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Stick Stickly

2026-10-14T00:10:06Z

Daft Mouth: moved alternate version mention to own section

'''Stick Stickly''' is the 10th bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the third on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Stick Stickly
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|Tempo = 180
|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Stick%20Stickly.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/stick-stickly Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/08%20Stick%20Stickly.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/17%20Stick%20Stickly.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Stick%20Stickly%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|year=November 6, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/88394.html</ref>}}

== History ==
Stick Stickly was a popular Nickelodeon character from 1995-1998, when he hosted Nick in the Afternoon. Neil actually wrote him a letter several years after the show had stopped airing, and the results are revealed in this song he wrote afterwards

==Lyrics==
I remember
When I was just a boy,
Summer afternoons
Would fill me up with joy
I’d sit right down,
Turn on the TV.
Every day
I’d giggle mischeviously.

I remember
Laughing like a buffoon
When I’d watch him
On Nick in the Afternoon.
He was my favorite thing
About Nick,
Yes that little
Popsicle, Stick Stickly!
(Ooh-ooh-ooh!)

And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!”

It’s been years now,
Since his show has aired.
We sent a letter, it got
Returned, and now we’re scared.
Where’d he go?
What did they do with him
When they decided they were
Through with him?

Did they break him,
Or burn him down for heat?
Were his googley eyes
Thrown out in the street?
Or is he fine?
That’s what I’m praying.
I recall he was always saying,
“Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!”

And he’d say,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!
10108!
10108!”

== Alternate Versions ==

* A [[Stick Stickly (2011 Version)|different version]] of the song was included as the third track on [[Live (Only Not)]].

== Live Performances ==

* As part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]], a [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 recording] of a band practice session (from October 15th, 2010) was released including Stick Stickly. Given the date of this practice, this was almost certainly in preparation for [[Youmacon]] 2010 (October 30th, 2010) although Stick Stickly is not known to have been played live at that show.
* November 19th, 2005 (Plain Street Studios)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
* July 30th, 2006 (Lemonic Demonade 2006, Kingston, MA)
* April 21st, 2007 (Imagination Summit, Westport, CT)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2007/04/28/</ref>
* July 29th, 2007 (Lemonic Demonade 2007, Kingston, MA). The song was played once as a sound check at the beginning of the show and later in full.
* November 2nd, 2007 (Youmacon 2007, Troy, MI). This was at the Friday show on the Youmacon main stage.
* August 3rd, 2008 (Lemonic Demonade 2008, Kingston, MA)

== Trivia==

*“Mischeviously” isn’t a real word, but actually a very common misspelling and mispronunciation of “mischievously”. Although this was unintentional, the mispronunciation is still used in live performances because the correct pronunciation doesn’t fit the rhyming scheme.
*The video for this song depicts Stick Stickly as a stickman, when, in fact, he was a popsicle.
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

Stick Stickly

2026-10-13T18:28:11Z

Daft Mouth: added song history info

'''Stick Stickly''' is the 10th bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the third on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Stick Stickly
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|Tempo = 180
|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Stick%20Stickly.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/stick-stickly Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/08%20Stick%20Stickly.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/17%20Stick%20Stickly.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Stick%20Stickly%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|year=November 6, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/88394.html</ref>}}

== History ==
Stick Stickly was a popular Nickelodeon character from 1995-1998, when he hosted Nick in the Afternoon. Neil actually wrote him a letter several years after the show had stopped airing, and the results are revealed in this song he wrote afterwards

==Lyrics==
I remember
When I was just a boy,
Summer afternoons
Would fill me up with joy
I’d sit right down,
Turn on the TV.
Every day
I’d giggle mischeviously.

I remember
Laughing like a buffoon
When I’d watch him
On Nick in the Afternoon.
He was my favorite thing
About Nick,
Yes that little
Popsicle, Stick Stickly!
(Ooh-ooh-ooh!)

And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!”

It’s been years now,
Since his show has aired.
We sent a letter, it got
Returned, and now we’re scared.
Where’d he go?
What did they do with him
When they decided they were
Through with him?

Did they break him,
Or burn him down for heat?
Were his googley eyes
Thrown out in the street?
Or is he fine?
That’s what I’m praying.
I recall he was always saying,
“Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!”

And he’d say,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!
10108!
10108!”

== Live Performances ==

* As part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]], a [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 recording] of a band practice session (from October 15th, 2010) was released including Stick Stickly. Given the date of this practice, this was almost certainly in preparation for [[Youmacon]] 2010 (October 30th, 2010) although Stick Stickly is not known to have been played live at that show.
* November 19th, 2005 (Plain Street Studios)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
* July 30th, 2006 (Lemonic Demonade 2006, Kingston, MA)
* April 21st, 2007 (Imagination Summit, Westport, CT)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2007/04/28/</ref>
* July 29th, 2007 (Lemonic Demonade 2007, Kingston, MA). The song was played once as a sound check at the beginning of the show and later in full.
* November 2nd, 2007 (Youmacon 2007, Troy, MI). This was at the Friday show on the Youmacon main stage.
* August 3rd, 2008 (Lemonic Demonade 2008, Kingston, MA)

== Trivia==

*“Mischeviously” isn’t a real word, but actually a very common misspelling and mispronunciation of “mischievously”. Although this was unintentional, the mispronunciation is still used in live performances because the correct pronunciation doesn’t fit the rhyming scheme.
*The video for this song depicts Stick Stickly as a stickman, when, in fact, he was a popsicle.
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

White Bread Boyfriend

2026-10-13T18:21:55Z

Daft Mouth: added more trivia

'''White Bread Boyfriend''' is the first bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the second bonus track on its [[Needlejuice]] remaster.

{{Infobox_song
|title = White Bread Boyfriend
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|recorded =
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:45
|tempo = 132
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/white-bread-boyfriend Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|addtlInfo =
}}

==Lyrics==
I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,
But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
I get this feeling, like, prob’ly in my heart,
That most of the time, we should never be apart.

You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.
I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…
And all that rubbish girls like to be told.
You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.

I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.
I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,
And we can go, where to? I don’t know,
But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.
We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonald’s,
Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.

I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.

I’ll serenade you, like all the others,
With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
Is it the love, or the lack thereof
That tells us we might as well become lovers?

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your bargain beau.
You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands
So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre!)''

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

== Live Performances ==
* [https://youtu.be/PKrokSqflzk?si=LRbMF-_6aIa9aXuW&t=627 Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
* [https://youtu.be/GrkEvXRYbZY?si=QsiOEI7RNoisFHXX&t=2883 Lemonic Demonade 2006 (30th July, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
* [https://youtu.be/U5v2PS1FB2U?si=LYpk9z2EEp5-QpE7 Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)]
* [https://youtu.be/Yn3cmROTiPk?si=JYYYy06VlsUKW3KJ&t=2138 Imagination Summit (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/03%20White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
* Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)
* Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)
* Youmacon 2009 (October 31st, 2009, Dearborn, MI)
* Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI)

==Trivia==
*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.
*The 2022 Needlejuice remastered version noticeably misses parts of the original (e.g. the synth melody at the very beginning) this is because the only lossless version of the original that Neil could find for the remaster was an early mix.
*The Lemonic Demonade 2007 performance was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/109 The FuMP Volume 36], released January 24th, 2013.
*The Needlejuice remastered version of the song was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/255 The FuMP Volume 91], released April 14th, 2022.
[[Category: Songs with backings]]

White Bread Boyfriend

2026-10-13T18:16:29Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia and links for fump inclusions

'''White Bread Boyfriend''' is the first bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the second bonus track on its [[Needlejuice]] remaster.

{{Infobox_song
|title = White Bread Boyfriend
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year =
|recorded =
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:45
|tempo = 132
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/white-bread-boyfriend Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|addtlInfo =
}}

==Lyrics==
I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,
But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
I get this feeling, like, prob’ly in my heart,
That most of the time, we should never be apart.

You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.
I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…
And all that rubbish girls like to be told.
You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.

I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.
I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,
And we can go, where to? I don’t know,
But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.
We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonald’s,
Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.

I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.

I’ll serenade you, like all the others,
With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
Is it the love, or the lack thereof
That tells us we might as well become lovers?

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your bargain beau.
You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands
So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre!)''

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

== Live Performances ==
* [https://youtu.be/PKrokSqflzk?si=LRbMF-_6aIa9aXuW&t=627 Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
* [https://youtu.be/GrkEvXRYbZY?si=QsiOEI7RNoisFHXX&t=2883 Lemonic Demonade 2006 (30th July, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
* [https://youtu.be/U5v2PS1FB2U?si=LYpk9z2EEp5-QpE7 Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)]
* [https://youtu.be/Yn3cmROTiPk?si=JYYYy06VlsUKW3KJ&t=2138 Imagination Summit (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/03%20White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
* Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)
* Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)
* Youmacon 2009 (October 31st, 2009, Dearborn, MI)
* Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI)

==Trivia==
*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.
*The Lemonic Demonade 2007 performance was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/109 The FuMP Volume 36], released January 24th, 2013.
*The Needlejuice remastered version of the song was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/255 The FuMP Volume 91], released April 14th, 2022.
[[Category: Songs with backings]]

Space Mission Alpha

2026-09-27T07:42:28Z

Daft Mouth: reformatted heading, added tempos

'''Space Mission Alpha''' is the 8th bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the 10th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] Remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Space Mission Alpha
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 1:01
|tempo = 108, 155, 115
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Space%20Mission%20Alpha.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/space-mission-alpha Needlejuice Remaster]
}}

The song was written as a theme song for a cartoon by [https://filmcow.com/ FilmCow.com] (famous for Charlie the Unicorn and Llamas with Hats), which was intended to be a pilot for an [[wikipedia:Adult_Swim|Adult Swim]] series but it has not yet been made.
== Lyrics==
Outer space is on my mind.
I would leave the Earth behind
To see the other galaxies,
To float to any world I please,
To know the secret, escape the curse,
To be one with the universe,
And…

Rocket ships! (Rocket ships!)
Astronauts! (Astronauts!)
Aliens! (Aliens!)
Laser beam blaster shots!

Planets exploding
And spaceships exploding.
Voluptuous alien vixens exploding.

And life would be fantastic in the place
That we call outer space!

Bill Watterson (Dinosaurchestra)

2026-09-27T07:39:21Z

Daft Mouth: added trivia

'''''Bill Watterson''''' is the 7th bonus track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]'', the 13th bonus track on its remaster (as "Bill Watterson (Demo)"), and the 5th on the companion EP ''[[Acrobat Unstable Record]]'' (ditto).
{{Infobox_song
|title = Bill Watterson
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:00
|genre =
|language = English
|tempo = 145
|year=October 27, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/85839.html</ref>
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Bill%20Watterson.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/bill-watterson-demo Needlejuice Remaster]}}
The track was later [[Bill Watterson|remade]] as the second-to-last track on ''[[View-Monster]]'' (not counting transition tracks). The version on [[Dinosaurchestra]] is missing a second verse and bridge.

== Lyrics==
Where’d you go when you were done?
I’d like to know what you’ve become.
Your biggest fan, awake at dawn,
I cry, I stand on your front lawn.

It’s plain to see you’re scared of me,
But that’s not how it’s supposed to be,
when you’re the reason I’m in town,
and every piece of mind you put down…

Don’t you know I think you’re the cat’s meow?
Where’s the tiger now? Where’s the tiger now?

Bill Watterson, can’t you hear me?
Bill Watterson, please don’t fear me.
Don’t treat me like I have rabies,
I only wanna have your babies.

