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No Eyed Girl

2023-08-02T08:34:07Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = No Eyed Girl
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer =[[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 4:20 (Spirit Phone) 4:08 (2014 Demo)
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/no-eyed-girl Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/no-eyed-girl Bandcamp (Needlejuice remaster)] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Spirit%20Phone/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Noeyedant%20%5b2007%5d.mp3 "Noeyedant"] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Spirit%20Phone/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20No%20Eyed%20Girl%20%5b2014%20Demo%5d.mp3 2014 Demo] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Spirit%20Phone/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20No%20Eyed%20Girl%20%5b2014%20Early%20Snippet%5d.mp3 2014 Snippet]
|BPM =
}}

'''No Eyed Girl''' is the fourth track from [[Lemon Demon]]'s newest album, [[Spirit Phone]]. Neil says of the track's meaning in the [[Spirit Phone: Commentary|Spirit Phone Commentary]]; "Just an intro-dimensional love story with really bad repercussions; the sort of thing that people were worried the Super Hadron Collider would unleash on the world."

The pre-chorus of the song is derived from a 2007 demo, renamed "Noeyedant" and released on [[Neil]]'s Twitter on June 2nd, 2016.<ref>[https://twitter.com/neilcic/status/738267949476290560 Neil Cicierega on Twitter: "jesus, I just found a 2007 audio file wherein I wrote the melody for "No Eyed Girl". Music bits float around in my garbage pile for decades" / X]</ref>

== Lyrics ==
Oh, knowing what we know, knowing we don't know
This is gonna change our world
Feeling how I feel, I'll accept the unreal

If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Your matter tells mine to scatter
It's alright, it's alright

From the moment that we met
I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life
If I spoke your language I could tell you how I feel
But your language isn't real
In every myth there's a little bit of truth
But I cannot say a thing (I cannot say a thing)
Without proof, oh no

Knowing what we know, knowing we do not know
This is gonna change our world
I might go insane if I hear your full name

If you be my no-eyed girl from nowhere mankind can go
There's too much light, blinding white
Emotions, human implosions
It's alright, it's alright

Right before the kiss I noticed something in the air
Molecules existed when there should have been none there
Chemical reactions with the surface of your skin
Some will say my actions let the no-eyed people in

And I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again, and I'd do it all again

== Trivia ==

* A demo of this song from 2014 exists, with multiple mixing differences, a different lead vocal, and small lyrical changes.<ref>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Spirit%20Phone/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20No%20Eyed%20Girl%20%5b2014%20Demo%5d.mp3 No Eyed Girl (2014 Demo) - Mumbergo Emlargo]</ref>

== References ==
<references />

When Robots Attack

2023-08-02T05:00:07Z

Tapiocatundra: Forgot to fix I was editing thepage to fix in the first place

{{Infobox_song
|title = When Robots Attack
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:51
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/when-robots-attack Bandcamp (Needlejuice remaster)] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/04%20-%20When%20Robots%20Attack.mp3 Lemondemon.com MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/When%20Robots%20Attack%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 130
}}
'''When Robots Attack''' is the fourth track on [[Lemon Demon]]'s fourth album [[Damn Skippy]]. In the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|Damn Skippy commentary track]], [[Neil]] states the song was supposed to be about Mr. Rogers, but "decided robots would be better."<ref>[[Damn Skippy: Commentary]]</ref>

== Lyrics==
<nowiki>Lock up your children.

Lock up your pets as well. (Your pets as well.)
It's time to panic, because
something terrible is mad as Hell.

So read the papers,
and read the magazines. (The magazines.)
Something's approaching,
(oh no,
oh no.)

And no one knows exactly what it means,
but the killer machines are coming.
Don't let your guard down, and watch your back.
It's time to panic panic panic in the city city city under fire fire fire.

This is how to act...

When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)

They have malfunctioned.
They went insane
Here come the buzzsaws and rattling chains.
No way to stop them.
Nowhere to run.
Robotic destruction has now begun.

I hear the beeping.
I hear the people scream. (The people scream.)
I think we're finished.
(oh my God)
How I wish that this were just a dream...

It's like a nightmare.
Have they forgotten Johnny 5? (Johnny 5)
"No disassemble."
I have a feeling that we won't survive.
We'll be eaten alive by robots.

I see them rolling down the railroad track.
It's time to panic panic panic in the city city city under fire fire fire.
This is how I act.

