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Birdhouse In Your Soul

2025-12-28T19:12:47Z

ITeeVee: There isn't any proof of the cover being a single on MP3.com, and was originally uploaded on eviltrailmix and shared on a TMBG Usenet group.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Birdhouse In Your Soul
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = John Linnell
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:33
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/15.%20Birdhouse%20In%20Your%20Soul%20(They%20Might%20Be%20Giants%20cover).mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Birdhouse In Your Soul''' is the fifteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. Birdhouse In Your Soul is a cover of a popular song by the band They Might Be Giants. It was originally made and released on July 17, 2003.
==Lyrics==
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-i-t-e
My story’s infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn’t rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming argonauts

Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it’s always near
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(And while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your
Make a little birdhouse in your
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Idiot Control Now

2025-12-24T23:36:00Z

ITeeVee: Minor edit

{{Infobox_song
|title = Idiot Control Now
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/08.%20Idiot%20Control%20Now.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 135
}}

'''Idiot Control Now''' is the eighth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It is a cover of 'Idiot Control' from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, '303 - Pod People'. It was originally released on mp3.com in April of 2003, highly likely alongside with [[Fire Motif|Fire Motif.]]
==Lyrics==
With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer
Steady as we go we’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light
All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes.

Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go.
Hear the engines roar now (hear the engines roar now)

Idiot control now (idiot contro no)
Hideous control now (hear the engines ol now)
Ninny on the road now (ninny po po now)
Mini in control, wheels on fire, burnin’ rubber tires (rubber tires)
Leery chother rolls now (ee ah ohh…)
Hit it Lesley go now (hit ah go…)
Ninny inches bo now (oh now..)
Pity in a poor boy (po boy…)
Heedy inches roll, bees on pie, burnin’ rubber tires (uh..)

It stinks.

Movie Night

2025-12-24T23:34:59Z

ITeeVee: More small tweaks

{{Infobox_song
|title = Movie Night
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:28
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/17.%20Movie%20Night.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Movie Night''' is the seventeenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on MP3.com in July of 2003, around the time the album was released.
==Lyrics==
It’s movie movie movie night, down at the theater
Let’s get some soda, I’d like a liter
I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see
“The Osbournes Movie” or “Scooby Doo 3”

Let’s see… Let’s see…
Let’s just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people’s heads
So, let’s just see any old thing

There’s lotsa lotsa lotsa films making lotsa revenue
“The Sixth Sense 2” got a pretty good review
Looking at the posters, and feeling kinda manic
I wanna see the preview for “Return of Titanic”

Let’s see… Let’s see…
Let’s just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people’s heads
So, let’s just see any old thing

Big budget action movies for guys
Chick flicks and dramadies for the ladies
Hollywood’s rich and getting richer
But movies were better in the 80s

So what, what, what do we do with our money?
Should we see something scary?
Should we see something funny?

We could see Adam Sandler team up with Jackie Chan
But there is no way that I will pay
For any film that does not cater
To my miniscule attention span

So, let’s just see any old thing
So, let’s just see any old thing

Fiberglass Monkey

2025-12-24T23:33:48Z

ITeeVee: Just tweaking my new changes

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fiberglass Monkey
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/06.%20Fiberglass%20Monkey.mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Fiberglass Monkey''' is the sixth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com in between [[Dance Like an Idiot]] and [[Destructo!]].

==Lyrics==
Every night, I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

Tonight I’ll go to bed with a baseball bat
With a baseball bat
So wish me good luck, and wish me good aim,
‘Cause tonight I’m turning my fear into a game

A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I’m covered in monkey blood

A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies

This was the monkey I despised

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
==Music Video==
<YouTube>https://youtu.be/7J0VRNkUlGU</youtube>
==Trivia==
*This song had an Flash animated video by Andrew Kebble. The video was released April 30, 2006.
*There was an acoustic demo of the song made by Neil, but it was never released.

