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Modest Mouth

2026-05-26T21:30:34Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Modest Mouth''' is the second song on the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Sounds]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Modest Mouth
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2013-2014
|albumart = ModestMouth.jpeg
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 03:47
|tempo = 101
|genre = Rock, Experimental
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/modest-mouth Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song is a mash-up of the songs "All Star" and "Float On." These two songs are commonly thought of as very different styles of music, but the instrumental of "Float On" works surprisingly well with Smash Mouth's vocals.

==Samples==
*"All Star" by Smash Mouth ~ Vocals
*"Float On" by Modest Mouse ~ Instrumental

==Lyrics==
tbd

Modest Mouth

2026-05-26T21:30:23Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Modest Mouth''' is the second song on the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Sounds]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Modest Mouth
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2013-2014
|albumart =
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 03:47
|tempo = 101
|genre = Rock, Experimental
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/modest-mouth Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song is a mash-up of the songs "All Star" and "Float On." These two songs are commonly thought of as very different styles of music, but the instrumental of "Float On" works surprisingly well with Smash Mouth's vocals.

==Samples==
*"All Star" by Smash Mouth ~ Vocals
*"Float On" by Modest Mouse ~ Instrumental

==Lyrics==
tbd

White Bread Boyfriend

2026-05-26T21:27:57Z

Pretzelman227: lyric formatting

{{Infobox_song
|title = White Bread Boyfriend
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:45
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|BPM = 132
}}

== Lyrics ==
I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,
But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
I get this feeling, like, prob’ly in my heart,
That most of the time, we should never be apart.

You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.
I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…
And all that rubbish girls like to be told.
You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.

I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.
I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,
And we can go, where to? I don’t know,
But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.
We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonald’s,
Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.

I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.

I’ll serenade you, like all the others,
With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
Is it the love, or the lack thereof
That tells us we might as well become lovers?

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your bargain beau.
You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands
So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
''(Mediocre!)''

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
I want to be your mainstream man.
I wanna be your typical toy, and
Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

== Trivia ==

* The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.

Soft Fuzzy Man

2026-05-26T21:22:59Z

Pretzelman227:

Soft Fuzzy Man is the ninth track on [[Spirit Phone]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Soft Fuzzy Man
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 2:54
|tempo = 145
|genre = Electropop, Synth-Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/soft-fuzzy-man Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/soft-fuzzy-man Needlejuice Bandcamp] [https://youtu.be/pjeF8aiQgLU YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/6gh78DdZtoLjnMs9I1Jkam?si=db3382196e4f46d9 Spotify]
}}
==Description==
According to Neil, the song has been through numerous lyrical changes, the most notable of which being an early version of the track containing the "Don't worry, Bill Murray" rhyming couplet later used in [[123456 Pokemon]], indicating the instrumental to this track has existed since at least 2008. In terms of lyrical meaning, Neil has stated in the [[Spirit Phone: Commentary|Spirit Phone Commentary]]<ref>https://youtu.be/yYTP-5Yds6k</ref> that:<blockquote>"This song is about a cloud man, or a ghost or maybe just a metaphor for someone who thinks that being a total mystery makes him attractive[...]There's something about male unrelatability in there, but mostly its just a cloud man song. "</blockquote>In 2024, as a part of the rarities dump, a demo of Soft Fuzzy Man was released. You can hear it [http://lemondemon.com/rarities/SoftFuzzyMan.mp3 here].
== Lyrics ==
<nowiki>Cold and windy
Dark and stormy
Let me float your way
Please don't ignore me

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An ambient man)
A trick of the light to love you tonight
You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft, fuzzy man

Can't you see me?
Why can't you see me?
I'm all around
All cold and dreamy

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (A wisp of smoke man)
To waft over you and cloud up your view
So show me your hands and wave them right through a soft, fuzzy man

Although I have no arms to hold you in
A human passion burns within me
I need to feel like I exist
So please, baby, please, baby step into the mist

Don't be nervous
No, don't be nervous
I'm not like other guys
Who have a surface

What you girls really need's a soft, fuzzy man (An atmospheric man)
A shimmering puff of indistinct love
What's better than the vague embrace of a soft, fuzzy man?

Who seeps through your thoughts
Who makes you see spots
Who blows through the air
Who plays with your hair
I know it sounds crazy
But once you go hazy, you'll understand
I'm your soft, fuzzy man</nowiki>

== Trivia ==
* "Soft Fuzzy Man" was a nickname later given to Maui, Neil and Ming's cat who was featured on the spirit phone album cover.
* This is one of the many tracks from Lemon Demon's discography that have gained a large following years after the songs initial release due to Aimkid's fan animation of the song<ref>https://youtu.be/hsKV_jdd5PM?si=VLhdxc6MgEYglC1L</ref>
* Originally, the line "Don't worry, Bill Murray" was used during this song. This was likely simply as placeholder lyrics before they were finalized. Eventually, this lyric would make its way to the song [[123456 Pokemon]].

==References==
<references />

Modest Mouth

2026-05-01T16:42:45Z

Pretzelman227:

Modest Mouth

2026-05-01T16:42:36Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Modest Mouth''' is the second song on the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Sounds]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Modest Mouth
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2013-2014
|albumart = ModestMouth.jpg
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 03:47
|tempo = 101
|genre = Rock, Experimental
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/modest-mouth Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song is a mash-up of the songs "All Star" and "Float On." These two songs are commonly thought of as very different styles of music, but the instrumental of "Float On" works surprisingly well with Smash Mouth's vocals.

==Samples==
*"All Star" by Smash Mouth ~ Vocals
*"Float On" by Modest Mouse ~ Instrumental

==Lyrics==
tbd

Modest Mouth

2026-05-01T16:41:49Z

Pretzelman227:

Modest Mouth

2026-05-01T16:41:26Z

Pretzelman227: float smash---unfinished

'''Modest Mouth''' is the second song on the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Sounds]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Modest Mouth
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2013-2014
|albumart = ModestMouth.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega,
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 03:47
|tempo = 101
|genre = Rock, Experimental
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/modest-mouth Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song is a mash-up of the songs "All Star" and "Float On." These two songs are commonly thought of as very different styles of music, but the instrumental of "Float On" works surprisingly well with Smash Mouth's vocals.

==Samples==
*"All Star" by Smash Mouth ~ Vocals
*"Float On" by Modest Mouse ~ Instrumental

==Lyrics==
tbd

File:ModestMouth.jpeg

2026-05-01T16:33:49Z

Pretzelman227: modest mouth!

== Summary ==
modest mouth!

Love Psych

2026-05-01T16:24:51Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Love Psych''' is the tenth track from the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Silence]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Love Psych
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = July 19, 2014
|albumart = Mouth Silence.jpeg
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 03:53
|genre = Experimental, Horror
|externalLinks = [https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/wowwow Soundcloud https://youtu.be/CPhXKak_bHw?si=SksW0RyOVrdG9IcG Youtube]
}}
==Description==
This song takes the sexy pop tune ''Love Shack'' and turns it into a creepy horrific song by laying the score to the move ''Psycho'' under it. The lyrics "bang, bang, bang, on the door baby" take an entirely new context over the dissonant strings. The famous strings really represent how weird of a concept the original song was, especially lines like "it's set way back in the middle of a field".

==Samples==
*Love Shack by the B-52s ~ Vocals & Lyrics
*''Psycho'' Score by Bernard Herrman ~ Instrumental

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
If you see a faded sign
On the side of the road
That says fifteen miles to the

Love shack!
Love shack, yeah-yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway

I got me a Chrysler,
It seats about twenty-somethin'
Hurry up! And bring your
Jukebox money!