== Trivia ==
* This song was used in the background of Julie Becker's video "[https://youtu.be/tpmdnXZ5r3s?si=KYhoE5e9eWL8x3Ih Lemonic Possession]".
* This version of Bill Watterson was [https://www.lemondemon.com/Joanna%20Wang%20-%20Bill%20Watterson.mp3 covered] by (now) award-winning Taiwanese-American artist [[wikipedia:Joanna_Wang|Joanna Wang]] in 2007.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/160873.html</ref> She cites Neil as a big source of inspiration in her music.<ref>https://youtu.be/4cPhJalpLsQ?si=DiAT304FE3FY-XPr&t=97</ref>
<references />

Bill Watterson (Dinosaurchestra)

2026-09-27T07:25:13Z

Daft Mouth: added tempo

Samuel and Rosella

2026-09-27T07:20:39Z

Daft Mouth: added alternate version, live performances, download

{{Infobox_song
|title = Samuel and Rosella
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 4:49
|genre = Alternative
|language = English
|tempo = 159
|year=April 13, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/63261.html</ref>|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Samuel%20and%20Rosella.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/samuel-and-rosella Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/16%20Samuel%20And%20Rosella.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Samuel%20and%20Rosella%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]}}

'''''Samuel and Rosella''''' is the 6th bonus track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]'', and the 8th bonus track on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.

=Lyrics=
Samuel and Rosella, both were eighty-two years old
Sharing an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled
And all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging
From dialect to fashion, the state of affairs, absolutely clashing with the world that was theirs
"I don't understand these kids today," said Rose
"Yeah," responded Sam, "take a look at this boy's clothes."
The young man exiting Hot Topic made them feel so misanthropic
Samuel and Rosella didn't like the way he dressed
They closed their umbrella, and they rammed it through his chest

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation
With such determination
Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing
How wrong this world is going
A fact they don't mind showing
In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
And off they hobble, drunk on [[wikipedia:Geritol|Geritol]]

Now after being in love for sixty years
They were both agreeing that the end was drawing near
So, why not cause a little trouble?
Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
Rose was always saying "That kid's gotta go."
Samuel was obeying, never saying no
Sam was a disaster, when she smiled his heart still flipped
Who'd imagine after sixty years he'd still be whipped?
But nonetheless she loved him dearly
They'd hold hands while cavalierly
Burning baggy jeans in the middle of a shop
Or killing silly teens for listening to the hippity-hop

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation
And the music video station
Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing
How wrong this world is going
A fact they don't mind showing
In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

"These kids today, with their sleepy expressions
And their [[wikipedia:Satanic_panic|Satanic tattoos]]
And their running around in the arcade parlors
And their [[wikipedia:Bling-bling|shiny gold "blam blam"]] or whatever they call it
And their dangerous skateboards
And their [[wikipedia:Chef_Boyardee|Chef Boyardees]]
And their dang-fangled computer machines teaching them how to make bombs
And their [[wikipedia:IPod|iFrogs]] or whatever they call it
And their automobiles with the wheels that look like they're still spinning when they stop
And their trenchcoats
And their colorful tee-shirts with the Marxist propaganda on them
And their thong sandals
And their [[wikipedia:Britney_Spears|Britney Spears's]] [[wikipedia:Kevin_Federline|husbands]]
And their powdered wigs
And their peg legs with the decals on 'em
And their low-carb diets
And their [[wikipedia:Rock_the_Vote|Rockin' the Vote]]
And their collectible bottle caps
And their tiny little cameras inside the tiny little portable telephones
And their "[[wikt:fo_shizzle|For Shizzle]] [[wikt:-izzle|McFizzley]] Ding Dong Dizzle" [[wikipedia:Snoop_Dogg|Snoopy Dog]] language
And their general disrespect towards their elders
Well they can burn in hell, I say, every last one of them!"

Samuel and Rosella, they hate your generation
With such determination
Samuel and Rosella, they are disgusted knowing
How wrong this world is going
A fact they don't mind showing
In fact right now they're blowing up the local mall
And off they hobble, drunk on Geritol (Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol)
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol

== Alternate Versions ==

* <code>[https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Samuel%20and%20Rosella%20(demo).mp3 Lemon Demon - Samuel and Rosella (demo).mp3]</code>is a demo version of the song released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities drop]], its file was last modified March 5th, 2005.

== Live Performances ==

* The song was supposedly played live on Hooray Radio in 2005.
* Plain Street Studios (November 19th, 2005, Rockland, MA)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
* [https://youtu.be/Xx_0ZaVz_ok?si=1OcUwQ8zop-9BEM0&t=2997 Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]

==Trivia==
*This song features bass playing by [[Alora Lanzillotta]].
[[Category: Songs with backings]]

<references />

It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion

2026-09-27T07:05:53Z

Daft Mouth: added live performance, trivia

'''It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion''' is the 5th bonus track on both [[Dinosaurchestra]], and its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.

{{Infobox_song
|title = It Can Get Lonely in My Mansion
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:30
|language = English
|genre = Pop
|tempo = 104
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/It%20Can%20Get%20Lonely%20In%20My%20Mansion.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/it-can-get-lonely-in-my-mansion Needlejuice Remaster]
}}
==Lyrics==
Do-de-do-de-do-deh-deh, do-de-do-de-do-deh!
Do-de-do-de-do-deh-deh, do-de-do-de-do-deh!
'''Shut Up.'''
Fine.

This is my home
Probably cost more than all of Ancient Rome
(still I'm alone)
No one to float
With me in my pool or my lake, or my moat

Some abodes, they make people cool
Make them buzz, some Xanadu
Mine Xanadoesn't intrigue the town
No one will ride on my merry-go-round
(no one)

[Chorus]
They run away
It never ends
And all I have
Are gargoyle friends

So beautifully carved
Out of volcanic stone
(still I'm alone)
All they can do
Is fountain the wine from the winemaking room

I presume that everyone's mad
Just tonight, the gala I had
Was a delight, but nobody came
It must be their fault, who else can I blame?
(no one)

[Chorus]

The things I build
Do not impress
The outside world
It hurts me, yes

It can get lonely
(lonely in my mansion)
Yes, it can get lonely in my mansion
They run away
It never ends

It can get lonely
(lonely in my mansion)
Yes, it can get lonely in my mansion
When all I have
Are gargoyle friends

== Live Performances ==

* Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)

==Trivia==

* An accordion rendition of the song can be heard in the background of the video "[https://youtu.be/26l3jRzSwQ4?si=axpGUlU_bkp_4_2C&t=72 Hi Max]" by Vicious516 (Ryan Murphy)
* The ''Xanadu''/''Xanadoesn’t'' pun is a reference to the Mongol Empire-era [[wikipedia:Shangdu|city of the same name]], best known for its reputed splendour as described in Samuel Taylor Coleridge’s famous poem.

Chip’s Challenge Chip01 Midi Remix

2026-09-26T18:50:43Z

Daft Mouth: fixed tempo display

{{Infobox_song
|title = Chip’s Challenge Chip01 Midi Remix
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 0:36
|genre = Chiptune
|tempo = 110
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Chip's%20Challenge%20chip01%20midi%20remix.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/chips-challenge-chip01-midi-remix Needlejuice Remaster]
}}

'''Chip’s Challenge Chip01 Midi Remix''' is the 4th bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the 12th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster. It is a remix of the song Chip01 from the 1989 PC game [[wikipedia:Chip's_Challenge|Chip's Challenge.]]

Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)

2026-09-26T18:48:45Z

Daft Mouth: fixed tempo display

'''Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)''' is the third bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the first on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:37
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|tempo = 95
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Birthday%20(Alligators%20and%20Pretzel%20Makers).mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/birthday-alligators-and-pretzel-makers Needlejuice Remaster]
}}
== Lyrics ==
Alligators, nature’s surfboards in the swamp
With a playful little chomp
Let you know that you’re a friend
And they love you, they’ll let you surf all afternoon
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens
Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
He’s been sitting there all day
This is where the fun begins

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

White Bread Boyfriend

2026-09-26T18:46:13Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances section

Deep in the Ocean

2026-09-26T18:17:05Z

Daft Mouth: added other bpms to tempo

'''Deep in the Ocean''' is the 17th track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Deep in the Ocean
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 05:16
|tempo = 105, 100, 110, 120
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/deep-in-the-ocean Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/deep-in-the-ocean Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/yAoHoplsxFo YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/1y8VG4vlG9zuWSBHwBPPHA?si=cb3064529ff14406 Spotify]
}}
==History==
An [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Deep%20in%20the%20Ocean%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 early version of this song] was leaked prior to release of the album during [[Dinosaurchestra#Dinogate|Dinogate]].
==Description==
This song is about humanity colonizing the ocean, only for the fish to colonize the land in retaliation, leaving humanity trapped underwater.<ref name=":0">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>

==Lyrics==
Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean,
Is a waterproof wristwatch that was dropped
From a boat on a cruise
By a man full of booze.
But even without a wrist it never stopped.

Through an accidental accident at the factory,
It was made so that it never need be wound.
For the watch ran on love,
Which it had plenty of.
For deep in the ocean there’s plenty of love to be found.

Below the boats and sky,
There’s no such thing as time.
There is no need for trying to
Put it together.
Put it together.

I believe we’ll someday lose our feet,
Pick up some gills, and travel

Deep, deep, deep, deep in the ocean,
And enjoy a life that never should get old.
But it can and it will,
For we’ll be human still,
And wherever ocean real estate is sold…

We’ll be buying and selling
And always propelling it forwards.
And the leader of fish will take a stand.
And we shall see it swim,
With a wristwatch on its fin.
And the race of fish will be taking over our land.

The fish will take our seats,
The schools, the farms, the streets,
And we’ll be stuck down deep and
Maybe we’ll never
Put it together...

Deep in the ocean.
Deep in the ocean
And motionless.
Deep in the ocean.
Deep in the ocean
There’ll be no sun anymore.

Below the boats and sky,
There’s no such thing as time.
There is no need for trying to
Put it together.
We’ll be forever...

Deep in the ocean.
Deep in the ocean
And motionless.

Deep in the ocean.
Deep in the ocean
And motionless.

Deep in the ocean.
Deep in the ocean
And motionless.

Deep in the ocean.
Deep in the ocean
And motionless.

So much for our fish friends!
Loose ends
Can’t be tied. (Tied.)
Old selves have have died.
Goggle eyed
And chased by whales.
Swimmin’. Zoomin’.
Mermaid tails,
Almost human.
Skin turned to scales.
I conclude:
We’ve become sea food.
We’ve become sea food.
We’ve become sea food.
We’ve become sea food.
==Trivia==
*The bubbling sound effects in the song were achieved by [[Neil]] recording himself blowing through a straw into a pot full of water.<ref name=":0" />
*The chord loop in the second chorus of this song played backwards is the same chord loop used in [[Dinosaurchestra Part One]] and [[Dinosaurchestra Part Three]].<ref name=":0" />

This Hyper World

2026-09-26T18:15:30Z

Daft Mouth: added mp3 download

'''This Hyper World''' is the 16th track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = This Hyper World
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 03:55
|tempo = 172
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/This%20Hyper%20World.mp3 MP3] [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/this-hyper-world Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/this-hyper-world Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/aqkvWE42KMY YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/22FaX86jhohU0ON001bDo5?si=b902893953d540c5 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20This%20Hyper%20World%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 Early Version] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/This%20Hyper%20World%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/this-hyper-world-instrumental Remastered Instrumental]
}}

==Description==
This song is about "getting off your butt and hopping around and enjoying life.", according to [[Neil]] in the album's text commentary.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa2ux9FepQ</ref> It has been played live multiple times.

==Lyrics==
Oh, for the first time in your life,
You’re asking me for my advice.
But don’t you dare think you’re off the hook
Without me taking an honest look.

You got nothing up your sleeve,
You got plenty on your mind,
And your mouth is getting dry,
Because you’re yawning all the time,
And the days are getting longer,
But your patience ticks away,
And the wind could knock you over.
If the walls weren’t in the way.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?

Oh, you’ve got to close your eyes.
Strike that, you’ve got to open them.
Oh, your thoughts are flexible,
But somehow you have broken them.

You’re knocking at the door
Like you’d rather not find out
What is on the other side,
Because it proves beyond a doubt
That you never had a clue
What you wanted all along.
You attempt to hold your ground,
Like being weak is being strong.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?
Oh, I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.

