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Heh

2025-10-14T20:11:09Z

Helianseverus: /* Trivia */ The actual title of the version of Who Do You Want To Be that Neil sampled is Who Do You Want To Be (1988 Boingo Alive Version).

{{Infobox song|album=Non-Album Track|artist=MEGO vs. SPAGO|duration=3:13|externalLinks=[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Miscellaneous/Mego%20vs%20Spago%20-%20Heh.mp3 MP3]|genre=Rock|singer=N/A|title=Heh|writer=[[Neil Cicierega]]|language=N/A}}

'''Heh''' is an instrumental song by [[MEGO vs. SPAGO]]. It was released in February 3rd, 2001

== Trivia ==

* This song contains a sample of Oingo Boingo’s “Who Do You Want To Be (1988 Boingo Alive Version)”

Equipment

2024-01-24T00:21:10Z

Helianseverus: /* Soundfonts */ Added a drumset used in Hazel's Modus Operandi

This is a list of equipment Neil has used in-studio/live.

==Software==
* Cool Edit Pro 2 (Demo song heard in [[Shut Up Your Mouth]])
* Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 (1997 - 2006?) ([http://wiki.mumbergo.net/index.php/File:VOSfile.png Vow of Silence project file])
* Sonar 5 Professional/Sonar X3 Producer (2006 - now?)
* Reaper (since [[I Am Become Christmas]])
* Adobe Audition (mastering)

==Instruments==
* Squier Stratocaster (appears in the [[Word Disassociation]] video)
* 25-Key Accordion (named Cap'n Crunch, formerly Kiki)
* Yamaha Motif 8 ([[Youmacon]] 2009)
* Korg microKORG XL (Youmacon 2011, turned into a keytar)
* Yamaha SHS10 (seen on switchable [[Dinosaurchestra]] cover, [[Welcome to the Jungle]])
* Roland JV-80
* Jew Harp ([[Kitten Is Angry]])
* Yamaha CS15 ([[Matches and Nails]], [[Somnolence]])
==Gear==
* M-Audio Axiom 61 (MIDI controller)
* Marshall MXL V67G
* Behringer AMP800
* PreSONUS TubePRE
* Digitech RP200

==VSTs==
* Synth1 ([[Dinosaurchestra Part Three]], [[Brodyquest]], post-I Am Become Christmas)
* Native Instruments FM7
* GSi MrRay73 Mark II
* Acoustica Pianissimo
* Toontrack EZdrummer (post-[[View-Monster]])
* FL Slayer ([[Redesign Your Logo]], only available in FL Studio)
* Garritan’s Stradivari Violin ([[Touch-Tone Telephone]], Redesign Your Logo)
* Bitspeek ([[Spirit Phone]])
* SimSynth ([[Deporitaz]] era)
* TAL Noisemaker ([[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]])
* Melodyne
* Fretted and LePou's Guitar Amps
* Korg M1 ([[Proteus]])

==Soundfonts==
* FluidR3
** Slap Bass ([[Captain Planet]])
** Power Drumkit ([[Mr. Wolfgang]])
** Yamaha Grand Piano ([[Hydroelectric Viking Funeral]], [[Behold the FUTURE]])
** Room Drumkit ([[Pumpkin Pie|Pumpkin Pie [Earlier Version]]])
** Electronic Drumkit ([[Bad Electricity]])
* Many Hammersound.com soundfonts
** HS-R8 Drums ([[Kaleidoskull]], [[320x200]], [[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)]])
** DX-SYN CLAV ([[Vow of Silence]])
** P600-PLUGBAS (Vow of Silence)
** P600-WAHSYNTH (Vow of Silence)
** DX-FUNKBASS ([[Attention]])
* 4GMGSMT.sf2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_SSw-Ja4bw Two and a half hours of MIDI])
* Yamaha S-YXG50 ([[Hazel's Modus Operandi]])

==Sources==
* [https://lemondemon.fandom.com/wiki/Neil_Cicierega/FAQ WikiLemon FAQ]
* [https://neilblr.com/post/40060536191 Neilblr]
* [https://usesthis.com/interviews/neil.cicierega/ UsesThis]

Equipment

2024-01-21T23:17:40Z

Helianseverus: /* Soundfonts */ Added the Bad Electricity drumset

This is a list of equipment Neil has used in-studio/live.

==Software==
* Cool Edit Pro 2 (Demo song heard in [[Shut Up Your Mouth]])
* Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 (1997 - 2006?) ([http://wiki.mumbergo.net/index.php/File:VOSfile.png Vow of Silence project file])
* Sonar 5 Professional/Sonar X3 Producer (2006 - now?)
* Reaper (since [[I Am Become Christmas]])
* Adobe Audition (mastering)

==Instruments==
* Squier Stratocaster (appears in the [[Word Disassociation]] video)
* 25-Key Accordion (named Cap'n Crunch, formerly Kiki)
* Yamaha Motif 8 ([[Youmacon]] 2009)
* Korg microKORG XL (Youmacon 2011, turned into a keytar)
* Yamaha SHS10 (seen on switchable [[Dinosaurchestra]] cover, [[Welcome to the Jungle]])
* Roland JV-80
* Jew Harp ([[Kitten Is Angry]])
* Yamaha CS15 ([[Matches and Nails]], [[Somnolence]])
==Gear==
* M-Audio Axiom 61 (MIDI controller)
* Marshall MXL V67G
* Behringer AMP800
* PreSONUS TubePRE
* Digitech RP200

