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A Depressing Song

2025-03-25T13:53:29Z

Pixelarity64: A Depressing Song is instrumental and does not sound depressing.

{{Infobox_song
|title = A Depressing Song
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Outsmart]]
|duration = 3:21
|genre = Electronic
|BPM =
|externalLinks = [http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/11%20-%20A%20Depressing%20Song.mp3]
|year=2000}}

'''A Depressing Song''' is the eleventh track on Outsmart. It is a boisterous and cheerful instrumental song.

A Depressing Song

2025-03-25T13:49:02Z

Pixelarity64: I made the page.

Chu Chu Rocket

2025-03-24T12:35:10Z

Pixelarity64: I linked to the Chu Chu Rocket commercial.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Chu Chu Rocket
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:13
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/11.%20Chu%20Chu%20Rocket%20(Sega%20Dreamcast%20cover).mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Chu Chu Rocket''' is the eleventh track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. This is a cover of a song from a [https://youtu.be/ga62uiXbEjI? commercial] for the Sega Dreamcast game, 'Chu Chu Rocket!'.
==Lyrics==
Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukero
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocket
We gotta save the mice, baby
Chu chu rocket
The cat’s a scary guy
Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukerou
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Rocket wa su-go-i)

CHU CHU ROCKET!
CHU CHU ROCKET!
CHU CHU ROCKET!
On…. DREAMCAST!

Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukero
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Tsubabababaa) (Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!

TSUBABABAAAA!

Stick Stickly

2025-03-16T17:44:05Z

Pixelarity64: /* Lyrics */ I changed the formatting of the lyrics to preformatted text instead of paragraph.

'''Stick Stickly''' is a bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]].

==Lyrics==
{{Infobox_song
|title = Stick Stickly
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 2:04
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|BPM = 180
}}
I remember
When I was just a boy,
Summer afternoons
Would fill me up with joy
I’d sit right down,
Turn on the TV.
Every day
I’d giggle mischeviously.

I remember
Laughing like a buffoon
When I’d watch him
On Nick in the Afternoon.
He was my favorite thing
About Nick,
Yes that little
Popsicle, Stick Stickly!
(Ooh-ooh-ooh!)<br />
And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!”

It’s been years now,
Since his show has aired.
We sent a letter, it got
Returned, and now we’re scared.
Where’d he go?
What did they do with him
When they decided they were
Through with him?

Did they break him,
Or burn him down for heat?
Were his googley eyes
Thrown out in the street?
Or is he fine?
That’s what I’m praying.
I recall he was always saying,
“Simmer down, simmer down, simmer down!”<br />
And he’d sing,
“Write to me,
Stick Stickly!
P.O. Box 963
New York City,
New York State,
10108!
10108!
10108!
10108!”

== Trivia ==

* “Mischeviously” isn’t a real word, but actually a very common misspelling and mispronunciation of “mischievously”. Although this was unintentional, the mispronunciation is still used in live performances because the correct pronunciation doesn’t fit the rhyming scheme.
* The video for this song depicts Stick Stickly as a stickman, when, in fact, he was a popsicle.

Birdfucker

2025-03-16T17:01:12Z

Pixelarity64: /* Trivia */ Parodies of his tracks by Neil's friends are worth mentioning in the trivia, I believe.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Birdfucker
|artist = Grapes and Sunshine
|year = 2007
|albumart =
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|duration = 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix)
|tempo = ?
|genre = Pop
|language = English
}}
'''Birdfucker''' is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name '''Grapes and Sunshine'''. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap verse before the end of the song. In 2009, Neil owned up to creating the song.