Oh, run the rooftop marathon
Until your sense of up and down is gone.
Discover ten brand new ways
To make tomorrow’s weather like today’s.

You’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck inside a loop
And you’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck inside a loop
And you’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck inside a loop
And you’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck, so take a hammer to it.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?
Oh, I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.

I only understand myself.
Just me and nobody else.
I only understand myself.
Just me and nobody else.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?
What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?

Oh, I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.
I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.

== Music Video ==
{{Infobox_video
|title = Pig Newton (Lemon Demon's This Hyper World)
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Ryan Murphy]]
|cast = Pig Newton
|crew = [[Ryan Murphy]]
|year = March 17, 2007
|screenshot =
|duration = 2:49
}}

In 2007, [[Ryan Murphy]] made a stop motion animation to the song featuring a pig tazer called Pig Newton.

<youtube>UjMi6xAW5TU</youtube>
==Live Performances==
* [https://youtu.be/ls-ugdDGNMc?si=BDGxAj0hfN8rewnQ Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
== Trivia ==
*This song's instrumental was added as the 24th bonus track on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster of Dinosaurchestra.
*The verse about being "stuck inside a loop" could be a reference to the track [[Stuck]] from earlier in the album.
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
<references />

This Hyper World

2026-09-26T18:12:14Z

Daft Mouth: added category, downloads, trivia

'''This Hyper World''' is the 16th track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = This Hyper World
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 03:55
|tempo = 172
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/this-hyper-world Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/this-hyper-world Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/aqkvWE42KMY YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/22FaX86jhohU0ON001bDo5?si=b902893953d540c5 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20This%20Hyper%20World%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 Early Version] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/This%20Hyper%20World%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/this-hyper-world-instrumental Remastered Instrumental]
}}

==Description==
This song is about "getting off your butt and hopping around and enjoying life.", according to [[Neil]] in the album's text commentary.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa2ux9FepQ</ref> It has been played live multiple times.

==Lyrics==
Oh, for the first time in your life,
You’re asking me for my advice.
But don’t you dare think you’re off the hook
Without me taking an honest look.

You got nothing up your sleeve,
You got plenty on your mind,
And your mouth is getting dry,
Because you’re yawning all the time,
And the days are getting longer,
But your patience ticks away,
And the wind could knock you over.
If the walls weren’t in the way.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?

Oh, you’ve got to close your eyes.
Strike that, you’ve got to open them.
Oh, your thoughts are flexible,
But somehow you have broken them.

You’re knocking at the door
Like you’d rather not find out
What is on the other side,
Because it proves beyond a doubt
That you never had a clue
What you wanted all along.
You attempt to hold your ground,
Like being weak is being strong.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?
Oh, I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.

Oh, run the rooftop marathon
Until your sense of up and down is gone.
Discover ten brand new ways
To make tomorrow’s weather like today’s.

You’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck inside a loop
And you’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck inside a loop
And you’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck inside a loop
And you’re stuck inside a pattern.
You’re stuck, so take a hammer to it.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?
Oh, I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.

I only understand myself.
Just me and nobody else.
I only understand myself.
Just me and nobody else.

What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?
What can you do? What can you do about it?
What can you do? What can you do?

Oh, I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.
I don’t know. Run outside and twirl.
Scream hello at this hyper world.

== Music Video ==
{{Infobox_video
|title = Pig Newton (Lemon Demon's This Hyper World)
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Ryan Murphy]]
|cast = Pig Newton
|crew = [[Ryan Murphy]]
|year = March 17, 2007
|screenshot =
|duration = 2:49
}}

In 2007, [[Ryan Murphy]] made a stop motion animation to the song featuring a pig tazer called Pig Newton.

<youtube>UjMi6xAW5TU</youtube>
==Live Performances==
* [https://youtu.be/ls-ugdDGNMc?si=BDGxAj0hfN8rewnQ Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
== Trivia ==
*This song's instrumental was added as the 24th bonus track on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster of Dinosaurchestra.
*The verse about being "stuck inside a loop" could be a reference to the track [[Stuck]] from earlier in the album.
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
<references />

Dizziful Bliss

2026-09-24T13:44:46Z

Daft Mouth: fixed lyric mistake

[[Dizziful Bliss]] is the 16th track on [[Damn Skippy]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Dizziful Bliss
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:43
|genre = Rock
|tempo = 140
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dizziful-bliss Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/16%20-%20Dizziful%20Bliss.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/16%20-%20Dizziful%20Bliss.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Dizziful%20Bliss%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dizziful-bliss-instrumental Instrumental Remaster]
}}

==Lyrics==
If you are not busy right now
close your eyes and spin in your chair
Everything is moving when you stop and look out
It won't stay still no matter where you stare

This is hardly my cup of tea
It could be a problem if I tried to stand up
I'm so sorry that I made you join in
Still I promise that I won't throw up, no

We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round

This is kind of addicting now
all the fun ways that we can roam
Oops I almost just fell down the stairs
which is kind of hard to do in a one story home, now

Imagine if everybody in the whole wide world felt just like this
Why, I could envision a universe joined hand in hand in dizziful bliss, now

(instrumental)

I've heard that falling in love
feels a bit like this, well maybe not quite
but maybe it makes you feel nauseous at first
and once you get the hang of it it feels alright, alright

We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round
We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round

== Trivia ==

* This song has an instrumental version which was later remastered and added as the 23rd bonus track on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] reissue of [[Damn Skippy]].

[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]

Stick Stickly

2026-09-24T13:17:08Z

Daft Mouth: fixed lyric mistake

'''Stick Stickly''' is the 10th bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the third on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster. It is about the Nickelodeon character of the same name.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Stick Stickly
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|Tempo = 180
|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/Stick%20Stickly.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/stick-stickly Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/08%20Stick%20Stickly.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/17%20Stick%20Stickly.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Stick%20Stickly%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|year=November 6, 2005<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/88394.html</ref>}}
A [[Stick Stickly (2011 Version)|remaster]] of the song was released on [[Live (Only Not)]].

==Lyrics==
I remember
When I was just a boy,
Summer afternoons
Would fill me up with joy
I’d sit right down,
Turn on the TV.
Every day
I’d giggle mischeviously.

I remember
Laughing like a buffoon
When I’d watch him
On Nick in the Afternoon.
He was my favorite thing
About Nick,
Yes that little
Popsicle, Stick Stickly!
(Ooh-ooh-ooh!)

And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!”

It’s been years now,
Since his show has aired.
We sent a letter, it got
Returned, and now we’re scared.
Where’d he go?
What did they do with him
When they decided they were
Through with him?

Did they break him,
Or burn him down for heat?
Were his googley eyes
Thrown out in the street?
Or is he fine?
That’s what I’m praying.
I recall he was always saying,
“Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!”

And he’d say,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!
10108!
10108!”

== Live Performances ==

* As part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]], a [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 recording] of a band practice session (from October 15th, 2010) was released including Stick Stickly. Given the date of this practice, this was almost certainly in preparation for [[Youmacon]] 2010 (October 30th, 2010) although Stick Stickly is not known to have been played live at that show.
* November 19th, 2005 (Plain Street Studios)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
* July 30th, 2006 (Lemonic Demonade 2006, Kingston, MA)
* April 21st, 2007 (Imagination Summit, Westport, CT)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2007/04/28/</ref>
* July 29th, 2007 (Lemonic Demonade 2007, Kingston, MA). The song was played once as a sound check at the beginning of the show and later in full.
* November 2nd, 2007 (Youmacon 2007, Troy, MI). This was at the Friday show on the Youmacon main stage.
* August 3rd, 2008 (Lemonic Demonade 2008, Kingston, MA)

== Trivia==

*“Mischeviously” isn’t a real word, but actually a very common misspelling and mispronunciation of “mischievously”. Although this was unintentional, the mispronunciation is still used in live performances because the correct pronunciation doesn’t fit the rhyming scheme.
*The video for this song depicts Stick Stickly as a stickman, when, in fact, he was a popsicle.
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
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Nothing Worth Loving Isn’t Askew

2026-09-23T04:02:20Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances

'''Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew''' is the 15th track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 03:50
|tempo = 110
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/nothing-worth-loving-isnt-askew Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/nothing-worth-loving-isnt-askew Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/FEfJiD0uEdQ YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/1qzmGEwUrIp8hed6NKAoBk?si=8cb7e612263b4bd8 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Nothing%20Worth%20Loving%20Isn't%20Askew%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
}}
==Description ==
[[Neil]] spoke of the song's meaning in the album's [[Dinosaurchestra: Commentary|text commentary]]:<blockquote>"This song's about asymmetry, an underappreciated characteristic if there ever was one. The narrator is singing to someone who is focused on being symmetrical and perfect."<ref name=":0">https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref></blockquote>

==Lyrics==
You are red and blue and green,
Living like a living computer glitch.
You could change to anything.
All you gotta do is just hit the switch.

You are muscle, flesh, and bone,
Living in the land of automobiles.
If you ever lose your shoes,
All you gotta do is just click your heels.

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.

Do you know that when you blink,
Each eye winks slightly out of sync?

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
Everybody’s built like a quilt.

Have you heard the awful truth?
Cursed asymmetricals go to hell.
If you trip and lose a tooth,
You gotta knock the other side out as well.

Gouge both eyes out and you’ll see
Empty sockets everywhere: self abyss.
Fill them up with mercury
So that I can see myself when we kiss.

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
Even the planet spins with a tilt.
Everybody’s built like a quilt.

Trees in the forest fall to the side.
Everybody’s got something to hide,
Except for me and my suitcase
Full of imperfections.
If the court has no objections…

Symmetry’s overrated, methinks.
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
I am lopsided, and so are you.
Nothing worth loving isn’t askew.

== Live Performances ==

* [https://youtu.be/GrkEvXRYbZY?si=IvBiFGph5BiVRypJ&t=3098 Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
* Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/16%20Nothing%20Worth%20Loving%20Isn't%20Askew.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
* Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)

==Trivia==
*This is one of two songs on [[Dinosaurchestra]] to use real bass, the other being [[Your Imaginary Friend]].<ref name=":0" />
* The "Everybody's got something to hide, except for me and my suitcase full of imperfections" lyric is a reference to the Beatles song, [[wikipedia:Everybody's_Got_Something_to_Hide_Except_Me_and_My_Monkey|Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey]].<ref name=":0" />
*The "All you gotta do is just click your heels" lyric is a reference to [[wikipedia:The_Wizard_of_Oz_(1939_film)|The Wizard of Oz]].<ref name=":0" />
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
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Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies

2026-09-23T03:54:37Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances, tempo

'''Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies''' is the 14th track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 02:43
|tempo = 75, 180, 80, 70
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/indie-cindy-the-lo-fi-lullabies Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/indie-cindy-and-the-lo-fi-lullabies Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/GxYpJgaX6f8 YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/1FgLUsd5WN5pzYHo564bO5?si=ecdd9c495c454783 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Indie%20Cindy%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
}}
==History==
An [[Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies (Demo)|early demo version of this song]] leaked prior to the release of the album during [[Dinosaurchestra#Dinogate |Dinogate]].

==Description==
The lyrics of this song were the inspiration behind the name and cover art of [[Acrobat Unstable Record]], a 7" vinyl record containing numerous [[Dinosaurchestra]] bonus tracks not available on the main album's vinyl (including the [[Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies (Demo)|demo version of this song]]), first released by [[Needlejuice Records]] in 2022. According to [[Neil]] in the album's text commentary, the song's lyrics are about "a self-made musician with rather inconsistent confidence."<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>

==Lyrics==
Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
Released her first LP,
Entitled “Moe Is We”
To the private public just the other day,
Through Cindy’s very own label,
Acrobat Unstable Records.

But the only chart
That it even scratched
Was in Cindy’s heart,
Which would fall apart
‘Cause it was barely attached
To anything other than
Broken synthesizer keys,
Cassette tapes and burned CDs.

Indie Cindy & the Lo-Fi Lullabies
Ain’t getting very big.
In fact, her only gig
Was pathetic even though she dreamed it up.
In fact, it was a nightmare.
The sound just wasn’t right there.