==VSTs==
* Synth1 ([[Dinosaurchestra Part Three]], [[Brodyquest]], post-I Am Become Christmas)
* Native Instruments FM7
* GSi MrRay73 Mark II
* Acoustica Pianissimo
* Toontrack EZdrummer (post-[[View-Monster]])
* FL Slayer ([[Redesign Your Logo]], only available in FL Studio)
* Garritan’s Stradivari Violin ([[Touch-Tone Telephone]], Redesign Your Logo)
* Bitspeek ([[Spirit Phone]])
* SimSynth ([[Deporitaz]] era)
* TAL Noisemaker ([[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]])
* Melodyne
* Fretted and LePou's Guitar Amps
* Korg M1 ([[Proteus]])

==Soundfonts==
* FluidR3
** Slap Bass ([[Captain Planet]])
** Power Drumkit ([[Mr. Wolfgang]])
** Yamaha Grand Piano ([[Hydroelectric Viking Funeral]], [[Behold the FUTURE]])
** Room Drumkit ([[Pumpkin Pie|Pumpkin Pie [Earlier Version]]])
** Electronic Drumkit ([[Bad Electricity]])
* Many Hammersound.com soundfonts
** HS-R8 Drums ([[Kaleidoskull]], [[320x200]], [[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)]])
** DX-SYN CLAV ([[Vow of Silence]])
** P600-PLUGBAS (Vow of Silence)
** P600-WAHSYNTH (Vow of Silence)
** DX-FUNKBASS ([[Attention]])
* 4GMGSMT.sf2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_SSw-Ja4bw Two and a half hours of MIDI])

==Sources==
* [https://lemondemon.fandom.com/wiki/Neil_Cicierega/FAQ WikiLemon FAQ]
* [https://neilblr.com/post/40060536191 Neilblr]
* [https://usesthis.com/interviews/neil.cicierega/ UsesThis]

Soft Fuzzy Man

2024-01-21T20:06:23Z

Helianseverus: There is now a demo found for Soft Fuzzy Man, removed the inaccuracy as of Jan 7.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Soft Fuzzy Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 2:54
|tempo = 145
|genre = Electropop, Synth-Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/soft-fuzzy-man Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/soft-fuzzy-man Needlejuice Bandcamp] [https://youtu.be/pjeF8aiQgLU YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/6gh78DdZtoLjnMs9I1Jkam?si=db3382196e4f46d9 Spotify]
}}
Soft Fuzzy Man is the ninth track on [[Spirit Phone]].
According to Neil, the song has been through numerous lyrical changes, the most notable of which being an early version of the track containing the "Don't worry, Bill Murray" rhyming couplet later used in [[123456 Pokemon]], indicating the instrumental to this track has existed since at least 2008. In terms of lyrical meaning, Neil has stated in the [[Spirit Phone: Commentary|Spirit Phone Commentary]]<ref>https://youtu.be/yYTP-5Yds6k</ref> that:<blockquote>"This song is about a cloud man, or a ghost or maybe just a metaphor for someone who thinks that being a total mystery makes him attractive[...]There's something about male unrelatability in there, but mostly its just a cloud man song. "</blockquote>In 2024, as a part of the rarities dump, a demo of Soft Fuzzy Man was released. You can hear it [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/SoftFuzzyMan.mp3 here].
== Lyrics ==
<nowiki>Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An ambient man)
A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man

Can't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
I'm all around
All cold and dreamy

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (A wisp of smoke man)
To waft over you and cloud up your view
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man

Although I have no arms to hold you in
A human passion burns within me
I need to feel like I exist
So please, baby, please, baby step into the mist

Don't be nervous
No, don't be nervous
I'm not like other guys
Who have a surface

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An atmospheric man)
A shimmering puff of indistinct love
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?

Who seeps through your thoughts
Who makes you see spots
Who blows through the air
Who plays with your hair
I know it sounds crazy
But once you go hazy, you'll understand
I'm your soft, fuzzy man</nowiki>

== Trivia ==
* "Soft Fuzzy Man" was a nickname later given to Maui, Neil and Ming's cat who was featured on the spirit phone album cover.
* This is one of the many tracks from Lemon Demon's discography that have gained a large following years after the songs initial release due to Aimkid's fan animation of the song<ref>https://youtu.be/hsKV_jdd5PM?si=VLhdxc6MgEYglC1L</ref>

==References==
<references />

Lifetime Achievement Award

2024-01-21T03:59:18Z

Helianseverus: /* Trivia */ Added links to RocketScience and Experiments in the Revival demos from the rarities site

{{Infobox_song
|title = Lifetime Acheivement Award
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 6:07
|tempo = 154
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/lifetime-achievement-award Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/lifetime-achievement-award Needlejuice Bandcamp] [https://youtu.be/VMStKtXO4A8?si=QxfNO3df7Uv8Ppyx YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/7LJcVOt1QSkzSxCR3MLmbe Spotify]
}}
'''Lifetime Acheivement Award''' is the first track on [[Spirit Phone]]. The album opens with white noise that [[Neil]], in the [[Spirit Phone: Commentary|Spirit Phone Commentary]], explains is a ghost that returns throughout the album at times. Early versions of the song were titled "Experiments in the Revival" before Neil settled on the title, which is a reference to a 1940's Soviet film called ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experiments_in_the_Revival_of_Organisms Experiments in the Revival of Organisms]''. Also within the commentary, Neil explains the meaning of the lyrics:

<blockquote>"...I got this whole song about creepy scientists reviving dead musicians, reviving them straight into new contracts like performing animals. This song idea goes back to 2012, when there was that whole, I guess scandal about the hologram version of Tupac... remember that? I barely remember that, but, anyway, the early 2010's is where this song was born. And the references to Michael Jackson's death and to Katy Perry sort of date it, but not too badly, 'cause Katy Perry's still doing her thing and Michael Jackson's still dead."</blockquote>

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Die-hard fans adored your hands
They loved your throat and, quote-unquote, "you"
Hey, remember Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson really happened
Delta Echo Alpha Delta
Walking on the moon forever

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one

Bro, you look amazing!
Really put together
It's like you haven't aged a day
It's like we know what we're doing or something
You've been gone for way too long
Like half a year - an entire career for some
Good luck getting into Heaven
If you live past twenty-seven
Listen to the radiation
Put you back in circulation, oh no!

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
Oh, but you never died!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Ain't no cemetery you can't shed (Oh no)
Ain't nowhere you can hide!
Don't be frightened of us
Soon enough you're gonna love us, just remember

This is your last ride ever, forever
Fill up your lungs - feel better?
Look - it's you, good as new
New hands, new throat, new living tissue
You earned this new purpose
Lifetime achievement award

Don't be nervous, baby
We put a billion eyes back on you
From the grave to the stage
You're unnatural, babe!

You are dead and buried, you are dead (Oh no)
That's being revised!
Even as we speak we're synthesizing blood and organs
Synthesizing heart and soul
Even Katy Perry knows you're dead (Oh no)
Won't she be surprised!
When we get your heart to start tomorrow
When you see the chart tomorrow you'll be number one
(Oh no, oh no)

Due to my strong personal convictions
(Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
Due to my strong personal convictions
(Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief in the occult (A belief in the occult)
Due to my strong personal convictions
(Due to my strong personal convictions)
I wish to stress (I wish to stress)
That this record (That this record)
In no way endorses (In no way endorses)
A belief (A belief)
In the occult</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* The lyric "You're unnatural, babe!" is a pun/wordplay on "You're a natural, babe!"
* The robot-sounding voice within the song is an Atari speech synthesis program outputting vocals that Neil broke up into different syllables to form words.
* However, the voice at the end of the song, although robot-like, is Neil reciting a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson Michael Jackson] quote from the beginning of the [https://youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA?si=ViFZx3TKfFO7DNAt "Thriller" Music Video], changing "Film" to "Record." This same quote can be found on the inside of the CD versions produced by [[Needlejuice Records]].
* Two early versions were released as a part of the 2024 rarities dump. [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/RocketScience.mp3 First version], [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/Experiments%20in%20the%20Revival.mp3 second version].

Everybody Loves Raymond

2024-01-21T03:53:01Z

Helianseverus: /* Trivia */ Eeeeeeeh added as part of the trivia

{{Infobox_song
|title = Everybody Loves Raymond
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2013-10-28
|recorded = 2012-2013
|albumart = Everybodylovesraymond.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]
|duration = 3:37
|tempo = 170
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/everybody-loves-raymond Bandcamp]
[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/everybody-loves-raymond Remaster]
|addtlInfo = 
}}Everybody Loves Raymond is a song by Lemon Demon. It was posted to Bandcamp as a single in 2013, and was later included on the Nature Tapes EP in 2014.

== Lyrics ==
Dharma and Greg
Who's the Boss?
Sanford and Son
Happy Days
Brotherly Love
My Two Dads
The Flying Nun
Will and Grace
Family Matters
Step By Step
Sister Sister
George Lopez
Fresh Prince
Newhart
Frasier
Night Court
Taxi
Martin
Webster
Friends

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

Yeah, Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Must Love Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

The Facts of Life
King of Queens
Saved By the Bell
Boy Meets World
8 Simple Rules
Growing Pains
Kenan and Kel
Golden Girls
Home Improvement
Charles In Charge
Suddenly Susan
My Mother the Car
Good Times
Roseanne
Yes, Dear
Cavemen
Joey
Seinfeld
Full House
Alf

(Homeboys in Outer Space)

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND
Everybody
EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND

Yeah, yeah, yeah Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody Loves Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

Yeah, Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Loves Raymond
EVERYBODY
Everybody Must Love Raymond
Everybody
(EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY)

== Trivia ==

* The instrumental of this song is based on [[WIERDNESS]], one of the first songs Neil ever made.
* This song was originally considered for [[Spirit Phone]], as evidenced by the [[2012 Spirit Phone Preview]].
* An early mix of this song can be heard [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Nature%20Tapes/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Everybody%20Loves%20Raymond%20%5bEarly%20Mix%5d.mp3 here].
* An earlier instrumental can be found as part of the 2024 rarities dump, it can be heard [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/Eeeeeeeh.mp3 here].

Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump

2024-01-21T03:20:38Z

Helianseverus: Nevermind, I was wrong.

On January 7, 2024, [[Lemon Demon]] released a folder of rarities that contained files such as backing tracks, unfinished songs, and demos.

==Songlist==
All files are listed in alphabetical order.