==Lyrics==
You spend your days birdwatching
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If "worm" is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm
Birdfucker

Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream, you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you
Birdfucker

You fuck birds
There are no words
Except Birdfucker

You'd get foul with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to cum opon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on Mother Goose

Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin, so good
Misbehavin' with a raven, and a woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need - to skeet-skeet to the tweet-tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon, and your cock's in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go "squawk"

Cause you're a birdfucker
You fuck birds

==Trivia==
*The song was initially considered for inclusion as a [[View-Monster]] bonus track on the [[Needlejuice]] reissue.
*Fishfucker by [[Nuclear Bubble Wrap]] and Neil-killer by [[Aaron Ackerson]] are parodies of this song.

Aaron Ackerson

2025-03-16T16:58:45Z

Pixelarity64: /* Collaborations and tributes */ I added an extra detail about the song "Neil-killer"

'''Aaron Paul Stuesse Ackerson''' (born August 31, 1981) is a longtime acquaintance and occasional musical collaborator of [[Neil Cicierega]]. Aaron is an irreverent, genre-stradling, academically trained musician whose work has been compared by Chicago Sun-Times rock critic Jim DeRogatis to the likes of Beck and Frank Zappa. Like [[Lemon Demon]], Aaron Ackerson has also received airplay on the Dr. Demento show. A native of the midwestern United States, Aaron currently resides in the suburbs of Chicago, Illinois.

== Collaborations and tributes ==

=== By Aaron Ackerson ===

* The Artichoke Song: features [[Neil Cicierega]] on background vocals ([https://web.archive.org/web/20071010121221/http://www.aaronackerson.com/audio/Aaron%20Ackerson%20-%20The%20Artichoke%20Song.mp3 MP3])
* [[Melodrama (Melophobic Mix)]]: Remixed by [[Lemon Demon]].
* Distant Warmth: A continuous DJ-style mix which includes, among other tracks, an excerpt of [[A Schizophrenic Twist]], a then-unreleased [[Deporitaz]] song.
* Telekinesis Pills: A mash-up between the Cex song "Take Pills" and Lemon Demon's "[[Telekinesis]]"
* Neil-killer: An entry in the "[[Send Neil death threats]]" contest ([https://web.archive.org/web/20150119023513/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoAqyIXRj5g Video]) and a parody of the full version of [[Birdfucker]].

=== By Lemon Demon ===

* [[Behind the Badge]]: A [[Deporitaz]]-era cover of an Aaron Ackerson song ([http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Miscellaneous/Trapezoid%20-%20Behind%20the%20Badge.mp3 MP3])</nowiki>
* [[Dance Like an Idiot|Dance Like an Idiot (Aaron's Wall of Sound Mix)]]: Remixed by Aaron Ackerson ([https://web.archive.org/web/20060628132506/http://azuretek.com/~neilcic/lemondemon/Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot%20(Aaron's%20Wall%20of%20Sound%20Mix).mp3 MP3])
* [[Happy Birthday Aaron]]: Another [[Deporitaz]] era song, this one written and recorded as a birthday present for Aaron.
* [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]]: Features two rap verses written and performed by Aaron. ([http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 MP3])
* [[I Know Your Name (Deporitaz)|I Know Your Name (music video)]]: Includes an edited image of Aaron and also thanks him in the credits.
* [[Insult to Aaron]]: A parody of “Oh Aaron” by Aaron Carter. This song was written and produced by Neil Cicierega with vocals provided by Emmy Cicierega and [[Alora Lanzillotta]]. It was used by Aaron as the theme song for his internet radio program, Radio Free Spacecat.
* [[Lemon Demon (song)|Lemon Demon]]: Features a rap verse performed by Aaron. ([http://lemondemon.com/downloads/Lemon%20Demon.mp3 MP3])
* [[Super Mega Aaron]]: A mix Neil made from samples of Aaron’s voice. ([https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Super%20Mega%20Aaron.mp3 MP3])
* [[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny (Aaron Ackerson Mix)]]: Remixed by Aaron.