And when she woke up.
And when she woke up,
That was when.

Indie Cindy broke up.
Indie Cindy broke up.
She broke up.
Not for artistic differences.
She just tore her studio down.
Threw her equipment around
In cyclonic displacement,
‘Til it looked like her basement again.

== Live Performances ==

* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/03%20Indie%20Cindy%20&%20The%20Lo-Fi%20Lullabies.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/14%20Indie%20Cindy%20&%20The%20Lo-Fi%20Lullabies.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
* Imagination Summit 2 (September 21st, 2007)
* Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)
* Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)

==Trivia==

*In 2018, a lyric in this song inspired the name of a real record label, [https://acrobatunstable.bandcamp.com/ Acrobat Unstable Records]. With the [[Needlejuice Records]] reissue of [[Dinosaurchestra]] in 2022, they were given limited quantities of both the vinyl release of the album and [[Acrobat Unstable Record]].<ref>https://twitter.com/needlejuicerec/status/1471911513376108549?lang=en</ref>
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
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Bystanding

2026-09-23T03:44:58Z

Daft Mouth: added to trivia

'''Bystanding''' is the 13th track on [[Dinosaurchestra]]. On streaming services, this song is combined with [[Eyewishes]] into one track, ''[https://open.spotify.com/track/09K7eiTHWsAEGAKGRKnRX6?si=bfafd25a315b446b Eyewishes / Bystanding]''.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Bystanding
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 0:44
|tempo = 109
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/bystanding Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/bystanding Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/fBFIodjreyk YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/09K7eiTHWsAEGAKGRKnRX6?si=4f096a9d9b0c4274 Spotify]
}}
==History==

This song lyrically continues directly from the end of the previous track, [[Eyewishes]]. According to [[Neil]] in the album's text commentary, this track is based around a slowed down version of the riff that track ended with.<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>

==Lyrics==
Bystanders
Bystanding.
Bicycling by.

Triumphant.
Trifecta.
Try not to cry.

Quadruple.
Odd-pupiled.
God of the week.

Quintessential.
Grin penciled in
Cheek to cheek.
==Trivia==
*This is the shortest main album track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], except for on streaming services, where the shortest track is [[Dinosaurchestra Part Two]].
*Bystanding isn't a word.
*The song (like Eyewishes) is in 5/4 time.

Your Imaginary Friend

2026-09-23T03:40:26Z

Daft Mouth: added to trivia

'''Your Imaginary Friend''' is the tenth track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Your Imaginary Friend
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 03:42
|tempo = 79
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/your-imaginary-friend Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/your-imaginary-friend Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/guWCT8ovtUE YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/6FwWCsW9Yv4UcYl32ybVTk?si=451eb4a8639d4550 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Your%20Imaginary%20Friend%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
}}
==History==
An [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Your%20Imaginary%20Friend%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 early version of this song] was leaked prior to the release of the album during [[Dinosaurchestra#Dinogate|Dinogate]].

==Description==
The instrumental heavily uses a squeaky birdcall sample, which [[Neil]] modified to match the song's rhythm.<ref name=":0" /> According to the album's text commentary, "The lyrics do not have any particular meaning, they're just an assortment of words which I hope compliment the melody and mood in an interesting way."<ref name=":0">https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref> Despite this, a clear story can be discerned from the song's lyrics about a person's childhood imaginary friends coming back to haunt them.
==Lyrics==
Simple and small.
Almost alone.
Curled up in a ball
With a tin can phone
Tied to a twist
Leading outside,
And into the mist
Where the shadows hide.

Maybe when you’re gone, (Maybe when you’re gone.)
We’ll gladly take your place.
You’re so nicely drawn. (You’re so nicely drawn.)
We like your face, and -

We want to be your imaginary friend.
Want to be your imaginary friend.

When you were young,
You knew us well.
The cat had your tongue,
So you could not yell.
When you were cross,
All you could do
Was call it a loss,
Though this was not true.

We’ve since disappeared.
That is, until tonight,
When you turn out the light,
And everything stands still.

The wind’s direction shifts
And makes the curtains lift…
And you see us on the sill.

Every word that you’ve learned,
Every wish that you’ve burned,
Every single strand of hair in your head,
Every book that you’ve read:
We love you this much.

We want to be your imaginary friend.
Want to be your imaginary…

Friend.

== Live Performances ==

* Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)
* [https://youtu.be/B4LCxH2qxHM?si=SXLX5HHpLA4_j63w&t=991 Imagination Summit (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/05%20Your%20Imaginary%20Friend.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
* Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)
* Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)

==Trivia==
*This one of two songs on the album to feature real bass, the other being [[Nothing Worth Loving Isn’t Askew|Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew]]. The bass [[Neil]] used belonged to [[Alora Lanzillotta]].<ref name=":0" />
*There was a filter on the Lemon Demon forum that changed the abbreviation of the song's title from "YIF" to "yiff".
*The song was featured in the video "[https://youtu.be/Att8VLe_jeY?si=49siAL5Q3ubYnJ92 Do You Remember When?]" by Ryan Murphy (Vicious516) though the song is reversed.
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

Your Imaginary Friend

2026-09-23T03:32:20Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

2026-09-23T03:07:28Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances

'''The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny''' (sometimes shortened to '''The Ultimate Showdown''') is the sixth track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = December 22, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 03:35
|tempo = 114
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-2 Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/z4UYpDB7J-s YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/0hgLHFyN9u3WqkK2ofpuUX?si=d753c4aa1ba94479 Spotify] [https://open.spotify.com/track/0h93LFwsNduPTg7p2KtI6X?si=dd1bf2c419794692 Needlejuice Remaster Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Ultimate%20Showdown%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/The%20Ultimate%20Showdown%20%5b2010%20Backing%5d.mp3 2010 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Ultimate%20Showdown%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Ultimate%20Showdown%20(Vocals).mp3 Vocals] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-instrumental Needlejuice Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-vocals Needlejuice Vocals]
}}
==History==
It was originally released on December 22nd, 2005, alongside a flash music video animated by [[Shawn Vulliez]].<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/12/22/</ref>
The video was uploaded to [[Newgrounds]] and went viral, garnering over 13 million views<ref>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267</ref> and quickly becoming the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song of all time prior to the release of [[Spirit Phone]].<ref>https://youtu.be/VexxzZdMhVA</ref> A reupload of the video to YouTube by the official AlbinoBlacksheep channel in 2008 garnered even more attention, receiving over 24.7 million views<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200622030852/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA&t=0s</ref> before getting removed due to a copyright claim from the [[Shawn Vulliez|original animator]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA</ref> [[Neil]] spoke about the origins of the song in the album's text commentary:<blockquote>"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' is a very high concept song. It's also my 'hit' song. I came up with the idea with [[Shawn Vulliez]], an animator with whom I'd worked previously on a [[Ebaum's World Dot Com|song and video about Eric Bauman]]."</blockquote>
==Lyrics==
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.

==Music Video==
{{Infobox_video
|title = The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Shawn Vulliez]] / AltF4
|cast = Godzilla, Batman, Shaquille O'Neil, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan, Indiana Jones, Cheer Bear, Chuck Norris, Bruce Wayne, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, Fred McFeely Rogers
|crew = [[Shawn Vulliez]] / AltF4
|year = December 22, 2005
|duration = 03:33
|externalLinks = [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 Newgrounds] [https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown Albino Blacksheep]
}}

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==Alternate Versions==
Three remixes of this song were included as bonus tracks on [[Dinosaurchestra]]:

*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Aaron Ackerson remix)]]
*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (SaTIst remix)]]
*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (R-Forrest remix)]]

It also received three slightly different studio rerecorded versions:

*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (2009 version)|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (2009 Version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]].
*The Ultimate Showdown (RBN Mix) released in 2010 for paid download on the Rock Band Network.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIUZjgrSzQ</ref>
*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Live (Only Not))|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] for [[Live (Only Not)]].
Official Instrumental and Vocals were included as bonus tracks (21 and 22 respectively) on the Needlejuice remaster of the album - an official backing also exists

The original [[Dinosaurchestra]] version was also included unaltered as the eleventh track of [[Almanac 2009]].

==Live Performances==

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/ Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI0kH5_RjZ0 Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/2bbnt51LyjA Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/xEPaObPot_g Youmacon 2007 (Friday, November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
*[https://youtu.be/8BGnVrYVGbM?si=J13qRUXjEWcQ0EIH Youmacon 2007 (Saturday, November 3rd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
*[https://youtu.be/t_0V8jMTzsY?si=JFzOFnmMBKaf7b7U&t=1142 Youmacon 2007 (Saturday, November 3rd, 2007, Troy, MI) The Ultimate Showdown of Johnny Yong Boschity)]
*[https://youtu.be/jdq5-SHA17Q ROFLCon 2008 (April 25th, 2008, Cambridge, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/J6V5dRJsgbI Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/4BG79TY5cVk Youmacon 2008 (October 31st, 2008, Dearborn, MI)]
*[https://youtu.be/1rRX98SQBkw Youmacon 2009 (October 31st, 2009, Dearborn, MI)]
* Practice 10-15-2010.mp3 (October 15th, 2010), a practice session for Youmacon 2010 including The Ultimate Showdown. which was released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]].
*[https://youtu.be/yl3Wq8XpHoY Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI)]
*Youmacon 2011 (November 4th, 2011, Detroit,MI)
*[https://youtu.be/bYntxw5wRuc Youmacon 2012 (November 2nd, 2012, Detroit, MI)]

==Trivia==
*This song, along with [[Every Time You Stifle A Sneeze]], was featured on Dr. Demento's compilation album Basement Tapes #15.<ref>https://store.drdemento.com/products/dr-dementos-basement-tapes-15-drd</ref>
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category: Songs with vocals]]
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

2026-09-23T02:54:23Z

Daft Mouth: added live version, and backing download

'''The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny''' (sometimes shortened to '''The Ultimate Showdown''') is the sixth track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = December 22, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 03:35
|tempo = 114
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-2 Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/z4UYpDB7J-s YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/0hgLHFyN9u3WqkK2ofpuUX?si=d753c4aa1ba94479 Spotify] [https://open.spotify.com/track/0h93LFwsNduPTg7p2KtI6X?si=dd1bf2c419794692 Needlejuice Remaster Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Ultimate%20Showdown%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/The%20Ultimate%20Showdown%20%5b2010%20Backing%5d.mp3 2010 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Ultimate%20Showdown%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Ultimate%20Showdown%20(Vocals).mp3 Vocals] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-instrumental Needlejuice Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-ultimate-showdown-of-ultimate-destiny-vocals Needlejuice Vocals]
}}
==History==
It was originally released on December 22nd, 2005, alongside a flash music video animated by [[Shawn Vulliez]].<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/12/22/</ref>
The video was uploaded to [[Newgrounds]] and went viral, garnering over 13 million views<ref>https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267</ref> and quickly becoming the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song of all time prior to the release of [[Spirit Phone]].<ref>https://youtu.be/VexxzZdMhVA</ref> A reupload of the video to YouTube by the official AlbinoBlacksheep channel in 2008 garnered even more attention, receiving over 24.7 million views<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200622030852/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA&t=0s</ref> before getting removed due to a copyright claim from the [[Shawn Vulliez|original animator]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA</ref> [[Neil]] spoke about the origins of the song in the album's text commentary:<blockquote>"The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny' is a very high concept song. It's also my 'hit' song. I came up with the idea with [[Shawn Vulliez]], an animator with whom I'd worked previously on a [[Ebaum's World Dot Com|song and video about Eric Bauman]]."</blockquote>
==Lyrics==
Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a somersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head inbetween his thighs

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on in total awe

The fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
this is The Ultimate Showdown...
(The Ultimate Showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Ultimate Destiny.

