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Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

2026-08-05T15:55:14Z

Daft Mouth: extra trivia, and fixed incorrect lyrics

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 6:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 130
}}

'''Hyakugojyuuichi 2003''' is the thirteenth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was orignally released on mp3.com on February 28, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
www.animutation.com - In honor of the second birthday of the famous Hyakugojyuuichi animutation. The legacy lives on... in hyper confusing white boy rap!
==Lyrics==
NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
You’re an idiot if you disagree
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

1… 2… 3… Hit it!

AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

NEIL:
Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
...
Beef Bastard!

SHMORKY:
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

ZANDER:
Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

TOXIC:
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

==Trivia==
*[[File:Hyakugojyuuichi2003.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*The drum loop used in this song is identical to the one in [[Zander vs. Crunchy]].
*Colin Mochrie appears 151 times in this video, which is the meaning of the word Hyakugojyuuichi. (Holding the mouse in the top left corner reveals a Colin-o-meter throughout the video.)
*There are numerous references to other animutations in this song.
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb” is a reference to the song [[I Know Your Name]] by Deporitaz.
*The lines “I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie” is a reference to Neil’s webcomic, [[Farchie Archie]].
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment” is a reference to a line in [[Insult to Aaron]] by Deporitaz, “You smell like orangatan excrement.”
*The “TV says…” refrain was originally just a Japanese phrase that happened to sound like English, therefore explaining the pure oddness of it. This form of mishearing is called a [[wikipedia:Mondegreen|Mondegreen]].
*When Shmorky says “Room With A Moose”, this is a reference to the Invader Zim episode of the same name.
*The line during the guitar solo, “It’s Steve’s Adventure,” is a double reference to the guitarist who was playing the solo, Steve Peterson, and to the early Animutation titled “Steve’s Adventure.”
*The original song's credits (as credited by Neil in the mp3.com upload):
**Lyricist = Toda Shougo
**Composer = Tanaka Hirokazu
**Arranger = Watanabe Cheru
**Chorus Arranger = Fujisawa Hideki
**Performance = THE JADOES
**Singer = Ishizuka Unshou (Orchid-Hakase), Pokemon Kids
[[Category:Songs written by Neil Cicierega]]
[[Category:Songs written by Alora Lanzillotta]]
[[Category:Songs written by Aaron Ackerson]]
[[Category:Songs written by Jackson Taylor Wetherbee]]
[[Category:Songs written by Dave Kelly]]
[[Category:Songs written by Mark Hughes]]

Idiot Control Now

2026-08-05T15:23:59Z

Daft Mouth: extra sample info in trivia

'''Idiot Control Now''' is the eighth track on [[Clown Circus]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Idiot Control Now
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/08.%20Idiot%20Control%20Now.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 135
}}
==Description==
This song is a cover of 'Idiot Control' from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, '303 - Pod People'. It was originally released on mp3.com in April of 2003, highly likely alongside with [[Fire Motif]]. it is the first of [[Lemon Demon]]'s cover songs, alongside [[Birdhouse In Your Soul]], [[Chu Chu Rocket]], and many others. The lyrics of the song are very cryptic, and likely mean nothing.

==Lyrics==
With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer
Steady as we go we’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light
All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes.

Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go.
Hear the engines roar now (hear the engines roar now)

Idiot control now (idiot control now)
Hideous control now (hear the engines roll now)
Ninny on the road now (ninny on the road now)
Mini in control, wheels on fire, burnin’ rubber tires (rubber tires)
Leery chother rolls now (ee ah ohh…)
Hit it Lesley go now (hit ah go…)
Ninny inches bow now (oh now..)
Pity in a poor boy (poor boy…)
Heedy inches roll, bees on pie, burnin’ rubber tires (uh..)

It stinks.

==Trivia==

*Idiot Control Now is the shortest [[Error|non-intro]] song on [[Clown Circus]], at 2:15. This barely beats out [[Bowling Alley]], which is two seconds longer.
*This song is a cover of a parody. The Mystery Science Theater 3000 song that Neil covered was a parody of the song "The Engines Roar" from the 1983 French-Spanish Sci-Fi Horror movie 'Pod People' (aka 'Extra Terrestrial Visitors').

Hazel’s Modus Operandi

2026-08-05T15:02:09Z

Daft Mouth: fixed quote

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hazel's Modus Operandi
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:25
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/07.%20Hazel's%20Modus%20Operandi.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 118
}}

'''Hazel's Modus Operandi''' is the seventh track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
In the middle of the summer when it’s cold, and the Earth is made of gold,
Ninety minutes pass and so do all the lights,
In the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you.
For ninety days and ninety nights.

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)

In the middle of the winter when you die, and you join the FBI,
Praying mantises begin to say your name.
In the middle of the spring, you can hear them sing for you.
Yet you never go insane.
It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
(It will make you rich…)

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.

==Trivia==
*This song includes a sample from the cartoon [[wikipedia:Johnny_Bravo|Johnny Bravo]], from Season 2 Episode 13 (first released October 15th 1999) specifically the third segment titled 'Clan Of The Cave Boob'. The voice heard is the character Carl Chryniszzswics, voiced by [[wikipedia:Tom_Kenny|Tom Kenny]]. The sampled lines heard are Carl saying "No, I made it all up because I crave attention", Carl screaming (as he is being chased by Johnny Bravo), and the episodes soundtrack. This scene happens at the very end of the episode and is heard at the very end of this song.

Hazel’s Modus Operandi

2026-08-05T14:58:59Z

Daft Mouth: extra extra sample info

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hazel's Modus Operandi
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:25
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/07.%20Hazel's%20Modus%20Operandi.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 118
}}

'''Hazel's Modus Operandi''' is the seventh track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
In the middle of the summer when it’s cold, and the Earth is made of gold,
Ninety minutes pass and so do all the lights,
In the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you.
For ninety days and ninety nights.

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)

In the middle of the winter when you die, and you join the FBI,
Praying mantises begin to say your name.
In the middle of the spring, you can hear them sing for you.
Yet you never go insane.
It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
(It will make you rich…)

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.

==Trivia==
*This song includes a sample from the cartoon [[wikipedia:Johnny_Bravo|Johnny Bravo]], from Season 2 Episode 13 (first released October 15th 1999) specifically the third segment titled 'Clan Of The Cave Boob'. The voice heard is the character Carl Chryniszzswics, voiced by [[wikipedia:Tom_Kenny|Tom Kenny]]. The sampled lines heard are Carl saying "I made it up because I crave attention", Carl screaming (as he is being chased by Johnny Bravo), and the episodes soundtrack. This scene happens at the very end of the episode and is heard at the very end of this song.

Hazel’s Modus Operandi

2026-08-05T14:50:09Z

Daft Mouth: more info on sample +links

Hazel’s Modus Operandi

2026-08-05T14:43:34Z

Daft Mouth: added sample specification

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hazel's Modus Operandi
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:25
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/07.%20Hazel's%20Modus%20Operandi.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 118
}}

'''Hazel's Modus Operandi''' is the seventh track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
In the middle of the summer when it’s cold, and the Earth is made of gold,
Ninety minutes pass and so do all the lights,
In the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you.
For ninety days and ninety nights.

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)

In the middle of the winter when you die, and you join the FBI,
Praying mantises begin to say your name.
In the middle of the spring, you can hear them sing for you.
Yet you never go insane.
It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
(It will make you rich…)

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.

==Trivia==
*This song includes a sample from the cartoon Johnny Bravo, from Season 2 Episode 13, specifically the third segment titled 'Clan Of The Cave Boob'. The voice heard is the character Carl Chryniszzswics, voiced by Tom Kenny, saying "I crave attention."

Bowling Alley

2026-08-04T16:37:19Z

Daft Mouth: tweaked lyrics

'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].
{{Infobox_song|title=Bowling Alley|artist=Lemon Demon|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg|writer=Neil Cicierega|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]|album=[[Clown Circus]]|duration=2:17|genre=Rock|language=English|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]|BPM=139}}
==Description==
This song is the presumably unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics. There is another [[Lemon Demon]] song about an odd dream [[Neil]] had, that being [[Really Cool Wig]]. It borrows a lot of the structure from this song, but features more planned out lyrics.

== Lyrics ==
Ok the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream ever. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs, because drugs are bad, and stuff. Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um, I was in a warehouse, and there were all these guys in Santa suits sort of doing this big dance thing, and they couldn’t see me, or something. I don’t know. And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy, and he didn’t, uh, didn’t want to do the dance, and he, uh, was the only one who could see me, so he was like, “Look! LOOK!” but no one else could see me, so I started— he started chasing me, chasing me. And I was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car, and suddenly he jumped out in front of me, in front of the car, and he started screaming, only it was like a bigfoot scream, and it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy.

In the dream I was like “AHH!!” and I hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken, and it was actually a gas pedal, so I plowed over the Santa guy, and he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires, and then for some reason when he hit the back tires the front of the car flew up, and then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft.

