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Touch-Tone Telephone

2025-04-16T21:04:15Z

ZachyCat: touch tone telephone is NOT the most popular lemon demon song anymore :3

{{Infobox_song
|title = Touch-Tone Telephone
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2016
|albumart = Spirit Phone.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Spirit Phone]]
|duration = 4:42
|tempo = 160
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/touch-tone-telephone Bandcamp]<br>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/touch-tone-telephone Needlejuice Bandcamp]<br>[https://youtu.be/rbxL5BVEkRs YouTube]<br>[https://open.spotify.com/track/1tmRlF5pFo8G5OfJYUjWrR?si=1036ee5fd45b48b0 Spotify]
}}
'''Touch-Tone Telephone''' is the second track on [[Spirit Phone]].

The main melody and chorus of this song is lifted from [[Ivanushka]], an [[unreleased]] 2009 demo track with entirely unrelated lyrics.<ref name=":0">https://youtu.be/yYTP-5Yds6k</ref>

[[Neil]] explained this song's lyrics in the album's audio commentary track<ref name=":0" />:<blockquote>"So… this song is about a dedicated caller into a radio show who has it all. figured. out. and he just needs to explain it to someone, and even just knowing how he’s gonna sound to other people is giving him all this anxiety and it’s coming out before he can even say what he wants so say. In fact, it never comes out. So, this song is just a big rant of preemptive defensiveness and saying you’re gonna do something without ever doing it."</blockquote>It is highly notable for being the second most popular [[Lemon Demon]] song on both Spotify<ref>https://open.spotify.com/artist/4llAOeA6kEF4ytaB2fsmcW?si=hOoH-OR-SaqFJXQTkQvFNQ</ref> and YouTube<ref>https://youtu.be/rbxL5BVEkRs</ref>, having garnered 85,000,000+ streams and 20,000,000+ views respectively.
== Lyrics ==
I think it's time for you to know the awful truth
Mm, the truth about me, and the truth about you
'Cause you're a brand-new species
Big cat (oh-oh), space Nazis, Robert Stack (oh, oh)
God-damn it, gonna snap, Leonard Nimoy (oh, oh-oh-oh-oh)
Call me back (call me back)

I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out

'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one
On your AM, AM radio

Oh, I'm crying now, authentic tears
They flow out of me when I think about you
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand
'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand the meaning of this
Oh my god
I try, and I try, and I try to make you listen to me

I try to call you every day
I'm rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out (of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out

'Cause I'm the right one
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one (hey)
On your AM, AM radio

Don't hang up yet, I'm not done
I'm an expert, I'm the one
The one who was right all along
Better to be laughed at than wrong

I'm an expert in my field
UFOlogy, yes, it's all real
Ancient aliens, it's all true
I'm an expert just like you

And like you, I'm a genius before my time
Disbelieving, that's the real crime
Pretty soon, they'll discover me
In the Super-Sargasso Sea

I try to call you every day
What can I say when the truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth)
I've been working on a unified theory
If I make it through tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out (now)

'Cause I'm the right one (now) on my touch-tone telephone (now)
On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone
I'm the only one on your AM radio
(On your AM, AM radio)

==Trivia==
*This is one of two [[Lemon Demon]] songs to receive a single release on wax cylinder by [[Needlejuice Records]] in 2023.<ref>https://needlejuicerecords.com/products/touch-tone-telephone-wax-cylinder</ref>

<references />

Money Dollar Bills

2025-04-16T20:59:55Z

ZachyCat: made page

Money Dollar Bills is a single released by [[Lemon Demon]] in 2012. It was made for the [[New Kids on the Rock]] episode "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8mHraEgflE The Money Tree]"

== Lyrics ==
I got money in my pockets and money in my shirt.

I can pay for dinner, I can pay for dessert.

I'm a rich man now, and I look so cool.

I don't have to work or go to school.

I pay for the drinks in all of the clubs.

I go to Subway and get ten foot subs.

I bought my dog a diamond ring,

'cuz I can spend money like it ain't no thing.

(Whatcha gonna do with those money dollar bills?)

I'm gonna own a house in the Beverly Hills.

(Whatcha gonna do with those bags of cash?)

I'm gonna grow a solid gold mustache.