Movie Night

2025-12-24T23:32:41Z

ITeeVee: The MP3.com page ID for this is greater than the one of Mold En Mono, it is not known if it was released before the album or with it. Very close to it though.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Movie Night
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:28
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/17.%20Movie%20Night.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Movie Night''' is the seventeenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was released as a single on MP3.com in July of 2003, around the time the album was released.
==Lyrics==
It’s movie movie movie night, down at the theater
Let’s get some soda, I’d like a liter
I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see
“The Osbournes Movie” or “Scooby Doo 3”

Let’s see… Let’s see…
Let’s just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people’s heads
So, let’s just see any old thing

There’s lotsa lotsa lotsa films making lotsa revenue
“The Sixth Sense 2” got a pretty good review
Looking at the posters, and feeling kinda manic
I wanna see the preview for “Return of Titanic”

Let’s see… Let’s see…
Let’s just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people’s heads
So, let’s just see any old thing

Big budget action movies for guys
Chick flicks and dramadies for the ladies
Hollywood’s rich and getting richer
But movies were better in the 80s

So what, what, what do we do with our money?
Should we see something scary?
Should we see something funny?

We could see Adam Sandler team up with Jackie Chan
But there is no way that I will pay
For any film that does not cater
To my miniscule attention span

So, let’s just see any old thing
So, let’s just see any old thing

Fiberglass Monkey

2025-12-24T23:27:27Z

ITeeVee: The MP3.com page ID for this song is numerically between Dance Like an Idiot and Destructo!

{{Infobox_song
|title = Fiberglass Monkey
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/06.%20Fiberglass%20Monkey.mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Fiberglass Monkey''' is the sixth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was released in between [[Dance Like an Idiot]] and [[Destructo!]].

==Lyrics==
Every night, I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

Tonight I’ll go to bed with a baseball bat
With a baseball bat
So wish me good luck, and wish me good aim,
‘Cause tonight I’m turning my fear into a game

A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I’m covered in monkey blood

A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies

This was the monkey I despised

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
==Music Video==
<YouTube>https://youtu.be/7J0VRNkUlGU</youtube>
==Trivia==
*This song had an Flash animated video by Andrew Kebble. The video was released April 30, 2006.
*There was an acoustic demo of the song made by Neil, but it was never released.

Idiot Control Now

2025-12-24T23:24:08Z

ITeeVee: I am going by the original MP3.com ID attributed to Idiot Control Now, which is VERY close to the one of Fire Motif's, only a few numbers greater.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Idiot Control Now
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/08.%20Idiot%20Control%20Now.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 135
}}

'''Idiot Control Now''' is the eighth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It is a cover of 'Idiot Control' from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, '303 - Pod People'. It was released in April of 2003, highly likely alongside with [[Fire Motif|Fire Motif.]]
==Lyrics==
With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer
Steady as we go we’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light
All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes.

Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go.
Hear the engines roar now (hear the engines roar now)

Idiot control now (idiot contro no)
Hideous control now (hear the engines ol now)
Ninny on the road now (ninny po po now)
Mini in control, wheels on fire, burnin’ rubber tires (rubber tires)
Leery chother rolls now (ee ah ohh…)
Hit it Lesley go now (hit ah go…)
Ninny inches bo now (oh now..)
Pity in a poor boy (po boy…)
Heedy inches roll, bees on pie, burnin’ rubber tires (uh..)

It stinks.

Lemon Demon

2025-12-21T02:43:09Z

ITeeVee: Editing Singles chronology

[[File:logo.gif|thumb|The “Grinched Font” logo.]]'''Lemon Demon''' is [[Neil Cicierega]]’s second major musical project, after he moved on from [[Trapezoid]]/[[Deporitaz]]. Stylistically, Lemon Demon has differed from Deporitaz in that Lemon Demon has mostly vocal tracks, while Deporitaz had mostly (but not exclusively, in its later days) instrumentals. Also, Deporitaz tracks were primarily arranged using synthesis and sound fonts; while these are still common in Lemon Demon, it makes more use of real recorded instruments such as guitar, accordion and keytar.