And then there was this big part that I can’t really remember, but I was in a, uh, in the hover craft thing and I was like, uh, looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house, like, I— there was the button on the door and I pressed the button, and the door opened and a freaking scary old dead guy ch- uh, popped out the door, and he was on rockets.

And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran into the house and I hid in the bathroom, but there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom, and then something happened, I’m not sure what happened, but I was like at a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uhh, dead president heads, and then I started shrinking, and then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me, and then I woke up.

It was really scary.

==Trivia==
*The lyric "I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft" implies the existence of flying cars that are not in any way similar to hovercraft.
*This is the third shortest track on the album [[Clown Circus]], longer than the intro [[Error]] and the cover [[Idiot Control Now]].

Eventuality

2026-08-02T23:39:43Z

Daft Mouth: added samples to trivia

{{Infobox_song
|title = Eventuality
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 21, 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:47
|tempo = 175
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/18%20-%20Eventuality.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Eventuality''' is the eighteenth and final track on [[Damn Skippy]].

This song is mostly an instrumental, except for a short part in the middle.

==Lyrics==
The closer that you look,
It seems the less that you will see.
You will see.
Meltdown is an eventuality.
You see.

==Trivia==

*According to [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|album's commentary]], the audio at the end of the song is of him playing Commander Keen 4: Secret of the Oracle. The songs heard from the Commander Keen 4 OST in this section, are as follows:
** Welcome to a Kick in the Pants in Good Old Hillville
** Shadowlands
** Keen Makes a Run For...

*The bonus track [[Stampy]], added on the [[Needlejuice]] release, is a demo version of this song.
<references />

Smell Like a Cookie All Day

2026-08-02T23:34:02Z

Daft Mouth: reformatted lyrics, +spelling fix

{{Infobox_song
|title = Smell Like a Cookie All Day
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:33
|genre = Rock
|language =English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/15%20-%20Smell%20Like%20a%20Cookie%20All%20Day.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Smell Like a Cookie All Day''' is based upon a Mystery Science Theater 3000 quote, “Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and you’ll smell like a cookie all day.” Neil Cicierega has stated that “I loved the quote so much that I decided to make it into an overblown song about how it’s the ultimate advice to all of life’s woes.”

==Lyrics==
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water,
Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey.
You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be,
But no one’s that lucky, so listen to me.

''When life is not so nice, remember this advice:''
''Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear
And you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''
''Yes, you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''

I used to feel like my world was a bucket of sorrow;
A mountain of sadness,
A miserable wilted bouquet,
A big rotten pumpkin.
I wished I were dead,
And I’d almost jumped when it popped in my head.

''The key to happiness is merely only this:''
''Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear''
''And you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''
''Yes, you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''

We wander aimlessly for God knows how many miles and then we die.
So very clueless to the truth, so very blind, unsatisfied.
If only the human race would wake the hell up and finally understand
Exactly what it needs to do to meet the spirit’s silent demand.

They say it’s human nature, wars will be fought and innocents will be killed.
And every soul we lose is yet another mission unfulfilled.
Meanwhile it seems like I’m the only living person who knows
Exactly how the story goes.
The answer’s right in front of our nose.

''My friend, humanity, stop this insanity,''
''Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear''
''And you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''
''Yes, you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''

== Trivia ==

* Despite Neil’s claim to the contrary in this song’s commentary, “I wished I were dead” is, in fact, “well grammar”: he correctly used the subjunctive mood<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjunctive_mood</ref>. Changing the phrase to “was dead” would actually be grammatically incorrect. The phrase “very well grammar” is, however, incorrect itself.

The Oldest Man on Myspace

2026-08-02T22:41:22Z

Daft Mouth: added lyrics, download links, trivia and extra info in heading

'''The Oldest Man on Myspace''' is the 17th bonus track released on the 2022 remaster Needlejuice Records release of the album [[Dinosaurchestra]]. Before it was added as a bonus track, the song never got a full release and was simply dropped upon the Lemon Demon MySpace profile in 2006 without warning.

It was later released as a single on wax cylinder by Needlejuice Records. <ref>https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/the-oldest-man-on-myspace-wax-cylinder</ref>
{{Infobox_song
|title = The Oldest Man on MySpace
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 02:49
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20The%20Oldest%20Man%20On%20Myspace.mp3 MP3]
}}

== Lyrics ==
I'm the oldest man on MySpace,
On the old computer by my rest home bed.
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times.
Everyone in my Top Eight is dead.

When I see a teenaged girl
All made up like a whore,
It takes me straight back
To the second world war...

But I know she'll never love
An old fart like me,
Which is why I put my age
As twenty-three.

I'm the oldest man on MySpace,
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song.
I'm writing out my will in glitter text.
I'm giving everything to Tom...
Whippersnapper.

OMG.
Less than three.
LOL.
What's that smell?

Oops.

I'm the oldest man on MySpace.
I'm the oldest man on MySpace.
I'm the oldest man on MySpace.
I'm the oldest man on MySpace.
I'm the oldest man on MySpace.

[[File:TOMOMwax.jpg|thumb|Wax cylinder release artwork]]

== Trivia ==

* "OMG" stands for "Oh My God", "Less than three" refers to the combination of symbols <3 to make a heart emoticon, and "LOL" stands for "Laugh(ing) Out Loud"
* The "Tom" mentioned in the song is most likely in reference to Tom Anderson, one of the two founders of MySpace
<references />

Bad Idea

2026-07-15T15:23:30Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed spelling

'''Bad Idea''' is the 2nd bonus track on the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].{{Infobox_song
|title = Bad Idea
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:14
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bad%20Idea.mp3 Download from lemondemon.com]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bad%20Idea%20(original).mp3 Original instrumental]
|tempo = 169
}}

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Every once in a while there is a shooting star
People say they're good luck, but even if they are
There's not a star in motion that could help me now
I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how
A pack of deadly creatures followed me back here
I am desperately hiding as they're drawing near
I wish I knew what to do or where I lost my way
So I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday

I was just a normal chap
But I shoulda brought a map, I shoulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda

I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road
I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode
Bad things, but I shrugged and I still drove
Through to a town where my bad luck overflowed
Everybody in town was nowhere to be seen
So I parked near a house that was marked thirteen
I went up to the door, but there was no one there
And when I turned around, my car was gone, I swear
So I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone
I had an eerie feeling in my very bones
And soon it started to rain, and there was no way out
I couldn't hold my frustration, and began to shout:

"Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no"

I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as hell
So I began to run, but then I slipped and fell
I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery
I shouldn't have to tell you it was freaking scary
I tried to stand back up, but something held me down
A dead, rotting arm was reaching from the ground
I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword
I quickly sliced my captor yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Then I saw the living dead;
It was then I shoulda fled, I shoulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda

But I stood like a pillar in a hallway
I knew I'd be slaying demons that day
I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay
And I charged with the force of a gamma ray
It happened in slow motion, I began the fight
Some sort of power kept me going through the night
With that mysterious sword beheading beasts and ghouls
Just me versus them, without any rules
But many more kept rising up from shallow graves
I did my best to fight them, but they came in waves
And soon it was too much, just demon after demon
So I ran as quickly as I could, screaming

"Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
This was a bad idea"

So here I am, hiding from fate
I can't win, it's just too late
But something must be done
Yes sirree, this war must be won
I know this, I won't die hiding
I know this, I must keep fighting
I don't know who the winner's gonna be
But there's just one way to see

It's time to kick some zombie ass, la la la la la la!
It's time to kick some zombie ass, la la la la la la!</nowiki>

==Music Video==
<youtube>tPFYAd96WqE</YouTube>

==Trivia==
* The music video for this song is by [[Andrew Kepple]], as is the video for [[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]]. It shares some elements with it, for example, it opens with the guy flying through space, the way the Falling to Do video ended. Somehow, the same guy is also the protagonist of this video, and as a nod to the original, when he falls into the cemetery his head rapidly flashes between several frames of frightened expressions.
* The sound effects at the end are from the computer game [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_(franchise) Doom].
* The instrumental originally sounded completely different, but it was scrapped because it was too fast for Neil to sing.
* A song called <code>[https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bad%20electricity.mp3 Lemon Demon - Bad electricity.mp3]</code> was released as part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities drop]] and was made by muting and unmuting tracks while looping a section of Bad Idea.

Lemon Demon (song)

2026-07-15T15:15:23Z

Daft Mouth: added live version + early instrumental. fixed downloads display and lyric spacing + emboldening

{{Infobox_song
|title = Lemon Demon
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 4:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English, French
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/02.%20Lemon%20Demon.mp3 MP3]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Lemon%20Demon.mp3 MP3.com Version]
|BPM = 130
}}
[[File:Lemon Demon MP3.com Album Cover.gif|thumb|MP3.com Album Cover]]
'''Lemon Demon''' is the second track on [[Clown Circus]] and the first track with vocals. It was the third Lemon Demon track released, and is the origin story of the titular sour demon.