The love shack
Is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack, baby
(Love shack, baby)
Love shack! Baby, love shack!
Love shack! Baby, love shack!
Love shack! Baby, love shack!
(Yeah, baby, that's where it's at)
Love shack! Baby, love shack!
(Yeah, baby, that's where it's at)

Sign says: (Woo!)
Stay away fools!
'Cause love rules
At the lo-o-ve shack

Well, it's set way back
In the middle of a field
Just a funky old shack
And I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the highway

The love shack
Is a little old place where
We can get together
Love sha-a-ack!
That's where it's at!
Love sha-a-ack!
That's where it's at!

Huggin' and a-kissin',
Dancin' and a-lovin',
Wearin next to nothin'
'Cause it's hot as an oven!
The whole shack shimmies!
Yeah, the whole shack shimmies!
When everybody's movin'
Around and around and around and around!

Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby
(Knock a little louder, baby)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby
(I can't hear you)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby
(Knock a little louder, sugar)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby
(I can't hear you!)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby
(Knock a lil' louder!)
Bang, bang, bang, on the door baby
Bang bang! (On the door, baby!)
Bang bang! (On the door!)
Bang bang! (On the door, baby!)
Bang bang! (You're what?)

Tin roof!
Rusted!

Hop in my Chrysler,
It's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail!
I got me a car
It seats about twenty
So come on! And bring your
Jukebox money!

The love shack
Is a little old place where
We can get together
Love shack, baby
(Love shack, baby)
Love shack! Baby, love shack!
(Baby, that's where it's at, yeah!)
Love shack! Baby, love shack!
(Yeah, baby, that's where it's at)
Love shack! Baby, love shack!

Huggin' and a-kissin',
Dancin' and a-lovin' at the
Love shack

</nowiki>

Goodbye

2026-05-01T16:23:46Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Goodbye''' is the first track of [[Neil Cicierega]]'s 2014 Smash Mouth-less(ish) mash-up Album, [[Mouth Silence]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Goodbye
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2014
|albumart = Mouth Silence.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega, Jon Anderson, Stephan Jenkins
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 02:17
|tempo = 135
|genre = Rock, Avant-garde
|externalLinks = put links here
}}

==Samples==
*"Semi-Charmed Life" by Third Eye Blind ~ Vocals & Instrumental
*"I've Seen All Good People" by Yes ~ Instrumental aspects

==Lyrics==
(unintelligable garbage noise made up of the words "semi," "charmed," "get," etc. sped up and chopped violently)

(warbled)
I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
I want something else
I'm not listenin' when you say

Goodbye 
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
(Doos continue under chorus) 
(Semi-charmed life!) 
I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
(Semi-charmed life!)
I want something else
I'm not listenin' when you say

Goodbye

== Trivia ==
*Goodbye is the first song "chronologically" within the mouth quadrilogy.

Goodbye

2026-05-01T16:23:16Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Goodbye''' is the first track of [[Neil Cicierega]]'s 2014 Smash Mouth-less(ish) mash-up Album, [[Mouth Silence]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Goodbye
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2014
|albumart = Mouth Silence.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega, Jon Anderson, Stephan Jenkins
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Mouth Silence]]
|duration = 02:17
|tempo = 135
|genre = Rock, Avant-garde
|externalLinks = put links here
}}

==Samples==
* Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind ~ Vocals & Instrumental
* I've Seen All Good People by Yes ~ Instrumental aspects

==Lyrics==
(unintelligable garbage noise made up of the words "semi," "charmed," "get," etc. sped up and chopped violently)

(warbled)
I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
I want something else
I'm not listenin' when you say

Goodbye 
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo doo, doo doo
(Doos continue under chorus) 
(Semi-charmed life!) 
I want something else
To get me through this
Semi-charmed kind of life, baby, baby
(Semi-charmed life!)
I want something else
I'm not listenin' when you say

Goodbye

== Trivia ==
*Goodbye is the first song "chronologically" within the mouth quadrilogy.

Wow Wow

2026-05-01T16:21:40Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Wow Wow''' is the eighteenth track from the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Moods]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Wow Wow
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = January 23, 2017
|albumart = Mouth Moods.jpeg
|album = [[Mouth Moods]]
|duration = 03:30
|genre = Funk, Pop, Pop Rock
|externalLinks = [https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/wowwow Soundcloud https://youtu.be/CPhXKak_bHw?si=SksW0RyOVrdG9IcG Youtube]
}}
==Description==
This song is a funky pop hit, featuring samples from many different songs. Notable out of these is [[Smash Mouth]]'s [[All Star]], being one of many songs this track is sampled in, even though it takes a much smaller role in the song than the other samples. This track has a mostly new instrumental by [[Neil]], similar to [[Space Monkey Mafia]] from [[Mouth Silence]]. There are masterful lyrical edits within this song, making hilarious lyrics like "You don't wanna see my hand where my hand be at." These lyrical edits also continue the Will Smith & Bees association originally found in [[Vivid Memories Turn to Fantasies]].

==History==
Wow Wow is one of the most popular [[Neil Cicierega]] songs, close to [[Bustin]]'s popularity even. This is likely because of how fun and funky the homemade (featuring aspects of many songs) instrumental is, along with the wild first ten seconds.

==Samples==
*"Cowboy" by Kid Rock ~ Vocals & Instrumental aspects
*"The Joker" by Steve Miller Band ~ Instrumental aspects
*"Wild Wild West" by Will Smith (ft. Dru Hill and Kool Moe Dee) ~ Vocals & Lyrics
*"All Star" by Smash Mouth ~ Intro
*"The Kids" by Jamiroquai ~ Instrumental aspects
*"Outside" by Staind ~ Instrumental aspects

==Lyrics==
Some
People call me the space cowboy!
(Cowboy)

Wild wild wild west
Desperado
Rough riders, no
You don't want nada
Nada-this six gun in this
Brother runnin' this
Buffalo buffalo buffalo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo

Any damsel that's in distress
Be outta distress when she meet Jim Dress
Roughneck, so go check the roughneck,
So go watch your step,
We'll flex and get a hold of your dress
Swallow your buffalo,
Don't let your neck react
You don't wanna see my hand where my hand be at
James Dress from the start of this,
Runnin' the game
Artemis, tamin' the west
Remember the James!

Now who you wanna call? (Bees!)
Now who you wanna call?
You dont wanna see my (Bees!)
If you ever wanna see my bumrush, break out,
Before you get (Bees!)

Now at the (Wow, wow)
When I roll into the (Wow, wow)
When I stroll into the (Wow, wow)
When I bounce into the (Wow, wow)
(Boing!)
Let's go...
We're goin' straight to
The wild west!
We're goin' straight to
The wow wow, wow wow

Now, now, now, now
Once upon a time in the (wicka-wicka)
Madman lost his damn mind in the (wicka-wicka)
Loveless, kidnap a dime nothin' (wicka-wicka)
Now I must put his behind through this bumrush
Then in the shadows,
In the saddles,
Ready for saddles
Bring all your bums in!
Here come the saddles

Behind my bum,
All the yiffin' you did?
Front and center,
Now where my hip be at?
Who dat is?
Loveless, bad for your health,
Lookin' damn good tho',
If I can say for myself
Told me Loveless is a good man
I don't feel that
He got his behind lookin' damn good tho (wi-wicky)

Rough ride on a buffalo man
When y'all clowns gon' see
That I can't love myself?
Understand me son:
I'm the slickest they is!
I'm the slickest they is!
I'm the slicky-wicky-wickest they is!

