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Damn Skippy

2023-05-29T10:23:27Z

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|title = Damn Skippy
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|disc_Category = Album
|year = March 21, 2005
|recorded = 2004–2005
|length = 1:00:57, 1:22:24 (with bonus tracks)
|label = Self-released (2005), [[Needlejuice Records]] (2023)
|producers = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|reviews = 
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|addtlInfo = 
|lastAlbum = [[Hip to the Javabean]] (2004)
|thisAlbum = '''Damn Skippy''' (2005)
|nextAlbum = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
}}

'''Damn Skippy''' is [[Lemon Demon]]’s fourth album. It was the first to include a commentary and preripped MP3s without transitions in the data track.

In April 2009, [[Neil]] offered this album for download.

==Track listing==
#[[Dead Sea Monkeys]]
#[[Sky Is Not Blue]]
#[[Pumpkin Pie]]
#[[When Robots Attack]]
#[[Geeks in Love]]
#[[New Way Out]]
#[[What Will Happen Will Happen]]
#[[Kitten Is Angry]]
#[[The Ceiling]]
#[[Subtle Oddities]]
#[[Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness]]
#[[Flamingo Legs]]
#[[Ode to Crayola]]
#[[Rainwater]]
#[[Smell Like a Cookie All Day]]
#[[Dizziful Bliss]]
#[[Word Disassociation]]
#[[Eventuality]]

===Bonus tracks===
#[[Bicycle Race]]
#[[Fuzzy]]
#[[March of the Living Figments]]
#[[Mothers All Over the World]]
#[[Mr. Porta-Potty Man]]
#[[Musical Chairs (Alternate version)]]
#[[Pirate in a Box]]
#[[Subtle Oddities (Cheesy synth mix)]]

===Also contains===
*[[Damn Skippy: Commentary|Commentary]] (Ad-libbed comments by [[Neil]].)

=== Bonus tracks (Needlejuice Records re-release) ===

# [[Scatterbrained]]
# Musical Chairs (Alternate Version)
# March of the Living Figments
# [[Elvis Porn]]
# Mothers All Over the World
# [[Lollipops]]
# Bicycle Race
# Fuzzy
# [[Bottom Line]]
# [[Sky Blue Up]]
# [[I Want to Wake Up]]
# [[Stampy]]
# [[Zero Gravity]]
# Subtle Oddities (Cheesy Synth Mix)
# Pirate in a Box
# Mr. Porta-Potty Man
# [[How to Poop]]
# [[The Song You Hear When You Die]]
# When Robots Attack (Instrumental)
# Geeks in Love (Instrumental)
# Kitten is Angry (Instrumental)
# Subtle Oddities (Instrumental)
# Dizziful Bliss (Instrumental)
# Word Disassociation (Instrumental)
# Word Disassociation (Vocals)
# [[neil.soul]]
# Damn Skippy Commentary

Movie Night

2023-05-29T10:11:45Z

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|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:28
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Movie Night''' is the seventeenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
It’s movie movie movie night, down at the theater
Let’s get some soda, I’d like a liter
I dun- I dun- I dunno what we should see
“The Osbournes Movie” or “Scooby Doo 3”

Let’s see… Let’s see…
Let’s just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people’s heads
So, let’s just see any old thing

There’s lotsa lotsa lotsa films making lotsa revenue
“The Sixth Sense 2” got a pretty good review
Looking at the posters, and feeling kinda manic
I wanna see the preview for “Return of Titanic”

Let’s see… Let’s see…
Let’s just see any old thing
I like to throw popcorn at people’s heads
So, let’s just see any old thing

Big budget action movies for guys
Chick flicks and dramadies for the ladies
Hollywood’s rich and getting richer
But movies were better in the 80s

So what, what, what do we do with our money?
Should we see something scary?
Should we see something funny?

We could see Adam Sandler team up with Jackie Chan
But there is no way that I will pay
For any film that does not cater
To my miniscule attention span

So, let’s just see any old thing
So, let’s just see any old thing

Mold en Mono

2023-05-29T10:07:47Z

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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
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|duration = 5:21
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'''Mold en Mono''' is the sixteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on July 8, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
In the year 2090, Funk is still a viable fuel source.

'''Story Behind the Song'''

I thought "Mold en Mono" was an anagram of "Lemon Demon", but found out after I made the song that it's a letter off. Sometimes the method to my madness is flawed, but luckily madness is naturally flawed.

==Lyrics==
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are

Welcome to my house
Completely made of popsicle sticks
I don’t have any stairs
But the elevator has been fixed, so

Welcome to my world
You got a problem with the paradigm
Take it upstairs, take it upstairs
Welcome to my world
You got a problem
There’s a conference, this is your chance
Take the elevator upstairs, this is your chance
No need to ring the bell, go now, this is your chance
See the people in charge
(See the people in charge.)

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]

Once upon a time
An unknown author authored a book
About well-meaning germs
It was not worth the effort it took, so

Welcome to my world
You got a problem with the weather machines
And the drama queens, right?
Welcome to my world
You got a problem that you just can’t solve
And it wants to evolve
Take an aspirin, dude
Make a point not to brood
Don’t you ever wish
You were up on a dish
Making prank phone calls
As the meteor falls

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]

Let me tell you this, OK?
I am not here, I am not here
So you go and fake your death, OK?
Cuz I am not here, I am not here
I hear Farmer Jones is A-OK
But his pinky toe may never grow back
So you count your chickens before they hatch
Because I am not here, I am not here

[Chorus]

It’s exactly what you are…
(Little green menaces; schizogenesis…)
(Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears…)
(Mold en Mono…)
(You have no idea…)
==Trivia==
[[File:MoldenMono.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*“Mold en Mono” is one more “e” and one less “o” away from being an anagram of “Lemon Demon.”
*The ending section contains a loop of the ending from [[Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck]] played backwards, as well as a slowed-down clip from [[Aaron Ackerson]]’s segment of [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]], also played backwards.

Birdhouse In Your Soul

2023-05-29T10:06:45Z

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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
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|genre = Rock
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'''Birdhouse In Your Soul''' is the fifteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. Birdhouse In Your Soul is a cover of a popular song by the band They Might Be Giants. It was orignally released on mp3.com on July 17, 2003.
==Lyrics==
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-i-t-e
My story’s infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn’t rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming argonauts

Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it’s always near
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(And while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your
Make a little birdhouse in your
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Mold en Mono

2023-05-29T10:05:59Z

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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
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'''Mold en Mono''' is the sixteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on July 8, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
In the year 2090, Funk is still a viable fuel source.
==Lyrics==
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are

Welcome to my house
Completely made of popsicle sticks
I don’t have any stairs
But the elevator has been fixed, so

Welcome to my world
You got a problem with the paradigm
Take it upstairs, take it upstairs
Welcome to my world
You got a problem
There’s a conference, this is your chance
Take the elevator upstairs, this is your chance
No need to ring the bell, go now, this is your chance
See the people in charge
(See the people in charge.)

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]

Once upon a time
An unknown author authored a book
About well-meaning germs
It was not worth the effort it took, so

Welcome to my world
You got a problem with the weather machines
And the drama queens, right?
Welcome to my world
You got a problem that you just can’t solve
And it wants to evolve
Take an aspirin, dude
Make a point not to brood
Don’t you ever wish
You were up on a dish
Making prank phone calls
As the meteor falls

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]

Let me tell you this, OK?
I am not here, I am not here
So you go and fake your death, OK?
Cuz I am not here, I am not here
I hear Farmer Jones is A-OK
But his pinky toe may never grow back
So you count your chickens before they hatch
Because I am not here, I am not here

[Chorus]

It’s exactly what you are…
(Little green menaces; schizogenesis…)
(Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears…)
(Mold en Mono…)
(You have no idea…)
==Trivia==
[[File:MoldenMono.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*“Mold en Mono” is one more “e” and one less “o” away from being an anagram of “Lemon Demon.”
*The ending section contains a loop of the ending from [[Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck]] played backwards, as well as a slowed-down clip from [[Aaron Ackerson]]’s segment of [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]], also played backwards.