When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)

In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all....
</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*There’s a hidden director’s commentary in the Flash video that can only be seen by changing the window size to be larger than the default. The aspect ratio will be preserved, so a space above and below the stage will be visible. This only works when viewing the SWF in its own window, so attempting to find it on a standard Newgrounds window won’t work.
*The line “Have they forgotten Johnny 5? (Johnny 5.)“ No disassemble.” (No, no, no, no!)” is a reference to the character Johnny 5 from the movie Short Circuit.
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/When%20Robots%20Attack%20(Instrumental).mp3 This song has an official instrumental.]

== References ==
<references />
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category:Songs written by Neil Cicierega]]
[[Category:Song]]

When Robots Attack

2023-08-02T04:59:04Z

Tapiocatundra: Formatting and page fixes, yo

{{Infobox_song
|title = When Robots Attack
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:51
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/when-robots-attack Bandcamp (Needlejuice Remaster)] [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/04%20-%20When%20Robots%20Attack.mp3 Lemondemon.com MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/When%20Robots%20Attack%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
|tempo = 130
}}

'''When Robots Attack''' is the fourth track on [[Lemon Demon]]'s fourth album [[Damn Skippy]]. In the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|Damn Skippy commentary track]], [[Neil]] states the song was supposed to be about Mr. Rogers, but "decided robots would be better."<ref>[[Damn Skippy: Commentary]]</ref>

== Lyrics==
<nowiki>Lock up your children.

Lock up your pets as well. (Your pets as well.)
It's time to panic, because
something terrible is mad as Hell.

So read the papers,
and read the magazines. (The magazines.)
Something's approaching,
(oh no,
oh no.)

And no one knows exactly what it means,
but the killer machines are coming.
Don't let your guard down, and watch your back.
It's time to panic panic panic in the city city city under fire fire fire.

This is how to act...

When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)

They have malfunctioned.
They went insane
Here come the buzzsaws and rattling chains.
No way to stop them.
Nowhere to run.
Robotic destruction has now begun.

I hear the beeping.
I hear the people scream. (The people scream.)
I think we're finished.
(oh my God)
How I wish that this were just a dream...

It's like a nightmare.
Have they forgotten Johnny 5? (Johnny 5)
"No disassemble."
I have a feeling that we won't survive.
We'll be eaten alive by robots.

I see them rolling down the railroad track.
It's time to panic panic panic in the city city city under fire fire fire.
This is how I act.

When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)
When Robots Attack
(robot robot robot)

In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all.
In man against machine,
machine will conquer all....
</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*There’s a hidden director’s commentary in the Flash video that can only be seen by changing the window size to be larger than the default. The aspect ratio will be preserved, so a space above and below the stage will be visible. This only works when viewing the SWF in its own window, so attempting to find it on a standard Newgrounds window won’t work.
*The line “Have they forgotten Johnny 5? (Johnny 5.)“ No disassemble.” (No, no, no, no!)” is a reference to the character Johnny 5 from the movie Short Circuit.
*[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Damn%20Skippy%20Stems/When%20Robots%20Attack%20(Instrumental).mp3 This song has an official instrumental.]

== References ==
<references />
[[Category:Songs with instrumentals]]
[[Category:Songs written by Neil Cicierega]]
[[Category:Song]]

The Machine

2023-08-02T04:49:22Z

Tapiocatundra: Forgot references list, added it

{{Infobox_song
|title = The Machine
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2008
|albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[View-Monster]]
|duration = 4:07
|tempo = 167
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/the-machine Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-machine Bandcamp (Needlejuice Remaster)] [https://youtu.be/849q2h1OkKs YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/4NXSNiPG7Mu26lbUiHhsSR?si=a3d03dc83ead4b1e Spotify]
}}
'''The Machine''' is the 27th track and the 16th non-transition track on [[View-Monster]].

In the View-Monster HTML [[Neil]] says of the song; "This song chronicles the adventures of a man who, for no particular reason, begins to build a machine with no particular purpose. The machine grows organically, becoming more and more complicated and strange".<ref>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/html/The%20Machine.html LEMON DEMON : VIEW-MONSTER (mumbergo.net)]</ref>

In a 2017 interview with news website The Verge, Neil talked about the origin of the song; “I probably first saw a thread about it circa 2004 or 2005 on the Something Awful forums, it was definitely a little eerie how the quote seemed familiar to everybody yet nobody could place it. I thought there must be some special phonetic quality to it and wrote my song around it.” Neil used a sample from a 1964 episode of Burke's Law, "Who Killed 711?", as he felt it was a close match to the origin. <ref>[https://www.theverge.com/2017/3/21/14952294/what-does-it-do-thats-the-beauty-of-it-movie-quote-source Everybody knows this quote, but nobody knows where it's from - The Verge]</ref>

== Lyrics ==
All that he does is chip away.
Each day he sticks to his routine:
Putting the pieces on.
Building a big machine.

