Not In 4/4 Time

2024-01-10T21:59:33Z

J2010: I'm hearing One Weird Tip as 12/8

These songs do not follow the conventional 4/4 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_signature time signature] in all or part of the song.

==2/4==
* [[When Robots Attack]] (verses)
* [[The Man in Stripes and Glasses]] (chorus is in 14/4; 3 bars of 4/4 and 1 bar of 2/4)
==3/4==
* [[Take a Picture]]
* [[What Will Happen Will Happen]] (post-chorus)
* [[The Ceiling]]
* [[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]]
* [[Neverending Hum]] ("this critter has a name" part)
* [[Kaleidoskull]]
* [[The Ocean]] (first 16 bars of the bridge)
* [[Nightmare Fuel]] (verses)
* [[The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life]]
* [[320x200]]
==5/4==
* [[Without My Tonsils]] (2:32 until 3:42)
* [[Eyewishes]] (verses)
* [[Bystanding]]
==6/4==
* [[Without My Tonsils]] (1:44 until 2:32)
* [[Consumer Whore]]
* [[Dead Sea Monkeys]]
* [[Kitten Is Angry]]
* [[Subtle Oddities]] (pre-chorus and solo)
* [[Knife Fight]] (outro)
* [[Strangelet]]
* [[Cryptosanta]] (second half of bridge)
* [[Lifetime Achievement Award]]
* [[Ancient Aliens]] (chorus)
* [[Reaganomics]]
==7/4==
* [[Without My Tonsils]] (until 1:44)
* [[Subtle Oddities]] (post-chorus)
* [[Rainwater]]
* [[One Weird Tip]] (chorus)
* [[Cat Hacks]] (chorus)
* [[Gravitron]]
==10/4==
* [[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]] (bridge)
* [[Archeopteryx]] (bridge)
==6/8==
* [[Go to Hollywood]]
* [[Modify]] (pre-chorus)
* [[Cryptosanta]] (intro)
==7/8==
* [[Destructo!]]
* [[Flamingo Legs]] (pre-chorus)
* [[Modify]] (chorus)
==12/8==
* [[Almond]]
* [[Dinosaurchestra Part One]]
* [[Dinosaurchestra Part Two]]
* [[Deep in the Ocean]]
* [[Dinosaurchestra Part Three]]
* [[One Weird Tip]]

One Weird Tip

2024-01-10T21:58:04Z

J2010:

{{Infobox_song
|title = One Weird Tip
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2023-01-21
|recorded = 2013
|albumart = OWT.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]]
|duration = 6:07
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/one-weird-tip Bandcamp]
|tempo = 113
}}

One Weird Tip is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was a previously unreleased Spirit Phone outtake, only known as a snippet from the [[2013 Spirit Phone Preview]]. It finally got uploaded to [[Neil]]’s YouTube channel in 2017. Just 6 years later it was finally remastered and released alongside [[Funkytown]] by [[Needlejuice Records]] for Lemon Demon’s 20th Anniversary.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki> I'm offering to you a business proposal
My new weight loss methods are at your disposal
For pennies a day get your college diploma
And miracle pills found to cure melanoma
So tell me if you are a small business owner
Because I am offering free ink and toner
I've got Oxycodone without a prescription
And replica watches with custom inscriptions

My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
For one-hundred dollars in USD only
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me but I know you love me
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian
You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen

To One weird tip discovered by a mom
A weird old tip discovered by a mom
And you can own YourName.Com
And you can own YourName.Com
And you can own YourName.Net
With all the action you are gonna get
With self-help talks on CD-ROM
And one weird tip discovered by a mom

Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo
And Danny Malone shared a link on your timeline
And Benjamin Keaton is following you and
Your dad commented on a photo you're tagged in
And Christopher Washington wants to be friends
And Michelle Attenborough suggested you like Attenborough Productions
And Lillian Barry invited you to a performance of Tommy

My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely
For one-hundred dollars in USD only
Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis
I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace
I need you to save me, I have too much money
The government hates me, but I know you love me
I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian
(It's simple, it's safe, it's a fool-proof system)

One weird tip discovered by a mom
A weird old tip discovered by a mom
And you can own YourName.Com
And you can own YourName.Com
And you can own YourName.Net
With all the action you are gonna get
With self-help talks on CD-ROM
And one weird tip discovered by a mom

One weird trick discovered by a mom (My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely for one-hundred dollars in USD only get discount)
A weird fake tip discovered by a mom (Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me)
And you can own YourName.Com (I have too much money the government hates me but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian)
And you can own YourName.Com (You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen my name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely for one-hundred)
And you can own YourName.Net (Dollars in USD only get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria)
With all the action you are gonna get (Alone in my palace I need you to save me I have too much money the government hates me but I know you love me)
With self-help talks on CD-ROM (I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian you're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen my name is)
And one weird trick discovered by a mom (Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely for one-hundred dollars in USD only get discount Levitra and discount)
One weird trick discovered by a mom (Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me I have too much money)
One weird trick discovered by a mom (The government hates me but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian you're all I have left)
One (And I)

(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Ooo, oo-ooh)
(Ooo ooo ooh)
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Ooo, oo-ooh)
(Ooo ooo ooh)

(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Ooo, oo-ooh)
(Ooo ooo ooh)
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh)
(Ooo, oo-ooh)
(Ooo ooo ooh)</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* According to Neil, the lyrics were sourced from banner ads and Email’s in his spam folder. [https://twitter.com/neilcic/status/843280892277723137]
* This song contains a poly-meter During the 3rd verse where the vocals are in 12/8 but the instruments are still playing in 7/4

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