File:MoldenMono.jpg

2023-05-29T10:05:39Z

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mp3.com art

Mold en Mono

2023-05-29T10:04:59Z

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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 5:21
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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|BPM =96
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'''Mold en Mono''' is the sixteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on July 8, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
In the year 2090, Funk is still a viable fuel source.
==Lyrics==
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]
Mold en Mono can be traced back very far
Mold en Mono is the next big movie star
Mold en Mono has a cold sharp scimitar
Mold en Mono is exactly what you are

Welcome to my house
Completely made of popsicle sticks
I don’t have any stairs
But the elevator has been fixed, so

Welcome to my world
You got a problem with the paradigm
Take it upstairs, take it upstairs
Welcome to my world
You got a problem
There’s a conference, this is your chance
Take the elevator upstairs, this is your chance
No need to ring the bell, go now, this is your chance
See the people in charge
(See the people in charge.)

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]

Once upon a time
An unknown author authored a book
About well-meaning germs
It was not worth the effort it took, so

Welcome to my world
You got a problem with the weather machines
And the drama queens, right?
Welcome to my world
You got a problem that you just can’t solve
And it wants to evolve
Take an aspirin, dude
Make a point not to brood
Don’t you ever wish
You were up on a dish
Making prank phone calls
As the meteor falls

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy
Sand colored sky without clouds I spy

[Chorus]

Let me tell you this, OK?
I am not here, I am not here
So you go and fake your death, OK?
Cuz I am not here, I am not here
I hear Farmer Jones is A-OK
But his pinky toe may never grow back
So you count your chickens before they hatch
Because I am not here, I am not here

[Chorus]

It’s exactly what you are…
(Little green menaces; schizogenesis…)
(Falling down the stairs; star fruits, apples, grapes, and pears…)
(Mold en Mono…)
(You have no idea…)
==Trivia==
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*“Mold en Mono” is one more “e” and one less “o” away from being an anagram of “Lemon Demon.”
*The ending section contains a loop of the ending from [[Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck]] played backwards, as well as a slowed-down clip from [[Aaron Ackerson]]’s segment of [[Hyakugojyuuichi 2003]], also played backwards.

Birdhouse In Your Soul

2023-05-29T09:48:03Z

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|artist = Lemon Demon
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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:33
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}}

'''Birdhouse In Your Soul''' is the fifteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. Birdhouse In Your Soul is a cover of a popular song by the band They Might Be Giants.
==Lyrics==
I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I have a secret to tell
From my electrical well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
So the room must listen to me
Filibuster vigilantly
My name is blue canary one note spelled l-i-t-e
My story’s infinite
Like the Longines Symphonette it doesn’t rest

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

I’m your only friend
I’m not your only friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

There’s a picture opposite me
Of my primitive ancestry
Which stood on rocky shores and kept the beaches shipwreck free
Though I respect that a lot
I’d be fired if that were my job
After killing Jason off and countless screaming argonauts

Bluebird of friendliness
Like guardian angels it’s always near
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

(And while you’re at it
Keep the nightlight on inside the
Birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch (and while you’re at it)
Who watches over you (keep the nightlight on inside the)
Make a little birdhouse in your soul (birdhouse in your soul)

Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only bee in your bonnet
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your
Make a little birdhouse in your
Make a little birdhouse in your soul

Without My Tonsils

2023-05-29T09:41:57Z

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|title = Without My Tonsils
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 4:07
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Without My Tonsils''' is the fourteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Without my hands
Without my nose
Without my fangs
Without my clothes
Without my nervous system
Without my brain
Without my tonsils
I’m not the same

Without my brand of humor
Um…
Without my so-so fashion sense
Without my love for all things funky
Without my lack of pretense

Without my repetitive behavior
Without my repetitive behavior
Without my occasional deviation
Without my repetitive behavior

Without my hands
Without my nose
Without my fangs
Without my clothes
Without my nervous system
Without my brain
Without my tonsils
I’m not the same as I was just a moment ago
Better to stick to the things you know
Doesn’t it suck when it all changes
Doesn’t it feel like you’ve been vanquished

First you have hands, and then you don’t
First you have a nose, and then you don’t
First you have fangs, and then you don’t
First you have clothes, and then you don’t
And then you don’t
And then you wake up
You shower and you brush your teeth
You have a bowl of Special K, ‘cause it’s a Special Day
But it’s just the same as any other day
The only difference is you have no soul
And no fangs, and no brain, and no chains, and apparently no say

Dear God, why is it raining outside?
Dear God, why is everything glowing oddly?
Dear God, I think I’m in a loophole
Dear God, what do you suggest I do?

I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to
I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to
I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to
I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to
I want to be myself, as long as being myself is popular among my peers
I want to be myself, as long as being myself is popular among my peers
I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to
I want to do the opposite of what I did before I knew I wanted to
B… A… whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is
Whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is whatever it is
(Whatever it is)

Please excuse the following half-assed segue.
Without my hands
Without my nose
Without my fangs
Without my clothes
Without my nervous system
Without my brain
Without my tonsils
I’m not the same

Disappointing ending
Disappointing ending
Disappointing ending
Disappointing ending
Disappointing ending
==Trivia==
*This song is a bit of an excercise in changing meters. One beat is subtracted from the time signature in each section, starting in 7/4 and eventually ending in 4/4.
*The lyrics “B… A…” (as in “Be a whatever it is”) are in fact sung in the keys of B and A.

Elsewhere

2023-05-29T09:34:53Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Elsewhere
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 7:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/14.%20Elsewhere.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 110
}}

'''Elsewhere''' is the fourteeth and final track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
I'm gonna find another place to be,
I had to make a choice or two.
One or two choices based in chemistry,
I once or twice considered you.

I'm gonna leave you here.
I'm gonna leave you here.
Consider this our kiss goodbye. I...
I'm going far away;
Already packed my bags.
And you can say we didn't try.

''You think you know best, huh?
You're a [boing]ing choir boy compared to me! A choir boy!
A choir boy! A choir-choir-choir boy!
You think you know best, huh? A choir boy!''
==Trivia==
*The sample comes from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie 'End of Days'. This sample was also used uncensored in [[The John Kimble Rap]]. The sample was taken from the [[Pocket Arnold]] soundboard.

Hyakugojyuuichi 2003

2023-05-29T09:34:36Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Hyakugojyuuichi 2003
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]], [[Alora Lanzillotta]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]], Dave Kelly, [[Taylor Wetherbee]], [[Mark Hughes]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 6:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Hyakugojyuuichi%202003.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 130
}}

'''Hyakugojyuuichi 2003''' is the thirteenth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was orignally released on mp3.com on February 28, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
www.animutation.com - In honor of the second birthday of the famous Hyakugojyuuichi animutation. The legacy lives on... in hyper confusing white boy rap!
==Lyrics==
NEIL:
Hey you, sit down and listen
Don’t be flippant and don’t be dismissin’
Think you’re a Flash encyclopedia?
Eating, breathing Macromedia
Think you’re cool sayin’ “All Your Base”?
Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face
You gotta be kidding me with that crap
Animutation’s where it’s at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen
and watch that thing again and again
Try to figure it out, what does it mean?
What’s the significance of Mr. Bean?
Does anybody know? Are there any takers?
What’s up with all the broken pacemakers?
The world is full of speculation
But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

1… 2… 3… Hit it!