==Lemon Demon Live==

In live performances, Lemon Demon consists of [[Neil Cicierega]] on vocals and keyboard, [[Alora Lanzillotta]] on bass guitar, [[Charles “Chooch” Sergio]] on guitar, and [[Greg Lanzillotta]] on drums. Lemon Demon’s previous drummer was [[Tony Wry]], who moved to Detroit, in turn leaving the band around 2008; [[Youmacon]] ‘09 was Lemon Demon’s first show with Greg. Lemon Demon’s live shows range from solo performances during [[Lemonic Demonade]] to larger concerts such as [[Awesomefest]] or [[Youmacon]]. Lemon Demon occasionally performed on Neil’s sporadic internet radio show, [[Hooray Radio]].

==Discography==

'''Albums'''
* [[Clown Circus]] (2003)
* [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]] (2003)
* [[Hip To The Javabean]] (2004)
* [[Damn Skippy]] (2005)
* [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
* [[View-Monster]] (2008)
* [[Spirit Phone]] (2016)

'''EPs'''
* [[Live (Only Not)]] (2011)
* [[I Am Become Christmas]] (2012)
* [[Nature Tapes]] (2014)
* [[Something Glowing EP]] (2020)
* [[Acrobat Unstable Record]] (2022)
'''Singles'''
* [[Don’t Be Like the Sun]] (2003)
* [[Lemon Demon (song)]] (2003)
* [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]] (2003)
* [[Somnolence]] (2003)
* [[Fire Motif]] (2003)
* [[Idiot Control Now]] (2003)
* [[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]] (2003)
* [[Boat]] (2003)
* [[Dance Like an Idiot]] (2003)
* [[Fiberglass Monkey]] (2003)
* [[Destructo!]] (2003)
* [[Mold en Mono]] (2003)
* [[Movie Night]] (2003)
* [[Relativity]] (2003)
* [[I’ve Got Some Falling to Do]] (2003)
* [[Dead Sea Monkeys]] (2004)
* [[Subtle Oddities]] (2004)
* [[Pumpkin Pie]] (2004)
* [[Kitten Is Angry]] (2004)
* [[Word Disassociation]] (2004)
* [[Fine]] (2005)
* [[Action Movie Hero Boy]] (2005)
* [[Stuck]] (2005)
* [[Vow of Silence]] (2005)
* [[Lawnmower]] (2005)
* [[Stick Stickly]] (2005)
* [[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]] (2005)
* [[This Hyper World]] (2006)
* [[White Bread Boyfriend]] (2006)
* [[Every Time You Stifle a Sneeze]] (2006)
* [[Marketland]] (2006)
* [[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)|The Only House That's Not on Fire (Yet) (2006)]]
* [[Knife Fight|Knife Fight (2007)]]
* [[Everyday French]] (2007)
* [[Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)]] (2007)
* [[Amnesia Was Her Name]] (2007)
* [[Ben Bernanke]] (2008)
* [[123456 Pokemon]] (2008)
* [[Toy Food]] (2008)
* [[While My Keytar Gently Weeps]] (2008)
* [[BRODYQUEST]] (2010)
* [[Goosebumps]] (2011
* [[Really Cool Wig]] (2011)
* [[Money Dollar Bills]] (2012)
* [[A Mask of My Own Face]] (2012)
* [[My Trains]] (2013)
* [[Two Trucks]] (2013)
* [[Everybody Loves Raymond]] (2013)
* [[Jaws]] (2013)
* [[Kubrick and the Beast]] (2015)
* [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]] (2023)
* [[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (2023)
* [[The Oldest Man on Myspace]] (2023)

'''Misc'''
* [[Almanac 2009]] (2009)

==External Links==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Official Website]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com/ Purchase Lemon Demon Physical Media]

I Know Your Name (Dimes)

2024-07-17T20:19:10Z

ITeeVee: Date of music video based on the mov metadata

{{Infobox_song
|title = I Know Your Name
|artist = Deporitaz
|year = October 4, 2002
|recorded = 2002
|albumart = Dimes.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dimes]]
|duration = 4:30
|tempo = 145
|genre = "Surf rock"
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/%5b2002%5d%20Trapezoid%20-%20Dimes/01%20I%20Know%20Your%20Name.flac 2021 CD Rip (FLAC download)]
}}
'''I Know Your Name''' is one of [[Neil Cicierega]]’s first vocal tracks, and the only song released on a [[Deporitaz]] [[Dimes|album]] that features Neil singing.