(Whatcha gonna do now that you're loaded?)

I'm gonna buy dynamite and explode it.

(Whatcha gonna do now that you're rich?)

Anything I want, and it will go without a hitch!

'Cuz I got nickels, and I got pennies.

Five dollars, ten dollars, even got twenties.

A big fur coat made of tiger fur,

and a limosine with a real live chauffeur.

Honkin' on the horn while I roll down the street.

There's a fancy restaurant where I want to eat.

I reserve every table, every single one!

And I invite all my friends, and we have a lot of fun.

(Whatcha gonna do with those money dollar bills?)

I'm gonna own a house in the Beverly Hills.

(Whatcha gonna do with those bags of loot?)

I'm gonna buy a solid gold cowboy boot.

(Whatcha gonna do now that you're wealthy?)

I'm gonna try to eat more healthy.

(Whatcha gonna do now that you're rich?)

I'm never ever ever gonna dig another ditch.

MONEY DOLLAR BILLS! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

CASH MONEY! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

MONEY DOLLAR BILLS! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

CASH MONEY! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

MONEY DOLLAR BILLS! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

CASH MONEY! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

MONEY DOLLAR BILLS! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

CASH MONEY! MONEY DOLLAR BILLS!

Lemon Demon

2025-04-16T20:49:57Z

ZachyCat: added singles

[[File:logo.gif|thumb|The “Grinched Font” logo.]]

====== '''Lemon Demon''' is [[Neil Cicierega]]’s second major musical project, after he moved on from [[Trapezoid]]/[[Deporitaz]]. Stylistically, Lemon Demon has differed from Deporitaz in that Lemon Demon has mostly vocal tracks, while Deporitaz had mostly (but not exclusively, in its later days) instrumentals. Also, Deporitaz tracks were primarily arranged using synthesis and sound fonts; while these are still common in Lemon Demon, it makes more use of real recorded instruments such as guitar, accordion and keytar. ======

==Lemon Demon Live==

In live performances, Lemon Demon consists of [[Neil Cicierega]] on vocals and keyboard, [[Alora Lanzillotta]] on bass guitar, [[Charles “Chooch” Sergio]] on guitar, and [[Greg Lanzillotta]] on drums. Lemon Demon’s previous drummer was [[Tony Wry]], who moved to Detroit, in turn leaving the band around 2008; [[Youmacon]] ‘09 was Lemon Demon’s first show with Greg. Lemon Demon’s live shows range from solo performances during [[Lemonic Demonade]] to larger concerts such as [[Awesomefest]] or [[Youmacon]]. Lemon Demon occasionally performed on Neil’s sporadic internet radio show, [[Hooray Radio]].

==Discography==

'''Albums'''
* [[Clown Circus]] (2003)
* [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]] (2003)
* [[Hip To The Javabean]] (2004)
* [[Damn Skippy]] (2005)
* [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
* [[View-Monster]] (2008)
* [[Spirit Phone]] (2016)

'''EPs'''
* [[Live (Only Not)]] (2011)
* [[I Am Become Christmas]] (2012)
* [[Nature Tapes]] (2014)
* [[Something Glowing EP]] (2020)
* [[Acrobat Unstable Record]] (2022)
'''Singles'''
* [[BRODYQUEST]] (2010)
* [[Goosebumps]] (2011
* [[Really Cool Wig]] (2011)
* [[Money Dollar Bills]] (2012)
* [[A Mask of My Own Face]] (2012)
* [[My Trains]] (2013)
* [[Two Trucks]] (2013)
* [[Everybody Loves Raymond]] (2013)
* [[Jaws]] (2013)
* [[Kubrick and the Beast]] (2015)
* [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]] (2023)
* [[Touch-Tone Telephone]] (2023)
* [[The Oldest Man on Myspace]] (2023)

'''Misc'''
* [[Almanac 2009]] (2009)

==External Links==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Official Website]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com/ Purchase Lemon Demon Physical Media]

Lemon Demon

2025-04-16T20:28:02Z

ZachyCat: /* Discography */

[[File:logo.gif|thumb|The “Grinched Font” logo.]]