AARON:
Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance
Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance
Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife
Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life
Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb
I lost my job when I got fired
by a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch,
he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment
Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?
He looks dead, he’s full of lead,
bleeding red onto my bedspread,
and he also seems to be missing his head
Why am I holding this gun and axe?
Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?
Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill,
Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

NEIL:
Hey, don’t you gimme that look
You never had what it took
I took the beef and I beefed it up
You sat and whined while I took the cup
of gold, you are getting old
When you see my face you better fold
Take this mop and shove it, boy
cuz it’s the only way you’ll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone else is a walking disaster
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Think you’re fast? Well I know I’m faster!
I am known as the Beef Bastard
Everyone knows I’m the ultimate master

SHMORKY:
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… She’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day
I was in a Shakespeare play
I sit down on a Lazy Susan
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong Bong Bing Bing
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokemon
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

It’s Steve’s Adventure!

AARON:
One-fifty-one Pokemon on the run
Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun
and a veggie burger with tsukemono
Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono
To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife
And to see Pero’s screenshots of his wife
named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress,
saying “Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu.”
Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey
Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey
Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie
Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky
Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two,
I need tea for two, how about you,
Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?
It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

ZANDER:
Props to Neil, he’s the real deal
His friends all call him Mr. Popiel
He’s the computer geek who doesn’t shower for a week
His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!
He singlehandedly changed the face of the net
He’s an online semi-celebrity you won’t forget
He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder
His seizure inducing flag says “Mr. Gahbunga”

TOXIC:
Hey kids! (gibberish) Get ready to rumble!
(lots of gibberish) Colin Mochrie!!!

NEIL:
TV SAYS DONUTS ARE HIGH IN FAT, KAZOO
FOUND A HOBO IN MY ROOM
IT’S PRINCESS LEIA, THE YODEL OF LIFE
GIVE ME MY SWEATER BACK OR I’LL PLAY THE GUITAR

There you have it, that’s the game
151 we can all be the same
I’m sure that it’s been appetizing
with all the subliminal advertizing
this has been a celebration, animutation fans across the nation
in formation raise their hands in dedication
to the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-power-mega-ultra-kitschy Hyakugojyuuichi

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi
From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee
Just take it from me, MC NC
You won’t believe your eyes, you’ll go insane
I mean, what’s up with that plastic plane?
You’re an idiot if you disagree
You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

==Trivia==
*[[File:Hyakugojyuuichi2003.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “he smelled like an orangutan’s old apartment” is a reference to a line in Insult to Aaron by Deporitaz, “You smell like orangatan excrement.”
*The line during the guitar solo, “It’s Steve’s Adventure,” is a double reference to the guitarist, Steve Peterson, and to the early Animutation titled “Steve’s Adventure.”
*Colin Mochrie appears 151 times in this video, which is the meaning of the word Hyakugojyuuichi. (Holding the mouse in the top left corner reveals a Colin-o-meter throughout the video.)
*In Aaron’s first verse, the line “Your name is Bob, you’re my heart-throb” is a reference to the song [[I Know Your Name]] by Deporitaz.
*The “TV says…” refrain was originally just a Japanese phrase that happened to sound like English, therefore the pure oddness of it.
*There are numerous references to other animutations in this song.
*When Shmorky says “Room With A Moose”, this is a reference to the Invader Zim episode of the same name.
*The lines “I lost my job when I got fired By a guy named Farchie” is a reference to Neil’s webcomic, [[Farchie Archie]].
*The drum loop used in this song is identical to the one in [[Zander vs. Crunchy]].

Fire Motif

2023-05-29T09:34:14Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Fire Motif
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 3:09
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/12.%20Fire%20Motif.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Fire%20Motif.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 129
}}

'''Fire Motif''' is the twelfth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was orignally released on mp3.com on April 1, 2003.

== mp3.com Description ==
This song is about FIRE, baby!! Yeah! Burn it! Mwuhahahahahahaha!!1111.

==Lyrics==
Nature’s hot burning parasite,
I’ll be hoping for rain tonight.
Maybe time will extinguish me,
But no one knows where this time may be.

Spontaneous combustion of the soul.
Love, pain, and such emotions are the coal.
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!

I like using metaphor, so sue me,
The flames represent something deep.
And fire is perfect because it’s bright yet gloomy.
It could be anything, but suicide would be quite a leap.

Spontaneous combustion of the soul.
Love, pain, and such emotions are the coal.
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!

My house, my car, my eyes are on fire.
Don’t shoot, you’ll see, that I’m all I can be.
Peace and love and clouds and hugs,
And teddy bears with hearts for eyes.
Flames and screams, apocolyptic
Fire raining from the skies.

Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!

The time has come for burnination now,
You cannot run.
They’ll find you.
They’ll catch you.
They’ll burn you.

Spontaneous combustion of the soul.
Love, pain, and such emotions are the coal.
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
Smoke, burning, sparks and red fire!
==Trivia==
*[[File:FireMotif.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

Somnolence

2023-05-29T09:33:55Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Somnolence
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 4:55
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/11.%20Somnolence.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Somnolence.mp3 mp3.com Version]
|BPM = 84
}}

'''Somnolence''' is the eleventh track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on March 7, 2003.

== mp3.com Description ==
This isn't a comedic song... Not quite a serious song, more of a surreal song I s'pose.

==Lyrics==
Miraculous in its own way,
Borrowing time from space.
The color scheme is familiar,
Maybe it’s painted that way.

A shadow dances in your memory,
It happens while you sleep.
Do you remember why it’s there?
Is it a subset of reality?
A scepter in a shell?
Or is it the other way around?

Welcome to Somnolence.
Oneiric Somnolence.
Approaching Somnolence.
Oneiric Somnolence.

Cascading into your mind’s eye,
Shaping your night, shaping your life.
The color scheme is familiar,
Maybe it’s painted red,
But it’s in your head forever.

We are Pandoras when we fall asleep.
Our memories are locked
Inside a box inside a mind.
They roll to the deep end from the shallow end.
It happens while you sleep.
And you are dreaming all the way.

Welcome to Somnolence.
Oneiric Somnolence.
Approaching Somnolence.
Oneiric Somnolence.

Welcome to Somnolence.
Oneiric Somnolence.
Approaching Somnolence.
Oneiric Somnolence.
==Trivia==
*[[File:Somnolence.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]The chord progression of this song was interpolated on Nuclear Bubble Wrap's song Time is an Illusion.
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

Holy Bison Beaks!

2023-05-29T09:33:38Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Holy Bison Beaks!
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 3:20
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/10.%20Holy%20Bison%20Beaks!.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 210
}}

'''Holy Bison Beaks!''' is the tenth track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
Well, I thought I’d write a little song,
so I wrote a little song.
Then I tried to write some lyrics,
But I didn’t last too long.

So I figured, why not sing about me
Trying to write a song and stuff.
And I decided to keep on singing
‘til I had had enough, but then I realized…

This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential,
Catchy freakin’ hook.
So I made the chorus
All about how
This song needs a hook.
An ironic little,
Self-refrential hook.
And a guitar solo.

[bad guitar solo]

Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this… okay. [Tunes guitar]

[awesome MIDI guitar solo]

Ugh, stop that. All right, uh…
Oh, I know, let’s do the, um, the bridge. Bri— yeah, bridge. Okay?
Okay? Anyone? Hello?

Fine.

(music starts)

Oh.
Baby, tell me why,
Why do they call it a bridge anyhow?
You cannot walk on it,
It doesn’t have a guard rail,
It doesn’t even hold many cows.
This song is sort of caving in on itself,
And so it’s going to end right now.
Right now.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… jinx!
==Trivia==
*This was one of two songs performed at Lemon Demon's first live performance. The other was [[The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets]].

Pepper and Salt

2023-05-29T09:33:22Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Pepper and Salt
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:57
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/09.%20Pepper%20and%20Salt.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 160
}}

'''Pepper and Salt''' is the ninth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was originally released on mp3.com in January of 2003.
==Lyrics==
Watching Dawn of the Dead while I stand on my head, ooh.
Think you’re down in the dumps, wait till dead person jumps on you.
When a zombie picks you up and smashes open your head, you find yourself dead.
It isn’t my fault, some pepper and salt ought to fix it up.

