looking mouth, and when it opens, it points out like its’ nose. It has a gray robe with a black shirt underneath. Severus is the victim of most of the bothering that goes around Hogwarts school. He has also killed Ron and Harry by the famed Avada Kedavra “Killing” curse in Bothering Snape, and also was killed himself by the self-same spell in Trouble at Hogwarts… but somehow, came back to life. In Emmy C. and Caitlin’s first and at the moment only Ask Snape comic, that is explained. It seems as though every Saturday the Hogwarts staff plays Charades. Snape is the all-time champion, and that made him able to create a very convincing death when shot by the Avada Kedavra curse by Voldemort. However, he left with a scar… in a place usually not on display to the public. After the marvelous return of Snape at the end of ''Trouble at Hogwarts'', he recieved a marvelous and rather long hug from Ron, Harry, Hermione… and Naked Dumbledore. Snape also seems to have a secret and lost love, as shown in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure “Stopper On My Pain” sequence. Since it has yet to be animated, none know exactly who this lost love is. Neil says he planned to have it animated to Snape singing to a portrait of Gilderoy Lockhart. HSRT made it a love song to an enchanted muffin. As an added note, Snape’s character is the most intact one from the original book series.

=== Albus Dumbledore ===
The headmaster of Hogwarts, and since he’s the headmaster of an already insane school, he is equally insane as the other characters in this webseries… and perhaps a 50 percent chance of lunacy. The Dumbledore puppet has a purple robe with a collection of lighter purple stars clustered on it. His pointy wizard hat also has the same design. The hat has one star on it, and the robe has four stars usually visible, but has two more stars positioned under his beard. He wears glasses with a flat top and curved bottom. He has little dots for eyes, and has a large white beard and mustache, with a jolly Santa-like smile underneath. Dumbledore is very slow, and doesn’t catch on very quickly. For example, in Bothering Snape, Dumbledore comes across the two unliving bodies of Ron and Harry, and comes to the conclusions that they are infact, “taking an afternoon nap”. He also enjoys to pick-pocket from his sleeping students. He finds 9 sickels and a dungbomb a pretty lucky find in someones robes. Dumbledore also tends to leave whenever Voldemort comes around, with no plan to give to the Golden Trio. What a sissy. The last and most important thing to remember about Dumbledore is… he loves to go “NAKED TIME!” in public! He has been shown naked in all 3 of the shown animations, and is shown dancing a jolly shake-about in the raw in 2 of them. In fact, an entire musical number is devoted to it in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure. His famed Naked Time sequence has granted him a “Naked Time” shirt. Another PPP shirt available that includes him is the “Cornucopia of Love” design.

=== Lord Voldemort ===
The Dark Lord Voldemort. The dreaded antagonist of the series. The Voldemort puppet is depicted as a white faced black robed demon, with red eyes with black pupils, and sinister smile. Only known weaknesseses: machine guns and a swift BOTHER! He has an ambient echo voice to prove how evil he is, and is very smooth in his craft. Infact, he himself attempted to kill the self-proclaimed Potions Master! Now that’s evil. And pathetic, because it didn’t even work! Can’t kill Snape. Remember that, now. Voldemort’s most famed curse in both the real series and the webseries, is the Avada Kedavra “killing” curse. Voldemort constantly uses it in the series, and a whole musical number is devoted to it in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure, portrayed in a catchy toetapper. There is approximately 10 times he utters the curse, 10 times you hear a zap in the background along with it, and 9 times you hear a scream of pain along with it, the ending scream is nowhere to be heard. Also, in Trouble at Hogwarts, Voldemort says it approximately one time, and one time where he was about to use it, but was stopped. You can escape from Voldemort easily, as shown in ''Trouble at Hogwarts'', when Harry and Hermione quickly run off with any trouble, just by saying a simple 4 letter word… “WAIT!”. He was killed by machine guns in the 2nd episode, but like all the other characters in the series, seems to have come back to life in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure.

=== Rubeus Hagrid ===
Rubeus Hagrid has only been shown in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure as of right now, in the musical sequence, “Half-Giant, Baby” and in “Ron’s Disease”. From what is seen and told, he is often ostracized from the rest because of his half-giant blood, but does embrace it at points. He also has a low suave singing voice. His puppet has long bushy eyebrows, hair, and beard. He is one of the only two who has a nose as of now. He has a darker flesh tone, and a brown coat with lighter brown buttons. His head is also a lot fatter than the rest, and so is his body. He takes commands easily if fish is promised.