== Discography ==

=== Solo releases ===

* The Sexiest Man on Earth (2004)
* Outside on the Inside (2014)
* Love in Outer Space (2021)
* You're the Man (2022)
* Tales from Lincoln Square (2023)

=== On releases by other artists ===

* Lemon Demon: [[Clown Circus]] (2003): Guest vocals and lyric-writing
* Lemon Demon: [[Hip to the Javabean]] (2004): Enhanced content includes Aaron’s contributions to Clown Circus.
* Lemon Demon: [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006): Enhanced content includes a remix of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Aaron
* Atman: India Club & Lounge - Remixing.
* Art Paul Schlosser: ART PAUL SCHLOSSER{The Tribute !}Experiment A (Fall 2006)

Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

2025-03-16T16:50:28Z

Pixelarity64: /* Trivia */ I changed the order of the bullet points of the Trivia section such that general trivia is at the top followed by trivia relating to lyrics in the order they appear in the song.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 6:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 130
}}

'''Hyakugojyuuichi 2003''' is the thirteenth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was orignally released on mp3.com on February 28, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
www.animutation.com - In honor of the second birthday of the famous Hyakugojyuuichi animutation. The legacy lives on... in hyper confusing white boy rap!
==Lyrics==
NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

1… 2… 3… Hit it!

AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

NEIL:
Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

SHMORKY:
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

ZANDER:
Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

TOXIC:
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

==Trivia==
*[[File:Hyakugojyuuichi2003.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*The drum loop used in this song is identical to the one in [[Zander vs. Crunchy]].
*Colin Mochrie appears 151 times in this video, which is the meaning of the word Hyakugojyuuichi. (Holding the mouse in the top left corner reveals a Colin-o-meter throughout the video.)
*There are numerous references to other animutations in this song.
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb” is a reference to the song [[I Know Your Name]] by Deporitaz.
*The lines “I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie” is a reference to Neil’s webcomic, [[Farchie Archie]].
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment” is a reference to a line in [[Insult to Aaron]] by Deporitaz, “You smell like orangatan excrement.”
*The “TV says…” refrain was originally just a Japanese phrase that happened to sound like English, therefore explaining the pure oddness of it. This form of mishearing is called a [[wikipedia:Mondegreen|Mondegreen]].
*When Shmorky says “Room With A Moose”, this is a reference to the Invader Zim episode of the same name.
*The line during the guitar solo, “It’s Steve’s Adventure,” is a double reference to the guitarist, Steve Peterson, and to the early Animutation titled “Steve’s Adventure.”
[[Category:Songs written by Neil Cicierega]]
[[Category:Songs written by Alora Lanzillotta]]
[[Category:Songs written by Aaron Ackerson]]
[[Category:Songs written by Jackson Taylor Wetherbee]]
[[Category:Songs written by Dave Kelly]]
[[Category:Songs written by Mark Hughes]]

Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

2025-03-16T16:38:52Z

Pixelarity64: /* Trivia */ I elaborated something and fixed an unfinished phrase.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 6:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 130
}}

'''Hyakugojyuuichi 2003''' is the thirteenth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was orignally released on mp3.com on February 28, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
www.animutation.com - In honor of the second birthday of the famous Hyakugojyuuichi animutation. The legacy lives on... in hyper confusing white boy rap!
==Lyrics==
NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

1… 2… 3… Hit it!

AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

NEIL:
Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

SHMORKY:
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

ZANDER:
Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

TOXIC:
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

==Trivia==
*[[File:Hyakugojyuuichi2003.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment” is a reference to a line in Insult to Aaron by Deporitaz, “You smell like orangatan excrement.”
*The line during the guitar solo, “It’s Steve’s Adventure,” is a double reference to the guitarist, Steve Peterson, and to the early Animutation titled “Steve’s Adventure.”
*Colin Mochrie appears 151 times in this video, which is the meaning of the word Hyakugojyuuichi. (Holding the mouse in the top left corner reveals a Colin-o-meter throughout the video.)
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb” is a reference to the song [[I Know Your Name]] by Deporitaz.
*The “TV says…” refrain was originally just a Japanese phrase that happened to sound like English, therefore explaining the pure oddness of it. This form of mishearing is called a [[wikipedia:Mondegreen|Mondegreen]].
*There are numerous references to other animutations in this song.
*When Shmorky says “Room With A Moose”, this is a reference to the Invader Zim episode of the same name.
*The lines “I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie” is a reference to Neil’s webcomic, [[Farchie Archie]].
*The drum loop used in this song is identical to the one in [[Zander vs. Crunchy]].
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Lights Out