I waved the magic wand, now it’s gone beyond control.
Don’t let the dead men in, there’s a problem in the soul.

Do you know what I mean when I speak of machine, oh.
It’s a symptom of fear, it’s a black magic gear, no.
It’s another dawning of the full moon, much like a typhoon, or a monsoon.
It isn’t my fault, some pepper and salt ought to fix it up.

Don’t want to reminisce of the dead like this, you don’t.
Risen from shallow graves, made to be our slaves, but they won’t.

(Hey man. Hey don’t eat my brain, mon… I was once like you. Or you were once like me.)

This was the prophecy, a lobotomy for lunch.
The voodoo man finally cracks, and it really packs a punch.
But don’t you be fretting now, you’re forgetting now, all right.
Pepper and salt they say,
Keeps the dead away, keeps the dead away at night.

Watching Dawn of the Dead while I stand on my head, ooh.
Think you’re down in the dumps, wait till dead person jumps on you.
When a zombie picks you up and smashes open your head you find yourself dead.
It isn’t my fault, some pepper and salt ought to cast them away.

Do you know what I mean when I speak of machine, oh.
It’s a symptom of fear, it’s a black magic gear, no.
It’s another dawning of the full moon, much like a monsoon, or a typhoon.
This isn’t my fault, some pepper and salt ought to make them all.

Go away. Go away. Go away.

Idiot Control Now

2023-05-29T09:33:09Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Idiot Control Now
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:15
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/08.%20Idiot%20Control%20Now.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 135
}}

'''Idiot Control Now''' is the eighth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It is a cover of 'Idiot Control' from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode, '303 - Pod People'.
==Lyrics==
With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer
Steady as we go we’re flying over trout
Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light
All I want to feel now is the wind in my eyes.

Sack of monkeys in my pocket
My sister’s ready to go.
Hear the engines roar now (hear the engines roar now)

Idiot control now (idiot contro no)
Hideous control now (hear the engines ol now)
Ninny on the road now (ninny po po now)
Mini in control, wheels on fire, burnin’ rubber tires (rubber tires)
Leery chother rolls now (ee ah ohh…)
Hit it Lesley go now (hit ah go…)
Ninny inches bo now (oh now..)
Pity in a poor boy (po boy…)
Heedy inches roll, bees on pie, burnin’ rubber tires (uh..)

It stinks.

Hazel’s Modus Operandi

2023-05-29T09:32:52Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Hazel's Modus Operandi
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 2:25
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/07.%20Hazel's%20Modus%20Operandi.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 118
}}

'''Hazel's Modus Operandi''' is the seventh track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
In the middle of the summer when it’s cold, and the Earth is made of gold,
Ninety minutes pass and so do all the lights,
In the middle of the fall, you can hear them call for you.
For ninety days and ninety nights.

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)
Hazel’s modus operandi. (Modus operandi.)

In the middle of the winter when you die, and you join the FBI,
Praying mantises begin to say your name.
In the middle of the spring, you can hear them sing for you.
Yet you never go insane.
It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
(It will make you rich…)

It’s a recipe for life, and it’s sharper than a spoon.
It’s a formula for fun, and it’s hotter than the moon.
Hazel’s modus operandi.
Hazel’s modus operandi.

==Trivia==
*This song includes a sample from the cartoon Johnny Bravo, from the episode 'Clan Of The Cave Boob'.

Wrong

2023-05-29T09:32:37Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Wrong
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 3:16
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/06.%20Wrong.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 110
}}

'''Wrong''' is the sixth track on [[Clown Circus]].
==Lyrics==
Believe me, I find that everybody gets three wishes;
Despite this, life sucks and that's what makes me so suspicious.
The radio goes off and on, and when it's on we see the light;
Despite this, we're still in the dark, which only makes it fun to fight.
(To fight, fight on, but remember.)

You're wrong, you're wrong, I could see it all along.
Yet you hold on to the things you say, but things you say will go astray, and
Wrong, so wrong. I've been saying all along.
Baby, you're wrong ‘cause I think you're wrong. ‘Cause I know you're wrong. You're wrong.

Delightful, we're here, we're crazy SOBs with voices.
Revolving, not solving anything with broken choices.
Instead of peaceful coexistance, many feelings must be hurt;
An outside race would quickly know we're only worth our weight in dirt.
(Oh well, I yawn, I'm right.)

You're wrong, you're wrong, I could see it all along.
Yet you hold on to the things you say but things you say will go astray, and
Wrong, so wrong. I've been saying all along.
Baby, you're wrong ‘cause I think you're wrong. ‘Cause I know you're wrong. You're wrong.
You're wrong, you're wrong, I could see it all along.
Yet you hold on to the things you say but things you say will go astray, and
Wrong, so wrong. I've been saying all along.
Baby, you're wrong ‘cause I think you're wrong. ‘Cause I know you're wrong. You're wrong.

Bowling Alley

2023-05-29T09:32:22Z

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{{Infobox_song|title=Bowling Alley|artist=Lemon Demon|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg|writer=Neil Cicierega|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]|album=[[Clown Circus]]|duration=2:17|genre=Rock|language=English|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]|BPM=139}}

'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].

== Lyrics ==
Ok the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream ever. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs, because drugs are bad, and stuff. Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um, I was in a warehouse, and there were all these guys in Santa suits sort of doing this big dance thing, and they couldn’t see me, or something. I don’t know. And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy, and he didn’t, uh, didn’t want to do the dance, and he, uh, was the only one who could see me, so he was like, “Look! LOOK!” but no one else could see me, so I started— he started chasing me, chasing me. And I was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car, and suddenly he jumped out in front of me, in front of the car, and he started screaming, only it was like a bigfoot scream, and it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy.

In the dream I was like “AHH!!” and I hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken, and it was actually a gas pedal, so I plowed over the Santa guy, and he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires, and then for some reason when he hit the back tires the front of the car flew up, and then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft.

And then there was this big part that I can’t really remember, but I was in the hover craft thing and I was like, uh, looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house, like, I— there was the button on the door and when I pressed the button, the door opened and a freaking scary old dead guy ch- uh, popped out of door, and he was on rockets.

And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran in the house and hid in the bathroom, but there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom, and then something happened, I’m not sure what happened, but I was like at a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uhh, dead president heads, and then I started shrinking, and then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me, and then I woke up.

It was really scary.

Don’t Be Like the Sun

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Don’t Be Like the Sun
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 3:25
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/04.%20Don't%20Be%20Like%20the%20Sun.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 136
}}

'''Don’t Be Like The Sun''' is the fourth track on [[Clown Circus]]. It was the first Lemon Demon track created.

==Lyrics==

<nowiki>The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills
I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills
If you're happier, dial one now

Don't be fooled by gravity, and don't be like the sun
(Something went wrong, I hate this song.)
And if I could change one thing about the weather
Well then I would tell the world and I'd become famous
And then I wouldn't need to care about the weather never
Ever anymore ‘cause I would be relaxing in Hawaii

But that is not my fate, I'm trapped inside a cage
It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot
(It's an illusion.)

Caesar was a criminal, but his mother was a saint
Some say that it's subliminal, but I say that it ain't
Science was a masquerade, meant to sell you lemonade
And it worked, they're laughing in their graves
Once again I'm falling down a mountain like a metaphor
(God damn leprechauns, god damn leprechauns.)

Shoot me from a cannon to the moon without a helmet on my head
Or even oxygen to breathe in the offhand chance that there's no
Air

Air is like a something something, air is like an I don't know
And air is just like fog but it's not gray, and it makes me want to
Breathe in toxic little fumes and then I breathe out sugar-frosted blood
All I ever did to make you laugh was breathe out sugar-frosted blood

(What do I do now? Tell me lest I do nothing… guardian devil.)