=== Draco Malfoy ===
Draco Malfoy is a spoiled little brat with a lot of money, and Harry Potter’s rival. He has the head shape of Ron, but has an extremely larger head compared to his, representing his big-headedness. He has light blonde hair, an angry expression, two darker yellow angry eyebrows and light blue eyes with a highlight and dark point. His robe is basically like the others, besides the fact his Hogwarts symbol is green and white, instead of red and yellow. He has so far only appeared in the Potter Puppet Pals Adventure. From what is said, Malfoy would love to do lots of harm to Potter. No puppet created yet.

=== The Butterflies ===
Ron just ADORES these butterflies. He probably frollicks with them ten times a day. First debuting in the secret scene in Trouble at Hogwarts, there are 4 of them, all on sticks, and very simplified. Basically four colored wings. The four colors are red, blue, pink and green. The red butterfly has a stick that goes straight up and down, the blue butterfly curves to the right, so does the pink, and the green butterfly curves to the right. The idea was probably based on the scene in the Chamber of Secrets movie when Ron and Harry see a trail of spiders leading into the forest, and Hagrid has given the words of advice to “follow the spiders”. When entering into the forest, Ron exclaims, “Follow the spiders… why couldn’t it have been follow the BUTTERFLIES?!”. They can be seen in the last moments of Get the Snitch in the audience, if you use the scene by scene.

=== Neville Longbottom ===
Portrayed by a butternut squash with a Hogwarts uniform and face drawn on in biro. He made his first appearence in Wizard Swears.He has not appeared since then, due to the fact he was indeed a squash on a stick, therefor mostlikeley eaten or rotten.

== External Links ==
[https://www.youtube.com/@potterpuppetpals Potter Puppet Pals on Youtube]

MIDI30

2022-10-19T07:24:04Z

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{{Infobox album
|title = MIDI30
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart =
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2002
|recorded = 1998-2002
|length = 34:10
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews =
|addtlInfo =
|lastAlbum =
|thisAlbum =
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MIDI/MIDI%20Zips/MIDI30.zip MIDI]
|nextAlbum =
}}

'''MIDI30''' is a collection of MIDIs created by [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] during the [[Deporitaz]] era.

== "readme.txt" Contents ==
---------------------------MIDI30---------------------------

Hello AGSers, this is Neil Cicierega/Trapezoid, ok? Right.

I purged my Cakewalk files for songs I to share with y'all.
All these MIDIs are by me, and you can use them all in your
game. You can even open them in an editor and tweak stuff if
you want. Just don't try and take credit for them (if your
game uses a few of them I'd appreciate if you put my name in
the credits.)
There's 30 MIDI files altogether. Should be some for any occ-
asion, be it of humor, horror, exploration, or boredom.

The songs:

ACTION - Funky upbeat rock.
BASEMENT - Slow background music.
BORING - This could be anything. Main theme perhaps?
CHEERY - Lighthearted intellectual ditty.
CLOUDS - Pretty swirling synths and stuff.
CONNIVING - Effictiant sinister wackyness.
COOLFUNK - More funky ubeat rock.
CREATURE - Weeeird and sneaky.
CREEPY - Gothic jazz.
DANGEROUS - The most intense piece in the collection.
DESOLATE - Low, atmospheric wasteland music.
DRUNKS - Quirky, eerie, nonchalant.
HYPNO - Bright gentle softness.
INTRO - Cool goofiness. Probably good for an intro.
JAUNTY - Odd and, uh, jaunty.
LAZY - Laidback, whatever.
MANSION - Welcome to kookyville.
MAP1 - Map-type music.
MAP2 - More map.
OUTSIDE - Musical summer.
PSYCHOTIC - This is my psycho cornball masterpiece.
RANDOM - Dumbness and bongos.
RHODES - 30 second rhodes piano tune.
RITUAL - Dark tribal-sounding music.
ROOM - Music for a room or something.
SALSA - Cool little salsa song.
SILLY - Catchy idiocy.
SUPERDEADLIGHTX - Rhodes/Drums muzak.
UFO - Adventurous Sci-Fi song.
WANDERING - Simple anything music.

Please ignore these descriptions and use the songs for any
situation you like.