2025-03-16T16:27:25Z

Pixelarity64: I filled in the basics along with a trivial bit of title trivia.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Lights Out
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Outsmart]]
|duration = 3:05
|genre = Electronic
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/14%20-%20Lights%20Out.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Lights Out''' is the instrumental fourteenth track on [[Outsmart]].
==Trivia==
The YouTube upload of this track on NeilCicieregaMusic gives the title an exclamation point at the end, which would place it among [[Sounds Like a Jackhammer!]], [[AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!]], [[The Horror!]] and [[Whoop!]] as tracks by [[Deporitaz]] to have exclaimed titles.

Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras

2025-03-16T16:00:03Z

Pixelarity64: I filled this page with basic information about Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras and a peice of trivia that seems reasonably worth providing.

{{Infobox_song
|title = Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Outsmart.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Outsmart]]
|duration = 4:03
|genre = Electronic
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/deporitaz/2000%20-%20Outsmart/10%20-%20Attack%20of%20the%2050%20Foot%20Zebras.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Attack of the 50 Foot Zebras''' is the tenth track on [[Outsmart]]. It is an instrumental track.
==Trivia==
The title appears to reference ''[[wikipedia:Attack_of_the_50_Foot_Woman|Attack of the 50 Foot Woman]]'', a film from 1958.

Nuclear Bubble Wrap

2025-03-16T13:31:16Z

Pixelarity64: I added a reference to Neil's contribution to a Nuclear Bubble Wrap song.

'''Nuclear Bubble Wrap''' is a self-described psychedelic/alternative band founded by keyboardist Jace McLain (founder of [[Needlejuice Records]]) and guitarist Kyle Thorne, hailing from Nashville, Tennessee. Their musical work is irrevocably intertwined with that of [[Neil Cicierega]] and [[Lemon Demon]], with their early work often covering, parodying, or otherwise riffing off of Lemon Demon. They are one of Lemon Demon's labelmates, both being on Needlejuice Records.

==Discography==

===Something Stupid This Way Comes (2005)===

#Pirates of the Recording Industry
#Racist (Against Devils)
#The Invasion What Came from All That Space
#I Don't Know How To Use a Fork
#Voldemort
#Giraffes Don't Have Vocal Chords
#Darth No
#Population
#Christmas at Hogwarts
#Reminds Me of You
#When I Grow Up I'm Gonna Be a Mongoose
#Dreamworks CGI
#Eisner (hidden track)

===Jumping The Shark... With Style! (2006)===

#Stupid Emo Song
#Oxymoron
#I Cannot Sing
#Racist (Against Devils)
#Wonka's Door
#I Don't Let My Band Members Sing
#Super Size
#Mrs. Ross Killed JFK
#Dumbledore Died
#Don't Steam This Song
#We Didn't Watch the Trailer
#Tender Love Ballad
#Fate of the Universe
#The Too Much Information Song (a parody of [[The Too Much Song]])
#Dumb (hidden track)

===Advanced at Nothing (2008)===

# THX (intro)
# End Scene and Fade to Black
# Convention
# Bad Spell
# Listen To This Song and Get a Free iPod
# ScientLOLojyuuichi
# We Don't Take Music Seriously
# Old People
# Don't You Dare Say My Chemical Romance is Better Than the Beatles
# Final Destination
# Still Alive (Uranium Version)
# In Which A Testudine's Ending Is Unexpectedly Arisen Due to Transportation
# The Ice Cream Man
# I Have a Great Idea for a Screenplay!
# The Land Before Time DCLXVI: Big Rock in the Sky (includes lyrics from [[Dinosaurchestra Part One]] and [[Fine]])
# The Ultimate Showdown of Musical Comedy (bonus track) (parody of [[The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny]])