Now if ya
Barkin' up the
Wrong tree we comin',
Don't be barkin' up the
Wrong tree, we gonna
Test ya health, Loveless
Can't stand clowns?
Then get out the

Wow wow
When I roll into the (Wow, wow)
When I stroll into the (Wow, wow)
When I bounce into the (Wow, wow)
(Boing!)
We're goin' straight to (Straight! To!)
The wild west! (The wild wild west!)
We're goin' straight to (Straight! To!
The wow wow, wow wow (The wild wild wild wild west!)

(Various 'do's, 'wicky's and 'ha's)

Any outlaw tryin' to draw
With a pen and a pad
Can draw Jim West
With a pen and a pad
Don't even think about
A pen and a pad
Weighin' a ton
Just tryin' to draw
Just for fun

Sun up to sun down,
Rollin' around,
See where the (Bees!)
Oughtta be found,
And rollin' around
The defenders of your health
Crushin' my hip,
And rollin' around,
Don't mess with us,
'Cause we in the

Wow wow
When I roll into the (Wow, wow)
When I stroll into the (Wow, wow)
When I bounce into the (Wow, wow)
(Boing!)
We're goin' straight to (Straight! To!)
The wild west! (The wild wild west!)
We're goin' straight to (Straight! To!
The wow wow, wow wow (The wild wild wild wild west!)

==Trivia==
*[[Neil]] officially knows what the word "yiffing" means.
*The line "Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo" could be a reference to the commonly used sentence "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo," which is grammatically correct.

Yahoo

2026-05-01T16:17:57Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Yahoo''' is the first track of the mash-up album [[Mouth Dreams]] by [[Neil Cicierega]].

{{Infobox_song
|title = Yahoo
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2020
|albumart = Mouth Dreams.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Mouth Dreams]]
|duration = 2:13
|genre = Ambient, Horror
|language =English
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthdreams Soundcloud
}}

==Description==

This song, like all other mash-up tracks from the "Mouth" series, features samples. The most prominent one is the famous yodeling featured in many commercials for the web-browsing company ''Yahoo!''

==Samples==

*''Yahoo!'' company jingle ~ Vocals

==Lyrics==
Yahoo
Yahoo!
Yahooo!
Yahoooo!
Yahooooo!
Yahooooo!
Yahooooo!
Yahooooo! (Yahooooo!)
Yahooooo! (Yahooooo!)
Yahooooo! (Yahooooo!) (Yahoooo!)
(Yahoo!) Yahooooo! (Yahooooooo!)

(Basically, just a lot of "Yahoos")

==Trivia==
*This jingle has quite a lot of history, surprisingly.<ref>https://thehustle.co/the-yodeler-who-sued-yahoo/</ref>

Mouth Dreams (Intro)

2026-05-01T16:16:43Z

Pretzelman227: lyric formatting

'''Mouth Dreams (Intro)''' is the second track to the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Dreams]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Mouth Dreams (Intro)
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2020
|albumart = Mouth Dreams.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Mouth Dreams]]
|duration = 3:48
|genre = horror, comedy
|language =English
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthdreams Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song, along with [[Mouth Dreams (Extro)]], bookend the album. This song acts as a secondary introductory track after the occult wailing of [[Yahoo]]. It is a comical version of the introduction to the show ''The Twilight Zone'', changed via sentence mixing.

==Samples==
* ''The Twilight Zone'' theme ~ Lyrics and Instrumental

== Lyrics ==
<nowiki>
You unlock this door with the key of imagination
Beyond it is another door
This door is another dimension

A dimension of sound
(CRASH!)
A dimension of imagination
A dimension of doors

You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance
Of things and ideas and substance
Of both shadow and ideas of things and-
(CRASH!)

A dimension of sound
A dimension of mouth
A dimension of another dimension
Of things and ideas
A land of doors

You've just crossed over into
Mouth Dreams </nowiki>

Mouth Dreams (Intro)

2026-05-01T16:16:09Z

Pretzelman227: introd

'''Mouth Dreams (Intro)''' is the second track to the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Dreams]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Mouth Dreams (Intro)
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2020
|albumart = Mouth Dreams.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Mouth Dreams]]
|duration = 3:48
|genre = horror, comedy
|language =English
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthdreams Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song, along with [[Mouth Dreams (Extro)]], bookend the album. This song acts as a secondary introductory track after the occult wailing of [[Yahoo]]. It is a comical version of the introduction to the show ''The Twilight Zone'', changed via sentence mixing.

==Samples==
* ''The Twilight Zone'' theme ~ Lyrics and Instrumental

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
You unlock this door with the key of imagination
Beyond it is another door
This door is another dimension

A dimension of sound
(CRASH!)
A dimension of imagination
A dimension of doors

You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance
Of things and ideas and substance
Of both shadow and ideas of things and-
(CRASH!)

A dimension of sound
A dimension of mouth
A dimension of another dimension
Of things and ideas
A land of doors

You've just crossed over into
Mouth Dreams </nowiki>

Just a Baby

2026-05-01T16:00:55Z

Pretzelman227: lyric formatting

'''Just a Baby''' is the fourth track from the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Dreams]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Just a Baby
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2020
|albumart = Mouth Dreams.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Mouth Dreams]]
|duration = 3:48
|genre = humorous, rock
|language =English
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthdreams Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song is a humorous version of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues that features the story of an infant trying to look cool. This character is likely a metaphor for the "Man in Black" persona that Johnny Cash used during his extensive fame in the 20th century.

==Samples==
* Beach sounds ~ Intro
* "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash ~ Lyrics & Vocals
* "The Reason" by Hoobastank ~ Instrumental
* "Baby" by Justin Bieber ~ Backing Vocals
* "When You Die" by MGMT ~ Transition to [[Superkiller]]

== Lyrics ==

When I was just a baby
My mama told me, "Son:
"Always be a baby
"Don't ever be a gun."

But I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
I hang my head and cry

(Baby, baby, baby awww)
When I was just a baby
(Like baby, baby, baby nooo)
When I was just a boy
(Like baby, baby, baby awww)
I shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy

I hear the train a'comin' (choo choo)
I hear that railroad train (choo choo)
It's probably a good train (choo choo)
My mama was a train

But I'm stuck in baby prison
I know I can't be free
I hang my head and pee

(Baby, baby, baby awww)
When I was just a baby
(Like baby, baby, baby nooo)
When I was just a train
(Like baby, baby, baby awww)
I shot a train!
But that train was just a car

I'm probably drinkin' coffee
Just a baby, drinkin' coffee
Always drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars

Well if they freed me from this prison
Well if I was a car
I bet I'd be a good car
And that's what tortures me

When I was just a baby
When I was just a boy
My mama shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy

(Baby, baby, baby awww)
When I was just a baby
(Like baby, baby, baby nooo)
When I was just a train
(Like baby, baby, baby awww)
I shit my pants
I was just a baby boy...

Just a Baby

2026-05-01T16:00:09Z

Pretzelman227: and god said, "let there be a baby"

'''Just a Baby''' is the fourth track from the musical mash-up album [[Mouth Dreams]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Just a Baby
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2020
|albumart = Mouth Dreams.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[Mouth Dreams]]
|duration = 3:48
|genre = humorous, rock
|language =English
|externalLinks = https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/mouthdreams Soundcloud
}}
==Description==
This song is a humorous version of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues that features the story of an infant trying to look cool. This character is likely a metaphor for the "Man in Black" persona that Johnny Cash used during his extensive fame in the 20th century.