If you use some of these songs prominantly in a game, feel
free to email me at:
trapezoid@adelphia.net

---------------------------MIDI30---------------------------

MIDI30

2022-10-19T06:01:22Z

Cnacker: Created page with "{{Infobox album |title = MIDI30 |artist = Deporitaz |albumart = |disc_Category = Album |year = 2002 |recorded = 2002 |length = 34:10 |label = Self-released |producers = Neil Cicierega |reviews = |addtlInfo = |lastAlbum = |thisAlbum = |externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MIDI/MIDI%20Zips/MIDI30.zip MIDI] |nextAlbum = }} '''MIDI30''' is a collection of MIDIs created by Neil during the Deporitaz er..."

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|title = MIDI30
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart =
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2002
|recorded = 2002
|length = 34:10
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews =
|addtlInfo =
|lastAlbum =
|thisAlbum =
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MIDI/MIDI%20Zips/MIDI30.zip MIDI]
|nextAlbum =
}}

'''MIDI30''' is a collection of MIDIs created by [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] during the [[Deporitaz]] era.

== "readme.txt" Contents ==
---------------------------MIDI30---------------------------

Hello AGSers, this is Neil Cicierega/Trapezoid, ok? Right.

I purged my Cakewalk files for songs I to share with y'all.
All these MIDIs are by me, and you can use them all in your
game. You can even open them in an editor and tweak stuff if
you want. Just don't try and take credit for them (if your
game uses a few of them I'd appreciate if you put my name in
the credits.)
There's 30 MIDI files altogether. Should be some for any occ-
asion, be it of humor, horror, exploration, or boredom.

The songs:

ACTION - Funky upbeat rock.
BASEMENT - Slow background music.
BORING - This could be anything. Main theme perhaps?
CHEERY - Lighthearted intellectual ditty.
CLOUDS - Pretty swirling synths and stuff.
CONNIVING - Effictiant sinister wackyness.
COOLFUNK - More funky ubeat rock.
CREATURE - Weeeird and sneaky.
CREEPY - Gothic jazz.
DANGEROUS - The most intense piece in the collection.
DESOLATE - Low, atmospheric wasteland music.
DRUNKS - Quirky, eerie, nonchalant.
HYPNO - Bright gentle softness.
INTRO - Cool goofiness. Probably good for an intro.
JAUNTY - Odd and, uh, jaunty.
LAZY - Laidback, whatever.
MANSION - Welcome to kookyville.
MAP1 - Map-type music.
MAP2 - More map.
OUTSIDE - Musical summer.
PSYCHOTIC - This is my psycho cornball masterpiece.
RANDOM - Dumbness and bongos.
RHODES - 30 second rhodes piano tune.
RITUAL - Dark tribal-sounding music.
ROOM - Music for a room or something.
SALSA - Cool little salsa song.
SILLY - Catchy idiocy.
SUPERDEADLIGHTX - Rhodes/Drums muzak.
UFO - Adventurous Sci-Fi song.
WANDERING - Simple anything music.

Please ignore these descriptions and use the songs for any
situation you like.

If you use some of these songs prominantly in a game, feel
free to email me at:
trapezoid@adelphia.net

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Deporitaz

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'''Deporitaz''' (formerly '''Trapezoid''') was [[Neil Cicierega]]’s musical project preceding [[Lemon Demon]]. The main difference between Lemon Demon and Deporitaz is that Deporitaz produced mostly instrumentals. There were a few exceptions, including a track that was made into a music video and later remade on Hip To The Javabean, entitled [[I Know Your Name]]. During this era, Neil also occasionally recorded under the name MEGO vs. SPAGO.

== The “posthumous” name change ==
Shortly after Neil abandoned the Trapezoid moniker and moved on to Lemon Demon, he was contacted by a previously established band by the name of Trapezoid, who asked him to change the name, despite Neil’s Trapezoid being defunct. Neil complied, and his Trapezoid is now known by the anagram Deporitaz.

=== Pronunciation after the name change ===
Neil has stated (on the pronunciation of Deporitaz) that “Deporitaz has no official pronunciation because I only made it up to not get sued.”