====== '''Lemon Demon''' is [[Neil Cicierega]]’s second major musical project, after he moved on from [[Trapezoid]]/[[Deporitaz]]. Stylistically, Lemon Demon has differed from Deporitaz in that Lemon Demon has mostly vocal tracks, while Deporitaz had mostly (but not exclusively, in its later days) instrumentals. Also, Deporitaz tracks were primarily arranged using synthesis and sound fonts; while these are still common in Lemon Demon, it makes more use of real recorded instruments such as guitar, accordion and keytar. ======

==Lemon Demon Live==

In live performances, Lemon Demon consists of [[Neil Cicierega]] on vocals and keyboard, [[Alora Lanzillotta]] on bass guitar, [[Charles “Chooch” Sergio]] on guitar, and [[Greg Lanzillotta]] on drums. Lemon Demon’s previous drummer was [[Tony Wry]], who moved to Detroit, in turn leaving the band around 2008; [[Youmacon]] ‘09 was Lemon Demon’s first show with Greg. Lemon Demon’s live shows range from solo performances during [[Lemonic Demonade]] to larger concerts such as [[Awesomefest]] or [[Youmacon]]. Lemon Demon occasionally performed on Neil’s sporadic internet radio show, [[Hooray Radio]].

==Discography==

'''Albums'''
* [[Clown Circus]] (2003)
* [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]] (2003)
* [[Hip To The Javabean]] (2004)
* [[Damn Skippy]] (2005)
* [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
* [[View-Monster]] (2008)
* [[Spirit Phone]] (2016)

'''EPs'''
* [[Live (Only Not)]] (2011)
* [[I Am Become Christmas]] (2012)
* [[Nature Tapes]] (2014)
* [[Something Glowing EP]] (2020)
* [[Acrobat Unstable Record]] (2022)
'''Singles'''
* [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]] (2023)

'''Misc'''
* [[Almanac 2009]] (2009)

==External Links==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Official Website]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com/ Purchase Lemon Demon Physical Media]

Lemon Demon

2025-04-16T20:27:19Z

ZachyCat: made one weird tip a single

[[File:logo.gif|thumb|The “Grinched Font” logo.]]
'''Lemon Demon''' is [[Neil Cicierega]]’s second major musical project, after he moved on from [[Trapezoid]]/[[Deporitaz]]. Stylistically, Lemon Demon has differed from Deporitaz in that Lemon Demon has mostly vocal tracks, while Deporitaz had mostly (but not exclusively, in its later days) instrumentals. Also, Deporitaz tracks were primarily arranged using synthesis and sound fonts; while these are still common in Lemon Demon, it makes more use of real recorded instruments such as guitar, accordion and keytar.

==Lemon Demon Live==

In live performances, Lemon Demon consists of [[Neil Cicierega]] on vocals and keyboard, [[Alora Lanzillotta]] on bass guitar, [[Charles “Chooch” Sergio]] on guitar, and [[Greg Lanzillotta]] on drums. Lemon Demon’s previous drummer was [[Tony Wry]], who moved to Detroit, in turn leaving the band around 2008; [[Youmacon]] ‘09 was Lemon Demon’s first show with Greg. Lemon Demon’s live shows range from solo performances during [[Lemonic Demonade]] to larger concerts such as [[Awesomefest]] or [[Youmacon]]. Lemon Demon occasionally performed on Neil’s sporadic internet radio show, [[Hooray Radio]].

==Discography==

'''Albums'''
* [[Clown Circus]] (2003)
* [[Live From The Haunted Candle Shop]] (2003)
* [[Hip To The Javabean]] (2004)
* [[Damn Skippy]] (2005)
* [[Dinosaurchestra]] (2006)
* [[View-Monster]] (2008)
* [[Spirit Phone]] (2016)

'''EPs'''
* [[Live (Only Not)]] (2011)
* [[I Am Become Christmas]] (2012)
* [[Nature Tapes]] (2014)
* [[Something Glowing EP]] (2020)
* [[Acrobat Unstable Record]] (2022)

==== Singles ====

* [[One Weird Tip/Funkytown]] (2023)

'''Misc'''
* [[Almanac 2009]] (2009)

==External Links==
* [http://www.lemondemon.com/ Official Website]
* [https://needlejuicerecords.com/ Purchase Lemon Demon Physical Media]