I'd like to make a toast to all the little garden gnomes
Who bravely sacrificed their lives for me
I'd like to make a toast but no one seems to have a cup
I wonder where my cup has gone I think that it was taken by
The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills
I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills
You've been standing there, blocking my view

Don't be scared by me or me, and don't be like the sun
(Because the sun doesn't really exist, it's an illusion
That's why you shouldn't be like the sun
Because if you are, you don't exist
And I don't associate with people who don't exist.)</nowiki>

==Trivia==
* This was the first [[Lemon Demon]] song, as well as the first single on [[Clown Circus]].
* It was originally released on the Animutation mailing list on January 21st, 2003.

Ten Thousand Light Years Away

2023-05-29T09:31:41Z

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'''Ten Thousand Light Years Away''' is the third track on [[Clown Circus]].

== Lyrics ==
Ten thousand plastic eyeballs
float through space.
Why don’t you listen when you
see my face.

It’s a grim prediction, but I
told you so, and
Everyone says that there’s no explanation
And nobody wanted to know.

Something’s terribly, terribly wrong with me
Ten Thousand Light Years Away

Feelings of dread like a deathbed’s
silent gloom
I found a pile of red tape
in my room.

There’s a lucid feeling of
insanity, and
Everyone says that there’s no explanation
And it’s simply the norm to agree.

Just several weeks ago,
there was a status quo
Ten Thousand Light Years Away

(blue times high crimes all’s well like hell)

Something’s terribly, terribly good
and quite misunderstood
Ten Thousand Light Years Away
Ten Thousand Light Years Away

Lemon Demon (song)

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Lemon Demon
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Aaron Ackerson]]
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 4:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/02.%20Lemon%20Demon.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 130
}}

'''Lemon Demon''' is the second track on [[Clown Circus]] and the first track with vocals. It was the third Lemon Demon track created.

==Lyrics==

<nowiki>NEIL:
He’s got fresh juice for one dollar.
He’s got the pink kind if you’re into that.
You take one sip and one more sip,
Pretty soon you’re chugging down the whole vat.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, you cannot resist the lemonade!

(Close your eyelids.)

Oh, it’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, little yellow spawn of Lucifer!
It’s the perfect blend of sweet and sour,
Something in the lemon gives you power.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, would you like a sip?

(Are you thirsty?)

Lemon Demon caught you stealing
From the lemonade stand.
You can’t take one without paying
You might lose your hand.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, he’s a little over citrical!

(How’s them lemons?)

Oh, it’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, everybody loves the lemonade!
And the devil sent him up from hell,
Now he’s got some lemonade to sell.
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, he’s a little spawn of Lucifer!
It’s Lemon Demon, it’s Lemon Demon, it’s Lemon Demon!
Did I mention that it’s Lemon Demon and the French’ll say “le Mon de Mon”?

(Life gives lemons… we love lemons… Death makes lemonade….)

AARON:
You will not find a single seed, there is no pulp to make you choke.
Drink from the Lemon Demon’s eyes, this isn’t any little joke.
He collects a thousand souls a week at the very very least,
It’s awful thirsty here in the belly of the beast, OW!!!

NEIL:
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, you cannot resist the lemonade!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, little yellow spawn of Lucifer!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
It’s Lemon Demon, oh, lemon out of hell!
You can’t ignore those piercing eyes, you must accept his lemon lies.</nowiki>

==Trivia==
*The line in Aaron’s rap, “This isn’t any little joke” may be a reference (concious or otherwise) to a similar line, “This ain’t no joke” in Aaron’s own The Artichoke Song, which Neil later contributed background vocals to the album version of.
*The sound of Aaron’s “OW!!!” is actually a mix of two different “OW!!!”s, the one he yelled out at the end of the verse, and one sampled from a live version of the Aaron Ackerson song, “Keep God out of Canada.”
*In a live performance by Aaron Ackerson in September of 2006, he added his verse from this song into The Artichoke Song.

Error

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Error
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Clown Circus.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = N/A
|album = [[Clown Circus]]
|duration = 1:35
|genre = Instrumental
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/01.%20Error.mp3 MP3]
|BPM = 120
}}

'''Error''' is an instrumental opening for [[Clown Circus]].

Party on the Moon

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Party on the Moon
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/13.%20Party%20on%20the%20Moon.mp3 MP3]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Live%20From%20The%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20Stems/Party%20on%20the%20Moon%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/02%20Party%20On%20The%20Moon.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006]
}}

'''Party on the Moon''' is the thirteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Hey!
Mr. Kenji Akita’s got a brand new
Top secret project that I really want to show you
I think it’s okay if we go and check it out
Just wait until you see, you will wanna take it out

It’s a red hot, state of art, solar powered spaceship
Don’t you wanna turn it on and take a little space trip?
Hey, open up the roof and come along with me
Just think, in a little while, we could be

Bouncin’ up and down in a crater on the moon
Take a good look around, make believe you’re a Selenite
Not a lot to do, so get back around noon
‘Cause it waxes up to 2-0-1 degrees Fahrenheit
Everybody’s happy on the big gray ball
You can jump off a cliff, it’s a very slow fall~
So let’s all go and party on the moon
(Let’s all go and party on the moon)
Yeah, let’s all go and party on the moon
Hey! This is the moon, this is the moon, this is the moon, ah

Here we are, and it’s better than I thought
I knew there’d be rocks, but Jesus, there’s a lot
You can chuck ‘em at my head, and it doesn’t even hurt
And it’s pretty damn fun to roll around in moon dirt

Well, that was a lotta fun, yeah, what a total blast
But when you’re having fun, time flies pretty fast
So maybe we could go again next September
Until that day comes, I’ll fondly remember

Bouncin’ up and down in a crater on the moon
Take a good look around, make believe you’re a Selenite
Not a lot to do, so get back around noon
‘Cause it waxes up to 2-0-1 degrees Fahrenheit
Everybody’s happy on the big gray ball
You can jump off a cliff, it’s a very slow fall
So let’s all go and party on the moon
(Let’s all go and party on the moon)
Yeah, let’s all go and party on the moon
Hey! This is the moon, this is the moon, this is the moon, ah
==Trivia==
*The instrumental version of this song was featured in an animated [[Farchie Archie]] cartoon.
*When played live, this song is played at a slower tempo.

Switzerland

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Switzerland
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 4:11
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/12.%20Switzerland.mp3 MP3]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/21%20Switzerland%20(Abandoned).flac Lemonic Demonade 2007]
}}

'''Switzerland''' is the twelfth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==

<nowiki>I lose track of my many adversaries
They catch wind of whatever I say
My whole life’s getting awfully precursory
And maybe it’s time I meandered away

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

They make watches and chocolate and army knives
And that’s all that I actually know
I don’t care, I don’t want to considerize
The tiny details, I’m just ready to go

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland

Step aside, I’m going to Switzerland
Nobody knows me there, I’m going to Switzerland
I’m going to Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland
Step aside, I’m going to Switzerland
Nobody knows me there, I’m going to Switzerland
I’m going to Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland

I’ll be living in Switzerland
Yes I will be living in Switzerland
I’ll be living in Switzerland
Yes I will living in Switzerland
I’ll be living in Switzerland (What are you up to, Dr. Crow?)
Yes I will be living in Switzerland (I am Jackson Wetherbee!)
I’ll be living in Switzerland (Oh my god!! That is a sin in thirty states!)
Yes I will be living in Switzerland

Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland</nowiki>

==Trivia==

*In the first four albums download on the Lemon Demon site, and on the [[Hip To The Javabean]] CD (which includes the first 2 Lemon Demon albums), the song's title is misspelled “Swizterland.”
*The line "What are you up to, Dr. Crow?" near the end of the song is sampled from a [https://youtu.be/CK1zjqT1nE4?t=23 short film Neil made in 2003, Captain Domino vs. Doctor Crow].