#[[A Mask of My Own Face]] (Early Version) (a mask of my own face.mp3)
#[[Angry People]] (Early Vocals) (AngryPeopleEvilBabies.mp3)
#[[You're at the Party]] (Early Instrumental) (Ashwagandha.mp3)
#[[Atomic Copper Claw]] (Early Instrumental) (Atomic Copper Claw (beta).mp3)
#[[Ben Bernanke]] (Draft) (ben.mp3)
#Ben Bernanke (Acapella with click track) (Bernanke Vocals.mp3)
#[[Bill Watterson]] (Early Rough Instrumental) (Bill Watterson demo.mp3)
#[[Cabinet Man]] (Early Version) (Cabinet Man.mp3)
#Cabinet Man (Early Instrumental) (cabinetman.mp3)
#[[Catchy]] (catchy.mp3)
#[[It’s Gonna Get Weird]] (Early Version) (Cipher.mp3)
#[[Crisis Actors]] (Early Verision) (crisisactors.mp3)
#[[When He Died]] (Early Version) (died.mp3)
#[[Don’t Be Like the Sun]] (Backing Track) (Don't Be Like the Sun kar.mp3)
#[[Dumpster]] ("Cooler Version") (Dumpster2.mp3)
#[[Everybody Loves Raymond]] (Early Instrumental) (Eeeeeeeh.mp3)
#[[Lifetime Achievement Award]] (Early Version) (Experiments in the Revival.mp3)
#[[Being a Rock Star]] (Early Instrumental) (funkcabaret.mp3)
#[[Funkytown]] (Early Version) (Funkytown.mp3)
#[[Furthermore]] (furthermore.mp3)
#[[Gadzooks]] (Guitar and Vocal Demo) (gadzooks.mp3)
#[[Holy Bison Beaks!]] (Backing Track) (Holy Bison Beaks kar.mp3)
#[[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)]] (Instrumental) (I Know Your Name kar.mp3)
#[[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (Early Instrumental) (Ivanushka.mp3)
#[[Welcome to the Jungle]] ([[They Might Be Giants]] cover) (Jungle.mp3)
#[[The Satirist’s Love Song]] (Early Instrumental) (ladeeda.mp3)
#[[Cabinet Man]] (Band Practice) (LDPractice2011-CabinetMan.mp3)
#[[Goosebumps]] (Band Practice) (LDPractice2011-Goosebumps.mp3)
#[[Reaganomics]] (Band Practice) (LDPractice2011-Reaganomics.mp3)
#[[Lemming Demon]] (Early Version) (Lemmings.mp3)
#[[Bad Idea]] ("Made by muting and unmuting tracks while looping a section of Bad Idea") (Lemon Demon - Bad electricity.mp3)
#[[Matches and Nails]] (Early Instrumental) (Lemon Demon - Matches and Nails (beta).mp3)
#[[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)]] (Early Instrumental) (Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3)
#[[Samuel and Rosella]] (Demo) (Lemon Demon - Samuel and Rosella (demo).mp3)
#[[Ode to Crayola]] (Early Instrumental) (Lemon Demon - something.mp3)
#[[Lemon Demon (song)|Lemon Demon]] (Instrumental) (Lemon Demon kar.mp3)
#[[Eighth Wonder]] (Early Instrumental) (lemurs.mp3)
#[[Listening]] (Listening.mp3)
#[[Redesign Your Logo]] (Early Instrumental) (Logo.mp3)
#[[More Synthpop]] (MoreSynthpop.mp3)
#[[New]] (new.mp3)
#[[The Machine]] (Early Instrumental) (Not A Song Yet.mp3)
#[[The Ocean]] (Early Instrumental) (ocean.mp3)
#[[Kaleidoskull]] (Demo) (pineapple.mp3)
#[[Pizza Heroes]] (Short Version) (Pizza Heroes WE ALWAYS DELIVER.mp3)
#[[10/15/2010 Band Practice]] (Practice 10-15-2010.mp3)
#[[Proteus]] (Proteus.mp3)
#[[Rich Beat]] (Backing Track made for a friend)
#[[Lifetime Achievement Award]] (Early Instrumental) (RocketScience.mp3)
#[[Sam and Claire]] (samandclaire.mp3)
#[[The Satirist’s Love Song]] (Demo) (satire.mp3)
#[[In the Hall of the Mountain King]] ("Short remix of a track by Portsmouth Sinfonia, a deliberately bad orchestra") (Sinfonia.mp3)
#[[Slip N Slide]] (SlipnSlide.mp3)
#[[Soft Fuzzy Man]] (Early Version) (SoftFuzzyMan.mp3)
#[[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (Early Instrumental) (song4willferrell.mp3)
#[[Space Epic]] (Draft of Furthermore) (Space Epic.mp3)
#[[Ancient Aliens]] (Early Instrumental) (Spiral.mp3)
#[[Station of the Dead]] (StationoftheDead.mp3)
#[[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]] (Backing Track) (The Saga of You kar.mp3)
#[[The Good Times Instrumental]] (the_good_times_instrumental.mp3)
#[[Toast]] (Remake of Catchy) (toast.mp3)
#[[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (Early Version) (Touch-Tone Telephone.mp3)
#[[Toy Food]] (Bassless Version) (Toy Food Guitar 2.mp3)
#[[Trumpets]] (Trumpets.mp3)
#[[The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life]] (Guitar and Vocal Demo) (wiggles.mp3)
#[[You're at the Party]] (Early Version) (you're at the party.mp3)
#[[As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It]] (Early Instrumental) (yourdad.mp3)