==Samples==
* Beach sounds ~ Intro
* "Folsom Prison Blues" by Johnny Cash ~ Lyrics & Vocals
* "The Reason" by Hoobastank ~ Instrumental
* "Baby" by Justin Bieber ~ Backing Vocals
* "When You Die" by MGMT ~ Transition to [[Superkiller]]

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
When I was just a baby
My mama told me, "Son
"Always be a baby
"Don't ever be a gun."

But I shot a man in Reno
Just to watch him die
I hang my head and cry

(Baby, baby, baby awww)
When I was just a baby
(Like baby, baby, baby nooo)
When I was just a boy
(Like baby, baby, baby awww)
I shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy

I hear the train a'comin' (choo choo)
I hear that railroad train (choo choo)
It's probably a good train (choo choo)
My mama was a train

But I'm stuck in baby prison
I know I can't be free
I hang my head and pee

(Baby, baby, baby awww)
When I was just a baby
(Like baby, baby, baby nooo)
When I was just a train
(Like baby, baby, baby awww)
I shot a train!
But that train was just a car

I'm probably drinkin' coffee
Just a baby, drinkin' coffee
Always drinkin' coffee
And smokin' big cigars

Well if they freed me from this prison
Well if I was a car
I bet I'd be a good car
And that's what tortures me

When I was just a baby
When I was just a boy
My mama shot a man in Reno
I was just a baby boy

(Baby, baby, baby awww)
When I was just a baby
(Like baby, baby, baby nooo)
When I was just a train
(Like baby, baby, baby awww)
I shit my pants
I was just a baby boy...
</nowiki>

View-Monster

2026-05-01T15:32:30Z

Pretzelman227:

'''View-Monster''' is [[Lemon Demon]]’s sixth album, released on August 1st, 2008.
{{Infobox album
|title = View-Monster
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = viewmonster.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = August 1, 2008
|recorded = 2006-2008
|length = 1:00:46 (With transitions), 1:44:44 (with bonus tracks and hidden track)
|label = Self-released (2008), [[Needlejuice Records]] (2020)
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album/view-monster Purchase original version digitally] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/view-monster Purchase remastered version digitally and physically (Needlejuice Records Bandcamp)] [https://needlejuicerecords.com/product/viewmonster/ Purchase remastered version physically (Needlejuice Records website)] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/View-Monster/ Miscellaneous audio files] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/ Bonus content from original CD]
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
|thisAlbum = '''View-Monster''' (2008)
|nextAlbum = [[Almanac 2009]] (2009)
}}
==Description==
View-Monster would be the last major album until 2016's [[Spirit Phone]]. It is unique in the fact that it includes short, even-numbered transition tracks, fully making 32 tracks, the most of any main [[Lemon Demon]] album. It features many of the same extras as [[Dinosaurchestra]] before it, but its [[View-Monster: Commentary|commentary track]] is unfinished, only reaching track 3, [[Amnesia Was Her Name]]. There are HTML files giving more info on some tracks in particular digital releases.
==History==
View-Monster was released in 2008, after the longest break between [[Lemon Demon]] albums thus far. [[Neil]] kept fans satiated during this break period with the release of the [[Deporitaz]] album [[Circa 2000]] in 2007, which kept the streak of [[Neil]] releases occurring once per year. This streak would not be broken until two years later, between [[Almanac 2009]] and [[Live (Only Not)]]. A teaser video for the album was released on [[Neil]]'s YouTube channel before it was released, with snippets of songs like [[The Man in Stripes and Glasses]] and [[The Satirist’s Love Song]].

Multiple songs from the album were released as singles through various means, many a long time before the album. These tracks include [[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)]] in November 2006,<ref>citation needed</ref> [[Marketland]] in December 2006,<ref>citation needed</ref> [[Knife Fight]] in February 2007,<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2007/02/27/</ref> and [[Amnesia Was Her Name]] in December 2007.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2007/12/15/</ref>
==Track listing==
[[File:Viewmonsternjr.jpg|thumb|2020 Needlejuice Records reissue cover]]
===Main Album===
====Side A====
#[[Kaleidoskull]]
#[[Untitled (view-monster)|Untitled [view-monster]]]
#[[Amnesia Was Her Name]]
#[[Untitled (hippocampus)|Untitled [hippocampus]]]
#[[The Man in Stripes and Glasses]]
#[[Untitled (spooky sounds vol 6)|Untitled [spooky sounds vol 6]]]
#[[Marketland]]
#[[Untitled (x-ray glasses)|Untitled [x-ray glasses]]]
#[[Gadzooks]]
#[[Untitled (prelude to a knife fight)|Untitled [prelude to a knife fight]]]
====Side B====
#<li value="11">[[Knife Fight]]</li>
#[[Untitled (autofocus)|Untitled [autofocus]]]
#[[The Only House That’s Not on Fire (Yet)]]
#[[Untitled (combs)|Untitled [combs]]]
#[[The Ocean]]
#[[Untitled (wet hair)|Untitled [wet hair]]]
#[[The Afternoon]]
#[[Untitled (afterafternoon)|Untitled [afterafternoon]]]
#[[Spring Heeled Jack]]
#[[Untitled (alternate history)|Untitled [alternate history]]]
#[[Being a Rock Star]]
====Side C====
#<li value="22">[[Untitled (like a balloon)|Untitled [like a balloon]]]</li>
#[[Ask For Nothing]]
#[[Untitled (disconnect)|Untitled [disconnect]]]
#[[The Satirist’s Love Song]]
#[[Untitled (therapy)|Untitled [therapy]]]
#[[The Machine]]
#[[Untitled (between the frames)|Untitled [between the frames]]]
#[[Bill Watterson]]
#[[Untitled (sleeping)|Untitled [sleeping]]]
#[[Something Glowing]]
#[[Untitled (finale)|Untitled [finale]]]

===Bonus tracks===
#[[320x200]]
#[[Ben Bernanke]]
#[[Drinky-Bird]]
#[[Everyday French]]
#[[Gadzooks (Original version)]]
#[[Hip Hop Cherry Pop]]
#[[Modify]]
#[[Nightmare Fuel]]
#[[Strangelet]]
#[[Sundial]]
#[[Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)]]
#[[Today’s Secret Word]]
#[[Treasure Map]]
#[[The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life]]
#[[You Got a Toothache]]

===Bonus tracks (Needlejuice Records rerelease)===
#[[Sundial]]
#[[Ben Bernanke]]
#[[Modify]]
#[[Nightmare Fuel]]
#[[Hip Hop Cherry Pop]]
#[[123456 Pokemon]]
#[[Toy Food]]
#[[The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life]]
#[[You Got a Toothache]]
#[[320x200]]
#[[Drinky-Bird]]
#[[Strangelet]]
#[[Today's Secret Word]]
#[[Gadzooks (Original)]]
#[[Everyday French]]
#[[While My Keytar Gently Weeps]]
#[[Treasure Map]]
#[[Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)]]

===Hidden track===
#[[creepy]]

== Physical Releases ==
<gallery>
File:BetweenTheFramesVinyl.png|The "Between The Frames" picture disc vinyl variant of View-Monster.
File:ViewMonster-WetHair-Vinyl.png|The "Wet Hair" vinyl variant of View-Monster.
File:ViewMonster-XrayGlasses-Vinyl.png|The "X-Ray Glasses" vinyl variant of View-Monster.
File:Disconnect View Monster Vinyl.png|The "Disconnect" vinyl variant of View-Monster.
File:ViewMonster-Autofocus-Vinyl.png|The "Autofocus" vinyl variant of View-Monster.
File:ViewMonsterDoubleCD.png|The Needlejuice View-Monster double CD mockup.
File:ViewMonsterCassetteTape.png|The Needlejuice cassette tape mockup of View-Monster.
File:ViewMonster-MiniDisc-Mockup.png|The Needlejuice View-Monster MiniDisc mockup.
</gallery>

