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Eventuality

2023-11-11T00:23:04Z

TetrisKid: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Eventuality |artist = Lemon Demon |year = September 13, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2004/09/13/</ref> |albumart = Damn Skippy.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |album = Damn Skippy |duration = 3:47 |tempo = 175 |language = English |externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/18%20-%20Eventuality.mp3 MP3] }} '''Eventuality''' is t..."

{{Infobox_song
|title = Eventuality
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = September 13, 2004<ref>https://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/2004/09/13/</ref>
|albumart = Damn Skippy.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Damn Skippy]]
|duration = 3:47
|tempo = 175
|language = English
|externalLinks = [http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Damn%20Skippy%20(2005)/18%20-%20Eventuality.mp3 MP3]
}}

'''Eventuality''' is the eighteenth and final track on [[Damn Skippy]].

This song is mostly an instrumental, except for a short part in the middle.

==Lyrics==
The closer that you look,
It seems the less that you will see.
You will see.
Meltdown is an eventuality.
You see.

==Trivia==

*According to [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] in the [[Damn Skippy: Commentary|album's commentary]], the audio at the end of the song is of him playing Commander Keen 4: Secret of the Oracle
*The bonus track [[Stampy]], added on the [[Needlejuice]] release, is a demo version of this song.
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Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)

2023-11-10T23:53:16Z

TetrisKid: removed dead link to wrong track (why was that there?)

{{Infobox_song
|title = Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:37
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|BPM = 95
}}

'''Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)''' is a bonus track from [[Lemon Demon]]'s fifth album [[Dinosaurchestra]].

== Lyrics ==
Alligators, nature’s surfboards in the swamp
With a playful little chomp
Let you know that you’re a friend
And they love you, they’ll let you surf all afternoon
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens
Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
He’s been sitting there all day
This is where the fun begins

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
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Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Guaranteed* Video

2023-11-06T03:57:40Z

TetrisKid: created Guaranteed Video page

Guaranteed* Video is a collaborative project run by [[Neil Cicierega|Neil Cicierega,]] Kevin James, and Ryan Murphy. They post videos, video extras, and podcasts on the Guaranteed Video Youtube channel, and their short films and sketch comedy are posted on the Neil Cicierega YouTube channel, with some older videos on Ryan's channel, Vicious516.

== External Links ==
* [https://www.youtube.com/@GuaranteedVideo Guaranteed* Video on Youtube]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@neilcic Neil Cicierega on YouTube]
* [https://www.youtube.com/@Vicious516 Vicious516 on Youtube]
* [https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0JvRk4dIwP1q56DFCFsSoLJSj-Zw0Qbw&si=PX8qQYMfJHANtdth YouTube Playlist of all Guaranteed* Video movies/sketches]

User:TetrisKid

2023-10-22T01:09:29Z

TetrisKid: created my user page

Hello!

I made this account to help expand this wiki!

A few things about me:

My brother showed me some of Neil's mashups when I was younger, and I've been a Lemon Demon Fan since Halloween of 2021, when I first listened to spirit phone. I also have a YouTube channel where I post mashups and YouTube Poops.

Ok.