Knife Fight

2025-04-03T18:04:26Z

ZachyCat: Added a new trivia fact

{{
Infobox_song
|title = Knife Fight
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2008
|albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]] , [[Marty Allen]]
|album = [[View-Monster]]
|duration = 04:17
|tempo = 80
|genre = Rock
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/knife-fight Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/knife-fight Needlejuice Remaster] [https://youtu.be/6Wqmu9OPPcc YouTube][https://open.spotify.com/track/1TDeYPC9ZJv2XE9E9zVQN7?si=b1bed33c7ff14c16 Spotify]
}}
'''Knife Fight''' is the 11th track and the 6th non-transition track on [[View-Monster]]. It features two characters (played by [[Neil]] and [[Marty Allen]] of the band [[Uncle Monsterface]]) settling their differences with a battle of knifes. It was later rereleased unaltered as the 10th track of [[Almanac 2009]].

== Lyrics ==
I tire of your mind games.
I’m sick of playing Don’t Wake Daddy.
Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!

KNIFE FIGHT,
You’re gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT,
You’re gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT,
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
I’m a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I’ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!

NEIL: Let me tell you something: I can’t be beat.
MARTY: Oh yeah?
NEIL: Yeah. Cuz I’m the king of the street!
MARTY: Well guess what, man: I’ll pin you to the wall!
NEIL: Oh yeah?
MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small!
NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and that’s what counts! I’m gonna make you bleed copius amounts!
MARTY: Yeah well I’ll be sure to thank you right after I shank you!
NEIL: Punk.
MARTY: Dweeb.

KNIFE FIGHT,
You’re gonna fight for your life!
KNIFE FIGHT,
You’re gonna fight with a knife!
KNIFE FIGHT,
A really really really sharp knife!
YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT!
I’m a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch!
I’ma cut you! (Cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! (Knife fight.)
Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT!

NEIL: I’m gonna slice you up!
MARTY: I’m gonna cut you down!
NEIL: I’ll put you in your place!
MARTY: I’ll put you underground!
NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
MARTY: I’ve got a TIP for you, get the POINT?
NEIL: Yeah, sure.
MARTY: It’s time to face the music!
NEIL: Time to face the facts!
MARTY: Time to bite the bullet!
NEIL: Time to pay the tax!
MARTY: I’ve got a blade of fury.
NEIL: I am a ball of rage.
MARTY: You ready, sucka?
NEIL: Born ready.
BOTH: ENGAGE!

KNIFE!
FIGHT!
CUT!
STAB!
KNIFE!
OW!
POKE!
KNIFE!

MARTY: Hey wait a minute here!
NEIL: Oh, what is it?!
MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
NEIL: Hurt? …I don’t want to get hurt.
MARTY: Who does!
NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a…
BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT!

Tickle fight! It’s a tickle fight!
Don’t bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now:
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!
Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! Tickle fight!
Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY!

MARTY: That was fun. Where’s my knife?

== Trivia ==
*This song features the first guest vocalist on a [[Lemon Demon]] album since [[Clown Circus]].
*The proper plural of the word knife is in fact ''knives'', not ''knifes'' as used throughout the song. This was intentional.
*Knife Fight is one of four songs on [[View-Monster]] to receive a corresponding zoetrope animation on the Between The Frames picture disc vinyl variant of the album first released by [[Needlejuice Records]] in 2020. This song's animation was done by Aimkid and can be found on Side B.
*The line "This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! I’ve got a TIP for you, get the POINT?" is a exchange taken straight from the game "The Secret of Monkey Island", a 1990 adventure game.<ref>https://view-mosnter.neocities.org/html/Knife%20Fight</ref>

User:ZachyCat

2025-04-02T14:30:57Z

ZachyCat: Created page with "'''ZachyCat''' is a really cool dude who makes really cool stuff"

'''ZachyCat''' is a really cool dude who makes really cool stuff

Creepy

2025-04-02T00:22:18Z

ZachyCat: Created page with "'''Creepy''' is an instrumental hidden on most of the physical releases of View-Monster."

'''Creepy''' is an instrumental hidden on most of the physical releases of [[View-Monster]].