== External links ==

* [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/ Website Downloads]
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ARBED0yNDF-W_jxWdkcYUa8W2AgMnNtS Google Drive Downloads]
* [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRGK9TQdQz3FFx4e23A3xu5IUn9kiyq9GQAJiSGlSwcfRnSt1Ch7bHdXtEeDa247CIaqNj77ogkJHGh/pubhtml Info Spreadsheet]

Lemon Demon 2024 Rarities Dump

2024-01-21T03:19:43Z

Helianseverus: Fixed the date of the 7th of January to the 6th, as that's when the rarities collection was revealed to the public.

On January 6, 2024, [[Lemon Demon]] released a folder of rarities that contained files such as backing tracks, unfinished songs, and demos.

==Songlist==
All files are listed in alphabetical order.

#[[A Mask of My Own Face]] (Early Version) (a mask of my own face.mp3)
#[[Angry People]] (Early Vocals) (AngryPeopleEvilBabies.mp3)
#[[You're at the Party]] (Early Instrumental) (Ashwagandha.mp3)
#[[Atomic Copper Claw]] (Early Instrumental) (Atomic Copper Claw (beta).mp3)
#[[Ben Bernanke]] (Draft) (ben.mp3)
#Ben Bernanke (Acapella with click track) (Bernanke Vocals.mp3)
#[[Bill Watterson]] (Early Rough Instrumental) (Bill Watterson demo.mp3)
#[[Cabinet Man]] (Early Version) (Cabinet Man.mp3)
#Cabinet Man (Early Instrumental) (cabinetman.mp3)
#[[Catchy]] (catchy.mp3)
#[[It’s Gonna Get Weird]] (Early Version) (Cipher.mp3)
#[[Crisis Actors]] (Early Verision) (crisisactors.mp3)
#[[When He Died]] (Early Version) (died.mp3)
#[[Don’t Be Like the Sun]] (Backing Track) (Don't Be Like the Sun kar.mp3)
#[[Dumpster]] ("Cooler Version") (Dumpster2.mp3)
#[[Everybody Loves Raymond]] (Early Instrumental) (Eeeeeeeh.mp3)
#[[Lifetime Achievement Award]] (Early Version) (Experiments in the Revival.mp3)
#[[Being a Rock Star]] (Early Instrumental) (funkcabaret.mp3)
#[[Funkytown]] (Early Version) (Funkytown.mp3)
#[[Furthermore]] (furthermore.mp3)
#[[Gadzooks]] (Guitar and Vocal Demo) (gadzooks.mp3)
#[[Holy Bison Beaks!]] (Backing Track) (Holy Bison Beaks kar.mp3)
#[[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)]] (Instrumental) (I Know Your Name kar.mp3)
#[[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (Early Instrumental) (Ivanushka.mp3)
#[[Welcome to the Jungle]] ([[They Might Be Giants]] cover) (Jungle.mp3)
#[[The Satirist’s Love Song]] (Early Instrumental) (ladeeda.mp3)
#[[Cabinet Man]] (Band Practice) (LDPractice2011-CabinetMan.mp3)
#[[Goosebumps]] (Band Practice) (LDPractice2011-Goosebumps.mp3)
#[[Reaganomics]] (Band Practice) (LDPractice2011-Reaganomics.mp3)
#[[Lemming Demon]] (Early Version) (Lemmings.mp3)
#[[Bad Idea]] ("Made by muting and unmuting tracks while looping a section of Bad Idea") (Lemon Demon - Bad electricity.mp3)
#[[Matches and Nails]] (Early Instrumental) (Lemon Demon - Matches and Nails (beta).mp3)
#[[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)]] (Early Instrumental) (Lemon Demon - Name Instrumental.mp3)
#[[Samuel and Rosella]] (Demo) (Lemon Demon - Samuel and Rosella (demo).mp3)
#[[Ode to Crayola]] (Early Instrumental) (Lemon Demon - something.mp3)
#[[Lemon Demon (song)|Lemon Demon]] (Instrumental) (Lemon Demon kar.mp3)
#[[Eighth Wonder]] (Early Instrumental) (lemurs.mp3)
#[[Listening]] (Listening.mp3)
#[[Redesign Your Logo]] (Early Instrumental) (Logo.mp3)
#[[More Synthpop]] (MoreSynthpop.mp3)
#[[New]] (new.mp3)
#[[The Machine]] (Early Instrumental) (Not A Song Yet.mp3)
#[[The Ocean]] (Early Instrumental) (ocean.mp3)
#[[Kaleidoskull]] (Demo) (pineapple.mp3)
#[[Pizza Heroes]] (Short Version) (Pizza Heroes WE ALWAYS DELIVER.mp3)
#[[10/15/2010 Band Practice]] (Practice 10-15-2010.mp3)
#[[Proteus]] (Proteus.mp3)
#[[Rich Beat]] (Backing Track made for a friend)
#[[Lifetime Achievement Award]] (Early Instrumental) (RocketScience.mp3)
#[[Sam and Claire]] (samandclaire.mp3)
#[[The Satirist’s Love Song]] (Demo) (satire.mp3)
#[[In the Hall of the Mountain King]] ("Short remix of a track by Portsmouth Sinfonia, a deliberately bad orchestra") (Sinfonia.mp3)
#[[Slip N Slide]] (SlipnSlide.mp3)
#[[Soft Fuzzy Man]] (Early Version) (SoftFuzzyMan.mp3)
#[[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (Early Instrumental) (song4willferrell.mp3)
#[[Space Epic]] (Draft of Furthermore) (Space Epic.mp3)
#[[Ancient Aliens]] (Early Instrumental) (Spiral.mp3)
#[[Station of the Dead]] (StationoftheDead.mp3)
#[[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]] (Backing Track) (The Saga of You kar.mp3)
#[[The Good Times Instrumental]] (the_good_times_instrumental.mp3)
#[[Toast]] (Remake of Catchy) (toast.mp3)
#[[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (Early Version) (Touch-Tone Telephone.mp3)
#[[Toy Food]] (Bassless Version) (Toy Food Guitar 2.mp3)
#[[Trumpets]] (Trumpets.mp3)
#[[The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life]] (Guitar and Vocal Demo) (wiggles.mp3)
#[[You're at the Party]] (Early Version) (you're at the party.mp3)
#[[As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It]] (Early Instrumental) (yourdad.mp3)