==Trivia==

*A number of Illemonati at one point petitioned the album to be named “Mumbergo”. 
*Much of the information about this album, including its title and track listing, were kept secret until its release. This was likely due to multiple songs on Dinosaurchestra being leaked prior to the album's release.
*The version of the album on streaming services does not include transition tracks.
*On the Lemon Demon Bandcamp page, the transition tracks are attached either to the end of the previous tracks, or occasionally the beginning of the following track.
*On the Needlejuice Records CD of the album, Super Hey Ya is unlisted and hidden in the pre-gap of disc 2 (meaning to hear it requires rewinding before track 1). Due to size limitations on the disc, the first few seconds of the song are cut off (This is not an issue for any other format). It is also unlisted (along with creepy) on the Needlejuice Bandcamp download.
**On the initial CD run of View-Monster done by Needlejuice in 2020, Treasure Map is followed by 30 tracks of silence, each 4 seconds in length, then a single track of the "laugh" from [[Untitled (spooky sounds vol 6)|Untitled [spooky sounds vol 6]]]. The rest of the CD, tracks 49 to 98, consist of creepy, split into 4 second chunks. After negative feedback, creepy was condensed back into a single track on subsequent pressings.
**This would've made this album with the most tracks, at 131, but since creepy was condensed into one track, it makes it have 82 tracks.
*On the 8-track release of the album, Spring Heeled Jack and Untitled [alternate history] were moved to play before The Ocean to fit the 8-track format. However, the label with the tracklist was not adjusted to reflect this.
*A 7" vinyl record was made to contain the song [[Something Glowing]] and 4 other bonus tracks not on Side D of the View-Monster, it was called [[Something Glowing EP]].

Dinosaurchestra Part One

2026-05-01T15:29:18Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Dinosaurchestra Part One''' is the first track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the first of the three-part title track series.
{{Infobox_song
|title = Dinosaurchestra Part One
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2006
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]]
|duration = 01:50
|genre = Rock
|tempo = 120
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/dinosaurchestra-part-one Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dinosaurchestra-part-one Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/MvawIW4OQHY YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/0mKF6TJ6drK4fmd4uDQlZ7?si=8637bf456757492f Spotify]

}}
==Description==
According to [[Neil]]'s text commentary for the album, this song is about travelling back in time to the Jurassic Period to start a band with all the dinosaurs.<ref>https://youtu.be/Soa2ux9FepQ</ref>
== Lyrics ==
Travel back in time with me.
Two hundred million B.C..
What’s your name and what do you play?
My name is Neil and I don’t play anything.
What fun should we have today?
Shook my Magic Eight Ball and it said:

Let’s rock out in a Dinosaurchestra!
Let’s all shout in a Dinosaurchestra!
Let’s have fun in a Dinosaurchestra!
Let’s eat children in a Dinosaurchestra!

== Trivia ==

* The "Shook my Magic 8 Ball and it said" lyric was the inspiration behind the Magic 8 Ball variant of the vinyl release of [[Dinosaurchestra]], first released by [[Needlejuice Records]] in 2022.
* Many of the lyrics in the second half of this song are repeated as callbacks in [[Dinosaurchestra Part Three]].
<references />

Dinosaurchestra Part One

2026-05-01T15:28:43Z

Pretzelman227:

Dead Sea Monkeys

2026-05-01T15:26:22Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Dead Sea Monkeys''' is the first track on [[Damn Skippy]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Dead Sea Monkeys
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 4:08
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sea-monkeys Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/01%20-%20Dead%20Sea%20Monkeys.mp3 Original lemon demon website download] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/Dead%20Sea%20Monkeys%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
|tempo = 153
}}

==Description==
This song is a fun, yet sad tale about a child and their sea monkeys. None of the lyrics from the song rhyme. [[Neil]] spoke about writing this song in [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|the album's commentary track]]: <blockquote>"I’m not sure why I wrote this song, I was just probably thinking of sea monkeys and I realized that dying is what sea monkeys do best."</blockquote> None of the lyrics in the song rhyme. [[Neil]] stated in the commentary track that he wasn't sure if this was intentional or not.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>I love my brine shrimp pals, they are my friends
I watch them float around inside their tank
But when I came back home from school today
My little friends were dead and I was sad

The other day they were alive
And now they're floating at the top
I knew they wouldn't last forever
And now they're just a bunch of dead sea monkeys

Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?
Will my sea monkeys go to hell?
Will my sea monkeys go to heaven?
Will my sea monkeys go to hell?

The other day they were alive
And now they're floating at the top
I knew they wouldn't live forever
And now they're just a bunch of
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)

My brine shrimp pals have died a grisly death
Why must the things I love just disappear?
Is it my fault, did I forget their food?
I hope they're in a better place right now

Will my sea monkeys go to heaven? Yes!
Will my sea monkeys go to hell? No!
Will my sea monkeys go to heaven? Yes!
Will my sea monkeys go to hell? No!

I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!
I miss 'em, I miss 'em, me oh my!

The other day they were alive
And now they're floating at the top
I knew they wouldn't live forever
And now they're just a bunch of
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)

The other day they were alive (Dead sea monkeys)
And now they're floating at the top (Dead sea monkeys)
I knew they wouldn't live forever (Dead sea monkeys)
And now they're just a bunch of
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)

I want my monkeys back, give my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back, Jesus Christ
I want my monkeys back, give my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back, Jesus Christ
I want my monkeys back, give my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back, Jesus Christ
I want my monkeys back, gimme my monkeys back!
I want my monkeys back, Jesus flippin' Christ!

Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)
Dead sea monkeys, dead sea monkeys (uh ah oh oh oh)

(Telephone rings)
Hello?</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* In December 2005, [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/VH1 VH1] asked Neil for permission to use this song as part of their “I Love Toys” special, and offered to pay him handsomely. However, it was cut during editing and never made into the show.<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/92849.html</ref><ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/93663.html?thread=3113695</ref><ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/95409.html</ref>
* The person saying “hello” at the end of the song is Neil’s Mom, Nancy.
* This is the second longest track on [[Damn Skippy]], behind [[What Will Happen Will Happen]].

[[Category:Songs with backings]]

The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets

2026-05-01T15:24:16Z

Pretzelman227:

'''The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets''' is the second track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/The%20Saga%20of%20You,%20Confused%20Destroyer%20of%20Planets.mp3/ MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20The%20Saga%20of%20You.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM =126
}}
==History==
This song was originally released on mp3.com on April 18, 2003. It was released as the first single for the upcoming [[Lemon Demon]] album, [[Live from the Haunted Candle Shop]] just days after [[Neil]]'s [[Clown Circus|previous album]] released.
==mp3.com Description==
'The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets' is the full title. The chords are edible.

'''Story Behind the Song:'''

Little known fact: Before I wrote this song, it didn't exist.