==Music Video==
{{Infobox_video
|title = The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Shawn Vulliez]] / AltF4
|cast = Godzilla, Batman, Shaquille O'Neil, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Jackie Chan, Indiana Jones, Cheer Bear, Chuck Norris, Bruce Wayne, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, The Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, Hulk Hogan, Fred McFeely Rogers
|crew = [[Shawn Vulliez]] / AltF4
|year = December 22, 2005
|duration = 03:33
|externalLinks = [https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267 Newgrounds] [https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown Albino Blacksheep]
}}

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==Alternate Versions==
Three remixes of this song were included as bonus tracks on [[Dinosaurchestra]]:

*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Aaron Ackerson remix)]]
*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (SaTIst remix)]]
*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (R-Forrest remix)]]

It also received three slightly different studio rerecorded versions:

*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (2009 version)|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (2009 Version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]].
*The Ultimate Showdown (RBN Mix) released in 2010 for paid download on the Rock Band Network.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIUZjgrSzQ</ref>
*[[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Live (Only Not))|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] for [[Live (Only Not)]].
Official Instrumental and Vocals were included as bonus tracks (21 and 22 respectively) on the Needlejuice remaster of the album - an official backing also exists

The original [[Dinosaurchestra]] version was also included unaltered as the eleventh track of [[Almanac 2009]].

==Live Performances==

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/ Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI0kH5_RjZ0 Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Boston, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/2bbnt51LyjA Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/xEPaObPot_g Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
*[https://youtu.be/jdq5-SHA17Q ROFLCon 2008 (April 25th, 2008, Cambridge, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/J6V5dRJsgbI Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://youtu.be/4BG79TY5cVk Youmacon 2008 (October 31st, 2008, Dearborn, MI)]
*[https://youtu.be/1rRX98SQBkw Youmacon 2009 (October 31st, 2009, Dearborn, MI)]
* Practice 10-15-2010.mp3 (October 15th, 2010), a practice session for Youmacon 2010 including The Ultimate Showdown. which was released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]].
*[https://youtu.be/yl3Wq8XpHoY Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI)]
*[https://youtu.be/bYntxw5wRuc Youmacon 2012 (November 2nd, 2012, Detroit, MI)]

==Trivia==
*This song, along with [[Every Time You Stifle A Sneeze]], was featured on Dr. Demento's compilation album Basement Tapes #15.<ref>https://store.drdemento.com/products/dr-dementos-basement-tapes-15-drd</ref>
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category: Songs with vocals]]
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

Lawnmower

2026-09-23T02:44:17Z

Daft Mouth: added live performance

{{Infobox_song
|title = Lawnmower
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 3:09
|tempo = 83
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/lawnmower Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/lawnmower Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/-fEfhsTyRL4 YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/3NiEYeUNaYZBWPNETqac1I?si=1e1f4d45663e4e51 Spotify]
}}
'''Lawnmower''' is the fourth track on [[Dinosaurchestra]]. An [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Lawnmower%20%5bEarly%20Version%5d.mp3 early version of this song] was released on August 27th, 2005.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/08/27/</ref>

According to [[Neil]] in the album's text commentary, this song is simply about "mowin' the lawn."<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>

==Lyrics==
The breeze is a-blowin’.
The grass just won’t stop growin’.
So I’d better do somethin’ soon.
Gonna spend the afternoon

Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
This grass is taller than me.
I’m gonna make potpourri
Out of what’s left when I’m through.
Doin’ what I gotta do.

Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.

Lawnmower! Rev it up good now,
Lawnmower! Listen to the sound, hey.
Lawnmower! Rev it up, take it on
Down, take it all around town.
Let me hear y’all,
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.

The whole neighbourhood is unified.
‘Bout time the music died
And was replaced by the sound of one thousand motors;
Replaced by the soul-affirming grass odours.

Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.

Lawnmower! Rev it up good now,
Lawnmower! Listen to the sound, hey.
Lawnmower! Rev it up, take it on
Down, take it all around town.

Come on now,
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn. (Lawnmower…)
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn. (Lawnmower…)
Mowin’ the lawn, mowin’ the lawn.

Lawnmower.
Lawnmower.

== Live Performances ==

* [https://youtu.be/GqEsgjg83lg?si=3xba7zVilEvEq2n2 Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)]
<references />

Fine

2026-09-23T02:34:53Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fine
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = April 13, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 4:25
|tempo = 135
|genre = Rock , New Wave
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Fine.mp3 MP3] [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/fine-2 Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/de0kFiLuW0o YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/2GlV9w8oHSQdiPPk9lxqlp?si=8a57053bebde4596 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Fine%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/Fine%20%5b2010%20Backing%5d.mp3 2010 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Fine%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine-instrumental Remastered Instrumental]
}}
'''''Fine''''' is the third track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]''. It was one of the first two songs released for the album, being announced on LiveJournal on April 13th, 2005 alongside ''[[Samuel and Rosella]]''.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/04/13/</ref>

According to [[Neil]] in the [[Dinosaurchestra]] text commentary, the song's lyrics are meant to be "half cheery optimism, half ironic denial."<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>
==Lyrics ==
One, two, three, four.
Today has a way
Of scarring your eyes
With negative light,
But it’s a disguise.
I put on my shades
And see through the lies.
The convenient truth is

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time.
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave
Or terrorist attack.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That every bomb
Has a silver lining, I know.
I know
It won’t be long until

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

I go for a walk,
The sidewalk is cracked.
I’m not superstitious,
But I made a pact
With old Mother Earth.
She’d get off my back
If I get off hers.

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time,
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave.
We’re stalling on the track.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That in a snap,
All the birds will sing, I know.
I know
I’m full of crap, but still.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine…

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Everything works out nice in the end. (I know)
The sun will marry the moon. (That every bomb)
Works out nice in the end. (Has a silver lining, I know.)
Why don’t we sit back mellow again (I know)
And have a nice afternoon? (It won’t be long until…)
Sit back mellow again.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine, fine, fine, fine…

==Alternate Versions ==

*[[Fine (2009 version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]], also included on [[Live (Only Not)]].
*Fine (Instrumental) was included as the 23rd bonus track on the Needlejuice remaster of Dinosaurchestra.
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Fine%20(Practice).mp3 Fine (Practice)], an early practice version of the song featuring Neil singing over the backing of the song.
*[https://youtu.be/btx-QuHpDy8?si=SKc6ACm_FC77EJMP Fine (Old)], an older mix of the song missing the accordion and layered backing vocals in the final chorus.

The original [[Dinosaurchestra]] version of the song was also included unaltered as the 13th track of [[Almanac 2009]].

==Live Performances==

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yN2czBuiw Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbwmOG2XyOs Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTXRpxITTc Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)
*[https://youtu.be/UdqEQbbusm0?si=bmc2MlZpaWxto8CZ Knights of Columbus (April 18th, 2008, Kingston, MA)]
*Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)
*Youmacon 2008 (October 31st, 2008, Dearborn, MI)
*Youmacon 2009 (October 31st, 2009, Dearborn, MI)
*A recording of a practice session for [[Youmacon]] 2010 was released as part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]] called <code>[https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 Practice 10-15-2010.mp3]</code>, which includes a practice of Fine.
*Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI)
*[https://youtu.be/vopQnF2UMvY?si=6w8NFarUKG-dtgkh Alora and Dave's wedding (May 28th, 2023)], performed live as "They Might Be Kitsbergs"

==Trivia ==

*This is the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song on TikTok, having been featured in over 117,000 videos on the platform, with total video views of over 120 million.<ref>https://songstats.com/track/vpfc4nu5/fine?source=tiktok</ref>
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

Fine

2026-09-23T02:13:11Z

Daft Mouth: added to alternate versions, added download

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fine
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = April 13, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 4:25
|tempo = 135
|genre = Rock , New Wave
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Fine.mp3 MP3] [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/fine-2 Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/de0kFiLuW0o YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/2GlV9w8oHSQdiPPk9lxqlp?si=8a57053bebde4596 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Fine%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/Fine%20%5b2010%20Backing%5d.mp3 2010 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Fine%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine-instrumental Remastered Instrumental]
}}
'''''Fine''''' is the third track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]''. It was one of the first two songs released for the album, being announced on LiveJournal on April 13th, 2005 alongside ''[[Samuel and Rosella]]''.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/04/13/</ref>

According to [[Neil]] in the [[Dinosaurchestra]] text commentary, the song's lyrics are meant to be "half cheery optimism, half ironic denial."<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>
==Lyrics ==
One, two, three, four.
Today has a way
Of scarring your eyes
With negative light,
But it’s a disguise.
I put on my shades
And see through the lies.
The convenient truth is

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time.
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave
Or terrorist attack.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That every bomb
Has a silver lining, I know.
I know
It won’t be long until

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

I go for a walk,
The sidewalk is cracked.
I’m not superstitious,
But I made a pact
With old Mother Earth.
She’d get off my back
If I get off hers.

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time,
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave.
We’re stalling on the track.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That in a snap,
All the birds will sing, I know.
I know
I’m full of crap, but still.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine…

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Everything works out nice in the end. (I know)
The sun will marry the moon. (That every bomb)
Works out nice in the end. (Has a silver lining, I know.)
Why don’t we sit back mellow again (I know)
And have a nice afternoon? (It won’t be long until…)
Sit back mellow again.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine, fine, fine, fine…

==Alternate Versions ==

*[[Fine (2009 version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]], also included on [[Live (Only Not)]].
*Fine (Instrumental) was included as the 23rd bonus track on the Needlejuice remaster of Dinosaurchestra.
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Dinosaurchestra/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Fine%20(Practice).mp3 Fine (Practice)], an early practice version of the song featuring Neil singing over the backing of the song.
*[https://youtu.be/btx-QuHpDy8?si=SKc6ACm_FC77EJMP Fine (Old)], an older mix of the song missing the accordion and layered backing vocals in the final chorus.

The original [[Dinosaurchestra]] version of the song was also included unaltered as the 13th track of [[Almanac 2009]].

==Live Performances==

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yN2czBuiw Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbwmOG2XyOs Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Boston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTXRpxITTc Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*A recording of a practice session for [[Youmacon]] 2010 was released as part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]] called <code>[https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 Practice 10-15-2010.mp3]</code>, which includes a practice of Fine.

==Trivia ==

*This is the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song on TikTok, having been featured in over 117,000 videos on the platform, with total video views of over 120 million.<ref>https://songstats.com/track/vpfc4nu5/fine?source=tiktok</ref>
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

Fine

2026-09-23T01:59:54Z

Daft Mouth: added to alternate versions, and live versions

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fine
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = April 13, 2005
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] , [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 4:25
|tempo = 135
|genre = Rock , New Wave
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Fine.mp3 MP3] [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/fine-2 Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/de0kFiLuW0o YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/2GlV9w8oHSQdiPPk9lxqlp?si=8a57053bebde4596 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Fine%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Fine%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fine-instrumental Remastered Instrumental]
}}
'''''Fine''''' is the third track on ''[[Dinosaurchestra]]''. It was one of the first two songs released for the album, being announced on LiveJournal on April 13th, 2005 alongside ''[[Samuel and Rosella]]''.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/04/13/</ref>

According to [[Neil]] in the [[Dinosaurchestra]] text commentary, the song's lyrics are meant to be "half cheery optimism, half ironic denial."<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>
==Lyrics==
One, two, three, four.
Today has a way
Of scarring your eyes
With negative light,
But it’s a disguise.
I put on my shades
And see through the lies.
The convenient truth is

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time.
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave
Or terrorist attack.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That every bomb
Has a silver lining, I know.
I know
It won’t be long until

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

I go for a walk,
The sidewalk is cracked.
I’m not superstitious,
But I made a pact
With old Mother Earth.
She’d get off my back
If I get off hers.

Light is on the way,
We’ll be having a fun time,
It’s such a lovely day,
We should pocket the sunshine,
And never give it back
Even if there’s a heat wave.
We’re stalling on the track.
It will just be a close shave, I know.

I know
That in a snap,
All the birds will sing, I know.
I know
I’m full of crap, but still.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine.
Fine.
Fine. (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine… (Everything is gonna be…)
Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine…

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine.