This song was [[I Know Your Name (Lemon Demon)|later redone]] by [[Lemon Demon]] and featured on [[Hip To The Javabean]]. In 2024, Neil Cicierega uploaded a [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/I%20Know%20Your%20Name%20kar.mp3 karaoke instrumental] version of this song to the Lemon Demon website.
It was a Friday
I saw a movie but it wasn't very long,
so I snuck into another one
Employees caught me,
they threw me out into the mall
all in all, it was pretty fun.
But then it happened:
I bumped into a random guy, he said "excuse me" and he tried to walk away. (Walk away)
But I had just had a psychic vision,
I said "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name", I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The guy said "Sorry, my name is Fred"
and then he slowly walked away, I never saw that guy again (again).
Went back to my house
Went to my room to feed my fish, which was lying on its back
So I gave it to the cat
When he was finished, I took the bones away
But right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain
Well I had just had a psychic vision, I said "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name" I said:

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

The cat said nothing.
And then threw up on to my freshly shampooed carpet,

I rolled my eyes and walked outside
It started raining, I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died
There was a box there, I looked inside to see a homeless man, dresses in rags, bearded and insane
And suddenly I had a psychic vision, I said "Sir I don't know why, but I know your name" I said

I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know, I know your name
I know, I know your name is...

Your name is BOB!
Your name is Bob
Your name is Bob, I know

(instrumental)
(played reverse in the instrumental:
Spongebob Squarepants
Bob Dylan
Bob Ross
Bob Hoffman
Bob Saget
Bob Marley)

The homeless man stared
He looked a bit scared

He asked me how I knew his name, I couldn't say
And it was awkward
He fell asleep, and I walked back home in the rain (in the rain)
But then it happened
Another vision came to me
Another psychic idea from my dreams
I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace
So I did.
==Video==
{{Infobox_video
|title = I Know Your Name
|creator = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|cast = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Ben Cicierega]], and various others
|crew= [[Neil Cicierega]] (music, directing, and editing), [[Alora Lanzillotta]] (assistant directing)
|year = October 12, 2002
|screenshot = IKYN.png
|duration = 4:33
|externalLinks = [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7mgP_oxbYg Youtube]
|addtlInfo = 
}}
The video to '''I Know Your Name''' was Neil's first music video. Neil's first video was originally gonna be one for [[A Schizophrenic Twist]], but Neil started to not like the song, and eventually made one for this song. [[Aaron Ackerson]] is featured in this video, though as an edited photo as the random guy Neil bumped into. Aaron is also in the special thanks section at the end of the video.

==See also==
* [[I Know Your Name (Crappy Four Track Version)]], a version of this song with lower-quality vocals and a kazoo solo.

Addie

2023-01-30T21:35:42Z

ITeeVee: I downloaded this originally from EvilTrailMix when it was still up and the modified date is from 2007, though every single download I have from the site has the same date so there’s still no way to know when it was recorded.