He ran out of room inside his room
and so he moved it all outside.
Now it’s a bit too big.
Now it’s a mile wide.

The family vans across the desert
follow signs to park and stare.
Nobody says hello.
Nobody knows he’s there.

They just look at the blinking lights and greebles,
interlocking arms of steel.
And they think:
Nothing could be so big.
Nothing could be so real.

They think:

One million springs
and spinning things, it’s quite a view
We have no clue
What does it do?
That’s the beauty of it—
It doesn’t do anything.

He made his own night-vision goggles,
now he lurks inside the frame.
Perfecting it from within.
Forgetting his own name.

All that he knows is that it needs him,
All it knows is he needs it.
Every piston.
Every single little bit.

The government people in black helicopters
try to snoop around.
I’m so sorry, but he needs the extra parts.
He takes the choppers down.

Now there are tanks on the horizon,
asking what are his demands?
Not one of them understands.
Nobody understands.

And the megaphones scream:

One million gears
Perhaps our fears are coming true
What does it do?
What does it do?
That’s the beauty of it—
It doesn’t do anything.

Lost in solipsism
he then slowly pulls a lever
which sets off a mechanism
which does nothing whatsoever
but the nothing that it does
negates the everything we know
because it’s screaming “Just because!”
because it’s neither friend or foe
and so they label it a menace
or a grandiose work of art.
From its finale to its genesis
we slowly pull it all apart.

That’s the beauty of it—
It doesn’t do anything, do anything.

Doesn’t do anything, doesn’t do anything.

== Trivia ==
*The Machine is one of four songs on [[View-Monster]] to receive a corresponding zoetrope animation on the Between The Frames picture disc vinyl variant of the album first released by [[Needlejuice Records]] in 2020. This song's animation was done by [[Andrew Kepple]] and can be found on Side C.

== References ==
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

The Machine

2023-08-02T04:46:49Z

Tapiocatundra: Grammar fix

The Machine

2023-08-02T04:46:00Z

Tapiocatundra: More information about the song, including quotes from Neil

{{Infobox_song
|title = The Machine
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2008
|albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[View-Monster]]
|duration = 4:07
|tempo = 167
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/the-machine Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/the-machine Bandcamp (Needlejuice Remaster)] [https://youtu.be/849q2h1OkKs YouTube] [https://open.spotify.com/track/4NXSNiPG7Mu26lbUiHhsSR?si=a3d03dc83ead4b1e Spotify]
}}
'''The Machine''' is the 27th track and the 16th non-transition track on [[View-Monster]].

In the View-Monster HTML [[Neil]] says of the song; "This song chronicles the adventures of a man who, for no particular reason, begins to build a machine with no particular purpose. The machine grows organically, becoming more and more complicated and strange".<ref>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/html/The%20Machine.html LEMON DEMON : VIEW-MONSTER (mumbergo.net)]</ref>

In a 2017 interview with news website The Verge, Neil talked about the origin of the song; “I probably first saw a thread about it circa 2004 or 2005 on the Something Awful forums, it was definitely a little eerie how the quote seemed familiar to everybody yet nobody could place it. I thought there must be some special phonetic quality to it and wrote my song around it.” Neil used a sample from the Burke's Law as he felt it was a close match to the origin. <ref>[https://www.theverge.com/2017/3/21/14952294/what-does-it-do-thats-the-beauty-of-it-movie-quote-source Everybody knows this quote, but nobody knows where it's from - The Verge]</ref>

== Lyrics ==
All that he does is chip away.
Each day he sticks to his routine:
Putting the pieces on.
Building a big machine.

He ran out of room inside his room
and so he moved it all outside.
Now it’s a bit too big.
Now it’s a mile wide.

The family vans across the desert
follow signs to park and stare.
Nobody says hello.
Nobody knows he’s there.

They just look at the blinking lights and greebles,
interlocking arms of steel.
And they think:
Nothing could be so big.
Nothing could be so real.

They think:

One million springs
and spinning things, it’s quite a view
We have no clue
What does it do?
That’s the beauty of it—
It doesn’t do anything.

He made his own night-vision goggles,
now he lurks inside the frame.
Perfecting it from within.
Forgetting his own name.

All that he knows is that it needs him,
All it knows is he needs it.
Every piston.
Every single little bit.

The government people in black helicopters
try to snoop around.
I’m so sorry, but he needs the extra parts.
He takes the choppers down.

Now there are tanks on the horizon,
asking what are his demands?
Not one of them understands.
Nobody understands.

And the megaphones scream:

One million gears
Perhaps our fears are coming true
What does it do?
What does it do?
That’s the beauty of it—
It doesn’t do anything.