Everything works out nice in the end. (I know)
The sun will marry the moon. (That every bomb)
Works out nice in the end. (Has a silver lining, I know.)
Why don’t we sit back mellow again (I know)
And have a nice afternoon? (It won’t be long until…)
Sit back mellow again.

Everything works out nice in the end.
The sun will marry the moon.
It’ll be fine.
Why don’t we sit back mellow again
And have a nice afternoon?
It’ll be fine, fine, fine, fine…

==Alternate Versions==

*[[Fine (2009 version)]] for [[Almanac 2009]], also included on [[Live (Only Not)]].
*Fine (Instrumental) was included as the 23rd bonus track on the Needlejuice remaster of Dinosaurchestra.

The original [[Dinosaurchestra]] version of the song was also included unaltered as the 13th track of [[Almanac 2009]].

==Live Performances==

*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKrokSqflzk Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1yN2czBuiw Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbwmOG2XyOs Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Boston, MA)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiTXRpxITTc Imagination Summit 1 (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/ Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*A recording of a practice session for [[Youmacon]] 2010 was released as part of the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]] called <code>[https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 Practice 10-15-2010.mp3]</code>, which includes a practice of Fine.

==Trivia==

*This is the most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song on TikTok, having been featured in over 117,000 videos on the platform, with total video views of over 120 million.<ref>https://songstats.com/track/vpfc4nu5/fine?source=tiktok</ref>
[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category: Songs with backings]]
<references />

Action Movie Hero Boy

2026-09-21T11:06:05Z

Daft Mouth: added live performances, and downloads

{{Infobox_song
|title = Action Movie Hero Boy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 3:42
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Action%20Movie%20Hero%20Boy.mp3 MP3] [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/action-movie-hero-boy Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/action-movie-hero-boy Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/J5R78nfJ2Bw YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/7I1uAzqqdNVUptxlHPj9pZ?si=aa04bbf8c2e74d46 Spotify] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/Action%20Movie%20Hero%20Boy%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/12%20Action%20Movie%20Hero%20Boy.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/10%20Action%20Movie%20Hero%20Boy.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007]
|tempo = 145
}}

'''Action Movie Hero Boy''' is the second track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].

It is a cautionary tale about a child imitating action movie clichés.

=Lyrics=
I'm bad!

I gotta figure out where mommy keeps the dynamite
I’ll get some measuring tape so I can time it right
I know it’s dangerous
I know you’re thinking I am a fool
But it’s the only chance I’ll ever get to look so cool
(Look so cool)

Hey, look at me, casually
Walking away like Action Movie Hero Boy
In slow-mo, everything glowing and
Blowing to bits right behind me

You see it all the time in theatres on the silver screen
Like when the good guy blows the bad guy’s house to smithereens
I’ve got a movie-making camera and a dozen grenades
I’m looking tough, I’ve got the stuff I’ve got the spiffy shades
(Spiffy shades)

Hey look at me casually
Walking away like Action Movie Hero Boy
In slow mo, everything glowing and
Blowing to bits right behind me

I am aware it’s just a movie
I’m aware it’s a cliché
I am aware I’m being stupid
I’m aware of that
but hey
This is just something that I gotta do.
Yeah
(Yeah)

Hey, look at me, casually
Stumbling down like action movie blooper reel
In slow-mo, everything glowing and
Blowing to bits including me

==Live Performances==

*July 30th, 2006 (Lemonic Demonade 2006, Kingston, MA)
*November 17th, 2006 (Plain Street Studios, Rockwell, MA)
*April 4th, 2007 (Imagination Summit, Westport, CT)
*July 29th, 2007 (Lemonic Demonade 2007, Kingston, MA)
*November 2nd, 2007 (Youmacon 2007, Troy, MI)
*April 25th, 2008 (ROFLCon 2008, Cambridge, MA)
*August 3rd, 2008 (Lemonic Demonade 2008, Kingston, MA)
*October 31, 2008 (Youmacon 2008, Dearborn, MI)

=Trivia=
*The beginning of this song samples a voice line from the 1988 NES game ''Bad Dudes.''<ref name=":0">https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>
*According to the [[Dinosaurchestra]] text commentary, this one of the few [[Lemon Demon]] songs to feature real maracas.<ref name=":0" />
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

<references />

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-09-13T01:16:31Z

Daft Mouth: added live performance

'''Mr. Porta-Potty Man''' is the 5th bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 16th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 20, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 1:03
|tempo = 188
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Mr%20Porta-Potty%20Man.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/mr-porta-potty-man Needlejuice Remaster]
|addtlInfo =
}}

One day, Neil, Alora, and Emmy were at a playground, and they saw a worker unload a porta-potty from a truck and install it. Spontaneously, Neil started singing a little ode to Mr. Porta-Potty Man, and later produced this song in about an hour.<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves.
He put the potty in with love.
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long.
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo.
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo.
You don’t want to shake his hand.
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.
(Potty to your town.)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He got the potty.
He got the potty for you.
Ja!

== Live Performances ==

* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/20%20Mr.%20Porta-Potty%20Man.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]

Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)

2026-09-13T01:13:58Z

Daft Mouth: added downloads, tempo, genre, writer, album link

'''Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)''' is the 8th (and final) bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 13th (and not final) bonus track on its [[Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|genre = Cheesy Synth
|year = 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:29
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Subtle%20Oddities%20(Cheesy%20Synth%20Mix).mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/subtle-oddities-cheesy-synth-mix Needlejuice Remaster]
|tempo = 150
}}

An alternate instrumental synthesizer rendition of [[Subtle Oddities]] off of the album [[Damn Skippy]].

Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)

2026-09-13T01:10:18Z

Daft Mouth: added heading, track numbers

'''Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)''' is the 8th (and final) bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 13th (and not final) bonus track on its [[Needlejuice]] remaster.{{Infobox_song

|title = Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 3:29
}}

An alternate instrumental synthesizer rendition of [[Subtle Oddities]] off of the album [[Damn Skippy]].

Pirate in a Box

2026-09-13T01:05:53Z

Daft Mouth: added downloads and tempo

'''Pirate in a Box''' is the 6th bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 15th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 19, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/43002.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Stephen Trask<ref name="hedwigwiki:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)</ref>, Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 4:15
|tempo = 108
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Pirate%20in%20a%20Box%20(Hedwig%20and%20the%20Angry%20Inch%20parody).mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/pirate-in-a-box Needlejuice Remaster]
|addtlInfo =
}}

The song is a parody of "Wig in a Box" from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss
And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr!
I get down. I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
And then it's time to loot and pillage

I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck
And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench
Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed

Ahoy, matey

I look back on where I'm from;
Look at the scalawag I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from me grog on the rocks
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of scurvy velveteen

I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg
And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663
Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself

Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog
Some wenches, they have natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha
Wear it up, blow me down
This is the best way that I've found
To be the scurviest you've ever seen

I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea
Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself
Yarr!

Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew
Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you
With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too
Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you
It's all because of you, it's all because of you

Ah-harr!
Fire the cannon!
[Coughing.]
Yarr, land ho me matey!

Okay, everyone:
I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea
And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back!
Yarr! Yarr!

==Trivia==

*The coughs in this song were real, brought on by the prolonged raspy pirate impression
*At some point in 2004, this recording was allegedly played at a pirate-themed fan performance of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in California.
*"Miss Delahaye 1663" is in reference to Jacquotte Delahaye, one of history's most famous pirate women.
*The 2023 re-release of ''Damn Skippy'' erroneously includes "You might also like/[[Scatterbrained]]/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/27382578-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy/image/SW1hZ2U6OTc5MDkzMjk=</ref> This is likely due to them being copied from [https://genius.com/ Genius], a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown.

<references />

Pirate in a Box

2026-09-13T01:02:59Z

Daft Mouth: added heading, track numbers, extra trivia

'''Pirate in a Box''' is the 6th bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 15th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 19, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/43002.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Stephen Trask<ref name="hedwigwiki:>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)</ref>, Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 4:15
|tempo =
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Pirate%20in%20a%20Box%20(Hedwig%20and%20the%20Angry%20Inch%20parody).mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

The song is a parody of "Wig in a Box" from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss
And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr!
I get down. I feel had
I feel on the verge of going mad
And then it's time to loot and pillage

I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck
And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench
Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed

Ahoy, matey

I look back on where I'm from;
Look at the scalawag I've become
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
I look up from me grog on the rocks
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
Of scurvy velveteen

I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg
And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663
Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself

Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog
Some wenches, they have natural ease
They wear it any way they please
With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha
Wear it up, blow me down
This is the best way that I've found
To be the scurviest you've ever seen

I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea
Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself
Yarr!

Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew
Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you
With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too
Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you
It's all because of you, it's all because of you

Ah-harr!
Fire the cannon!
[Coughing.]
Yarr, land ho me matey!

Okay, everyone:
I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea
And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back!
Yarr! Yarr!

==Trivia==

*The coughs in this song were real, brought on by the prolonged raspy pirate impression
*At some point in 2004, this recording was allegedly played at a pirate-themed fan performance of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in California.
*"Miss Delahaye 1663" is in reference to Jacquotte Delahaye, one of history's most famous pirate women.
*The 2023 re-release of ''Damn Skippy'' erroneously includes "You might also like/[[Scatterbrained]]/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/27382578-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy/image/SW1hZ2U6OTc5MDkzMjk=</ref> This is likely due to them being copied from [https://genius.com/ Genius], a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown.

<references />

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-09-13T00:54:13Z

Daft Mouth: linking

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-09-13T00:52:52Z

Daft Mouth: added download

'''Mr. Porta-Potty Man''' is the 5th bonus track on Damn Skippy, and the 16th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 20, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 1:03
|tempo = 188
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Mr%20Porta-Potty%20Man.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/mr-porta-potty-man Needlejuice Remaster]
|addtlInfo =
}}

One day, Neil, Alora, and Emmy were at a playground, and they saw a worker unload a porta-potty from a truck and install it. Spontaneously, Neil started singing a little ode to Mr. Porta-Potty Man, and later produced this song in about an hour.<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves.
He put the potty in with love.
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long.
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo.
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo.
You don’t want to shake his hand.
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.
(Potty to your town.)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He got the potty.
He got the potty for you.
Ja!

Mr. Porta-Potty Man

2026-09-13T00:51:04Z

Daft Mouth: added heading with track numbers

'''Mr. Porta-Potty Man''' is the 5th bonus track on Damn Skippy, and the 16th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.{{Infobox_song

|title = Mr. Porta-Potty Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 20, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/28637.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks)
|duration = 1:03
|tempo = 188
|genre =
|language = 
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Mr%20Porta-Potty%20Man.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

One day, Neil, Alora, and Emmy were at a playground, and they saw a worker unload a porta-potty from a truck and install it. Spontaneously, Neil started singing a little ode to Mr. Porta-Potty Man, and later produced this song in about an hour.<ref name="livejournal1" />

==Lyrics==
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He wear a jumpsuit and big gloves.
He put the potty in with love.
Ja!

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long.
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo doo doo.
Is that so wrong?
(Is that so wrong?)

He be dancing in the doo doo all night long, ja!
(Dancing in the doo doo all night long.)
He be dancing in the doo doo.
You don’t want to shake his hand.
(No no!)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
(Porta-Potty man.)
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He drive potty all around.
He bring potty to your town.
(Potty to your town.)

Mr. Porta-Potty man.
Mr. Porta-Potty man.
He got the potty.
He got the potty for you.
Ja!

Mothers All Over the World

2026-09-13T00:46:53Z

Daft Mouth: added track numbers, and downloads

'''Mothers All Over the World''' is the 4th bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 14th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song

|title = Mothers All Over the World
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 21, 2005
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:13
|tempo = 144
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Mothers%20All%20Over%20the%20World.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/mothers-all-over-the-world Needlejuice Remaster]
|addtlInfo =
}}
==Description==
This song is a remix of dialogue from the beginning of of Mr. T’s “Treat Your Mother Right”, one of many educational songs released by [[wikipedia:Mr._T|Mr. T]].
==Lyrics==
(Wow!)
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this.
She ain’t here, but if it wasn’t for your mother, you wouldn’t be here.
So remember, when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.

