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Fuzzy

2025-10-03T09:51:16Z

Daftmouth: lyrics for fuzzy. i will do the song infobox thing, im still learning

This is a cover of a song by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Moses_Leroy The Incredible Moses Leroy].

== Lyrics ==
And you are soft and cuddly.

And you are warm and fuzzy.

Lonely blue eye nazi prom queen.

Bruised knuckle boy tired of crawling.

Let’s paint the town red, like “carrie.”

Because I am your— I am your toy,

Foxy lady.

And you are bright and starry.

I’m not that bad, just got lucky.

And heaven can wait.

I’m standing.

You on my shoulder,

Demanding.

And you are soft and fuzzy.

And you are truly lovely.

You are my itchy sweater.

You are my lovely love-getter.

Yeah.

Fuzzy

2025-10-03T09:32:03Z

Daftmouth: direct additions from the original WikiLemon

This is a cover of a song by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Moses_Leroy The Incredible Moses Leroy].

Between You and Me

2025-10-02T22:35:08Z

Daftmouth: /* Trivia */ fixed link

{{Infobox_song
|title = Between You And Me
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 3:54
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/between-you-and-me Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/13%20-%20Between%20You%20and%20Me.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Between%20You%20and%20Me%20(Backing).mp3 Backing] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Between%20You%20and%20Me%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 93
}}

'''Between You And Me''' is the thirteenth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].

Lyrically, it is a love song from the perspective of a long-distance relationship.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>(...how!)

Almost every day, I am swept away
From the dull, void and null, by the things you say
Wouldn't it be great, living in one state?
State of mind, intertwined, that you help create

When we're on the phone, I am no longer alone
It's a start, but my heart is still in another time zone
You're the greatest thing random fate couldn't bring
Still, I smile. Maybe I'll meet you in the spring

What if I don't? God I hope I do
Wishes come true

Waiting for everything to fall into place
So far a distance just to see face to face
Between you and me, I think rules don't apply
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try

You are, indubitably
The loveliest possible person for me
Why weren't we thrown together
Somewhere nice with perfect weather?

Where cosmic placement failed
Where Serendipity dragged her tail
Is where we are right now
We must escape, but we don't know how

You know what would be rad?
If I were rich, and if I had
An aeroplane with giant wings
And funky old propeller things

I would fly right by your place
And pick you up with gentle grace
And fly straight into outer space
Just to see you face to face

And when we come back, we'll be fast asleep
Counting camels instead of sheep

Waiting for everything to fall into place
So far a distance just to see face to face
Between you and me, I think rules don't apply
Between you and me is a space we can walk if we try

Wonder if I'll ever be with you?
Do wishes come true?
God I hope they do</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* The “how” at the beginning of the song is actually part of the “And how!” from the end of [[Consumer Whore]].
* The tail end of the final chord in this song is heard at the very beginning of the subsequent track, [[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]].
[[Category:Songs with backings]]
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]

Consumer Whore

2025-10-02T22:33:13Z

Daftmouth: the link to 'Between You and Me' now works on this pages trivia section

{{Infobox_song
|title = Consumer Whore
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 2:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/consumer-whore Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/12%20-%20Consumer%20Whore.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Hip%20To%20The%20Javabean%20Stems/Consumer%20Whore%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 126
}}

'''Consumer Whore''' is the twelfth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>What are you waiting for, enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show, no need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials on my plasma screen
It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine

My Nike shoes are on my feet
I'm going out to get some McDonald's to eat

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

(Gibberish.)