==MP3.com Description==

A self titled song about a hellish demon who sells lemonade for only one-dollar-and-YOUR-SOUL-cents!

==Lyrics==

'''NEIL:'''
He’s got fresh juice for one dollar.
He’s got the pink kind if you’re into that.
You take one sip and one more sip,
Pretty soon you’re chugging down the whole vat.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, you cannot resist the lemonade!

(Close your eyelids.)

Oh, it’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, little yellow spawn of Lucifer!
It’s the perfect blend of sweet and sour,
Something in the lemon gives you power.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, would you like a sip?

(Are you thirsty?)

Lemon Demon caught you stealing
From the lemonade stand.
You can’t take one without paying
You might lose your hand.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, he’s a little over citrical!

(How’s them lemons?)

Oh, it’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, everybody loves the lemonade!
And the devil sent him up from hell,
Now he’s got some lemonade to sell.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, he’s a little spawn of Lucifer!
It’s Lemon Demon, it’s Lemon Demon, it’s Lemon Demon!
Did I mention that it’s Lemon Demon and the French’ll say “le Mon
de Mon”?

(Life gives lemons… we love lemons… Death makes lemonade….)

'''AARON:'''
You will not find a single seed, there is no pulp to make you
choke.
Drink from the Lemon Demon’s eyes, this isn’t any little joke.
He collects a thousand souls a week at the very very least,
It’s awful thirsty here in the belly of the beast, OW!!!

'''NEIL:'''
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, you cannot resist the lemonade!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, little yellow spawn of Lucifer!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
You can’t ignore those piercing eyes, you must accept his lemon
lies.

== Live Performances ==

* A live performance of the song "at a local library's open mic" from 2003 has been mentioned by Neil in the [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRGK9TQdQz3FFx4e23A3xu5IUn9kiyq9GQAJiSGlSwcfRnSt1Ch7bHdXtEeDa247CIaqNj77ogkJHGh/pubhtml rarities google doc], yet no footage is available. The [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Lemon%20Demon%20kar.mp3 instrumental version] used as backing in this performance was released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities drop]]

==Trivia==
* The line in Aaron’s rap, “This isn’t any little joke” may be a reference (concious or otherwise) to a similar line, “This ain’t no joke” in Aaron’s own The Artichoke Song, which Neil later contributed background vocals to the album version of.
* The sound of Aaron’s “OW!!!” is actually a mix of two different “OW!!!”s, the one he yelled out at the end of the verse, and one sampled from a live version of the Aaron Ackerson song, “Keep God out of Canada.”
*In a live performance by Aaron Ackerson in September of 2006, he added his verse from this song into The Artichoke Song.
*This song was released as a single on MP3.com, where the mixing is slightly different, but barely noticeable.

Error

2026-07-15T14:59:14Z

Daft Mouth: cleaning clutter

'''Error''' is the first track of [[Clown Circus]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Error
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 1:35
|genre = Instrumental
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/01.%20Error.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 120
}}
==Description==
This song is a short, surprisingly well-mixed instrumental intro. It features many various instruments, like a vibraslap as percussion. Most of these instruments are likely not real.

==Trivia==
*This is the shortest song on [[Clown Circus]], contrasted with [[Elsewhere]], the longest song.

Sick Puppy

2026-07-15T14:52:16Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed lyric spacing and downloads display

'''Sick Puppy''' is the fifteenth and final track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Sick Puppy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 9:40
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sick-puppy Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/15%20-%20Sick%20Puppy.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 100
}}
==Description==
This song is a 9-minute epic to close out [[Hip to the Javabean|HTTJ]]. There are three sections to the song, the first and last parts having tangible melodies, while the middle section is mostly ambient piano noises and rising tones.

The first section is a loud, instrumental section with a verse-chorus structure. It lasts from 0:00 to 2:38.

The second section is mostly filled with ambient piano, with some rising synth tones blasting for the latter half of it. It lasts from 2:38 to 7:50, the longest part of the three.

The third section is a quieter acoustic guitar section, the only one with lyrics. It talks about a presumably rabid dog, or rather one that just has mental issues. It lasts from 7:50 to 9:40.

==Lyrics==
Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace
Gone batty, running from the county police
Well, I hope you get well soon

Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow!
Well, I hope you get well soon

If I were a registered psychiatrist
We could be together for all time
It's a shame you're on the lam
But I don't really give a damn
That you used a stolen taser
On that unsuspecting mime

Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills
Well, I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon

Soon

==Trivia==
*This is the longest of [[Lemon Demon]]’s songs to date.
*A version named <code>Sick Puppy (Short)</code> is known to exist, it is a shortened version which just includes the third and final section of the song (the part with vocals)

I’ve Got Some Falling to Do

2026-07-15T14:44:57Z

Daft Mouth: additional live performance cited

{{Infobox_song
|title = I’ve Got Some Falling to Do
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 3:26
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/ive-got-some-falling-to-do Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/14%20-%20I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do%20(Backing)%20%5b2%5d.mp3 Backing]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20to%20Do%20%5b2012%20Backing%5d.mp3 2012 Backing]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/19%20I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20To%20Do.flac Lemonic Demonade 2007]
|tempo = 155
}}

'''I’ve Got Some Falling to Do''' is the fourteenth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]. It was originally released as a single on Mp3.com in 2003.<ref>https://mumbergo.net/files/Websites/MP3.com%20Website%20Scraps/Song%20Pages/Lemon%20Demon/3465792%20(I've%20Got%20Some%20Falling%20To%20Do).html</ref>

It is about a man accidentally falling out of a plane to his death.

A Flash animated music video by [[Andrew Kepple]] was released on Albino Blacksheep in 2005.<ref>https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/falling</ref>

This was the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song prior to the release of [[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]]<ref>https://youtu.be/VexxzZdMhVA</ref>, and the first [[Lemon Demon]] song to be played on the [[Dr. Demento]] show, after a fan referred the Doctor to the music video.<ref>http://dmdb.org/cgi-bin/plinfo.pl?drd05.0508.html</ref>

==Lyrics==
In an airplane, I was flying
Just a flight attendant guy
I can be clumsy, and I stumbled
Out the door into the sky
Now I am falling through the air
Wind and regret flow through my hair
All I can do right now is stare down at the ocean

Suddenly, there’s a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up
It's the Angel of Death, and he says 'Wazzup?'
I say, 'What is it this time?'
And he's like, 'Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell.'
He can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut
So I snicker and say, 'I'd love to, but

Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do.'
I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true

This is boring. Yes I'm falling
But it's taking quite a while
My destination is impending
Might as well go out in style
I put my arms out to the skies
Whistle a tune and close my eyes
Trying to briefly realize perpetual motion

Suddenly, giant tentacles rise from the open sea
And with total precision they lasso me
It's a monstrous squid and he saved my life
But I am too freaked out to be nice
So I tell him the truth, that I'd rather fall
No offense but at least it's predictable

Gotta stop stalling, I've got some falling to do
I'm probably gonna die, but it's something new
I guess it all depends on your point of view. It's true

== Music Video==
<youtube>OKoZt2OX0VM</youtube>

==Alternate Versions==

*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/ Mp3.com version]
*[[I've Got Some Falling to Do (2009 version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]], also later included in [[Live (Only Not)]]

The original [[Hip to the Javabean]] version was also included unaltered as the twelfth track of [[Almanac 2009]].

== Live Performances==

*[https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/ Plain Street Studios (November, 2005, Boston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJkVsCw-gXc Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Boston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bbnt51LyjA Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31j708dHxI Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZhKB-q13xI Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIJDbqwaZBY Youmacon 2008 (October 31st, 2008, Dearborn, MI)]
*A [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 live practice] for [[Youmacon|Youmacon 2010]] was released as part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]]. The practice session is dated October 15th, 2010
*Given the existence of the practice recording, it can be inferred that the song was performed live at Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI) despite the lack video or audio evidence of this version

==Trivia==
*In the [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/ Mp3.com version of this song], there is no sped up (but slowing down, like a record being turned off) guitar before the main song begins.
*The guitar solo at the end of the song, when played backwards, sounds like the solo when played forwards. It is a sonic palindrome.
*The video’s protagonist, [[Guy Falling]], also appears in [[Andrew Kepple]]'s music videos for [[Fiberglass Monkey]] and [[Bad Idea]].
*When this song is played [[Lemon Demon live|live]], it is usually one of the last songs of the set, reflecting its position on [[Hip to the Javabean]].
[[Category:Songs with backings]]
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

<references />

Between You and Me

2026-07-15T14:24:13Z

Daft Mouth: source clutter removal

{{Infobox_song
|title = Between You And Me
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:54
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/between-you-and-me Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/13%20-%20Between%20You%20and%20Me.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Between%20You%20and%20Me%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Between%20You%20and%20Me%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 93
}}

'''Between You And Me''' is the 13th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].