==Lyrics==
1, 2, 3, 5

You went out, you turned west
You went numb, you felt possessed
You fell down, you blacked out
You woke up to stare and shout
You saw there a dark void
The whole world had been destroyed
The planet was gone, uh huh, the planet was gone
Entire planet was gone, the stupid planet was gone
It’s all right

[Chorus]
So don’t fret, just forget
No one will see, God forbid
It’s all gone, so move on
Nobody knows what you did

You moved on, you got old
You got used to the dark and the cold
You withered away into a pile of dust
Completely withered away into a pile of dust
But then you traveled on the solar wind
To find another galaxy to live in, you were forgiven
And once again you settled down
And once again you had another blackout, too late to back out
But it’s all right

[Chorus]
So don’t fret, just forget
No one will see, God forbid
It’s all gone, so move on
Nobody knows what you did

Nobody knows what you did
Whom it concerns is now in a better place
Nobody knows what you did
Even the person who did it doesn’t know (x3)

It’s not a crime to demolish all the rules
It’s not a crime when the laws are brought down
It’s just a paradox, it isn’t wrong
It’s just a paradox
(but it’s all right)

[Chorus x2]

(stenalp fo reyortsed desufnoc, uoy fo agas eht)
==Trivia==
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.[[File:The Saga of You.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]
*This song was one of two songs played at [[Neil]]'s first ever live show, the being [[Holy Bison Beaks!]]

The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets

2026-05-01T15:22:44Z

Pretzelman227:

The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets

2026-05-01T15:21:45Z

Pretzelman227:

The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets

2026-05-01T15:21:20Z

Pretzelman227:

'''The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets''' is the second track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/The%20Saga%20of%20You,%20Confused%20Destroyer%20of%20Planets.mp3/ MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20The%20Saga%20of%20You.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM =126
}}
==History==
This song was originally released on mp3.com on April 18, 2003. It was released as the first single for the upcoming [[Lemon Demon]] album, [[Live from the Haunted Candle Shop]] just days after [[Neil]]'s [[previous album|Clown Circus]] released.
==mp3.com Description==
'The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets' is the full title. The chords are edible.

'''Story Behind the Song:'''

Little known fact: Before I wrote this song, it didn't exist.

==Lyrics==
1, 2, 3, 5

You went out, you turned west
You went numb, you felt possessed
You fell down, you blacked out
You woke up to stare and shout
You saw there a dark void
The whole world had been destroyed
The planet was gone, uh huh, the planet was gone
Entire planet was gone, the stupid planet was gone
It’s all right

[Chorus]
So don’t fret, just forget
No one will see, God forbid
It’s all gone, so move on
Nobody knows what you did

You moved on, you got old
You got used to the dark and the cold
You withered away into a pile of dust
Completely withered away into a pile of dust
But then you traveled on the solar wind
To find another galaxy to live in, you were forgiven
And once again you settled down
And once again you had another blackout, too late to back out
But it’s all right

[Chorus]
So don’t fret, just forget
No one will see, God forbid
It’s all gone, so move on
Nobody knows what you did

Nobody knows what you did
Whom it concerns is now in a better place
Nobody knows what you did
Even the person who did it doesn’t know (x3)

It’s not a crime to demolish all the rules
It’s not a crime when the laws are brought down
It’s just a paradox, it isn’t wrong
It’s just a paradox
(but it’s all right)

[Chorus x2]

(stenalp fo reyortsed desufnoc, uoy fo agas eht)
==Trivia==
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.[[File:The Saga of You.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]

Holy Bison Beaks!

2026-05-01T15:19:23Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Holy Bison Beaks!''' is the tenth track on [[Clown Circus]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Holy Bison Beaks!
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 3:20
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/10.%20Holy%20Bison%20Beaks!.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 210
}}
==Lyrics==
Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.

So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential,
Catchy freakin’ hook.
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential hook.
And a guitar solo.

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)

Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!
==Trivia==
*This was one of two songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other was [[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]].

Switzerland

2026-05-01T15:18:30Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Switzerland''' is the twelfth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Switzerland
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Jackson Taylor Wetherbee]] (spoken vocals near the end)
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 4:11
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/12.%20Switzerland.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/21%20Switzerland%20(Abandoned).flac Lemonic Demonade 2007]
}}
==Lyrics==

<nowiki>I lose track of my many adversaries
They catch wind of whatever I say
My whole life’s getting awfully precursory
And maybe it’s time I meandered away

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

They make watches and chocolate and army knives
And that’s all that I actually know
I don’t care, I don’t want to considerize
The tiny details, I’m just ready to go

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland

Step aside, I’m going to Switzerland
Nobody knows me there, I’m going to Switzerland
I’m going to Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland
Step aside, I’m going to Switzerland
Nobody knows me there, I’m going to Switzerland
I’m going to Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland

I’ll be living in Switzerland
Yes I will be living in Switzerland
I’ll be living in Switzerland
Yes I will living in Switzerland
I’ll be living in Switzerland (What are you up to, Dr. Crow?)
Yes I will be living in Switzerland (I am Jackson Wetherbee!)
I’ll be living in Switzerland (Oh my god!! That is a sin in thirty states!)
Yes I will be living in Switzerland

Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland</nowiki>

==Trivia==

*In the first four albums download on the Lemon Demon site, and on the [[Hip To The Javabean]] CD (which includes the first 2 Lemon Demon albums), the song's title is misspelled “Swizterland.”
*The line "What are you up to, Dr. Crow?" near the end of the song is sampled from a [https://youtu.be/CK1zjqT1nE4?t=23 short film Neil made in 2003, Captain Domino vs. Doctor Crow].
*The sounds in the intro come from a [[wikipedia:Speak_&_Spell_(toy)|Speak & Spell]].

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2026-05-01T15:17:03Z

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2026-05-01T15:16:52Z

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2026-05-01T15:16:16Z

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2026-05-01T15:15:34Z

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2026-05-01T15:15:06Z

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2026-05-01T15:14:18Z

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woah it's me :3 pronouns they/he

i like [[Lemon Demon]] so much i will cry if you say anything about it to me

discord: @miles_or_something
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2026-05-01T15:12:36Z

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2026-05-01T15:12:23Z

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2026-05-01T15:11:45Z

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Sick Puppy

2026-04-30T15:41:01Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Sick Puppy''' is the fifteenth and final track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Sick Puppy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 9:40
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sick-puppy Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/15%20-%20Sick%20Puppy.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 100
}}
==Description==
This song is a 9-minute epic to close out [[Hip to the Javabean|HTTJ]]. There are three sections to the song, the first and last parts having tangible melodies, while the middle section is mostly ambient piano noises and rising tones.

The first section is a loud, instrumental section with a verse-chorus structure. It lasts from 0:00 to 2:38.

The second section is mostly filled with ambient piano, with some rising synth tones blasting for the latter half of it. It lasts from 2:38 to 7:50, the longest part of the three.

The third section is a quieter acoustic guitar section, the only one with lyrics. It talks about a presumably rabid dog, or rather one that just has mental issues. It lasts from 7:50 to 9:40.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace
Gone batty, running from the county police
Well, I hope you get well soon

Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow!
Well, I hope you get well soon

If I were a registered psychiatrist
We could be together for all time
It's a shame you're on the lam
But I don't really give a damn
That you used a stolen taser
On that unsuspecting mime

Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills
Well, I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon

Soon</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*This is the longest of [[Lemon Demon]]’s songs to date.

Sick Puppy

2026-04-30T15:40:36Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Sick Puppy''' is the fifteenth and final track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Sick Puppy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 9:40
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sick-puppy Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/15%20-%20Sick%20Puppy.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 100
}}
==Description==
This song is a 9-minute epic to close out [[Hip to the Javabean|HTTJ]]. There are three sections to the song, the first and last parts having tangible melodies, while the middle section is mostly ambient piano noises and rising tones.