So remember, when you put down one mother, you put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.
(You put down mothers all over the world.)
You put down mothers all over the world.

You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.
You put down mothers all over the world.

March of the Living Figments

2026-09-13T00:41:05Z

Daft Mouth: added track numbers, bonus track specificity

{{Infobox_song
|title = March of the Living Figments
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 1:07
|tempo = 113
|genre = Acappella
|language = Voices
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/march-of-the-living-figments Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Original MP3] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9tltbi-U6M YouTube] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvCT9RyNi3M Remastered YouTube]
}}

'''March of the Living Figments''' is the third bonus track on both [[Damn Skippy]], and its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.

==Music Video==
{{Infobox_video
|title = March Of The Living Figments
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Ryan Murphy]]
|cast = Various Lego & clay creations
|crew = [[Ryan Murphy]], [[Neil Cicierega]]
|year = October 16, 2009<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20091021042953/http://www.hollywoodeasttv.com/video/march-of-the-living-figments</ref>
|screenshot =
|duration = 1:17
}}

In late 2009, [[Ryan Murphy]] made a stop-motion animation of Lego & clay creations moving to the beat of the song.

<youtube>v2hGUUVeLdk</youtube>

==Trivia ==
*This song was originally going to be a track on the main album, but was later put aside and set on the bonus tracks.

<references />

Fuzzy

2026-09-13T00:37:17Z

Daft Mouth: added heading, track numbers, remaster download

'''Fuzzy''' is the second bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 7th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Fuzzy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 12, 2004<ref name="livejournal1">https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/41418.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Ron Fountenberry<ref name="bedroomlovediscogs">https://www.discogs.com/release/6584099-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy-Bedroom-Love-Songs</ref><ref name="mosesdiscogs">https://www.discogs.com/artist/604717-The-Incredible-Moses-Leroy</ref>
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:38
|tempo = 118
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks =[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Fuzzy%20(The%20Incredible%20Moses%20Leroy%20cover).mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/fuzzy Needlejuice Remaster]
|addtlInfo =
}}

This is a cover of a song by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Moses_Leroy The Incredible Moses Leroy].
==Lyrics ==
And you are...
Soft and cuddly
And you are...
warm and fuzzy

Lonely blue eyed
Nazi prom queen
Bruised knuckle boy
Tired of crawling.
Let’s paint the town red,
Like “Carrie.”
Because I am your— I am your toy,
Foxy lady.

And you are bright and starry.
I’m not that bad, just got lucky.
And heaven can wait.
I’m standing.
You on my shoulder,
Demanding.

And you are soft and fuzzy.
And you are truly lovely.
You are my itchy sweater.
You are my lovely love-getter.
Yeah.

==Trivia==

*At one point, Neil was going to include this song on the main album, as the LiveJournal post announcing ''Damn Skippy'' lists it as track 2.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/50230.html</ref>
<references />

Bicycle Race

2026-09-13T00:31:02Z

Daft Mouth: added track numbering and downloads

'''Bicycle Race''' is the first bonus track on [[Damn Skippy]], and the 6th on its [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] remaster.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Bicycle Race
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = May 8, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/26960.html</ref>
|recorded =
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:43
|tempo = 140, 190, 170
|genre =
|language =
|externalLinks = [https://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/Bonus%20Tracks/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Bicycle%20Race%20(Queen%20cover).mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/bicycle-race Needlejuice Remaster]
|addtlInfo =
}}

This song is a cover of a Queen song of the same name. It features sounds from a Yamaha CS-15 analog synthesizer.
==Lyrics==
Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride it where I like.

You say black. I say white.
You say bark. I say bite.
You say shark. I say, “Hey man!
Jaws was never my scene,
And I don’t like Star Wars.”
You say Rolls. I say Royce.
You say God. Give me a choice!
You say Lord. I say, “Christ,
I don’t believe in Peter Pan,
Frankenstein or Superman.”
All I want to do is…

Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my…

Bicycle races are coming your way,
So forget all your duties, oh yeah.
Fat bottomed girls,
They’ll be riding today.
So look out for those beauties, oh yeah.
On your marks… get set… go!
Bicycle race. Bicycle race. Bicycle race.

Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle.
Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
Bicycle race.

You say coke. I say caine.
You say John. I say Wayne.
Hot dog! I say, “Cool it man,
I don’t wanna be the President of America.”
You say smile. I say cheese.
Cartier. I say please.
Income tax. I say, “Jesus,
I don’t wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate.”
‘Cause all I wanna do is

Bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle. Bicycle. Bicycle.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride my bike.
I want to ride my bicycle.
I want to ride it where I like.

<references />

Eventuality

2026-09-13T00:23:54Z

Daft Mouth: added downloads

{{Infobox_song
|title = Eventuality
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 21, 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:47
|tempo = 175
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/18%20-%20Eventuality.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/eventuality Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/18%20-%20Eventuality.flac Original CD FLAC]
}}

'''Eventuality''' is the eighteenth and final track on [[Damn Skippy]].

This song is mostly an instrumental, except for a short part in the middle.

==Lyrics==
The closer that you look,
It seems the less that you will see.
You will see.
Meltdown is an eventuality.
You see.

==Trivia==

*According to [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|album's commentary]], the audio at the end of the song is of him playing Commander Keen 4: Secret of the Oracle. The songs heard from the Commander Keen 4 OST in this section, are as follows:
** Welcome to a Kick in the Pants in Good Old Hillville
** Shadowlands
** Keen Makes a Run For...

*The bonus track [[Stampy]], added on the [[Needlejuice]] release, is a demo version of this song.
<references />

Word Disassociation

2026-09-13T00:21:05Z

Daft Mouth: added to trivia, added live performances

'''Word Disassociation''' is the 17th track on [[Damn Skippy]]. It was later included unaltered as the 8th track on [[Almanac 2009]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Word Disassociation
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 13, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2004/09/13/</ref>
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 4:01
|tempo = 140
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Word%20Disassociation.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/word-disassociation Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/17%20-%20Word%20Disassociation.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Word%20Disassociation%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/word-disassociation-instrumental Needlejuice Instrumental] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Word%20Disassociation%20(Vocals).mp3 Vocals] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/word-disassociation-vocals Needlejuice Vocals]
}}
==History==
Word Disassociation has been one of the most loved songs among the [[Illemonati]] since the release of [[Damn Skippy]]. However, thanks to [[Neil]]’s music video, [[Lemon Demon]] newbies are getting interested in it. The lyrics were used as titles for members of the Lemon Demon forum, according to number of posts. (Once the poster passed antidisestablishmentarianism, the titles switched to crayon colour names from [[Ode to Crayola]].) Neil states in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|commentary track]] that this was probably one of the only songs he made that you can dance to.
==Lyrics==
Enemy lasagna
Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks
Why coffee gymnastic
Motorcycle unibrow
Existential plastic extra nightly cow

Damn jettison goodbye through
Everything center who
Spidery concubine
Pale lickity-split remorse
Vitamin after force
Already nested human wine

Flight
Luminary uprise
Entanglement broke
Unsophisticated clockwise
Holiday way smoke
Abundant various
Metaphorically applause
Underneath hilarious oxymoron claws

Rectangular awkward hurt
Million controvert
Never undressing sneer
Blue therapy fall inside
Father dethrone applied
Guillotine apprehensive engineer

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation

Prance omelette stalking chimneysweep
Eleven hatred earmuff okay rathskeller
My elusive hula yellow sketching creamy helium gentlemanly
Communique...

Flouncy
Panicky redundant
Psychedelic while
Raisin terrible abundant
Polyurethane smile
Scrumptious mechanical
Jungle uncle wish
Paleobotanical backwards licorice

Truth medical entertain
Cleverly porridge brain
Jellyfish fingernail
Agnostic oppressive wall
Platypus parasol
Sauntering sawdust opera monorail playing...

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation

Letter no sly violin dust-bunny
Explode serenade why spoil play drip
Skullduggery freezer monocle pelican
Cool milk freak tongue television staple-gun
Mellow face bubblegum periscope fight silly
Elephant akimbo paranoia sever maybe
Crush toy spoon melt feather clear king weird
Space love domino reality apostrophe

Dollar jade velocity meringue assuming gentle mister
(Disassociation)
Advertisement suitcase pining lobsters over murderous
(Disassociation)
Distraction flames imposter a-capella crouch about bionic
(Disassociation)
Ruby quickly antidisestablishmentarianism

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)

==Music Video==

{{Infobox_video
|title = Word Disassociation
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|cast = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[The Clown Quartet|Clown Quartet]] Puppets
|crew = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|year = January 8, 2006<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2006/01/08/</ref>
|screenshot = Thumb-word.jpg
|duration = 04:05
}}

<youtube>pRisDso99s0</youtube>

==Personnel==
*[[Neil Cicierega]] - vocals, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squier Squier] Stratocaster electric guitar, out of tune piano, instrument programming

== Live Performances ==

* Plain Street Studios (November 19th, 2005, Rockwell, MA)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/08%20Word%20Disassociation.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]

==Trivia==
[[File:Worddisassociation.png|thumb|The song's specific cover.]]
*Neil played the intro slowly on a broken piano and sped it up electronically.
*This song’s intro sounds a lot like the introduction to [https://tmbw.net/wiki/They_Got_Lost_(Live_STD) They Got Lost] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Might_Be_Giants They Might Be Giants] from their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_Tire_Damage_(album) Severe Tire Damage] album.
*“Why” and “abundant” are the only words not in the chorus that are said more than once.
* Although said in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|commentary]], “nipple” does not appear in this song.
*There are exactly 205 words in this song, not including “Word” or “Disassociation”
*The instrumental and vocal versions were added as the 24th and 25th bonus tracks of the Needlejuice remaster of Damn Skippy.
*As well as an instrumental and vocals, a song known as <code>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Words.mp3 Words]</code> was made, which was made for use in live performances. It is the vocals of just the "fast part" of the song isolated.
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category:Songs with vocals]]

<references />

Word Disassociation

2026-09-13T00:08:44Z

Daft Mouth: added and reformatted downloads

'''Word Disassociation''' is the 17th track on [[Damn Skippy]]. It was later included unaltered as the 8th track on [[Almanac 2009]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Word Disassociation
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 13, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2004/09/13/</ref>
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]] [[Almanac 2009]]
|duration = 4:01
|tempo = 140
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Word%20Disassociation.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/word-disassociation Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/17%20-%20Word%20Disassociation.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Word%20Disassociation%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/word-disassociation-instrumental Needlejuice Instrumental] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Word%20Disassociation%20(Vocals).mp3 Vocals] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/word-disassociation-vocals Needlejuice Vocals]
}}
==History==
Word Disassociation has been one of the most loved songs among the [[Illemonati]] since the release of [[Damn Skippy]]. However, thanks to [[Neil]]’s music video, [[Lemon Demon]] newbies are getting interested in it. The lyrics were used as titles for members of the Lemon Demon forum, according to number of posts. (Once the poster passed antidisestablishmentarianism, the titles switched to crayon colour names from [[Ode to Crayola]].) Neil states in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|commentary track]] that this was probably one of the only songs he made that you can dance to.
==Lyrics==
Enemy lasagna
Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks
Why coffee gymnastic
Motorcycle unibrow
Existential plastic extra nightly cow

Damn jettison goodbye through
Everything center who
Spidery concubine
Pale lickity-split remorse
Vitamin after force
Already nested human wine

Flight
Luminary uprise
Entanglement broke
Unsophisticated clockwise
Holiday way smoke
Abundant various
Metaphorically applause
Underneath hilarious oxymoron claws

Rectangular awkward hurt
Million controvert
Never undressing sneer
Blue therapy fall inside
Father dethrone applied
Guillotine apprehensive engineer

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation

Prance omelette stalking chimneysweep
Eleven hatred earmuff okay rathskeller
My elusive hula yellow sketching creamy helium gentlemanly
Communique...