== Discography ==
'''Albums'''

* ''[[Outsmart]]'' (2000)

* ''[[Microwave This CD]]'' (2001)
* ''[[Dimes]]'' (2002)
* ''[[Circa 2000]]'' (2007)
'''MIDI Collections'''

* ''[[MIDI30]]'' (2002)

== External Links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/ Deporitaz file directory on the Lemon Demon website]

Trapezoid

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Deporitaz

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'''Deporitaz''' (formerly '''Trapezoid''') was [[Neil Cicierega]]’s musical project preceding [[Lemon Demon]]. The main difference between Lemon Demon and Deporitaz is that Deporitaz produced mostly instrumentals. There were a few exceptions, including a track that was made into a music video and later remade on Hip To The Javabean, entitled [[I Know Your Name]]. During this era, Neil also occasionally recorded under the name MEGO vs. SPAGO.

== The “posthumous” name change ==
Shortly after Neil abandoned the Trapezoid moniker and moved on to Lemon Demon, he was contacted by a previously established band by the name of Trapezoid, who asked him to change the name, despite Neil’s Trapezoid being defunct. Neil complied, and his Trapezoid is now known by the anagram Deporitaz.

=== Pronunciation after the name change ===
Neil has stated (on the pronunciation of Deporitaz) that “Deporitaz has no official pronunciation because I only made it up to not get sued.”

== Discography ==

* ''[[Outsmart]]'' (2000)
* ''[[Microwave This CD]]'' (2001)
* ''[[Dimes]]'' (2002)
* ''[[Circa 2000]]'' (2007)

== External Links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/ Deporitaz file directory on the Lemon Demon website]

The Chryogenic Freezing Process

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{{Infobox song|album=Non-Album Track|artist=MEGO vs. SPAGO|duration=3:47|externalLinks=[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Miscellaneous/Mego%20vs%20Spago%20-%20The%20Chryogenic%20Freezing%20Process.mp3 MP3]|genre=Rock|singer=N/A|title=The Chyrogenic Freezing Process|writer=[[Neil Cicierega]]|language=N/A}}

'''The Chyrogenic Freezing Process''' is an instrumental song by [[MEGO vs. SPAGO]]

Heh

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Cnacker: Created page with "{{Infobox song|album=Non-Album Track|artist=MEGO vs. SPAGO|duration=3:13|externalLinks=[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Miscellaneous/Mego%20vs%20Spago%20-%20Heh.mp3 MP3]|genre=Rock|singer=N/A|title=Heh|writer=Neil Cicierega|language=N/A}} '''Heh''' is an instrumental song by MEGO vs. SPAGO == Trivia == * This song contains a sample of Oingo Boingo’s “Who Do You Want To Be”"

{{Infobox song|album=Non-Album Track|artist=MEGO vs. SPAGO|duration=3:13|externalLinks=[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Miscellaneous/Mego%20vs%20Spago%20-%20Heh.mp3 MP3]|genre=Rock|singer=N/A|title=Heh|writer=[[Neil Cicierega]]|language=N/A}}

'''Heh''' is an instrumental song by [[MEGO vs. SPAGO]]

== Trivia ==

* This song contains a sample of Oingo Boingo’s “Who Do You Want To Be”

MEGO vs. SPAGO

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During the [[Deporitaz]] era, [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] released a few songs on [[MP3.com]] under the name '''MEGO vs. SPAGO'''.

The name is a reference to the ''mego'' and ''spago'' directories found on the ''Escape from Monkey Island'' game discs, which contain the game’s audio.

== Songs ==

* [[Heh]]
* [[The Chryogenic Freezing Process]]

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hey there
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Nothing Is Possible

Microwave This CD

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{{Infobox album
|title = Microwave This CD
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = MicrowaveThisCD.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2001
|recorded = 2000-2001
|length = 1:00:46
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Outsmart]] (2000)
|thisAlbum = '''Microwave This CD''' (2001)
|nextAlbum = [[Dimes]] (2002)
}}

'''Microwave This CD''' is the second album released as '''Trapezoid''', later renamed [[Deporitaz]].

For many years prior to 2010, no one, not even [[Neil]] himself, had any surviving copies or remembered what songs were on it. ([[Alora Lanzillotta]] may still have a copy but does not know where it is.) The album art and track listing were lost on Neil’s old hard drives, which he had searched but to no avail. Neil had previously posted a list of all of the possible tracks. Since the original posting, Neil put up a directory of Deporitaz downloads. The Microwave This CD folder, although organized alphabetically, was still significantly cleaner than the original list and was considered the official track listing for a long time. The cover art was usually represented by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron%27s_Party_(Come_Get_It) this Aaron Carter cover] as an in-joke.