Lyrically, it is a love song from the perspective of a long-distance relationship.

==Lyrics==
(...how!)

Almost every day, I am swept away
From the dull, void and null, by the things you say
Wouldn't it be great, living in one state?
State of mind, intertwined, that you help create

When we're on the phone, I am no longer alone
It's a start, but my heart is still in another time zone
You're the greatest thing random fate couldn't bring
Still, I smile. Maybe I'll meet you in the spring

What if I don't? God I hope I do
Wishes come true

Waiting for everything to fall into place
So far a distance just to see face to face
Between you and me, I think rules don't apply
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try

You are, indubitably
The loveliest possible person for me
Why weren't we thrown together
Somewhere nice with perfect weather?

Where cosmic placement failed
Where Serendipity dragged her tail
Is where we are right now
We must escape, but we don't know how

You know what would be rad?
If I were rich, and if I had
An aeroplane with giant wings
And funky old propeller things

I would fly right by your place
And pick you up with gentle grace
And fly straight into outer space
Just to see you face to face

And when we come back, we'll be fast asleep
Counting camels instead of sheep

Waiting for everything to fall into place
So far a distance just to see face to face
Between you and me, I think rules don't apply
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try

Wonder if I'll ever be with you?
Do wishes come true?
God I hope they do

==Trivia==
*The “how” at the beginning of the song is actually part of the “And how!” from the end of [[Consumer Whore]].
*The tail end of the final chord in this song is heard at the very beginning of the subsequent track, [[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]].
*An early version of this song known as <code>Between You and Me (Early Mix)</code> exists, changes are minimal other than different mixing it lacks the shaker instrument heard in the intro. This version is only known via a [https://youtu.be/S5JMvjv12rg?si=GoROMSv08xT3GNDz fan music video] posted October 3rd, 2006 and is unavailable otherwise. It is likely that the fan found this version posted somewhere like the Lemon Demon forums but it's origins are in truth a mystery.
*Between You and Me was performed live at Plain Street Studios in November of 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
[[Category:Songs with backings]]
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

<references />

Between You and Me

2026-07-15T14:22:28Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Between You And Me
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:54
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/between-you-and-me Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/13%20-%20Between%20You%20and%20Me.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Between%20You%20and%20Me%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Between%20You%20and%20Me%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 93
}}

'''Between You And Me''' is the 13th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].

Lyrically, it is a love song from the perspective of a long-distance relationship.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>(...how!)

Almost every day, I am swept away
From the dull, void and null, by the things you say
Wouldn't it be great, living in one state?
State of mind, intertwined, that you help create

When we're on the phone, I am no longer alone
It's a start, but my heart is still in another time zone
You're the greatest thing random fate couldn't bring
Still, I smile. Maybe I'll meet you in the spring

What if I don't? God I hope I do
Wishes come true

Waiting for everything to fall into place
So far a distance just to see face to face
Between you and me, I think rules don't apply
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try

You are, indubitably
The loveliest possible person for me
Why weren't we thrown together
Somewhere nice with perfect weather?

Where cosmic placement failed
Where Serendipity dragged her tail
Is where we are right now
We must escape, but we don't know how

You know what would be rad?
If I were rich, and if I had
An aeroplane with giant wings
And funky old propeller things

I would fly right by your place
And pick you up with gentle grace
And fly straight into outer space
Just to see you face to face

And when we come back, we'll be fast asleep
Counting camels instead of sheep

Waiting for everything to fall into place
So far a distance just to see face to face
Between you and me, I think rules don't apply
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try

Wonder if I'll ever be with you?
Do wishes come true?
God I hope they do</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The “how” at the beginning of the song is actually part of the “And how!” from the end of [[Consumer Whore]].
*The tail end of the final chord in this song is heard at the very beginning of the subsequent track, [[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]].
*An early version of this song known as <code>Between You and Me (Early Mix)</code> exists, changes are minimal other than different mixing it lacks the shaker instrument heard in the intro. This version is only known via a [https://youtu.be/S5JMvjv12rg?si=GoROMSv08xT3GNDz fan music video] posted October 3rd, 2006 and is unavailable otherwise. It is likely that the fan found this version posted somewhere like the Lemon Demon forums but it's origins are in truth a mystery.
*Between You and Me was performed live at Plain Street Studios in November of 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
[[Category:Songs with backings]]
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

Consumer Whore

2026-07-15T14:05:57Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Consumer Whore
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/consumer-whore Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/12%20-%20Consumer%20Whore.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Consumer%20Whore%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 126
}}

'''Consumer Whore''' is the 12th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
What are you waiting for, enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show, no need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials on my plasma screen
It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine

My Nike shoes are on my feet
I'm going out to get some McDonald's to eat

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

(Gibberish.)

My life's a mess, I'm all alone
But that's okay, ‘cause I got my cute little Nokia cell-phone

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me you feel it too
This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet
Extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the smirking rottweilers
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Please tell me you feel it too

It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore
(And how!)

==Trivia==
[[File:Andhow.jpeg|thumb|A screenshot from Don Hertzfeldt’s ''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rejected Rejected]'']]
*This song was inspired by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Hertzfeldt Don Hertzfeldt]’s ''Rejected'', made clear by the “And how!” at the end.
*However, the “And how!” gets cut off at “And” and flows into the next track, [[Between You and Me]] with “How!” starting off the song.
*An [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Consumer%20Whore%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.m4a early version] of this song exists.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

Consumer Whore

2026-07-15T02:54:37Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Consumer Whore
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/consumer-whore Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/12%20-%20Consumer%20Whore.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Consumer%20Whore%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 126
}}

'''Consumer Whore''' is the 12th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>What are you waiting for, enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show, no need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials on my plasma screen
It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine

My Nike shoes are on my feet
I'm going out to get some McDonald's to eat

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

(Gibberish.)

My life's a mess, I'm all alone
But that's okay, ‘cause I got my cute little Nokia cell-phone

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me you feel it too
This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet
Extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the smirking rottweilers
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Please tell me you feel it too

It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore
(And how!)</nowiki>

==Trivia==
[[File:Andhow.jpeg|thumb|A screenshot from Don Hertzfeldt’s ''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rejected Rejected]'']]
*This song was inspired by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Hertzfeldt Don Hertzfeldt]’s ''Rejected'', made clear by the “And how!” at the end.
*However, the “And how!” gets cut off at “And” and flows into the next track, [[Between You and Me]] with “How!” starting off the song.
*An [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Consumer%20Whore%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.m4a early version] of this song exists.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)

2026-07-15T02:48:34Z

Daft Mouth: fixed lyric spacing

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/i-know-your-name Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/11%20-%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 142
}}

''This is about the version of the song released on'' Hip to the Javabean''. For other versions of the song, see'' [[I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)|I Know Your Name ''(Disambiguation)'']]

'''''I Know Your Name''''' is the eleventh track on [[Hip to the Javabean|''Hip to the Javabean'']]. The song was originally made when [[Neil]] was still making music under [[Trapezoid]], being released in an earlier form as the first track on ''[[Dimes]]''.

==Lyrics==
It was a Friday
I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long
So I snuck into another one
Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall
All in all, it was pretty fun
But then it happened: I bumped into a random guy
He said "Excuse me," and he tried to walk away
But I had just had a psychic vision
I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The guy said, "Sorry, my name is Fred,"
And then he slowly walked away. I never saw that guy again
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish which was floating on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision
I said, "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The cat said nothing
And then threw up onto my freshly shampooed carpet
I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining
I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there
I looked inside to see a homeless man
Dressed in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision
I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The homeless man stared. He looked a bit scared
He asked me how I knew his name. I couldn't say
And it was awkward. He fell asleep
And I walked back home in the rain. (In the rain.)
But then it happened: another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did!

==Trivia==
*The guitar solo in this version is 5 semitones lower than the one in the [[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)|''Dimes'' version]].
*This version of the song bears similarities to the [[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)|"Crappy Four Track Version"]] which it doesn't share with the ''Dimes'' version. It's unclear which of the latter two came first; the Crappy Four Track Version is possibly an intermediary step.
*An early instrumental of this version is present as <code>Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3</code> on the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]]. The final instrumental was also released at some point prior to that.
* A version that sounds almost identical to the Hip to the Javabean release but with different mixing is known to exist called <code>I Know Your Name (Old Mix)</code>
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)

2026-07-15T02:47:33Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/i-know-your-name Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/11%20-%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 142
}}

''This is about the version of the song released on'' Hip to the Javabean''. For other versions of the song, see'' [[I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)|I Know Your Name ''(Disambiguation)'']]

'''''I Know Your Name''''' is the eleventh track on [[Hip to the Javabean|''Hip to the Javabean'']]. The song was originally made when [[Neil]] was still making music under [[Trapezoid]], being released in an earlier form as the first track on ''[[Dimes]]''.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>It was a Friday
I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long
So I snuck into another one
Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall
All in all, it was pretty fun
But then it happened: I bumped into a random guy
He said "Excuse me," and he tried to walk away
But I had just had a psychic vision
I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The guy said, "Sorry, my name is Fred,"
And then he slowly walked away. I never saw that guy again
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish which was floating on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision
I said, "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The cat said nothing
And then threw up onto my freshly shampooed carpet
I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining
I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there
I looked inside to see a homeless man
Dressed in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision
I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name."
I said

"I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is…
Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know."