== External links ==

* [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/ Website Downloads]
* [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ARBED0yNDF-W_jxWdkcYUa8W2AgMnNtS Google Drive Downloads]
* [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRGK9TQdQz3FFx4e23A3xu5IUn9kiyq9GQAJiSGlSwcfRnSt1Ch7bHdXtEeDa247CIaqNj77ogkJHGh/pubhtml Info Spreadsheet]

Don’t Be Like the Sun

2024-01-21T03:18:13Z

Helianseverus: /* Trivia */ Added link to Don't Be Like the Sun kar (rarities).

{{Infobox_song
|title = Don’t Be Like the Sun
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 3:25
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/04.%20Don't%20Be%20Like%20the%20Sun.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 136
}}

'''Don’t Be Like The Sun''' is the fourth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was the first Lemon Demon track created.

==Lyrics==

<nowiki>The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills
I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills
If you're happier, dial one now

Don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun
(Something went wrong, I hate this song.)
And if I could change one thing about the weather
Well then I would tell the world and I'd become famous
And then I wouldn't need to care about the weather never
Ever anymore ‘cause I would be relaxing in Hawaii

But that is not my fate, I'm trapped inside a cage
It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot
(It's an illusion.)

Caesar was a criminal, but his mother was a saint
Some say that it's subliminal, but I say that it ain't
Science was a masquerade, meant to sell you lemonade
And it worked, they're laughing in their graves
Once again I'm falling down a mountain like a metaphor
(God damn leprechauns, god damn leprechauns.)

Shoot me from a cannon to the moon without a helmet on my head
Or even oxygen to breathe in the offhand chance that there's no
Air

Air is like a something something, air is like an I don't know
And air is just like fog but it's not gray, and it makes me want to
Breathe in toxic little fumes and then I breathe out sugar-frosted blood
All I ever did to make you laugh was breathe out sugar-frosted blood

(What do I do now? Tell me lest I do nothing… guardian devil.)

I'd like to make a toast to all the little garden gnomes
Who bravely sacrificed their lives for me
I'd like to make a toast but no one seems to have a cup
I wonder where my cup has gone I think that it was taken by
The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills
I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills
You've been standing there, blocking my view

Don't be scared by me or me, and don't be like the sun
(Because the sun doesn't really exist, it's an illusion
That's why you shouldn't be like the sun
Because if you are, you don't exist
And I don't associate with people who don't exist.)</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* This was the first [[Lemon Demon]] song, as well as the first single on [[Clown Circus]].
* It was originally released on the Animutation mailing list on January 21st, 2003.
* A backing track from the 2024 rarities collection can be found [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/Don't%20Be%20Like%20the%20Sun%20kar.mp3 here].

Atomic Copper Claw

2024-01-21T03:04:27Z

Helianseverus: /* Trivia */ Added the link to the earlier version of Atomic Copper Claw.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Atomic Copper Claw
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 5:44
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/atomic-copper-claw Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/04%20-%20Atomic%20Copper%20Claw.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 165, 186/93
}}

'''Atomic Copper Claw''' is the fourth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!

I saw it gleaming underneath the fabric
I saw you reaching under, tightening a screw
You try to keep it out of sight in the shadows
Sneaking me that evil little glance that you do, oh

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!

Are you the grisly result of some unauthorized genetics lab experiment gone wrong? (Gone wrong.)
Was there an accident, resulting in the radioactive instrument for which I wrote this song?
I know you're planning on assassinating me with just a couple well placed slashes to the head
But nonetheless I figure, why not ask some questions now?
I won't be asking many when I'm dead!

You may be friendly looking on the outside
But I know why you only wear long sleeves
And I know why you shake with the wrong hand
Don't try to hide it, ‘cause I do believe that…

You're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, ooh, what a surprise!
Go ahead, take a shred, kill me dead
With that atomic copper claw!, yeah, that's what I said

Okay!

Atomic copper claw
Atomic copper claw
Atomic copper claw
You still deny it's even there
All you return me is a stare
If you're so sure of yourself, why don't you show me your hand?
I know your secret and there's no point lying, don't you understand?
Yes, I am well aware. I know it's there
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!
Atomic copper claw!