===You Are What You Eat (2009 EP)===

# Fan Fiction
# Looks Delicious
# Miyazaki Pig
# Convention
# Birds and Bees
# The Environment (includes a [https://genius.com/32549229 line] recorded by [[Neil Cicierega]])
# Three Steps to Sweet Revenge

===Exploding Head Syndrome (2010)===

# Burning Ambitions
# Inyourendo
# Food Belongs in Me (current issue replaces this track with Bare Facts)
# Raichu a Song
# Captain Abduction
# [[Birdfucker]] ([[Lemon Demon]] cover)
# I Never Go To Work
# Sharktopus
# Avada Kedavra
# Know Your Power Chords
# Lesbian
# Holes in the Fort
# Words Like Arsenic (Thyne Eyes Befell the Celestial Carnival)
# Draining the Lizard on a Dead Gay Wizard
# In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
# Hulahoop

====EHS bonus tracks====
# Avada Kedavra (uncensored mix)
# Convention (live at The Muse)
# Creepy (no relation to the Lemon Demon song [[creepy]])
# Fishfucker (parody of the aforementioned [[Birdfucker]])
# Holes in the Fort (demo)
# I Never Go To Work (demo)
# In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (demo)
# In Space No One Can Hear You Scream (live in Space)
# Inyourendo (demo)
# Johnny Appleseed
# Off to the Lions
# Sharktopus (demo)
# Smell Yo Dick
# Words Like Arsenic (crappy demo)
# Words Like Arsenic (demo)

===Abracadaver (2012 EP)===

# Sharktopus
# Kenny's Lament
# Radiation Mutation Transformation
# Burning Ambitions
# In Space No One Can Hear You Scream
# Black Holes Suck
# Hulkulele
# What Time Is It? (Adventure Time)
# Garfield
# Disney Song
# Older

===Psycho Delicacy (2014)===
# Lizards in the Sky
# Psycho Delicacy
# Trunk of Secrets
# My Telescope Can See You from Here so I Broke It
# Emerald Eyes
# Extinct
# Smuggling In the Love
# Sexy Silk
# Beyond the Borderline
# Night Mare
# Hypotenuse
# Industrial Evolution
# The Agenda
# The Halloween That Came Before November the First
# So Many Fwends
# Freakish Teatime
# Making Christmas
# Worms
# Cavity Magnetron
# Radiation Mutation Transformation
# Selfdestruct

===Multiverses (2016)===

# Mindfield (My Brain Hand Touched a Hot Memory Stove!)
# Dream Escape!
# Pretty Rings
# Andromeda
# Beatle Juice
# Dissociative (Ford, I Think I'm a Sofa)
# The Fault In Our Death Stars
# Brain Matter
# Animation Reformation
# Multiverses
# Natural Woman
# Lone Ranger
# Fermata Over a Whole Rest as a Pun
# Healing Hand
# Time is an Illusion

===Problem Attic (2021)===

# Shake (pregap hidden track)
# Killobytes
# Intelligent Design
# Eternal Shopping Mall
# Ill, Nude & Naughty
# Pansexual Pantheist
# Curiosity Killed the Mars Rover
# Vagina Regulator
# Sunrise Movement (samples clock ticking from [[Dinosaurchestra Part One]])
# Piggy Bastards
# Problem Attic
# The Leading Cause of Death
# Zombie Elvis

===Jellyfish Jams! (2022 EP)===

# Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy
# Ocean Man
# Ripped Pants
# Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy (instrumental)
# Ocean Man (instrumental)
# Ripped Pants (instrumental)