The homeless man stared. He looked a bit scared
He asked me how I knew his name. I couldn't say
And it was awkward. He fell asleep
And I walked back home in the rain. (In the rain.)
But then it happened: another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did…
So I did!</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The guitar solo in this version is 5 semitones lower than the one in the [[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)|''Dimes'' version]].
*This version of the song bears similarities to the [[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)|"Crappy Four Track Version"]] which it doesn't share with the ''Dimes'' version. It's unclear which of the latter two came first; the Crappy Four Track Version is possibly an intermediary step.
*An early instrumental of this version is present as <code>Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3</code> on the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]]. The final instrumental was also released at some point prior to that.
*A version that sounds almost identical to the Hip to the Javabean release but with different mixing is known to exist called <code>I Know Your Name (Old Mix)</code>
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

I Know Your Name (Disambiguation)

2026-07-15T02:40:26Z

Daft Mouth: added missing song version

There are several versions of the song ''I Know Your Name'', most of which have their own page:

* [[I Know Your Name (Dimes)|''I Know Your Name'']], the first track on the [[Trapezoid]] album ''[[Dimes]]''.
** <code>I Know Your Name kar.mp3</code>, a file on the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump]] which is an instrumental (karaoke) version of the song.
* ''[[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)]]'', a non-album track also released by [[Neil Cicierega]] as Trapezoid.
* [[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)|''I Know Your Name'']], the 11th track on ''[[Hip to the Javabean]]'' by [[Lemon Demon]].
** <code>Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3</code>, another file on the Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump, this time being an early instrumental of the ''Hip to the Javabean'' version.
** <code>I Know Your Name (Old Mix)</code>, an early mix of the Hip to the Javabean version

Go to Hollywood

2026-07-15T02:34:40Z

Daft Mouth: fixed download display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Go to Hollywood
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:07
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/go-to-hollywood Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/10%20-%20Go%20to%20Hollywood.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 198
}}

'''Go to Hollywood''' is the 10th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Go to Hollywood, for the common good
Go and pack your bags, like you know you should
Go to California, but let me warn ya
The people there often times will scorn ya
Pull out your teeth. See what's underneath
Put the new ones in. Look in disbelief
Hear the people call as you're standing tall
You parade around, but you trip and fall
This could end it all. All right, all right
This could end it all. All right, all right

See the ragged old magazine with a mirror on the front
Read the outdated summaries of yourself
Hear the people forgetting you, moving on to something else
What was once on a pedestal's now on the shelf

Go to Hollywood, for the common good
Go and pack your bags, like you know you should
Go to California, but let me warn ya
The people there often times will scorn ya
Pull out your teeth. See what's underneath
Put the new ones in. Look in disbelief
Hear the people call as you're standing tall
You parade around, but you trip and fall
This could end it all. All right, all right, all right</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The drum loop used in this song sounds very similar to the intro to [[Destructo!]] from [[Live from the Haunted Candle Shop]]

Fancy Pants Manifesto

2026-07-15T02:31:43Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed lyric spacing and downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fancy Pants Manifesto
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:35
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fancy-pants-manifesto Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/09%20-%20Fancy%20Pants%20Manifesto.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Fancy%20Pants%20Manifesto%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]

[https://youtu.be/VcNEGmoY6rU Early]
|tempo = 155
}}

'''Fancy Pants Manifesto''' is the 9th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]. It features lyrics that are likely simple nonsense, but could be interpreted as an endorsement of silly and carefree behavior.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>(Sausages are good
Sausages are good
We are all sausages.)

(One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four.)

Is this my chance, for goodness sake
To make the point I've tried to make
For all my lifetime, give or take a year?
And now it comes as no surprise:
The world gets lost, the world gets wise
So dot your Ts, and cross your Is, my dear

And it's a golden opportunity
To take a stand and claim immunity
Against the threat of more community service
And you would think that they'd catch on to us
The odds are stacked and vaguely nocuous
Together we will make the octopus nervous

We don't have guns, we don't have knives
But we've been waiting all our lives
And wait until the day arrives, we will
We don't pretend we're fighting crime
We see the world in lemon lime
The only casualty's the time we kill

But still, a lot of things are problematical
There is an urge to wax fanatical
But we will not fall prey to radicalism
Well never mind, ‘cause here's another thing
You won't believe what we're discovering
And you can see it through the hovering prism

This is the fancy pants manifesto
This is the fancy pants manifesto
This is the fancy pants manifesto
And now you know

This is the fancy pants manifesto
This is the fancy pants manifesto
This is the fancy pants manifesto
And now you know</nowiki>

==Trivia==

*There is an [https://youtu.be/VcNEGmoY6rU early version] of this song where the mixing is slightly different, and the intro fades in instead of the original intro.
*The intro features a sample from the show [[wikipedia:The_Kids_in_the_Hall_(TV_series)|The Kids in the Hall]], specifically the "Love and Sausages" sketch in S4 E15.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

Relativity

2026-07-15T02:21:59Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed lyric spacing and downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Relativity
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:13
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/relativity Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/08%20-%20Relativity.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 105, 129
}}

'''Relativity''' is the 8th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
I'm falling up, they're falling down
I'm standing still, they're spinning around
No matter what I do, they could be undoing
Is there something brewing?

Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative

The sun is spinning all around us
But we are spinning all around it
We see the moon, the stars, the satellites shifting
What is really drifting?

Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative

He was a German physics genius
In 1955 he left us
Did Einstein really die
Or did the whole world come to life without him?

Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Nobody knows. Nobody knows
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative

Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody know?
Doesn't anybody know? Doesn't anybody?
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative
Nobody knows, ‘cause it's all relative

==Trivia==

*An "Early Mix / Old Mix" is known to exist and is identical to the album release version but just with different mixing<ref>https://youtu.be/4GVPEiZgd7Y?si=B8T8R88RSx6u-Osx</ref>

<references />

Matches and Nails

2026-07-15T02:13:23Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed lyric spacing and downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Matches and Nails
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:45
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/matches-and-nails Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/07%20-%20Matches%20and%20Nails.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Matches%20and%20Nails%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 110
}}

'''Matches and Nails''' is the seventh track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
Hello, you tiny cardboard box
With matches inside
Hello, you wooden match
Hello, the light you provide
You keep me warm
You keep me safe
You know that darkness isn't good
But nothing lasts forever
You're only two inches of flammable wood

And when the sun comes back
There won't be any lack
Of lumination in any way

But on the other hand
I'll never understand
Why it disappears after every day
Now I've forgotten what I wanted to say

Hello, you railroad nail
So sharp, so rusty and red
Hello, you sledgehammer
Implanting it into my head
And with it comes a stream of thought
And soon ideas begin to form
So I must thank you for it
The nail in my head is the eye of the storm

And with my newfound mind
I make the world unwind
As if the planet is made of clay

This is a tragic mix
Of wayward magic tricks
And giant robots from far away
Now I've forgotten what I wanted to say

== Trivia ==

* An early version of this song was made available in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities drop]] which can be heard [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Matches%20and%20Nails%20(beta).mp3 here]

[[Category:Songs with backings]]

Telekinesis

2026-07-15T02:03:56Z

Daft Mouth: fixed lyric spacing and download display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Telekinesis
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:14
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/telekinesis Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/06%20-%20Telekinesis.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Sz9BNb_RG25kJ82JHyibGKueWjjwdnRS/view?usp=sharing Alternate Mix]
|tempo = 84
}}

'''Telekinesis''' is the 6th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
Nobody knows my true identity
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
Love child with Nosferatu
We can't know but still we got to
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
But ancient caveman history shows
We're all descended from
The same evil alien slime

And it's a pretty shade of grey
It makes the woodwork eat away
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles

Somebody told me something interesting
They told me the world is always tempesting
'Round and around again
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
Somebody else was watching from afar
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
She thought that I was
Very insincere because...

I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Am I really that out of touch?
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss

I don't see the point in not believing in
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Surely there is a way but I dunno
How to get there
No one seems to know actually, so

I tried to use a garden spade
But it was very poorly made
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
It's times like these that I wish I had...

Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis

==Trivia==
*The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on [[Hip To The Javabean]]. Although this was unintentional and [[Neil]] has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at [[Lemonic Demonade]].
*When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
*Telekinesis was featured on a radio show called "[https://wfmu.org/archiveplayer/?show=16928&archive=115050&starttime= The Listener Hour]", where an alternate mix was featured, where the piano is less audible. It starts at 35:27 of the recording.

Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea

2026-07-15T01:56:00Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia, fixed downloads display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:29
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/your-evil-shadow-has-a-cup-of-tea Needlejuice Remaster]
[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/05%20-%20Your%20Evil%20Shadow%20Has%20a%20Cup%20of%20Tea.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Your%20Evil%20Shadow%20Has%20a%20Cup%20of%20Tea%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 120
}}

'''Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea''' is the 5th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
Five days in a watery cave
Another song for the day that I take to the grave
I gotta be the first to see the specter
Everybody want to be friends with the nectar protector
Seventeen skulls in a hole in the woods
Already know of the low down, but not of the goods
We can't see but lo and behold her
It's funny how we think with our heads when the shoulder is colder

This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it
The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery
So what goes on in your tree
When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea?

Back in elementary school
There was a kid we knew, we considered him cool
And when his eyes turned red, the principal said
He was gonna go mad from the things in his head
Seventeen days later somebody told us there was no more school
And the principal sold us to the ice cream shop down the street
Where it seemed there was nothing they'd let us eat
So we screamed:

This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it
The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery
So what goes on in your tree
When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea?

It's never too late
To take the chance of a lifetime under the weight
Of life, and chance, and death
And it's never too far out, we don't know how the sun became a star
They say it's always been that way
But I'll be damned if that's the case
We'd love to have you as our guest this afternoon
We'll get the kettle ready, hope you show up soon

We can talk about life, we can talk about death
We can talk about film, we can talk about chess
We can talk about the faceless evil shadow creatures underneath our clothes
We can talk about the government conspiracies
And circumvent the challenges that represent our foes

It's never my fault, take what I say with a big fat grain of salt
(And take.. my fears.. away)
We never will break out, and we'll leave not one thing in our wake
They say it's always been that way

This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it
The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery
So what goes on in your tree
When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea?
This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it
The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery
So what goes on in your tree
When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea?
Your evil shadow has a cup of tea
Your evil shadow has a cup of tea
Your evil shadow has a cup of tea

== Trivia ==
An "Early Mix / Old Mix" of the song is known to exist which is near identical to the released song but has slightly different mixing<ref>https://youtu.be/nnWrT4UankQ?si=uiBq4aKe8RBgt3mp</ref>
[[Category:Songs with backings]]
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

Atomic Copper Claw

2026-07-15T01:40:32Z

Daft Mouth: lyric spacing thingy

{{Infobox_song
|title = Atomic Copper Claw
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 5:44
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/atomic-copper-claw Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/04%20-%20Atomic%20Copper%20Claw.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 165, 186/93
}}

'''Atomic Copper Claw''' is the fourth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!

I saw it gleaming underneath the fabric
I saw you reaching under, tightening a screw
You try to keep it out of sight in the shadows
Sneaking me that evil little glance that you do, oh

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!

Are you the grisly result of some unauthorized genetics lab experiment gone wrong? (Gone wrong.)
Was there an accident, resulting in the radioactive instrument for which I wrote this song?
I know you're planning on assassinating me with just a couple well placed slashes to the head
But nonetheless I figure, why not ask some questions now?
I won't be asking many when I'm dead!

You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that…

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!
Go ahead, take a shred, kill me dead
With that atomic copper claw!, yeah, that's what I said

Okay!

Atomic copper claw
Atomic copper claw
Atomic copper claw
You still deny it's even there
All you return me is a stare
If you're so sure of yourself, why don't you show me your hand?
I know your secret and there's no point lying, don't you understand?
Yes, I am well aware. I know it's there
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!

Hey, hey!
Whee!
Yeah, you're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, that atomic copper claw

==Trivia==
*There was an earlier version of this song released, in which the song fades in. It also seems to be a little louder in the “mellow into explosion” part. The earlier version, can be found [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/Atomic%20Copper%20Claw%20(beta).mp3 here].
*Other than [[Elsewhere]] and [[Sick Puppy]], this song contains the longest instrumental segment of any song released on a [[Lemon Demon]] album.

Atomic Copper Claw

2026-07-15T01:37:57Z

Daft Mouth: fixed download display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Atomic Copper Claw
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 5:44
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/atomic-copper-claw Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/04%20-%20Atomic%20Copper%20Claw.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 165, 186/93
}}

'''Atomic Copper Claw''' is the fourth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!

I saw it gleaming underneath the fabric
I saw you reaching under, tightening a screw
You try to keep it out of sight in the shadows
Sneaking me that evil little glance that you do, oh

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!

Are you the grisly result of some unauthorized genetics lab experiment gone wrong? (Gone wrong.)
Was there an accident, resulting in the radioactive instrument for which I wrote this song?
I know you're planning on assassinating me with just a couple well placed slashes to the head
But nonetheless I figure, why not ask some questions now?
I won't be asking many when I'm dead!

You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that…

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!
Go ahead, take a shred, kill me dead
With that atomic copper claw!, yeah, that's what I said

Okay!

Atomic copper claw
Atomic copper claw
Atomic copper claw
You still deny it's even there
All you return me is a stare
If you're so sure of yourself, why don't you show me your hand?
I know your secret and there's no point lying, don't you understand?
Yes, I am well aware. I know it's there
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!

Hey, hey!
Whee!
Yeah, you're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, that atomic copper claw</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*There was an earlier version of this song released, in which the song fades in. It also seems to be a little louder in the “mellow into explosion” part. The earlier version, can be found [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/Atomic%20Copper%20Claw%20(beta).mp3 here].
*Other than [[Elsewhere]] and [[Sick Puppy]], this song contains the longest instrumental segment of any song released on a [[Lemon Demon]] album.

Musical Chairs

2026-07-15T01:33:55Z

Daft Mouth: additional infobox info for the alternate version, and fixed downloads display thing

{{Infobox_song
|title = Musical Chairs
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/musical-chairs Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/03%20-%20Musical%20Chairs.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Musical%20Chairs%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 104
}}

'''Musical Chairs''' is the third track on the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].

{{Infobox_song

|title = Musical Chairs (Alternate Version)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 2:54
|tempo = 90
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks =[https://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Musical%20Chairs%20(alternate%20version).mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo =
}}
==Lyrics==
You walk around in circles
I walk around in squares
Another round of musical chairs
And maybe no one really cares
About the way we walk
The record stores are out of stock
And all we want is bloody rock and roll
And clearly this is not the way to go

I saw it in the mirror
The ghost of Chairman Mao
He had three money symbols on his brow
And he will show the children how
To wear their cowboy boots
Bowler hats and prison suits
And watch while Neil Armstrong shoots the moon
But he's never gonna get there by balloon
(Ooh.)

I thought you weren't allowed here
I thought they crossed your name
And that would be your only claim to fame
Well, it's a big fat crying shame
The way you lost your touch
The soapbox weighed a bit too much
And all this talking feels like such a waste
And now you've crossed the boundaries of good taste
Your only option now's to be replaced

==Musical Chairs (alternate version)==
'''Musical Chairs (alternate version)''' is the 6th bonus track on the album [[Damn Skippy]] (2nd on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster). This version of the song features different instrumentation and a somewhat different vocal style. It also lacks the last verse that is present in the original.
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

Musical Chairs

2026-07-15T01:19:33Z

Daft Mouth: fixed download display and added punctuation

{{Infobox_song
|title = Musical Chairs
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/musical-chairs Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/03%20-%20Musical%20Chairs.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Musical%20Chairs%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 104
}}

'''Musical Chairs''' is the third track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].

{{Infobox song|title=Musical Chairs (alternate version)|appears on=Damn Skippy|artist=Neil Cicierega|duration=2:54|genre=Alternative|sung by=Neil Cicierega|language=English|image=Damn Skippy.png}}

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>You walk around in circles
I walk around in squares
Another round of musical chairs
And maybe no one really cares
About the way we walk
The record stores are out of stock
And all we want is bloody rock and roll
And clearly this is not the way to go

I saw it in the mirror
The ghost of Chairman Mao
He had three money symbols on his brow
And he will show the children how
To wear their cowboy boots
Bowler hats and prison suits
And watch while Neil Armstrong shoots the moon
But he's never gonna get there by balloon
(Ooh.)

I thought you weren't allowed here
I thought they crossed your name
And that would be your only claim to fame
Well, it's a big fat crying shame
The way you lost your touch
The soapbox weighed a bit too much
And all this talking feels like such a waste
And now you've crossed the boundaries of good taste
Your only option now's to be replaced</nowiki>

==Musical Chairs (alternate version)==
As the 6th bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], an alternate version of Musical Chairs with different instruments and a lack of the last verse were included, this was kept in the 2023 remaster of Damn Skippy as the second bonus track on the album.
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed

2026-07-15T01:11:48Z

Daft Mouth: added live versions

{{Infobox_song
|title = Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:43
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sunbeam-light-show-flower-seed Needlejuice Remaster]

[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/02%20-%20Sunbeam%20Light%20Show%20Flower%20Seed.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Sunbeam%20Light%20Show%20Flower%20Seed%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 130
|year = March 4, 2004
}}

'''Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed''' is the second track on the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].