Chu Chu Rocket

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Chu Chu Rocket
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:13
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/11.%20Chu%20Chu%20Rocket%20(Sega%20Dreamcast%20cover).mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Chu Chu Rocket''' is the eleventh track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. This is a cover of a song from a commercial for the Sega Dreamcast game, 'Chu Chu Rocket!'.
==Lyrics==
Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukero
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocket
We gotta save the mice, baby
Chu chu rocket
The cat’s a scary guy
Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukerou
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Rocket wa su-go-i)

CHU CHU ROCKET!
CHU CHU ROCKET!
CHU CHU ROCKET!
On…. DREAMCAST!

Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukero
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Tsubabababaa) (Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!

TSUBABABAAAA!

Dance Like an Idiot

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Dance Like an Idiot
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot.mp3 mp3.com Version]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Aaron%20Ackerson%20-%20Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot%20(Aaron's%20Wall%20of%20Sound%20Mix).mp3 Aaron Ackerson Remix]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Live%20From%20The%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20Stems/Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/09%20Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot.flac Lemonic Demonade 2006]
|BPM =
}}

'''Dance Like an Idiot''' is the tenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on June 27, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
It's the new Macarena! Only this time, it's for IDIOTS.
==Lyrics==
One cold December night back in 1984
A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

Well I know it’s not generally considered very cool
To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
But now that’s just a guideline, not a rule

I’ve been making my way through the danceclub scene
Been trying it out, it’s my brand new routine
And it’s catching on big, it’s so hot it’s obscene

[Chorus]
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot

You might wanna eat a lot of sugar first
Have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst
Then step into the crowd, and give it your worst
No matter what you do, you can’t go wrong
You can dance like an idiot all night long
As long as you’ve got no rhythm, you’re going strong

[Chorus]
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot

(Are you ready?
Yes I am!
Here we go.)

Put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right
Then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight
While you’re dizzy get busy and pretend you’re a mime
Then make whiny noises and clap five times
Hold out your arms, start running in place
Try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face
Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks

Like an idiot, like an idiot
Like an idiot, like an idiot
(Dance) like an idiot, like an idiot
(Dance) like an idiot, like an idiot

[Chorus]
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot
Get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot
==Trivia==
*[[File:DanceLikeAnIdiot.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

Booja Jabooja

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Booja Jabooja
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:57
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/09.%20Booja%20Jabooja.mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Booja Jabooja''' is the ninth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Boo-ja-ja-boo-ja

Wadoo mah kang oh pah
Chaba doo mah doowah

Hammo chee booja jabooja
Chammo hee malaka dah wah
Lee doo zee booja jabooja
Hammo chee karah turakah

Skee namo oh oh oh
Skee namo eh oh go

Hammo chee booja jabooja
Chammo hee malaka dah wah
Lee doo zee booja jabooja
Hammo chee karah turakah

Wadoorah wadoo mah nooka mah doowah
Booja jabooja kozaro hee turaka
Ohoh ohoh…
Ohoh ohoh…

Hammo chee booja jabooja
Chammo hee malaka dah wah
Lee doo zee booja jabooja
Hammo chee karah turakah

Booja jabooja, ooh ooh ooh, booja jabooja, boo
Booja jabooja, ooh ooh ooh, booja jabooja, boo
Booja jabooja, oh oh ooh, booja jabooja, boo
Booja jabooja, oh ooh ooh, booja jabooja, boo

Oz Explodes

2023-05-29T09:28:32Z

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Oz Explodes
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:06
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/08.%20Oz%20Explodes.mp3 MP3]
|BPM =
}}

'''Oz Explodes''' is the eighth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Why, anybody can have a brain.
That’s a very mediocre commodity.
Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth
Or slinks through the slimy seas has a brain.
Back where I come from, we have universities,
Seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
And when they come out, they think deep thoughts
And with no more brains than you have.

But they have one thing you haven’t got:
A diploma.

The sum of the square roots
Of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
Is equal to the square root of the remaining side,
The square root of the remaining side!

The sum of the square roots
Of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
Is equal to the square root of the remaining side,
The square root of the remaining side!

Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got (BOOM)

No.

Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:27
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/07.%20Fly%20Straight%20or%20Drop%20the%20Oar%20and%20Wreck.mp3 MP3]
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'''Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck''' is the seventh track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
My very existence makes you chew up pencils
My very existence makes you cringe
One would think that after so much hurt and pain
An ordinary human would unhinge

Detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog

And you’ve got so much on your plate right now
And I’m just breathing down your neck
All I can offer are these parting words
Fly straight or drop the oar and wreck
==Trivia==
*The ending was sampled and played backwards in the ending of [[Mold En Mono]].

Fiberglass Monkey

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|title = Fiberglass Monkey
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/06.%20Fiberglass%20Monkey.mp3 MP3]
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'''Fiberglass Monkey''' is the sixth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].

==Lyrics==
Every night, I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

Tonight I’ll go to bed with a baseball bat
With a baseball bat
So wish me good luck, and wish me good aim,
‘Cause tonight I’m turning my fear into a game

A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I’m covered in monkey blood

A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies

This was the monkey I despised

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
==Trivia==
*This song had an Flash animated video by Andrew Kebble. The video was released April 30, 2006.
*There was an acoustic demo of the song made by Neil, but it was never released.

Destructo!

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Destructo!
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:28
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/05.%20Destructo!.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Destructo!.mp3 mp3.com Version]
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'''Destructo!''' is the fifth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on July 8, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
The world needs more screwy neon rawk in 7/8.
==Lyrics==
Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea
Anybody there, anyone but me?
Titans on the run, haunted candle shop
Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

Destructo!

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea
Anybody there, anyone but me?
Titans on the run, haunted candle shop
Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

Ohhh? Ohhh!

Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo!
==Trivia==
*[[File:Destructo!.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

Boat

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Boat
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 4:16
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/04.%20Boat.mp3 MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon-Live%20From%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop-04-Boat.mp3 mp3.com Version]
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'''Boat''' is the fourth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on June 13, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
Aquamarine isn't just a color, it's a mineral. Isn't that something.
==Lyrics==
Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine
There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine
I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of his head
They still don’t know I’m making the noise
They think it’s Teddy’s spirit instead

Here we go, top layer of cheese
Oh no, big hornets and bees
Speaking Japanese

I’m on fire, I’m on a grenade
Going faster than the Christmas Day parade
Without a doubt, and by far
The greatest way to travel ain’t by car
A E, I owe you sometimes, why?
Why not? you know me
I like to disagree

Once upon a time in Morocco, aliens came out of the sky
They said they wanted chocolate coins, they would not tell the president why
People gathered what they could and they put it all inside the alien craft
But it was not enough for the aliens so they killed everybody and laughed

Spring water, natural flavors
Pyridoxine hydrochloride
Citric acid, malic acid, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate
And cyanocobalamin, yeah

I’m on fire, I’m on big train
Going faster than Stephen Hawking’s brain
There is no way I can win
I won’t give up and that’s my only sin
A E, I owe you sometimes, why?
Why not? you know why, you know why

So row your boat down the stream
You know life is but a dream
You may sense a running theme
But it’s never what it seems to seem to be
Or it’s not
It’s exactly what you thought
But by then you had forgotten
The reason you were on that stupid yacht

(Chocolate coins, Chocolate coins…)
==Trivia==
*[[File:Boat.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

Mr. Wolfgang

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Mr. Wolfgang
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/03.%20Mr.%20Wolfgang.mp3 MP3]
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Mr. Wolfgang is the third track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Hey Mr. Wolfgang, you got fired
You did nothing wrong
But here you are on the sidewalk with no home
It’s not your fault, it’s all their fault
So get up, man, and brush off the dust
And get set and run back there
You gotta show them
You gotta show them
You gotta show them

You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone tonight

Like a little kid on a video game
Mr. Wolfgang’s going insane
Bam bam, he just shot his boss
Bam bam, he just shot his boss’s boss
See at all bullets ricochet off the steel file cabinets
Don’t stop now Mr. Wolfgang
Keep on shooting
Keep on shooting
Keep on shooting

You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
Oh, kill everyone
Kill everyone
Kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone tonight

Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang

Kill everyone
Kill everyone
Kill everyone tonight.