On April 12th, 2010, original WikiLemon user Jake (who had previously posted about owning the album) discovered the album in his closet and posted the proper track listing and album art. The real cover includes a single color (dark blue) illustration of a flower with a confused face. Above the flower, centered, is written “Trapezoid” in green followed by “Microwave This CD” in blue, in an awkwardly stretched version of the font Copperplate. The actual album art has never been scanned, however a fan mockup was made and has been used to represent the album ever since.
[[File:MicrowaveThisCDmockup.jpg|thumb|A mockup of the Microwave This CD album art]]

== Track listing ==

#[[Murray Mix]]
#[[Murray Mix (Sugar Rush Mix)]]
#[[El Disco Malvado de Muerte]]
#[[Molten Lava 2000]]
#[[LeChuck Is Like A Big Evil Santa]]
#[[Seizures in the Sun]]
#[[The Horror!]]
#[[Sam 'n' Max Disco]]
#[[World War Something]]
#[[Untitled]]
#[[The Chips]]
#[[Smosho's Journey]]
#[[Whoop!]]
#[[Scope]]
#[[Cheezy as Cheez]]
#[[Gee Whiz]]
#[[Zombies]]

== External links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2001%20-%20Microwave%20This%20CD/ Download from the Lemon Demon website (Incorrect Tracklisting)]

Microwave This CD

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{{Infobox album
|title = Microwave This CD
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = MicrowaveThisCD.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2001
|recorded = 2000-2001
|length = 1:00:46
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Outsmart]] (2000)
|thisAlbum = '''Microwave This CD''' (2001)
|nextAlbum = [[Dimes]] (2002)
}}

'''Microwave This CD''' is the second album released as '''Trapezoid''', later renamed [[Deporitaz]].

For many years prior to 2010, no one, not even [[Neil]] himself, had any surviving copies or remembered what songs were on it. ([[Alora Lanzillotta]] may still have a copy but does not know where it is.) The album art and track listing were lost on Neil’s old hard drives, which he had searched but to no avail. Neil had previously posted a list of all of the possible tracks. Since the original posting, Neil put up a directory of Deporitaz downloads. The Microwave This CD folder, although organized alphabetically, was still significantly cleaner than the original list and was considered the official track listing for a long time. The cover art was usually represented by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron%27s_Party_(Come_Get_It) this Aaron Carter cover] as an in-joke.

On April 12th, 2010, original WikiLemon user Jake (who had previously posted about owning the album) discovered the album in his closet and posted the proper track listing and album art. The real cover includes a single color (dark blue) illustration of a flower with a confused face. Above the flower, centered, is written “Trapezoid” in green followed by “Microwave This CD” in blue, in an awkwardly stretched version of the font Copperplate. The actual album art has never been scanned, however a fan mockup was made and has been used to represent the album ever since.
[[File:MicrowaveThisCDmockup.jpg|thumb|A mockup of the Microwave This CD album art]]

== Track listing ==

#[[Murray Mix]]
#[[Murray Mix (Sugar Rush Mix)]]
#[[El Disco Malvado de Muerte]]
#[[Molten Lava 2000]]
#[[LeChuck Is Like A Big Evil Santa]]
#[[Seizures in the Sun]]
#[[The Horror!]]
#[[Sam 'n' Max Disco]]
#[[World War Something]]
#[[Untitled]]
#[[The Chips]]
#[[Smosho's Journey]]
#[[Whoop!]]
#[[Scope]]
#[[Cheezy as Cheez]]
#[[Gee Whiz]]
#[[Zombies]]

== External links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2001%20-%20Microwave%20This%20CD/ Download from the Lemon Demon website (Incorrect Tracklisting)]

File:MicrowaveThisCDmockup.jpg

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File:MicrowaveThisCD.jpg

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Outsmart

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{{Infobox album
|title = Outsmart
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2000
|recorded = 1999-2000
|length = 45:48
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum =
|thisAlbum = '''Outsmart''' (2000)
|nextAlbum = [[Microwave This CD]] (2006)
}}

'''Outsmart''' is the first album released by [[Neil Cicierega]] under the name '''Trapezoid''' (later named [[Deporitaz]]). It is the first full album of music Neil released.