Lost in solipsism
he then slowly pulls a lever
which sets off a mechanism
which does nothing whatsoever
but the nothing that it does
negates the everything we know
because it’s screaming “Just because!”
because it’s neither friend or foe
and so they label it a menace
or a grandiose work of art.
From its finale to its genesis
we slowly pull it all apart.

That’s the beauty of it—
It doesn’t do anything, do anything.

Doesn’t do anything, doesn’t do anything.

== Trivia ==
*The Machine is one of four songs on [[View-Monster]] to receive a corresponding zoetrope animation on the Between The Frames picture disc vinyl variant of the album first released by [[Needlejuice Records]] in 2020. This song's animation was done by [[Andrew Kepple]] and can be found on Side C.
[[Category:Songs with backings]]

The Machine

2023-08-02T04:35:39Z

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Funkytown

2023-08-02T04:33:02Z

Tapiocatundra: Fixed Bandcamp section

{{Infobox_song
|title = Funkytown
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = November 7, 2017 (Patreon)
|recorded = 2017(?)
|albumart = OWT.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]], Needlejustice
|duration = 3:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/funkytown Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/funkytown-2 Bandcamp (Remix)]
|tempo =
}}
'''Funkytown''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was first released on [[Neil]]'s Patreon page on November 1st, 2017, and was described as "A song about a man whose life has been ruined." <ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/song-about-man-15170499 A song about a man whose life has been ruined. | Patreon]</ref> On June 19th, 2020, it was re-released on Needlejustice, remastered by Jace McLain for his record label [[Needlejuice Records]]. <ref>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/needlejustice Needlejustice | Various Artists | Needlejuice Records (bandcamp.com)]</ref>

Needlejuice Records would reissue "Funkytown" and "[[One Weird Tip]]" as a single for Lemon Demon’s 20th Anniversary on January 21st, 2023. <ref>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/one-weird-tip-funkytown One Weird Tip/Funkytown | Lemon Demon | Needlejuice Records (bandcamp.com)]</ref> "Funkytown" was notably remixed and remastered for this reissue by Angel Hair Audio.

==Lyrics==
You're welcome to the jungle
You have friends in Kokomo
If you hear London calling you then that's where you should go
But never go down to Funkytown
Never go down to Funkytown
Oh no

There ain't no mountain high enough so keep running up that hill
Or look under the boardwalk, baby
In Margarita Hill, that's fine but
Never go down to Funkytown
The funk ran out and the town burned down
So stay the hell out of Funkytown for me

You must never go down to Funkytown, you see
You see

If you want to dance, I don't care
You can dance almost anywhere
In the summertime, in the air tonight
Or in paradise by the dashboard light

But never go down to Funkytown
I think it's some kind of burial ground
So stay the hell out of Funkytown, oh no

People keep going to Funkytown and leaving me behind
I get the sweats imagining the awful things they find
People keep going to Funkytown and never coming back
I miss my friends and family and now you're all I have

So never go down to Funkytown
You'll disappear and you'll never be found
So stay the hell out of Funkytown for me
For me (for me)
Never go down to Funkytown
There's something dangerous lurking 'round
So stay the fuck out of Funkytown for me (for me)
For me
You must never go down to Funkytown you see

==Personnel==
:* Neil Cicierega — vocals, instrument programming

==Trivia==
*The lyrics are primarily made up of references to popular from the 60s to the 80s, notably "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc., with exception of the bridge section.

== References ==
<references />

Funkytown

2023-08-02T04:30:10Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Funkytown
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = November 7, 2017 (Patreon)
|recorded = 2017(?)
|albumart = OWT.jpeg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]], Needlejustice
|duration = 3:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/one-weird-tip Bandcamp]
|tempo =
}}
'''Funkytown''' is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was first released on [[Neil]]'s Patreon page on November 1st, 2017, and was described as "A song about a man whose life has been ruined." <ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/song-about-man-15170499 A song about a man whose life has been ruined. | Patreon]</ref> On June 19th, 2020, it was re-released on Needlejustice, remastered by Jace McLain for his record label [[Needlejuice Records]]. <ref>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/needlejustice Needlejustice | Various Artists | Needlejuice Records (bandcamp.com)]</ref>

Needlejuice Records would reissue "Funkytown" and "[[One Weird Tip]]" as a single for Lemon Demon’s 20th Anniversary on January 21st, 2023. <ref>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/one-weird-tip-funkytown One Weird Tip/Funkytown | Lemon Demon | Needlejuice Records (bandcamp.com)]</ref> "Funkytown" was notably remixed and remastered for this reissue by Angel Hair Audio.