My life's a mess, I'm all alone
But that's okay, ‘cause I got my cute little Nokia cell-phone

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me you feel it too
This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet
Extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the smirking rottweilers
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Please tell me you feel it too

It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore
(And how!)</nowiki>

==Trivia==
[[File:Andhow.jpeg|thumb|A screenshot from Don Hertzfeldt’s ''[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rejected Rejected]'']]
* This song was inspired by [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Hertzfeldt Don Hertzfeldt]’s ''Rejected'', made clear by the “And how!” at the end.
* However, the “And how!” gets cut off at “And” and flows into the next track, [[Between You and Me]] with “How!” starting off the song.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

Correctional Facility Food Sucks

2025-09-29T03:19:00Z

Daftmouth: typo in the reversed section of the lyrics

'''Correctional Facility Food Sucks''' is a bizarre, cacophonous megamix of dozens of various sound clips attributed to [[Lemon Demon]].{{Infobox_song
|title = Correctional Facility Food Sucks
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2003
|recorded = 2003
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = 
|album = Non Album Track
|duration = 5:48
|tempo = 
|genre = Sound Collage
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Correctional%20Facility%20Food%20Sucks.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Lyrics ==
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!

I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis
I have no penis

Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail
Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail, mail
You’ve got
Goodbye

Hey buddy, if you’re a man looking for another man,
then you’ve called the right place,
because this is the cheapest gay phone service around.
We’re talking about a average market of only $2.99 to $4.99 per minute.
[unintelligible talking]

[strange noises include Gunshots, the “BUST commercial” from the sims 1 game completely unintelligible speaking “sim Speak”]

[lots of sound effects with shouting]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot
Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite
Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho
oh oy ,seitrae’ em ,pu knirD

Pika pika pi

Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail
Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail
Welcome
You’ve got mail, mail
You’ve got
Goodbye

[THX sound]

[Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”

[THX sound]

I have no penis
I have no penis

[La Cucaracha begins]
Fridge Largemeat
Butch Deadlift
Slab Bulkhead
Flint Chesthair
[unintelligible, sounds like a small aircraft gear raising motor]

[radio speak]
[La Cucaracha ends]
It’s great to be here with you young witches, on this fabulous night
Remember girls, show the world — (Happy birthdaaaaaugh)
Let them know it’s ha-hallow—ha-halloween

[scene from scooby doo, Shaggy’s Nervous, hopeless, doomed laugh]

I… have… no… peeeeeeniiiiss…

I’m wearing brown pants

[noise]

[unintelligible]

[Windows signing in sound]

Arnold’s coming to town.
He’s going to — and he’s going to break your legs.
[Windows signing out sound]
With a m—uh—with a monkey wrench,
I’m going to break your legs with a monkey wrench until you die.
Because I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg—
Oh, oops… *cough* Sorry about that.
Sometimes my voice goes a little weird when I’m talking in my normal voice, like this.
It just goes all weird like that; I don’t know why.
I’m going to have to see a doctor about it.
If he tries to touch my pee-pee, I’m going to break his hair. With a monkey wrench.

[THX sound]

Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!
Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!

Wiener, wiener, wien-wien-wiener

[unintelligible believed to be “I am Mr. Milky Toes, and]

I wear pantyhose

I gotta have more cowbell!

Hrngh… who is the fat man, I wonder? And how does he fit into this sinister puzzle?

[Chewbacca sound]

[Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”]

I have no penis

sreggit tuoba gniht lufrednow ehT

Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee!

[“Shaggy” Scene repeats again]

Welcome, welcome, welcome
You’ve got
Welcome
You’ve got
Welcome, welcome, welcome
Mail
Welcome
You’ve got

Neem een ander in de maling (Ah ah ah yeah)
Loop niet an m’n kop te zeuren (Oewoho oewoho)
Jij mot niet so ouwehoere (Ah ah ah yeah)
Aàh, alle vrouwen zijn ‘t zelfde (Oewoho oewoho)

I have no penis, I have no penis, I have pe- I have pe- I have pe- I have no penis

I’ma Wario! I’ma gonna win!
Wee hee, I got it!
Aiaiaiayia!!

[Splat!]

== Trivia ==

* A reversed version of this composition exists under the name '''Panda Zero'''. It can be heard [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Panda%20Zero.mp3 here].
* Originally titled '''Cicierega’s Homme Saint De Fromage in G minor'''.