== Track listing ==

#[[The Murrayless Murray Mix]]
#[[Attention]]
#[[C.O.W.S.]]
#[[Molten Lava]]
#[[Evilness]]
#[[Blips and or Blips]]
#[[Sounds Like a Jackhammer!]]
#[[The Monkey Song]]
#[[The Song That Isn't]]
#[[Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras]]
#[[A Depressing Song]]
#[[Rockin' Drumbs]]
#[[Wawa of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies]]
#[[Lights Out]]
#[[AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!]]

== External links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/ Download from the Lemon Demon website]

Outsmart

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{{Infobox album
|title = Outsmart
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2000
|recorded = 1999-2000
|length = 45:48
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum =
|thisAlbum = '''Outsmart''' (2000)
|nextAlbum = [[Microwave This CD]] (2006)
}}

'''Outsmart''' is the first album released by [[Neil Cicierega]] under the name '''Trapezoid''' (later named [[Deporitaz]]). It is the first full album of music Neil released.

== Track listing ==

#[[The Murrayless Murray Mix]]
#[[Attention]]
#[[C.O.W.S.]]
#[[Molten Lava]]
#[[Evilness]]
#[[Blips and or Bloops]]
#[[Sounds Like a Jackhammer!]]
#[[The Monkey Song]]
#[[The Song That Isn't]]
#[[Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras]]
#[[A Depressing Song]]
#[[Rockin' Drumbs]]
#[[Wawa of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies]]
#[[Lights Out]]
#[[AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!]]

File:Outsmart.jpg

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== Summary ==
Outsmart by Trapezoid album cover.

A Schizophrenic Twist

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{{Infobox_song
|title = A Schizophrenic Twist
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Track
|duration = 3:25
|genre = Electronic
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Miscellaneous/Trapezoid%20-%20A%20Schizophrenic%20Twist.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

'''A Schizophrenic Twist''' is the second song [[Neil Cicierega]] recorded with vocals. It was never released online or on albums; until late 2006, the only people known to still have the song were Neil, [[Alora Lanzillota|Alora]], B0b Barker, and [[Aaron Ackerson]], although Neil may have sent it to others when he made it.

Upon the revelation of the song’s existence by B0b Barker, several Lemon Demon fans (especially BeatlesLover and Old Gray… Man… thing) began a large search for a complete, uncropped version of the song. This caused significant controversy among the Illemonati, with Neil and Alora explaining that they simply didn’t want the song released. Alora later threatened to delete the three remaining copies of the song, and the hunters proceeded to be more discreet.

Eventually Neil, sick of all the hunting and the victim of a very deceitful scheme, released the song onto the Internet, claiming he was never really serious about it being forbidden anyway.

== Lyrics ==

<nowiki>Something wasn’t right,

I barely slept all through the night.
And when the morning came,
I was lying outside in the rain.
The spiky nail of darkness
Burrowed straight into my heart.
I tried to use a crowbar,
But I only pulled myself apart.
I’m easily amused enough
To make it through the day.
I’m random and confused enough
To be in total disarray.
Tell me that I’m all alone
In thinking that I’m all alone.
I’m so completely on my own
That everything’s okay.

I might be on to something.
(Schizophrenic twist.)
I might just be on something.
(Schizophrenic twist.)
But something’s telling me,
And don’t believe a word of this,
But music sounds much better
With a schizophrenic twist.
Carbonated sugar water
Flowing through my veins.
I stole a ten-speed bike
And I let my spirit take the reins.
Everybody tells me
That I shouldn’t go outside.
Then again, they also claim that
Elvis Presley really died.

Alcoholic drinks are not the answer,
Nor are drugs or racquetball.
The only satisfying
Way to sort your feelings out
Is grab a pen and write some lyrics.
Maybe MTV will hear it.
You could be the next big star;
Don’t even need to play guitar.

I might be on to something.
(Schizophrenic twist.)
I might just be on something.
(Schizophrenic twist.)
But something’s telling me,
And don’t believe a word of this,
But music sounds much better
With a schizophrenic twist.
[Sampled screaming.]
[Neil screaming.]