==Lyrics==
You're welcome to the jungle
You have friends in Kokomo
If you hear London calling you then that's where you should go
But never go down to Funkytown
Never go down to Funkytown
Oh no

There ain't no mountain high enough so keep running up that hill
Or look under the boardwalk, baby
In Margarita Hill, that's fine but
Never go down to Funkytown
The funk ran out and the town burned down
So stay the hell out of Funkytown for me

You must never go down to Funkytown, you see
You see

If you want to dance, I don't care
You can dance almost anywhere
In the summertime, in the air tonight
Or in paradise by the dashboard light

But never go down to Funkytown
I think it's some kind of burial ground
So stay the hell out of Funkytown, oh no

People keep going to Funkytown and leaving me behind
I get the sweats imagining the awful things they find
People keep going to Funkytown and never coming back
I miss my friends and family and now you're all I have

So never go down to Funkytown
You'll disappear and you'll never be found
So stay the hell out of Funkytown for me
For me (for me)
Never go down to Funkytown
There's something dangerous lurking 'round
So stay the fuck out of Funkytown for me (for me)
For me
You must never go down to Funkytown you see

==Personnel==
:* Neil Cicierega — vocals, instrument programming

==Trivia==
*The lyrics are primarily made up of references to popular from the 60s to the 80s, notably "Funkytown" by Lipps Inc., with exception of the bridge section.

== References ==
<references />

Category:Album

2023-08-02T00:21:30Z

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Albums by [[Neil Cicierega]] or one of his other projects.

Category:EP

2023-08-02T00:20:48Z

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EPs that are related to [[Lemon Demon]] or other related artists.

A Review By Eric Bauman

2023-05-27T18:17:06Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = A Review By Eric Bauman
|artist = Neil Cicierega
|year = 2006
|recorded = 2006
|writer = unknown
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = Non Album Song
|duration = 2:34
|genre = Spoken Word
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Neil%20Cicierega%20-%20eBaum%20Newgrounds%20Review.mp3 MP3]
|addtlInfo = 
}}

'''A Review By Eric Bauman''' is a short audio file of [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] nasally reading a review alleged to have been made by Eric Bauman, creator of Ebaumsworld, on Newgrounds.

== Transcript ==
This has to end now!: A review by Eric Bauman
Okay I just had to make an account to tell you this. One, there is no such thing as stealing on the internet. As Wikipedia states, the internet is a place where people distribute information through servers publicly.

I don't know what that means to you, but it means you can get anything and say it's yours as long as you DON'T GET MONEY FOR IT. People never actually bought anything that was from Newsgrounds, like Numa Numa for instance. I never sold Numa Numa, I never made any Numa Numa" songs, I just took "Numa Numa" and simply put Ebaumsworld watermark on it.

Two, about the DDOS. First off I-- if-if your forums had anti-leech bandwidth control or SSL that would never have happened in the first place. Secondly I didn't do that, the webmaster who did that at the time has been fired.

Three, anyone can sell advertisments [sic] so I don't know why you are making a big deal out of that.

Four, how can I be a slut if I'm a guy, in which your video states? That shows how smart you are!

Five, I don't know why you are saying Ebaumsworld sucks, my site, because it looks visually better than SomethingAwful.com and has more users than SomethingAwful.com, and thank you for putting Ebaumsworldsucks.com! All that it does is go to this sucky site and get sucked in by all the stuff we have.

Sixth, please continue doing Ebaumsworld.com, it's rather helping us than not helping us, and if you don't believe here are the stats!

2004:
23,123,145 views

2005:
34,235,062 views

So I really hope your Ebaumsworldsucks.com site really does well, because all it can do is make-- make more people come to my site, because I think about it if someone-- because think about it, if someone doesn't know about Ebaumsworld.com that goes to Newsgrounds and sees this flash and goes to Ebaumsworld.com, they have to go to the actual site to see if it sucks for themselves ahahaha! Well tha-- that's how good your plan went. But hey, I'll give your site one thing, at least it tells the truth. Your site IS awful, so it's something awful, just like SomethingAwful forums at least you can tell the truth my friend.

Eric Bauman

Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)

2023-05-27T17:34:03Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:37
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/02.%20Lemon%20Demon.mp3/ MP3]
|BPM = 95
}}

'''Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)''' is a bonus track from [[Lemon Demon]]'s fifth album [[Dinosaurchestra]].

== Lyrics ==
Alligators, nature’s surfboards in the swamp
With a playful little chomp
Let you know that you’re a friend
And they love you, they’ll let you surf all afternoon
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens
Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
He’s been sitting there all day
This is where the fun begins

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday
I do not know what to get you for your birthday