'''Addie''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. This song was written for an online friend of Neil’s. It is currently unknown exactly when this song was recorded, but it was added to the original WikiLemon sometime in 2008.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Addie
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2008 or before
|recorded = 2007 or before
|albumart = 
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Song
|duration = 0:32
|tempo = 
|genre = Electronic
|language = 
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Addie.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

== Lyrics ==
(Various scat-singings of the word “Addie”)

You’re makin’ me ill
(You’re makin’ me ill)
S-s-s-s-s-s-so-a-so saddy

I’ve got the blues
(I’ve got the blues)
All thanks to yous
Addie
(Addie)

Microwave This CD

2022-10-20T18:21:02Z

ITeeVee:

{{Infobox album
|title = Microwave This CD
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = MicrowaveThisCD.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = June 2001
|recorded = 2000-2001
|length = 1:00:46
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Outsmart]] (2000)
|thisAlbum = '''Microwave This CD''' (2001)
|nextAlbum = [[Dimes]] (2002)
}}

'''Microwave This CD''' is the second album released as '''[[Trapezoid]]''', later renamed [[Deporitaz]].

For many years prior to 2010, no one, not even [[Neil]] himself, had any surviving copies or remembered what songs were on it. ([[Alora Lanzillotta]] may still have a copy but does not know where it is.) The album art and track listing were lost on Neil’s old hard drives, which he had searched but to no avail. Neil had previously posted a list of all of the possible tracks. Since the original posting, Neil put up a directory of Deporitaz downloads. The Microwave This CD folder, although organized alphabetically, was still significantly cleaner than the original list and was considered the official track listing for a long time. The cover art was usually represented by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron%27s_Party_(Come_Get_It) this Aaron Carter cover] as an in-joke.

On April 12th, 2010, original WikiLemon user Jake (who had previously posted about owning the album) discovered the album in his closet and posted the proper track listing and album art. The real cover includes a single color (dark blue) illustration of a flower with a confused face. Above the flower, centered, is written “Trapezoid” in green followed by “Microwave This CD” in blue, in an awkwardly stretched version of the font Copperplate. The actual album art has never been scanned, however a fan mockup was made and has been used to represent the album ever since.
[[File:MicrowaveThisCDmockup.jpg|thumb|A mockup of the Microwave This CD album art]]

== Track listing ==

#[[Murray Mix]]
#[[Murray Mix (Sugar Rush Mix)]]
#[[El Disco Malvado de Muerte]]
#[[Molten Lava 2000]]
#[[LeChuck Is Like A Big Evil Santa]]
#[[Seizures in the Sun]]
#[[The Horror!]]
#[[Sam 'n' Max Disco]]
#[[World War Something]]
#[[Untitled]]
#[[The Chips]]
#[[Smosho's Journey]]
#[[Whoop!]]
#[[Scope]]
#[[Cheezy as Cheez]]
#[[Gee Whiz]]
#[[Zombies]]

== External links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2001%20-%20Microwave%20This%20CD/ Download from the Lemon Demon website (Incorrect Tracklisting)]

Outsmart

2022-10-20T18:18:31Z

ITeeVee: Mentioned the alt cover for the album. I made this in a rush so feel free to change the wordings.

{{Infobox album
|title = Outsmart
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2000
|recorded = 1999-2000
|length = 45:48
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum =
|thisAlbum = '''Outsmart''' (2000)
|nextAlbum = [[Microwave This CD]] (2001)
}}

'''Outsmart''' is the first album released by [[Neil Cicierega]] under the name '''Trapezoid''' (later named [[Deporitaz]]). It is the first full album of music Neil released.

== Track listing ==

#[[The Murrayless Murray Mix]]
#[[Attention]]
#[[C.O.W.S.]]
#[[Molten Lava]]
#[[Evilness]]
#[[Blips and or Blips]]
#[[Sounds Like a Jackhammer!]]
#[[The Monkey Song]]
#[[The Song That Isn't]]
#[[Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras]]
#[[A Depressing Song]]
#[[Rockin' Drumbs]]
#[[Wawa of Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies]]
#[[Lights Out]]
#[[AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!]]

== Trivia ==

* An alternate cover for this album exists, which has the text “Trapezoid kinda presents Outsmart?!?!” and a light green background randomly scribbled over. This is possibly the version that was released on MP3.com (making it the main cover), as it’s the only cover seen on a physical copy of the album.

== External links ==
[http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/ Download from the Lemon Demon website]