Hey, hey!
Whee!
Yeah, you're out to get me, gonna scratch out my eyes
With that atomic copper claw, that atomic copper claw</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* There was an earlier version of this song released, in which the song fades in. It also seems to be a little louder in the “mellow into explosion” part. The earlier version, can be found [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/Atomic%20Copper%20Claw%20(beta).mp3 here].
* Other than [[Elsewhere]] and [[Sick Puppy]], this song contains the longest instrumental segment of any song released on a [[Lemon Demon]] album.

Equipment

2024-01-20T20:28:47Z

Helianseverus: /* Soundfonts */ Added the Behold the FUTURE on the FluidR3 section since it was found that both Hydroelectric Viking Funeral and FUTURE use the same piano

This is a list of equipment Neil has used in-studio/live.

==Software==
* Cool Edit Pro 2 (Demo song heard in [[Shut Up Your Mouth]])
* Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 (1997 - 2006?) ([http://wiki.mumbergo.net/index.php/File:VOSfile.png Vow of Silence project file])
* Sonar 5 Professional/Sonar X3 Producer (2006 - now?)
* Reaper (since [[I Am Become Christmas]])
* Adobe Audition (mastering)

==Instruments==
* Squier Stratocaster (appears in the [[Word Disassociation]] video)
* 25-Key Accordion (named Cap'n Crunch, formerly Kiki)
* Yamaha Motif 8 ([[Youmacon]] 2009)
* Korg microKORG XL (Youmacon 2011, turned into a keytar)
* Yamaha SHS10 (seen on switchable [[Dinosaurchestra]] cover, [[Welcome to the Jungle]])
* Roland JV-80
* Jew Harp ([[Kitten Is Angry]])
* Yamaha CS15 ([[Matches and Nails]], [[Somnolence]])
==Gear==
* M-Audio Axiom 61 (MIDI controller)
* Marshall MXL V67G
* Behringer AMP800
* PreSONUS TubePRE
* Digitech RP200

==VSTs==
* Synth1 ([[Dinosaurchestra Part Three]], [[Brodyquest]], post-I Am Become Christmas)
* Native Instruments FM7
* GSi MrRay73 Mark II
* Acoustica Pianissimo
* Toontrack EZdrummer (post-[[View-Monster]])
* FL Slayer ([[Redesign Your Logo]], only available in FL Studio)
* Garritan’s Stradivari Violin ([[Touch-Tone Telephone]], Redesign Your Logo)
* Bitspeek ([[Spirit Phone]])
* SimSynth ([[Deporitaz]] era)
* TAL Noisemaker ([[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]])
* Melodyne
* Fretted and LePou's Guitar Amps
* Korg M1 ([[Proteus]])

==Soundfonts==
* FluidR3
** Slap Bass ([[Captain Planet]])
** Power Drumkit ([[Mr. Wolfgang]])
** Yamaha Grand Piano ([[Hydroelectric Viking Funeral]], [[Behold the FUTURE]])
** Room Drumkit ([[Pumpkin Pie|Pumpkin Pie [Earlier Version]]])
* Many Hammersound.com soundfonts
** HS-R8 Drums ([[Kaleidoskull]], [[320x200]], [[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)]])
** DX-SYN CLAV ([[Vow of Silence]])
** P600-PLUGBAS (Vow of Silence)
** P600-WAHSYNTH (Vow of Silence)
** DX-FUNKBASS ([[Attention]])
* 4GMGSMT.sf2 ([https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_SSw-Ja4bw Two and a half hours of MIDI])

==Sources==
* [https://lemondemon.fandom.com/wiki/Neil_Cicierega/FAQ WikiLemon FAQ]
* [https://neilblr.com/post/40060536191 Neilblr]
* [https://usesthis.com/interviews/neil.cicierega/ UsesThis]

Dave Kelly

2024-01-17T16:53:39Z

Helianseverus: I cannot read apparantly. Sorry, removed my addition to the trivia section.

=== WARNING: THIS PAGE CONTAINS DISTURBING CONTENT. ===
{{Infobox person
|name = Dave Kelly
|relation = former friend of Lemon Demon
|birth_date = September 5, 1980
|hometown = New Jersey
|death_date = January 6, 2017 (supposedly)
|death_place = Virginia
|otherNames = Shmorky, Cave Deli, Daisy Kay
|externalLinks = [https://twitter.com/bughutt Twitter]
}}
'''David Kelly''', known on the internet as '''Shmorky''' was an internet webcomic artist, known for The Flash Tub on the Something Awful forums, which [[Neil]] frequented. Neil had supposedly became friends with Dave on the forums, and Dave would later sing on [[Wizard Hat Pie]]. Even later, Dave sang on [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]], among others. Neil continued to be friends with Dave after [[Clown Circus]], the most recent time Neil mentioned Dave being in [https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/151567.html a 2007 LiveJournal post].

In late 2016, a thread on KiwiFarms was formed about Dave, exposing him as a pedophile. Many of the minors Dave had chatted with, and Dave's old fiance, contributed to the thread. Shortly after, Dave posted a suicide note onto his Patreon, and all of his social media profiles have been radio silent ever since, though some are skeptical.