Something wasn’t right,
I barely slept all through the night.
And when the morning came,
I was lying outside in the rain.
The spiky nail of darkness
Burrowed straight into my heart.
I tried to use a crowbar,
But I only pulled myself apart.
I might be on to something.
(Schizophrenic twist.)
I might just be on something.
(Schizophrenic twist.)
But something’s telling me,
And don’t believe a word of this,
(Schizophrenic twist.)
But music sounds much better
With a guitar.
I admit it.
[Sobbing] I admit it.</nowiki>

== Trivia ==

*Neil originally planned to make a music video of this song, but he soon stopped liking it and made the well-known video of [[I Know Your Name]] instead.
*Before its release, part of the song could be heard by the public via Distant Warmth, a 19-song mix track by [[Aaron Ackerson]]. The song faintly begins at 8:47 and ends at 10:57. The lead vocals are heard between 9:33 and 10:02.

Animutation

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'''Animutation''' is a style of Flash animation invented by [[Neil Cicierega]] when he was 13 or 14. Neil was inspired to create animutations by Hatten är din. Typical features of animutation include strange foreign music, purposefully misheard lyrics, and lots of pop-culture references flashing about the screen. The word “animutation” is an amalgamation of “animation” and “mutation”, and was coined by Neil.

== About Animutation ==

The first animutation, [https://wiki.animutationportal.com/The_Japanese_Pokerap ''The Japanese Pokerap''], was released February 27, 2001. The second, [https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Hyakugojyuuichi ''Hyakugojyuuichi''], was released the next day. Both were set to music from the Japanese version of Pokémon, and set the precedents for future animutations. Many famous characters made their first appearances here, such as Pee-Wee Herman, Harry Potter, Jay Jay the Jet Plane, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Hulk Hogan, and the ever-present Colin Mochrie.

In most animutations, there are lyrics to the songs. In a common technique, characters are made to look like they are “singing” by having their chins cut off and moved up and down. Eyes are also usualy added to make the characters more expressive. Animutations also frequentally contain messages which are displayed for an insanely short period of time, blinking by in one frame, only viewable by pausing the animation. Other messages scroll across the screen very fast or in the wrong directions, or are only visible by resizing the Flash player window or by continuing to play after the movie is over.

Animations by other people but using the same style as Neil were originally known as “Fanimutations”, but the term is no longer used as much. Other animators wanted their work to be considered art in its own right, not just fanart.

A notorious animutation using [[Lemon Demon]]’s music is ''Hyakugojyuuichi Forever'', written in 2004 by [[Andrew Kepple]], using [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]] from [[Clown Circus]]. The video is ultimately an homage to animutation itself.

Neil Cicierega said simply about the definition of animutation, “If the person who made it says it’s an Animutation, it’s an Animutation, unless they’re clearly pulling our leg.”

== Neil’s Animutations ==
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/The_Japanese_Pokerap The Japanese Pokerap]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Hyakugojyuuichi Hyakugojyuuichi]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Lesko%27s_Revenge Lesko’s Revenge]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Team_Rocket%27s_Journey_Through_Time_and_Space Team Rocket’s Journey Through Time and Space]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Monkey_Magic Monkey Magic]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Do_The_Mario Do The Mario]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Lucky_Lucky Lucky Lucky]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/The_Japanese_Pokerap_2 The Japanese Pokerap 2]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Nya_Nya_Nya Nya Nya Nya]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Batman_and_the_Magical_Band-Aid Batman and the Magical Band-Aid]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Kung_Fu_Phil_and_the_Death_Cookie Kung Fu Phil and the Death Cookie]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Rubber_Duckie_(animutation) Rubber Duckie]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/The_Unabombers_-_Slipknot The Unabombers - Slipknot]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Cold_Heart Cold Heart]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Life_is_Like_a_Mop Life is Like a Mop]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Jesus_H._Christ_(animutation) Jesus H. Christ]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Captain_Lou_Albano%27s_Steady_Descent_into_Madness Captain Lou Albano’s Steady Descent into Madness]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Untitled Untitled]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Earth_Vs._Funk Earth Vs. Funk]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Wizard_Power Wizard Power]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/WTF WTF]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Macho_Man Macho Man]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Summer_Vacation_Fan_Club Summer Vacation Fan Club]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Sexy_Snape Sexy Snape]
*[[Rugrats]]

== External Links ==
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animutation Animutation on Wikipedia]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20100103065157/http://www.eviltrailmix.com/animutation/ Animutation Central (Archived)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Flash/Animutations/ Mumbergo Animutation SWF archive]
*[https://wiki.animutationportal.com/Main_Page Fanimutation Wiki]