The first section is a loud, instrumental section with a verse-chorus structure. It lasts from 0:00 to 2:38.
The second section is mostly filled with ambient piano, with some rising synth tones blasting for the latter half of it. It lasts from 2:38 to 7:50, the longest part of the three.
The third section is a quieter acoustic guitar section, the only one with lyrics. It talks about a presumably rabid dog, or rather one that just has mental issues. It lasts from 7:50 to 9:40.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace
Gone batty, running from the county police
Well, I hope you get well soon

Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow!
Well, I hope you get well soon

If I were a registered psychiatrist
We could be together for all time
It's a shame you're on the lam
But I don't really give a damn
That you used a stolen taser
On that unsuspecting mime

Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills
Well, I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon

Soon</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*This is the longest of [[Lemon Demon]]’s songs to date.

Sick Puppy

2026-04-30T15:40:19Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Sick Puppy''' is the fifteenth and final track on [[Hip to the Javabean]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Sick Puppy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = HTTJ.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Hip to the Javabean]]
|duration = 9:40
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/sick-puppy Needlejuice Remaster] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Hip%20to%20the%20Javabean%20(2004)/15%20-%20Sick%20Puppy.mp3 Original lemon demon website download]
|tempo = 100
}}
==Description==
This song is a 9-minute epic to close out [[HTTJ|Hip to the Javabean]]. There are three sections to the song, the first and last parts having tangible melodies, while the middle section is mostly ambient piano noises and rising tones.

The first section is a loud, instrumental section with a verse-chorus structure. It lasts from 0:00 to 2:38.
The second section is mostly filled with ambient piano, with some rising synth tones blasting for the latter half of it. It lasts from 2:38 to 7:50, the longest part of the three.
The third section is a quieter acoustic guitar section, the only one with lyrics. It talks about a presumably rabid dog, or rather one that just has mental issues. It lasts from 7:50 to 9:40.

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace
Gone batty, running from the county police
Well, I hope you get well soon

Why, baby, did you have to do that?
Set fire to Mrs. Ellerman's cat... meow!
Well, I hope you get well soon

If I were a registered psychiatrist
We could be together for all time
It's a shame you're on the lam
But I don't really give a damn
That you used a stolen taser
On that unsuspecting mime

Sick puppy, have you been taking your pills?
No worries, but you better head for the hills
Well, I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon
I hope you get well soon

Soon</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*This is the longest of [[Lemon Demon]]’s songs to date.

Funkytown

2026-04-30T15:31:24Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Funkytown''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Funkytown
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = November 7, 2017 (Patreon)
|recorded = 2017(?)
|albumart = OWT.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]], Needlejustice
|duration = 3:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/funkytown Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/funkytown-2 Bandcamp (Remix)]
|tempo =
}}
==History==
This song was first released on [[Neil]]'s Patreon page on November 1st, 2017, and was described as "A song about a man whose life has been ruined." <ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/song-about-man-15170499 A song about a man whose life has been ruined. | Patreon]</ref> On June 19th, 2020, it was re-released on Needlejustice, remastered by Jace McLain for his record label [[Needlejuice Records]]. <ref>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/needlejustice Needlejustice | Various Artists | Needlejuice Records (bandcamp.com)]</ref>

Needlejuice Records would reissue "Funkytown" and "[[One Weird Tip]]" as a single for Lemon Demon’s 20th Anniversary on January 21st, 2023. <ref>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/one-weird-tip-funkytown One Weird Tip/Funkytown | Lemon Demon | Needlejuice Records (bandcamp.com)]</ref> "Funkytown" was notably remixed and remastered for this reissue by Angel Hair Audio.

==Lyrics==
You're welcome to the jungle
You have friends in Kokomo
If you hear London calling you then that's where you should go
But never go down to Funkytown
Never go down to Funkytown
Oh no

There ain't no mountain high enough so keep running up that hill
Or look under the boardwalk, baby
In Margarita Hill, that's fine but
Never go down to Funkytown
The funk ran out and the town burned down
So stay the hell out of Funkytown for me

You must never go down to Funkytown, you see
You see

If you want to dance, I don't care
You can dance almost anywhere
In the summertime, in the air tonight
Or in paradise by the dashboard light

But never go down to Funkytown
I think it's some kind of burial ground
So stay the hell out of Funkytown, oh no

People keep going to Funkytown and leaving me behind
I get the sweats imagining the awful things they find
People keep going to Funkytown and never coming back
I miss my friends and family and now you're all I have

So never go down to Funkytown
You'll disappear and you'll never be found
So stay the hell out of Funkytown for me
For me (for me)
Never go down to Funkytown
There's something dangerous lurking 'round
So stay the fuck out of Funkytown for me (for me)
For me
You must never go down to Funkytown you see

==Personnel==
:* Neil Cicierega — vocals, instrument programming

==Trivia==
*The lyrics are primarily made up of references to popular from the 60s to the 80s, notably "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc., with exception of the bridge section.

== References ==
<references />

Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)

2026-04-30T15:25:56Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)''' is a bonus track from [[Lemon Demon]]'s fifth album [[Dinosaurchestra]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:37
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|BPM = 95
}}
== Lyrics ==
Alligators, nature’s surfboards in the swamp
With a playful little chomp
Let you know that you’re a friend
And they love you, they’ll let you surf all afternoon
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens
Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
He’s been sitting there all day
This is where the fun begins

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pizza Heroes

2026-04-30T15:24:26Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Pizza Heroes''' is the 3rd bonus track on [[Spirit Phone]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Pizza Heroes
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2015, 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 1:30
|tempo = 111
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://www.patreon.com/posts/pizza-heroes-1454406 2015 Patreon Post] [https://open.spotify.com/track/5xMq2RJLFn9PNCldXihOJK Spotify] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/pizza-heroes Needlejuice Bandcamp]
}}
==History==
It was originally released on Neil's Patreon on January 3, 2015, with the description: "''A song about pizza, created for the Songs About Pizza compilation."'' It was originally written as an intro song to a hypothetical cartoon by [[Emmy Cicierega]], which would be about a pizza delivery team that would travel extremely fast to anywhere in the world. A demo was also made in 2012. (more info needed)

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
When you need a disk of oven-baked bliss
We always deliver
24-hour pizza pie power
We always deliver
Rain or shine
</nowiki>(aaaahhhh)<nowiki>
Sleet or snow
</nowiki>(aaaahhhh)<nowiki>
Oh, when you need a slice of joy in your life
We always deliver
Tomato sauce, cheese, we've got both of these
We always deliver
Rain or shine
Sleet or snow
We'll make time
We're good to go
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver

Cooked with love inside a big oven
We always deliver
Ingredients of course are locally sourced
We always deliver
Day or night
</nowiki>(aaaaaahh)<nowiki>
Night or day
</nowiki>(aaaaaahh)<nowiki>
Hey!
Every time you dream of circular cuisine
We always deliver
24-7 pizza pie heaven
We always deliver
Day or night
Night or day
Black or white or straight or gay
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
(Always deliver, we)
Always! (deliver, we)
Always! (deliver, we)
Always deliver
We </nowiki>always<nowiki> deliver!
We </nowiki>always<nowiki> deliver!
Yeah!
PIZZA HEROES!
</nowiki>

Pizza Heroes

2026-04-30T15:23:55Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Pizza Heroes''' is the 3rd bonus track on [[Spirit Phone]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Pizza Heroes
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2015, 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 1:30
|tempo = 111
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://www.patreon.com/posts/pizza-heroes-1454406 2015 Patreon Post] [https://open.spotify.com/track/5xMq2RJLFn9PNCldXihOJK Spotify] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/pizza-heroes Needlejuice Bandcamp]
}}
''
==History==
It was originally released on Neil's Patreon on January 3, 2015, with the description: "''A song about pizza, created for the Songs About Pizza compilation."'' It was originally written as an intro song to a hypothetical cartoon by [[Emmy Cicierega]], which would be about a pizza delivery team that would travel extremely fast to anywhere in the world. A demo was also made in 2012. (more info needed)