==Trivia==
* Neil wrote three songs for Dave's [https://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/jefferson-christmas-carol/ A Jefferson Christmas Carol] and [https://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/jefferson-brothers-arrested-5/ Arrested 5].

Dave Kelly

2024-01-17T16:52:56Z

Helianseverus: Added the songs the forbidden one was featured in, in the Trivia section.

I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)

2024-01-17T16:49:57Z

Helianseverus: Capitalized the full title of the song.

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)
|artist = Deporitaz
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|duration = 4:09
|tempo = ~155
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Deporitaz%20-%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20(crappy%20four%20track%20version).mp3 Download from mumbergo.net]
}}

[[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)]] is a lower-quality version of [[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)]] which consists of vocals, piano, drums, and a kazoo solo.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
It was a Friday
I saw a movie but it wasn't very long,
so I snuck into another one
Employees caught me,
they threw me out into the mall
all in all, it was pretty fun.
But then it happened:
I bumped into a random guy, he said "excuse me" and he tried to walk away.
But I had just had a psychic vision,
I said "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name", I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The guy said "Sorry, my name is Fred"
and then he slowly walked away, I never saw that guy again
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish, which was lying on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision, I said "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name" I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The cat said nothing.
And then threw up on to my freshly shampooed carpet,

I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining, I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there, I looked inside to see a homeless man, dresses in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision, I said "Sir I don't know why, but I know your name" I said

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

(kazoo solo)

The homeless man stared
He looked a bit scared

He asked me how I knew his name, I couldn't say
And it was awkward
He fell asleep, and I walked back home in the rain (in the rain)
But then it happened
Another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did
(So I did)
(So I did)
(So I did)
</nowiki>

User:Helianseverus

2024-01-17T01:06:09Z

Helianseverus:

Hello, I am Helianseverus.

YouTube: [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWPWMMkDg8vIX5tieD5mMGw Helianseverus]

I upload videos of Neil's works, similar to how Mumbergo, Emblargo does.

User:Helianseverus

2024-01-17T01:05:06Z

Helianseverus:

Hello, I am Helianseverus.

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWPWMMkDg8vIX5tieD5mMGw

I upload videos of Neil's works, similar to how Mumbergo, Emblargo does.

User:Helianseverus

2024-01-17T01:04:40Z

Helianseverus: Created page with "Hello, I am Helianseverus. YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWPWMMkDg8vIX5tieD5mMGw I upload videos of Neil's works, similar to how Mumbergo, Emblargo does."

Hello, I am Helianseverus.
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWPWMMkDg8vIX5tieD5mMGw
I upload videos of Neil's works, similar to how Mumbergo, Emblargo does.

I Know Your Name (Dimes)

2024-01-17T01:00:09Z

Helianseverus: I added the karaoke instrumental from the Lemon Demon Rarities page.

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name
|artist = Deporitaz
|year = October 4, 2002
|recorded = 2002
|albumart = Dimes.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dimes]]
|duration = 4:30
|tempo = 145
|genre = "Surf rock"
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2002%5d%20Trapezoid%20-%20Dimes/01%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name.flac 2021 CD Rip (FLAC download)]
}}
'''I Know Your Name''' is one of [[Neil Cicierega]]’s first vocal tracks, and the only song released on a [[Deporitaz]] [[Dimes|album]] that features Neil singing.

This song was [[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)|later redone]] by [[Lemon Demon]] and featured on [[Hip To The Javabean]]. In 2024, Neil Cicierega uploaded a [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20kar.mp3 karaoke instrumental] version of this song to the Lemon Demon website.
It was a Friday
I saw a movie but it wasn't very long,
so I snuck into another one
Employees caught me,
they threw me out into the mall
all in all, it was pretty fun.
But then it happened:
I bumped into a random guy, he said "excuse me" and he tried to walk away. (Walk away)
But I had just had a psychic vision,
I said "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name", I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The guy said "Sorry, my name is Fred"
and then he slowly walked away, I never saw that guy again (again).
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish, which was lying on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision, I said "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name" I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The cat said nothing.
And then threw up on to my freshly shampooed carpet,

I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining, I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there, I looked inside to see a homeless man, dresses in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision, I said "Sir I don't know why, but I know your name" I said

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

(instrumental)
(played reverse in the instrumental:
Spongebob Squarepants
Bob Dylan
Bob Ross
Bob Hoffman
Bob Saget
Bob Marley)

The homeless man stared
He looked a bit scared

He asked me how I knew his name, I couldn't say
And it was awkward
He fell asleep, and I walked back home in the rain (in the rain)
But then it happened
Another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did.
==Video==
{{Infobox_video
|title = I Know Your Name
|creator = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|cast = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Ben Cicierega]], and various others
|crew= [[Neil Cicierega]] (music, directing, and editing), [[Alora Lanzillotta]] (assistant directing)
|year = 2002?
|screenshot = IKYN.png
|duration = 4:33
|externalLinks = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7mgP_oxbYg Youtube]
|addtlInfo = 
}}
The video to '''I Know Your Name''' was Neil's first music video. Neil's first video was originally gonna be one for [[A Schizophrenic Twist]], but Neil started to not like the song, and eventually made one for this song. [[Aaron Ackerson]] is featured in this video, though as an edited photo as the random guy Neil bumped into. Aaron is also in the special thanks section at the end of the video.

==See also==
* [[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)]], a version of this song with lower-quality vocals and a kazoo solo.