== Lyrics ==
Diablo raises an eyebrow
Strawberry milkshake in hand
I try my best to distract myself
But he really wants to be in the band
Can he play the drums, or the clarinet?
Electric xylophone? Or better yet
The euphonium or the clockwork flute?
He's just standing there in a business suit

Angels on the left side, demons on the right
Never in the dark, never in the light
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
This is all I have, this is all I need
Original synergized molecules
Revolving electrified power tools
The end of the world on April Fool's Day

What have you done to my necktie?
You've tied it up in a knot
This is the final mistake you'll make
You think you're misunderstood, but you're not
Got a show tonight, but tomorrow you're out
Someone call me up a talent scout
Better yet, just usher that Diablo back
Give him a guitar, paint it with a Union Jack

Lemons on the left side, demons on the right
Never in the dark, never in the light
Center of the sunbeam light show flower seed
This is all I have, this is all I need
Life in the chair at the hair salon
Taking the time to reflect upon
Some things that are too difficult to convey
Ooh, original synergized molecules
Revolving electrified power tools
The end of the world on April Fool's Day

==[[Lemon Demon live|Live Performances]]==

* January 2005 "at a local coffeehouse"<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/01/08/</ref>

*April 2005 on [[Hooray Radio]]<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/04/03/</ref><ref>https://youtu.be/GiJc2Hl6KVk?si=NWZ2yuyp5RGRyuGb</ref>
*November 2005 at Plain Street Studios<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
*July 30th, 2006 at Lemonic Demonade 2006<ref>https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/05%20Sunbeam%20Light%20Show%20Flower%20Seed.flac</ref>

==Trivia==
*A Clockwork flute—much like a clockwork Music Box—refers to a automatic music machine that plays flutes, like the Calliope.
*Euphoniums, although close to Tubas, aren’t the same.
*Aside from the song [[Lemon Demon]], this is the only track to reference Lemon Demon itself by name.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

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What’s in the Toaster?

2026-07-15T00:07:09Z

Daft Mouth: added heading

{{Infobox_song
|title = What’s in the Toaster?
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 0:24
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/01%20-%20What's%20in%20the%20Toaster.mp3 Original Website Download]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/whats-in-the-toaster Needlejuice Bandcamp Link]
}}
'''What's in the Toaster?''' is the first track on the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].

== Lyrics ==
<nowiki>You don't know if it's bread or toast
You can see it, but it's bathed in ambiguous red light
At what point does bread become toast?
Should you hit the lever? It's been a while
No. In the end, you just have to trust the machine</nowiki>

There’s a Robot in My Head

2026-07-15T00:04:00Z

Daft Mouth: added track number

'''There's a Robot in My Head''' is the 8th (and final) bonus track on the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].{{Infobox_song
|title = There's a Robot In My Head
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 1:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20There's%20a%20Robot%20In%20My%20Head.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UXu3NL_pNQ Music Video]
|Tempo=120}}

== Lyrics ==
There’s a robot in my head.
There’s a robot in my head.

It is screwing everything up.
I can’t sit still. Still.
I hear the servos whirring
All night long. All night long.
If you were to open up my skull
You would see it there.
Perched atop my brain,
Moving, stitching, slaving, smiling, waving.

I think he’s kinda cute.
Little metal brain parasite,
I love you.

There’s a robot in my head.

[Ring.]
Hello?
I am the robot.
Hello?
I am the robot.
Hello?
I am the robot.
Goodbye.

[Click.]

== Music Video ==
{{Infobox_video
|title = There's a Robot in My Head
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|cast = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|crew = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|year = ???
|duration = 00:59
}}

<youtube>Tb69tRwE0vc</youtube>

This song has a music video!

Take a Picture

2026-07-15T00:02:34Z

Daft Mouth: added track number, fixed mp3 link display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Take a Picture
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 2:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Take%20a%20Picture.mp3 MP3]
|tempo = 140
}}

'''Take a Picture''' is the 7th bonus track on the album [[Hip To The Javabean]].

==Lyrics ==
<nowiki>When you choose your fate, don’t think too much.
If you just can’t wait, throw out your crutch.
Make a name for yourself, make a self for your name.
Take a picture or two, because you won’t be the same.

When you lose your mind, don’t think at all.
If you do you’ll find you can’t recall.
What you did to yourself, what you did to the world.
Take a picture or two, said your mind as it twirled.

In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head.

There’s a world of dreams, and it’s out of reach.
But above the screams, you hear its speech.
It’s a beautiful night, it’s a beautiful year.
Take a picture or two, it’ll soon disappear.

When the clock strikes one, look out below; (Look out below.)
It has just begun, and you don’t know (You don’t know.)
What we did to ourselves, what we did to the sky.
Take a picture or two, said your mind with a sigh.

In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head, it said, take a picture, it said,
In your head.</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The sound at the very beginning of the song is played backwards several times during the song.

Run, Harry, Run!

2026-07-15T00:00:49Z

Daft Mouth: added track number, fixed mp3 link display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Run, Harry, Run!
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 1:49
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Run,%20Harry,%20Run!.mp3 MP3]
|tempo = 94
}}
'''Run, Harry, Run!''' is the 6th bonus track from the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall;
He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call.
The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can be-a;
He prayed each night to Satan that they’d die from gonorrhea.

But one day he received a note that Hogwarts had burned down:
“Oh no!” he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown.
He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk,
But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, “Harry! You’ve been Punk’d!”

Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore’s old smirk;
He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk.
He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard;
He pinned him down with all his weight, and that’s when it got weird.

Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top;
He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop,
But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head,
And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead.

Run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
You killed your headmaster, now your problem’s just begun!
Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run!
Who can fend off Voldemort now?
No one.</nowiki>

Roman Robot Statues

2026-07-14T23:59:40Z

Daft Mouth: added track number, fixed mp3 link display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Roman Robot Statues
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 3:08
|genre = Rock
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Roman%20Robot%20Statues.mp3 MP3]
|tempo = 100
}}
'''Roman Robot Statues''' is the 5th bonus track on the album [[Hip To The Javabean]] and is an instrumental.

== Trivia==
In the data track of Hip to the Javabean and in the metadata of the official download, the song is misspelled as "Roman Robot '''Satues'''".

Not Applicable

2026-07-14T23:57:56Z

Daft Mouth: emboldening, added track number, fixed mp3 link display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Not Applicable
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 3:32
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Not%20Applicable.mp3 MP3]
|tempo = 170
}}

'''Not Applicable''' is the 4th bonus track on the album [[Hip To The Javabean]] and is an instrumental.

Behold the FUTURE

2026-07-14T23:56:24Z

Daft Mouth: + link

{{Infobox_song
|title = Behold the FUTURE
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:52
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Behold%20the%20FUTURE.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 110
}}

'''Behold the FUTURE''' is [[Hip to the Javabean]]'s third bonus track.

==Lyrics==

<nowiki>Good morning, people of humbler times!
My associates and I, we come to you from the future.
That’s right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tell.
Stories of war, stories of science, oh yes, things that will change your lives forever.
But all we’re prepared to divulge today is this cryptic song:

In the year 2004, we were opening the door
To a pathway full of sunny looking times.
In the year 2005, stopwatch futures took a dive,
Leaving us with nothing more than cents and dimes.

In the years we’ve yet to see,
We do not know, but we agree
That there will be no rest,
We’ll pass our test,
Become obsessed and free.

In the year 2006, we discovered magic tricks,
Which we used for waging war against the odds.
In the year 2007, they invited us to heaven,
And we plundered the Casino of the Gods.

In the years we’ve yet to know,
There is no rain, there’s only snow.
And there will be no sound,
No sky, no ground,
So turn around and go.
(And go.)

In the year 2008, Don LaFontaine sealed our fate,
In the shady corner of Pandora’s Box.
In the year 2009, we turned water into wine,
Then to Diet Dr. Pepper on the rocks.

In the years we’ve yet to see,
We do not know, but we agree
That there will be no rest,
We’ll pass our test,
Become obsessed and free.

In the year 2010, we were out the door again,
But our methods of respect were misconstrued.
In the year 2011, we were summoned back to heaven
For a lecture of unearthly magnitude.

In the year 2012, we were sadly forced to delve
Into a leather-bound compendium or two.
In the year 2013, we destroyed the new machine,
Thus completing what we thought we’d never do.</nowiki>
==Music Video==
<YouTube>https://youtu.be/wDhps6oNLUo?si=H-n5fTB5uDtlgJxU</youtube>

==Trivia==
*A music video for the song was made by Niklas Vågstedt and released on January 4th, 2007 on Newgrounds. It contains two hidden scenes.
*An instrumental version of the song titled [[Yellowfish]] also exists.