Flouncy
Panicky redundant
Psychedelic while
Raisin terrible abundant
Polyurethane smile
Scrumptious mechanical
Jungle uncle wish
Paleobotanical backwards licorice

Truth medical entertain
Cleverly porridge brain
Jellyfish fingernail
Agnostic oppressive wall
Platypus parasol
Sauntering sawdust opera monorail playing...

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation

Letter no sly violin dust-bunny
Explode serenade why spoil play drip
Skullduggery freezer monocle pelican
Cool milk freak tongue television staple-gun
Mellow face bubblegum periscope fight silly
Elephant akimbo paranoia sever maybe
Crush toy spoon melt feather clear king weird
Space love domino reality apostrophe

Dollar jade velocity meringue assuming gentle mister
(Disassociation)
Advertisement suitcase pining lobsters over murderous
(Disassociation)
Distraction flames imposter a-capella crouch about bionic
(Disassociation)
Ruby quickly antidisestablishmentarianism

Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)
Word Disassociation (Disassociation)

==Music Video==

{{Infobox_video
|title = Word Disassociation
|video_Category = Music Video
|creator = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|cast = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[The Clown Quartet|Clown Quartet]] Puppets
|crew = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|year = January 8, 2006<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2006/01/08/</ref>
|screenshot = Thumb-word.jpg
|duration = 04:05
}}

<youtube>pRisDso99s0</youtube>

==Personnel==
*[[Neil Cicierega]] - vocals, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squier Squier] Stratocaster electric guitar, out of tune piano, instrument programming

==Trivia==
[[File:Worddisassociation.png|thumb|The song's specific cover.]]
*Neil played the intro slowly on a broken piano and sped it up electronically.
*This song’s intro sounds a lot like the introduction to [https://tmbw.net/wiki/They_Got_Lost_(Live_STD) They Got Lost] by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Might_Be_Giants They Might Be Giants] from their [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severe_Tire_Damage_(album) Severe Tire Damage] album.
*“Why” and “abundant” are the only words not in the chorus that are said more than once.
* Although said in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|commentary]], “nipple” does not appear in this song.
*There are exactly 205 words in this song, not including “Word” or “Disassociation”.
*As well as an official instrumental and vocal version of this song being available, a song named [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Words.mp3 Words.mp3] exists which is simply the vocals of the fastest part of Word Disassociation. This was made for live shows (like other backings within [[Lemaoke]]).
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category:Songs with vocals]]

<references />

Dizziful Bliss

2026-09-13T00:03:08Z

Daft Mouth: added tempo

[[Dizziful Bliss]] is the 16th track on [[Damn Skippy]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Dizziful Bliss
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:43
|genre = Rock
|tempo = 140
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dizziful-bliss Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/16%20-%20Dizziful%20Bliss.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/16%20-%20Dizziful%20Bliss.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Dizziful%20Bliss%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dizziful-bliss-instrumental Instrumental Remaster]
}}

==Lyrics==
If you are not busy right now
close your eyes and spin in your chair
Everything is moving when you stop and look out
It won't stay still no matter where you stare

This is hardly my cup of tea
It could be a problem if I tried to stand up
I'm so sorry that I made you join in
Still I promise that I won't throw up, no

We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round

This is kind of addicting now
all the fun ways that we can roam
Oops I almost just fell down the stairs
which is kind of hard to do in a one story home, now

Imagine if everybody in the whole wide world felt just like this
Why, I could envision a universe joined hand in hand in dizziful bliss, now

(instrumental)

I've heard that falling in love
feels a bit like this, well maybe not quite
but maybe it makes you feel nauseous at first
and once you get the hang of it it feels alright, alright

We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round
We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round
We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round

== Trivia ==

* This song has an instrumental version which was later remastered and added as the 23rd bonus track on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] reissue of [[Damn Skippy]].

[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]

Dizziful Bliss

2026-09-11T10:04:35Z

Daft Mouth: added downloads, and trivia

[[Dizziful Bliss]] is the 16th track on [[Damn Skippy]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Dizziful Bliss
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:43
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dizziful-bliss Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/16%20-%20Dizziful%20Bliss.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/16%20-%20Dizziful%20Bliss.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Dizziful%20Bliss%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dizziful-bliss-instrumental Instrumental Remaster]
}}

==Lyrics==
If you are not busy right now
close your eyes and spin in your chair
Everything is moving when you stop and look out
It won't stay still no matter where you stare

This is hardly my cup of tea
It could be a problem if I tried to stand up
I'm so sorry that I made you join in
Still I promise that I won't throw up, no

We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round

This is kind of addicting now
all the fun ways that we can roam
Oops I almost just fell down the stairs
which is kind of hard to do in a one story home, now

Imagine if everybody in the whole wide world felt just like this
Why, I could envision a universe joined hand in hand in dizziful bliss, now

(instrumental)

I've heard that falling in love
feels a bit like this, well maybe not quite
but maybe it makes you feel nauseous at first
and once you get the hang of it it feels alright, alright

We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round
We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round
We're staggering wobbly dizzy confused little people spinning round and round and round
We're wobbly staggering dizzy confused little people spinning round and round

== Trivia ==

* This song has an instrumental version which was later remastered and added as the 23rd bonus track on the [[Needlejuice Records|Needlejuice]] reissue of [[Damn Skippy]].

[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]

Smell Like a Cookie All Day

2026-09-11T09:59:15Z

Daft Mouth: added downloads, track number

{{Infobox_song
|title = Smell Like a Cookie All Day
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:33
|genre = Rock
|tempo = 97, 140
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/15%20-%20Smell%20Like%20a%20Cookie%20All%20Day.mp3 MP3] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/smell-like-a-cookie-all-day Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/15%20-%20Smell%20Like%20a%20Cookie%20All%20Day.flac Original CD FLAC]
}}

'''Smell Like a Cookie All Day''' is the 15th track on [[Damn Skippy]]. The song is based upon a Mystery Science Theater 3000 quote, “Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear and you’ll smell like a cookie all day.” Neil Cicierega has stated that “I loved the quote so much that I decided to make it into an overblown song about how it’s the ultimate advice to all of life’s woes.”

==Lyrics==
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water,
Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey.
You felt good and plucky, as nice as can be,
But no one’s that lucky, so listen to me.

''When life is not so nice, remember this advice:''
''Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear
And you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''
''Yes, you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''

I used to feel like my world was a bucket of sorrow;
A mountain of sadness,
A miserable wilted bouquet,
A big rotten pumpkin.
I wished I were dead,
And I’d almost jumped when it popped in my head.

''The key to happiness is merely only this:''
''Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear''
''And you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''
''Yes, you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''

We wander aimlessly for God knows how many miles and then we die.
So very clueless to the truth, so very blind, unsatisfied.
If only the human race would wake the hell up and finally understand
Exactly what it needs to do to meet the spirit’s silent demand.

They say it’s human nature, wars will be fought and innocents will be killed.
And every soul we lose is yet another mission unfulfilled.
Meanwhile it seems like I’m the only living person who knows
Exactly how the story goes.
The answer’s right in front of our nose.

''My friend, humanity, stop this insanity,''
''Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear''
''And you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''
''Yes, you’ll smell like a cookie all day.''

== Trivia ==

* Despite Neil’s claim to the contrary in this song’s commentary, “I wished I were dead” is, in fact, “well grammar”: he correctly used the subjunctive mood<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subjunctive_mood</ref>. Changing the phrase to “was dead” would actually be grammatically incorrect. The phrase “very well grammar” is, however, incorrect itself.

Ode to Crayola

2026-09-11T09:53:15Z

Daft Mouth: added live performance + practice session

'''Ode to Crayola''' is the 13th track on [[Damn Skippy]].

{{Infobox_song
|title = Ode to Crayola
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:11
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Ode%20to%20Crayola.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/13%20-%20Ode%20to%20Crayola.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/ode-to-crayola Needlejuice Remaster] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Ode%20to%20Crayola%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Backings%20%5b2010%20-%202012%5d/Ode%20To%20Crayola%20%5b2010%20Backing%5d.mp3 2010 Backing]
|tempo = 145
}}

==Lyrics==
Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green.
That's what I said.
Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine...
Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too,
and Gold so true it glows.
I love the Razzmatazz, and Purple Pizazz,
and Razzle Dazzle Rose.

Every color's like an old friend.
Hot Magenta is a godsend.

I took the factory tour.
It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed.
I know they're pieces of wax,
but I can never relax without my box of 96.

Crayola, Crayola's all that I know.
The colors, delicious, making a rainbow.
Crayola, I love you so.

I love them so much, every shade, every gorgeous hue.
It's no surprise
they're taking over everything that I say and do.
I'm gonna rise at dawn with no clothes on,
and color on my skin.
Colors of life and love from Heaven above,
absolve me of my sin.

I would wear them like a nightgown,
but they're getting kinda worn down.

I took the factory tour.
It really opened the door, and I at once became transfixed.
I know they're pieces of wax,
but I can never relax without my box of 96.

I love you Vivid Violet.
I love you Robin's Egg Blue.
I love you Screamin' Green,
and Purple Mountain's Majesty too.
I really love my babies
I really love my babies
I love my crayons and I love the way the taste

Crayola, Crayola's all that I know.
The colors, delicious, making a rainbow.
Crayola, I love you so.

== Alternate Versions ==

* [[Ode to Crayola (2011 Version)]] from the Live (Only Not) EP

* <code>[https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20something.mp3 Lemon Demon - something.mp3]</code> an early demo of the song released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]].

==Live Performances==

*[https://youtu.be/AKk6In-o6tk?si=1sAwIU6zz6r01sF- The song was played live on Hooray Radio]
*Plain Street Studios (November 19th, 2005, Rockwell, MA)<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2005/11/19/</ref>
*[https://youtu.be/PKrokSqflzk?si=E_WuHnq_zm1abuCd&t=1417 Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/11%20Ode%20To%20Crayola.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006 (July 30th, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
*Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockwell, MA)
*[https://youtu.be/B4LCxH2qxHM?si=RYvAoPL5Gg5BqT49&t=268 Imagination Summit (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/06%20Ode%20To%20Crayola.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
*Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)
*Youmacon 2008 (October 31st, 2008, Dearborn, MA)
*[https://youtu.be/wkrhgy0xoj4?si=4zUuXzPcsJ27v0vP Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MA)]
** A [https://lemondemon.com/rarities/Practice%2010-15-2010.mp3 recording of a practice] (dated October 15th, 2010) for this performance was released in the [[Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump|2024 rarities dump]]. This practice includes Ode to Crayola.

[[Category: Songs with backings]]

<references />

Rainwater

2026-09-11T09:48:07Z

Daft Mouth: added download, reformatted downloads

{{Infobox_song
|title = Rainwater
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = March 21, 2005
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 2:16
|tempo = 150
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/rainwater Needlejuice remaster] [https://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/14%20-%20Rainwater.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2005%5d%20Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Damn%20Skippy%20%5bCDR%5d/14%20-%20Rainwater.flac Original CD FLAC] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukn5UD8xm4 Youtube]
}}

'''Rainwater''' is the 14th track on [[Damn Skippy]].
==Lyrics==
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
Hold your mouth below a drain on a
rainy day, it looks like plain water
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
And if collected in a jug
Boiled and poured into a mug
Will it be okay for me
to use it to make my morning tea?
You know, I don't see any germs
This neither denies or confirms
My prevailing suspicion
Of its composition
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
Hold your mouth below a drain on a
rainy day, it looks like plain water
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
(distorted)
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
Hold your mouth below a drain on a
rainy day, it looks like plain water
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?
Is it safe to drink the rainwater?

==Trivia==
This song shares a couple of instruments and drums with [[Not Applicable]]. 1:45 in Rainwater and 2:57 in Not Applicable sound quite similar.

Ode to Crayola

2026-09-11T09:40:33Z

Daft Mouth: added alternate versions section