Party on the Moon

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Party on the Moon
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Live%20From%20The%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20Stems/Party%20on%20the%20Moon%20(Instrumental).mp3/ Instrumental]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/02%20Party%20On%20The%20Moon.flac/ Lemonic Demonade 2006]
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'''Party on the Moon''' is the thirteenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Hey!
Mr. Kenji Akita’s got a brand new
Top secret project that I really want to show you
I think it’s okay if we go and check it out
Just wait until you see, you will wanna take it out

It’s a red hot, state of art, solar powered spaceship
Don’t you wanna turn it on and take a little space trip?
Hey, open up the roof and come along with me
Just think, in a little while, we could be

Bouncin’ up and down in a crater on the moon
Take a good look around, make believe you’re a Selenite
Not a lot to do, so get back around noon
‘Cause it waxes up to 2-0-1 degrees Fahrenheit
Everybody’s happy on the big gray ball
You can jump off a cliff, it’s a very slow fall~
So let’s all go and party on the moon
(Let’s all go and party on the moon)
Yeah, let’s all go and party on the moon
Hey! This is the moon, this is the moon, this is the moon, ah

Here we are, and it’s better than I thought
I knew there’d be rocks, but Jesus, there’s a lot
You can chuck ‘em at my head, and it doesn’t even hurt
And it’s pretty damn fun to roll around in moon dirt

Well, that was a lotta fun, yeah, what a total blast
But when you’re having fun, time flies pretty fast
So maybe we could go again next September
Until that day comes, I’ll fondly remember

Bouncin’ up and down in a crater on the moon
Take a good look around, make believe you’re a Selenite
Not a lot to do, so get back around noon
‘Cause it waxes up to 2-0-1 degrees Fahrenheit
Everybody’s happy on the big gray ball
You can jump off a cliff, it’s a very slow fall
So let’s all go and party on the moon
(Let’s all go and party on the moon)
Yeah, let’s all go and party on the moon
Hey! This is the moon, this is the moon, this is the moon, ah
==Trivia==
*The instrumental version of this song was featured in an animated [[Farchie Archie]] cartoon.
*When played live, this song is played at a slower tempo.

Switzerland

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Switzerland
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 4:11
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/12.%20Switzerland.mp3/ MP3]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/21%20Switzerland%20(Abandoned).flac/ Lemonic Demonade 2007]
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'''Switzerland''' is the twelfth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==

<nowiki>I lose track of my many adversaries
They catch wind of whatever I say
My whole life’s getting awfully precursory
And maybe it’s time I meandered away

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

They make watches and chocolate and army knives
And that’s all that I actually know
I don’t care, I don’t want to considerize
The tiny details, I’m just ready to go

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

Because life is a mean one
I’ve only seen one sky
And it’s not so grand
Since that’s all that I know
I’m changing the flow
I’m going to Switzerland

Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland

Step aside, I’m going to Switzerland
Nobody knows me there, I’m going to Switzerland
I’m going to Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland
Step aside, I’m going to Switzerland
Nobody knows me there, I’m going to Switzerland
I’m going to Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland, Switzerland
Switzerland

I’ll be living in Switzerland
Yes I will be living in Switzerland
I’ll be living in Switzerland
Yes I will living in Switzerland
I’ll be living in Switzerland (What are you up to, Dr. Crow?)
Yes I will be living in Switzerland (I am Jackson Wetherbee!)
I’ll be living in Switzerland (Oh my god!! That is a sin in thirty states!)
Yes I will be living in Switzerland

Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland
Switzerland</nowiki>

==Trivia==

*In the first four albums download on the Lemon Demon site, and on the [[Hip To The Javabean]] CD (which includes the first 2 Lemon Demon albums), the song's title is misspelled “Swizterland.”
*The line "What are you up to, Dr. Crow?" near the end of the song is sampled from a [https://youtu.be/CK1zjqT1nE4?t=23 short film Neil made in 2003, Captain Domino vs. Doctor Crow].

Chu Chu Rocket

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{{Infobox_song
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|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:13
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Live%20from%20the%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20(2003)/11.%20Chu%20Chu%20Rocket%20(Sega%20Dreamcast%20cover).mp3/ MP3]
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'''Chu Chu Rocket''' is the eleventh track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. This is a cover of a song from a commercial for the Sega Dreamcast game, 'Chu Chu Rocket!'.
==Lyrics==
Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukero
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocket
We gotta save the mice, baby
Chu chu rocket
The cat’s a scary guy
Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukerou
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Rocket wa su-go-i)

CHU CHU ROCKET!
CHU CHU ROCKET!
CHU CHU ROCKET!
On…. DREAMCAST!

Chu chu rocketto
Nezumi o tasukero
Chu chu rocketto
Neko wa kowai
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Tsubabababaa) (Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!
(Dreamcast!)
Chu chu rocketto
Rocket wa su-go-i!

TSUBABABAAAA!

Dance Like an Idiot

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Dance Like an Idiot
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/downloads/Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot.mp3/ MP3]
[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/MP3.com%20Scraps/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot.mp3/ mp3.com Version]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Aaron%20Ackerson%20-%20Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot%20(Aaron's%20Wall%20of%20Sound%20Mix).mp3/ Aaron Ackerson Remix]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Live%20From%20The%20Haunted%20Candle%20Shop%20Stems/Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot%20(Backing).mp3/ Backing]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2006.07.30%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202006/09%20Dance%20Like%20An%20Idiot.flac/ Lemonic Demonade 2006]
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'''Dance Like an Idiot''' is the tenth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on June 27, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
It's the new Macarena! Only this time, it's for IDIOTS.
==Lyrics==
One cold December night back in 1984
A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

Well I know it’s not generally considered very cool
To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
But now that’s just a guideline, not a rule

I’ve been making my way through the danceclub scene
Been trying it out, it’s my brand new routine
And it’s catching on big, it’s so hot it’s obscene

[Chorus]
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot

You might wanna eat a lot of sugar first
Have some caffeinated soda to quench your thirst
Then step into the crowd, and give it your worst
No matter what you do, you can’t go wrong
You can dance like an idiot all night long
As long as you’ve got no rhythm, you’re going strong

[Chorus]
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot

(Are you ready?
Yes I am!
Here we go.)

Put your hands on your knees and hobble to the right
Then do a 360 with your eyes shut tight
While you’re dizzy get busy and pretend you’re a mime
Then make whiny noises and clap five times
Hold out your arms, start running in place
Try to do the Moonwalk, and fall on your face
Get up and stomp around like a big fat lummox
Then jump out the window with your hands on your buttocks

Like an idiot, like an idiot
Like an idiot, like an idiot
(Dance) like an idiot, like an idiot
(Dance) like an idiot, like an idiot

[Chorus]
So get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot
Get off the wall, stand proud and tall
Get out there and dance like an idiot
You know it’s all good, so rock the neighborhood
Get out there and dance like an idiot
==Trivia==
*[[File:DanceLikeAnIdiot.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

File:DanceLikeAnIdiot.jpg

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Booja Jabooja

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Booja Jabooja
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:57
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Booja Jabooja''' is the ninth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Boo-ja-ja-boo-ja

Wadoo mah kang oh pah
Chaba doo mah doowah

Hammo chee booja jabooja
Chammo hee malaka dah wah
Lee doo zee booja jabooja
Hammo chee karah turakah

Skee namo oh oh oh
Skee namo eh oh go

Hammo chee booja jabooja
Chammo hee malaka dah wah
Lee doo zee booja jabooja
Hammo chee karah turakah

Wadoorah wadoo mah nooka mah doowah
Booja jabooja kozaro hee turaka
Ohoh ohoh…
Ohoh ohoh…

Hammo chee booja jabooja
Chammo hee malaka dah wah
Lee doo zee booja jabooja
Hammo chee karah turakah

Booja jabooja, ooh ooh ooh, booja jabooja, boo
Booja jabooja, ooh ooh ooh, booja jabooja, boo
Booja jabooja, oh oh ooh, booja jabooja, boo
Booja jabooja, oh ooh ooh, booja jabooja, boo

Oz Explodes

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Oz Explodes
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:06
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Oz Explodes''' is the eighth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Why, anybody can have a brain.
That’s a very mediocre commodity.
Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth
Or slinks through the slimy seas has a brain.
Back where I come from, we have universities,
Seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
And when they come out, they think deep thoughts
And with no more brains than you have.