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
When you need a disk of oven-baked bliss
We always deliver
24-hour pizza pie power
We always deliver
Rain or shine
</nowiki>(aaaahhhh)<nowiki>
Sleet or snow
</nowiki>(aaaahhhh)<nowiki>
Oh, when you need a slice of joy in your life
We always deliver
Tomato sauce, cheese, we've got both of these
We always deliver
Rain or shine
Sleet or snow
We'll make time
We're good to go
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver

Cooked with love inside a big oven
We always deliver
Ingredients of course are locally sourced
We always deliver
Day or night
</nowiki>(aaaaaahh)<nowiki>
Night or day
</nowiki>(aaaaaahh)<nowiki>
Hey!
Every time you dream of circular cuisine
We always deliver
24-7 pizza pie heaven
We always deliver
Day or night
Night or day
Black or white or straight or gay
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
(Always deliver, we)
Always! (deliver, we)
Always! (deliver, we)
Always deliver
We </nowiki>always<nowiki> deliver!
We </nowiki>always<nowiki> deliver!
Yeah!
PIZZA HEROES!
</nowiki>

Pizza Heroes

2026-04-30T15:23:35Z

Pretzelman227:

'Pizza Heroes''' is the 3rd bonus track on [[Spirit Phone]].
{{Infobox_song
|title = Pizza Heroes
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2015, 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 1:30
|tempo = 111
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://www.patreon.com/posts/pizza-heroes-1454406 2015 Patreon Post] [https://open.spotify.com/track/5xMq2RJLFn9PNCldXihOJK Spotify] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/pizza-heroes Needlejuice Bandcamp]
}}
''
==History==
It was originally released on Neil's Patreon on January 3, 2015, with the description: "''A song about pizza, created for the Songs About Pizza compilation."'' It was originally written as an intro song to a hypothetical cartoon by [[Emmy Cicierega]], which would be about a pizza delivery team that would travel extremely fast to anywhere in the world. A demo was also made in 2012. (more info needed)

==Lyrics==
<nowiki>
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
When you need a disk of oven-baked bliss
We always deliver
24-hour pizza pie power
We always deliver
Rain or shine
</nowiki>(aaaahhhh)<nowiki>
Sleet or snow
</nowiki>(aaaahhhh)<nowiki>
Oh, when you need a slice of joy in your life
We always deliver
Tomato sauce, cheese, we've got both of these
We always deliver
Rain or shine
Sleet or snow
We'll make time
We're good to go
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver

Cooked with love inside a big oven
We always deliver
Ingredients of course are locally sourced
We always deliver
Day or night
</nowiki>(aaaaaahh)<nowiki>
Night or day
</nowiki>(aaaaaahh)<nowiki>
Hey!
Every time you dream of circular cuisine
We always deliver
24-7 pizza pie heaven
We always deliver
Day or night
Night or day
Black or white or straight or gay
We always deliver
We always deliver
We always deliver
(Always deliver, we)
Always! (deliver, we)
Always! (deliver, we)
Always deliver
We </nowiki>always<nowiki> deliver!
We </nowiki>always<nowiki> deliver!
Yeah!
PIZZA HEROES!
</nowiki>

Circa 2000

2026-04-30T15:21:20Z

Pretzelman227:

{{Infobox album
|title = Circa 2000
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = Circa2000.png
|disc_Category = Album
|year = 2007
|recorded = 2001-2002
|length = 20:50
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Dimes]] (2002)
|thisAlbum = '''Circa 2000''' (2007)
|nextAlbum = [[View-Monster]] (As [[Lemon Demon]]) (2008)
|externalLinks = [http://lemondemon.com/deporitaz/Circa%202000%20(Rarities)/ MP3]
}}

'''Circa 2000''' is an album released in the name of, and consisting of previously unreleased songs from the era of, the officially-defunct [[Deporitaz]]. It was created partly to keep up Neil’s pattern of releasing an album every year, since [[View-Monster]] wouldn’t be ready until 2008. [[Neil]] says about the album, “Basically, I scoured my many hundreds of old Cakewalk files, collected some tunes that fell through the cracks, gave them titles, and put them in this collection for you. Enjoy!”

== Track listing ==

#[[Milkshake City Here We Come]]
#[[Birth of a Cosmonaut]]
#[[A Ladybug Adventure]]
#[[Space Train]]
#[[Sometimes My Heart Goes Like This]]
#[[James A. Minefield]]
#[[Squats]]
#[[When Grandma Regains Consciousness She Will Thank Us]]
#[[Psycho RC]]
#[[Holy Cow]]
#[[Steam Powered Laserbeam]]

Microwave This CD

2026-04-30T15:18:01Z

Pretzelman227:

'''Microwave This CD''' is the second album released as '''[[Trapezoid]]''', later renamed [[Deporitaz]].
{{Infobox album
|title = Microwave This CD
|artist = Deporitaz
|albumart = MicrowaveThisCD.jpg
|disc_Category = Album
|year = June 2001
|recorded = 2000-2001
|length = 1:00:46
|label = Self-released
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Outsmart]] (2000)
|thisAlbum = '''Microwave This CD''' (2001)
|nextAlbum = [[Dimes]] (2002)
}}
==History==
For many years prior to 2010, no one, not even [[Neil]] himself, had any surviving copies or remembered what songs were on it. ([[Alora Lanzillotta]] may still have a copy but does not know where it is.) The album art and track listing were lost on Neil’s old hard drives, which he had searched but to no avail. Neil had previously posted a list of all of the possible tracks. Since the original posting, Neil put up a directory of Deporitaz downloads. The Microwave This CD folder, although organized alphabetically, was still significantly cleaner than the original list and was considered the official track listing for a long time. The cover art was usually represented by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaron%27s_Party_(Come_Get_It) this Aaron Carter cover] as an in-joke.

On April 12th, 2010, original WikiLemon user Jake (who had previously posted about owning the album) discovered the album in his closet and posted the proper track listing and album art. The real cover includes a single color (dark blue) illustration of a flower with a confused face. Above the flower, centered, is written “Trapezoid” in green followed by “Microwave This CD” in blue, in an awkwardly stretched version of the font Copperplate. The actual album art has never been scanned, however a fan mockup was made and has been used to represent the album ever since.
[[File:MicrowaveThisCDmockup.jpg|thumb|A mockup of the Microwave This CD album art]]

== Track listing ==

#[[Murray Mix]]
#[[Murray Mix|Murray Mix (Sugar Rush Mix)]]
#[[El Disco Malvado de Muerte]]
#[[Molten Lava 2000]]
#[[LeChuck Is Like A Big Evil Santa]]
#[[Seizures in the Sun]]
#[[The Horror!]]
#[[Sam 'n' Max Disco]]
#[[World War Something]]
#[[Untitled]]
#[[The Chips]]
#[[Smosho's Journey]]
#[[Whoop!]]
#[[Scope]]
#[[Cheezy as Cheez]]
#[[Gee Whiz]]
#[[Zombies]]

==Trivia==
* This was not featured in the [[View-Monster]] promotion video when he said he had released 8 albums.

== External links ==
[http://www.lemondemon.com/deporitaz/ Download from the Lemon Demon website (Split across the 2001 - Microwave This CD/ and Miscellaneous/ folders) )]