Bad Idea

2026-07-14T23:54:07Z

Daft Mouth: added track numbering

'''Bad Idea''' is the 2nd bonus track on the album [[Hip to the Javabean]].{{Infobox_song
|title = Bad Idea
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 4:14
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bad%20Idea.mp3 Download from lemondemon.com]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bad%20Idea%20(original).mp3 Original instrumental]
|tempo = 169
}}

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Every once in a while there is a shooting star
People say they're good luck, but even if they are
There's not a star in motion that could help me now
I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how
A pack of deadly creatures followed me back here
I am desperately hiding as they're drawing near
I wish I knew what to do or where I lost my way
So I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday

I was just a normal chap
But I shoulda brought a map, I shoulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda

I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road
I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode
Bad things, but I shrugged and I still drove
Through to a town where my bad luck overflowed
Everybody in town was nowhere to be seen
So I parked near a house that was marked thirteen
I went up to the door, but there was no one there
And when I turned around, my car was gone, I swear
So I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone
I had an eerie feeling in my very bones
And soon it started to rain, and there was no way out
I couldn't hold my frustration, and began to shout:

"Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no"

I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as hell
So I began to run, but then I slipped and fell
I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery
I shouldn't have to tell you it was freaking scary
I tried to stand back up, but something held me down
A dead, rotting arm was reaching from the ground
I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword
I quickly sliced my captor yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Then I saw the living dead;
It was then I shoulda fled, I shoulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda

But I stood like a pillar in a hallway
I knew I'd be slaying demons that day
I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay
And I charged with the force of a gamma ray
It happened in slow motion, I began the fight
Some sort of power kept me going through the night
With that mysterious sword beheading beasts and ghouls
Just me versus them, without any rules
But many more kept rising up from shallow graves
I did my best to fight them, but they came in waves
And soon it was too much, just demon after demon
So I ran as quickly as I could, screaming

"Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
This was a bad idea"

So here I am, hiding from fate
I can't win, it's just too late
But something must be done
Yes sirree, this war must be won
I know this, I won't die hiding
I know this, I must keep fighting
I don't know who the winner's gonna be
But there's just one way to see

It's time to kick some zombie ass, la la la la la la!
It's time to kick some zombie ass, la la la la la la!</nowiki>

==Music Video==
<youtube>tPFYAd96WqE</YouTube>

==Trivia==
* The music video for this song is by [[Andrew Kepple]], as is the video for [[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]]. It shares some elements with it, for example, it opens with the guy flying through space, the way the Falling to Do video ended. Somehow, the same guy is also the protagonist of this video, and as a nod to the original, when he falls into the cemetary his head rapidly flashes between several frames of frightened expressions.
* The sound effects at the end are from the computer game [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_(franchise) Doom].
* The instrumental originally sounded completely different, but it was scrapped because it was too fast for Neil to sing.

Almond

2026-07-14T23:52:40Z

Daft Mouth: fixed link display to show that it was the mp3

{{Infobox_song
|title = Almond
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 1:44
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Almond.mp3 MP3]
|tempo = 80
}}

Almond is the first bonus track on the album [[Hip To The Javabean]] and is an instrumental.

Almond

2026-07-14T23:51:36Z

Daft Mouth: added track numbering

{{Infobox_song
|title = Almond
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Hip To The Javabean]]
|duration = 1:44
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Almond.mp3]
|tempo = 80
}}

Almond is the first bonus track on the album [[Hip To The Javabean]] and is an instrumental.

Wiry Song

2026-07-13T03:21:28Z

Daft Mouth: + link

{{Infobox_song

|title = Wiry Song
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 05, 2007
|recorded =
|albumart =
|writer =
|singer =
|album =
|duration = 4:10
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
}}

'''Wiry song''' is an [[unreleased]] instrumental.

==Neil's comments==
"This started back in the [[Deporitaz|Trapezoid]] days. I kept updating it and tweaking it on the side for a few years, but never turned it into something complete and I never will."

Wiry Song

2026-07-13T03:20:44Z

Daft Mouth: created page, added infobox, heading, and neils comments

{{Infobox_song

|title = Wiry Song
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 05, 2007
|recorded =
|albumart =
|writer =
|singer =
|album =
|duration = 4:10
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =
}}

'''Wiry song''' is an [[unreleased]] instrumental.

==Neil's comments==
"This started back in the Trapezoid days. I kept updating it and tweaking it on the side for a few years, but never turned it into something complete and I never will."

Vanilla

2026-07-13T03:13:08Z

Daft Mouth: +instrument

{{Infobox_song

|title = Vanilla
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|recorded =
|albumart =
|writer =
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album =
|duration = 0:29
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Vanilla.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Vanilla''' is an [[unreleased]] accordion song dedicated to [http://www.loganwhitehurst.com/ Logan Whitehurst]'s plastic snowman named [http://www.loganwhitehurst.com/vanilla/ Vanilla].

==Lyrics==
I know a certain Logan who knows a certain snowman,
Who in the world of rockin' is second to no man.
His nose is red and shiny; his tophat is fantastic.
He lights up the stage and he's made of magic plastic.
He can't type very well because he wears those spiffy mittens.
He's cuter than a button, or a baby made of kittens,
And when he goes to Tokyo, he's bigger than Godzilla.
His name is Vanilla... and this song is for him.

Vanilla

2026-07-13T03:11:07Z

Daft Mouth: created page, added infobox, heading, and lyrics

{{Infobox_song

|title = Vanilla
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|recorded =
|albumart =
|writer =
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album =
|duration = 0:29
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Vanilla.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Vanilla''' is an [[unreleased]] song dedicated to [http://www.loganwhitehurst.com/ Logan Whitehurst]'s plastic snowman named [http://www.loganwhitehurst.com/vanilla/ Vanilla].

==Lyrics==
I know a certain Logan who knows a certain snowman,
Who in the world of rockin' is second to no man.
His nose is red and shiny; his tophat is fantastic.
He lights up the stage and he's made of magic plastic.
He can't type very well because he wears those spiffy mittens.
He's cuter than a button, or a baby made of kittens,
And when he goes to Tokyo, he's bigger than Godzilla.
His name is Vanilla... and this song is for him.

The World Is a Pumpkin

2026-07-13T02:58:15Z

Daft Mouth: created page, added infobox, heading, lyrics, and trivia

{{Infobox_song

|title = The World Is a Pumpkin
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 6, 2003
|recorded =
|albumart =
|writer =
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album =
|duration = 0:48
|tempo = 126
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20The%20World%20is%20a%20Pumpkin.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''The World Is a Pumpkin''' is an unreleased song that was made for (and entered into) a contest on a forum [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] used to frequent. It didn't win.

==Lyrics==
The world is a pumpkin,
The sky is a hammock,
And the poles are a couple of trees.
It gets so demented,
My mind's been fermented,
And now it's beginning to freeze,

This song was made in such a rush.
This microphone, it really sucks.
So here's an instrumental:

So... do I win?

==Trivia==

*Neil's application into the contest:<ref>https://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/forums/competitions-activities/tune-contest-now!/msg102116/#msg102116</ref>

<blockquote>"THE WORLD IS A PUMPKIN by Lemon Demon.

There ya go, my track's finished. I only have a crappy microphone at the moment, but I still dared to sing on it.</blockquote>

<references />

Steve

2026-07-13T02:31:25Z

Daft Mouth: created page, added infobox, heading, and lyrics

{{Infobox_song

|title = Steve
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|recorded =
|albumart =
|writer =
|singer = Steve G.
Neil Cicierega
|album =
|duration = 0:30
|tempo = 112
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Steve.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Steve''' is an unreleased song based on clips from a video taken from the now defunct "longhaireddude.com" website, with background vocals added by [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]].

==Lyrics==
Hey there
Are you like me?
Single, gay, long hair?
Sense of humor?
Looking for a lover?
Spirit of adventure?
Looking for a lover?

(Looking for a lover)
Hey there
Are you like me?
Single, gay, long hair?
Sense of humor?
Looking for a lover?
Spirit of adventure?
Looking for a lover?

(Steve)
Hey there
Are you like me?
Single, gay, long hair?
Sense of humor?
Looking for a lover?
Spirit of adventure?
Looking for a lover?

Sky Blue Up

2026-07-13T02:19:22Z

Daft Mouth: fixed duration

{{Infobox_song
|title = Sky Blue Up
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer =
|singer =
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:54
|tempo =
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks =
}}

'''Sky Blue Up''' is the 9th bonus track on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster of the album [[Damn Skippy]].

An instrumental song which later became "[[Sky Is Not Blue]]".

== Neil's comments ==
"REALLY funky, but I couldn't come up with lyrics or a solid structure. In the end, the chords and some of the melodies turned into Sky Is Not Blue. For some reason the file for this is the second biggest WRK on my computer, behind the one for "[[No, Regis, No!]]" by [[Deporitaz|Trapezoid]]."