But they have one thing you haven’t got:
A diploma.

The sum of the square roots
Of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
Is equal to the square root of the remaining side,
The square root of the remaining side!

The sum of the square roots
Of any two sides of an isosceles triangle
Is equal to the square root of the remaining side,
The square root of the remaining side!

Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got a brain!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve-I’ve-I’ve got (BOOM)

No.

Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck

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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:27
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck''' is the seventh track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
My very existence makes you chew up pencils
My very existence makes you cringe
One would think that after so much hurt and pain
An ordinary human would unhinge

Detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog

And you’ve got so much on your plate right now
And I’m just breathing down your neck
All I can offer are these parting words
Fly straight or drop the oar and wreck
==Trivia==
*The ending was sampled and played backwards in the ending of [[Mold En Mono]].

Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck

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'''Fly Straight or Drop the Oar and Wreck''' is the seventh track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
My very existence makes you chew up pencils
My very existence makes you cringe
One would think that after so much hurt and pain
An ordinary human would unhinge

Detnaw ton ma I nehw wonk I, efil ruoy yojne, nuf evah, eybdoog

And you’ve got so much on your plate right now
And I’m just breathing down your neck
All I can offer are these parting words
Fly straight or drop the oar and wreck
==Trivia==
*The ending was sampled and played backwards in the ending of [[Mold En Mono]].[[File:The Saga of You.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]

Fiberglass Monkey

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|artist = Lemon Demon
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|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:00
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Fiberglass Monkey''' is the sixth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].

==Lyrics==
Every night, I try to go to sleep
I never make it, because I always see
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes

Sometimes it hovers a couple feet above my bed
Other times I think it only lives inside my head
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
This is the monkey I despise

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things

(Lie, lie, lie, lie)

Tonight I’ll go to bed with a baseball bat
With a baseball bat
So wish me good luck, and wish me good aim,
‘Cause tonight I’m turning my fear into a game

A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes
I take a swing, I hear a thud
Now I’m covered in monkey blood

A fiberglass monkey with two black eyes
A fiberglass monkey, on the floor there lies

This was the monkey I despised

Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
Horrible caterwauls, spinetingling monkeys calls
Fiberglass monkeys are nightmarish things
==Trivia==
*This song had an Flash animated video by Andrew Kebble. The video was released April 30, 2006.
*There was an acoustic demo of the song made by Neil, but it was never released.

Destructo!

2023-05-27T20:28:44Z

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|title = Destructo!
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 2:28
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Destructo!''' is the fifth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on July 8, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
The world needs more screwy neon rawk in 7/8.
==Lyrics==
Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea
Anybody there, anyone but me?
Titans on the run, haunted candle shop
Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

Destructo!

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea
Anybody there, anyone but me?
Titans on the run, haunted candle shop
Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

On the telephone, dialing, dialing
At the carnival, smiling, smiling
No complexities other than that, my friend
No new entities that I can’t comprehend

Ohhh? Ohhh!

Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo! (Destucto—-oh)
Destructo!
==Trivia==
*[[File:Destructo!.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

File:Destructo!.jpg

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Boat

2023-05-27T20:11:09Z

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|title = Boat
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 4:16
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''Boat''' is the fourth track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on June 13, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
Aquamarine isn't just a color, it's a mineral. Isn't that something.
==Lyrics==
Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine
There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine
I have hollowed out quite a comfy living space inside of his head
They still don’t know I’m making the noise
They think it’s Teddy’s spirit instead

Here we go, top layer of cheese
Oh no, big hornets and bees
Speaking Japanese

I’m on fire, I’m on a grenade
Going faster than the Christmas Day parade
Without a doubt, and by far
The greatest way to travel ain’t by car
A E, I owe you sometimes, why?
Why not? you know me
I like to disagree

Once upon a time in Morocco, aliens came out of the sky
They said they wanted chocolate coins, they would not tell the president why
People gathered what they could and they put it all inside the alien craft
But it was not enough for the aliens so they killed everybody and laughed

Spring water, natural flavors
Pyridoxine hydrochloride
Citric acid, malic acid, sodium benzoate, potassium sorbate
And cyanocobalamin, yeah

I’m on fire, I’m on big train
Going faster than Stephen Hawking’s brain
There is no way I can win
I won’t give up and that’s my only sin
A E, I owe you sometimes, why?
Why not? you know why, you know why

So row your boat down the stream
You know life is but a dream
You may sense a running theme
But it’s never what it seems to seem to be
Or it’s not
It’s exactly what you thought
But by then you had forgotten
The reason you were on that stupid yacht

(Chocolate coins, Chocolate coins…)
==Trivia==
*[[File:Boat.jpg|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.

File:Boat.jpg

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Mr. Wolfgang

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|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 1:39
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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Mr. Wolfgang is the third track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]].
==Lyrics==
Hey Mr. Wolfgang, you got fired
You did nothing wrong
But here you are on the sidewalk with no home
It’s not your fault, it’s all their fault
So get up, man, and brush off the dust
And get set and run back there
You gotta show them
You gotta show them
You gotta show them

You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone tonight

Like a little kid on a video game
Mr. Wolfgang’s going insane
Bam bam, he just shot his boss
Bam bam, he just shot his boss’s boss
See at all bullets ricochet off the steel file cabinets
Don’t stop now Mr. Wolfgang
Keep on shooting
Keep on shooting
Keep on shooting

You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
Oh, kill everyone
Kill everyone
Kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone
You gotta kill everyone tonight

Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang, Mr. Wolfgang
Mr. Wolfgang

Kill everyone
Kill everyone
Kill everyone tonight.

The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets

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|title = The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = LFTHCS.jpg
|writer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]
|duration = 3:41
|genre = Rock
|language = English
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'''The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets''' is the second track on [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]]. It was originally released on mp3.com on April 18, 2003.
==mp3.com Description==
The Saga of You, Confused Destroyer of Planets' is the full title. The chords are edible.

'''Story Behind the Song:'''

Little known fact: Before I wrote this song, it didn't exist.

==Lyrics==
1, 2, 3, 5

You went out, you turned west
You went numb, you felt possessed
You fell down, you blacked out
You woke up to stare and shout
You saw there a dark void
The whole world had been destroyed
The planet was gone, uh huh, the planet was gone
Entire planet was gone, the stupid planet was gone
It’s all right

[Chorus]
So don’t fret, just forget
No one will see, God forbid
It’s all gone, so move on
Nobody knows what you did

You moved on, you got old
You got used to the dark and the cold
You withered away into a pile of dust
Completely withered away into a pile of dust
But then you traveled on the solar wind
To find another galaxy to live in, you were forgiven
And once again you settled down
And once again you had another blackout, too late to back out
But it’s all right

[Chorus]
So don’t fret, just forget
No one will see, God forbid
It’s all gone, so move on
Nobody knows what you did

Nobody knows what you did
Whom it concerns is now in a better place
Nobody knows what you did
Even the person who did it doesn’t know (x3)

It’s not a crime to demolish all the rules
It’s not a crime when the laws are brought down
It’s just a paradox, it isn’t wrong
It’s just a paradox
(but it’s all right)

[Chorus x2]

(stenalp fo reyortsed desufnoc, uoy fo agas eht)
==Trivia==
*This song, among a few others, had unique cover art on mp3.com.[[File:The Saga of You.gif|thumb|mp3.com Artwork]]