Strangelet

2025-04-02T00:08:13Z

ZachyCat: archive from the old wiki

'''Strangelet''' is an instrumental.

The Wiggles Hate Each Other in Real Life

2025-04-02T00:06:45Z

ZachyCat: archive from the old wiki

== Lyrics ==
If you are a child,

you’ve probably seen

the Wiggles on TV.

And though they appear

to be best of friends,

there’s so much that you don’t see.

Soon as the cameras are off, they don’t linger

before having cigarette break in the hall.

Scowling, they stare at their shoes and their fingers,

and none of them speaks to the others at all.

This one time on set,

Greg stumbles in drunk,

just like he does every day.

But he lets it slip

he spent all last night

with Anthony’s fiance.

Silence, then everything suddenly launches

into a red-yellow-blue-purple fight.

Taping’s postponed because Murray’s unconscious,

and Jeff cries himself to sleep later that night.

== Trivia ==

* Contrary to popular belief, this song’s claims are completely true.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20120311061633/http://wiki.illemonati.com/The_Wiggles_Hate_Each_Other_in_Real_Life</ref>

Hip Hop Cherry Pop

2025-04-02T00:03:53Z

ZachyCat: archive from the old wiki

== Lyrics ==
Hip hop cherry pop

Hip hop cherry pop

Hip hop cherry pop

Hip hop cherry pop

I heard a rumor you could help me out.

Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talkin’ about.

I’ve waited all my life and now I’m tired.

Just give me what it takes to be admired.

I’m sick of always getting picked last

On the playground and in gym class.

(Ahh-ah-ahh)

I’m sick of letting guys mistake me

For a punching bag so make me

Hip hop cherry pop

Give me ev’rything you’ve got

Every single drop

All right

All right

(Make me) Hip hop cherry pop

Pretty pretty pretty please with a cherry on top

All right

All right

Filled to the brim with paranormal charm

I’ll have at least three sexy ladies on each arm.

(Hip hop cherry)

Throw out my models and my comic books.

(Hip hop cherry)

Bring on the helpless boyfriends’ jealous looks.

Ev’ry day is a metric ton of

Ridicule and gettin’ made fun of

(Ahh-ah-ahh)

I’m sick of letting girls mistake me

For a pile of dirt so make me

Hip hop cherry pop

I know this ain’t no ordinary ice cream shop

All right

All right

(Make me) Hip hop cherry pop

Pretty pretty pretty please with a cherry on top

All right

All right

Super Hey Ya (OutKast Remix)

2025-04-02T00:02:54Z

ZachyCat: archive from the old wiki

'''Super Hey Ya''' is a remix of ''Hey Ya!'' by Outkast.

== Lyrics ==
''One two three uh!''

My baby don’t mess around

Because she loves me so,

And this I know fo’ sho’. ''(Uh!)''

But, does she really wanna?

But can’t stand to see me

Walk out the door.

Don’t try to fight the feelin’

‘Cause the thought alone is killing me right now. ''(Uh!)''

Thank god for Mom and Dad

For sticking two together,

‘Cause we don’t know how. ''(Uh!)''

: ''Hey ya…''
: ''Hey ya!''
: ''Hey ya…''
: ''Hey ya!''
: ''Hey ya…''
: ''Hey ya!''
: ''Hey ya…''
: ''Hey ya!''

You think you’ve got it.

Oh, you think you’ve got it.

But got it just don’t get it

Till there’s nothing at all. ''(Mamma mia!)'' ''(Uh!)''

We get together.

Oh, we get together,

But separate’s always better when there’s feelings involved. ''(Mamma mia!)'' ''(Uh!)''

If what they say is, “Nothing is forever,”

Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes

Then what makes, then what makes love the exception? (''Mamma mia!'')

So why you, why you, why you,

Why you, why you, why you,

Are we so in denial when we know we’re nothing but happy here? ''(Pikachu!)''

Y’all don’t want me here you just wanna dance.

: ''Hey ya…'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya…'' (Don’t want to meet your daddy. Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Just want you in my caddy. Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya…'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Don’t want to meet your momma. Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya…'' (Just want to make you cumma. Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (I’m… oh oh! I’m… oh oh! I’m just being honest. Oh oh!)
: ''I’m just being honest.''

Hey, alright now,

Alright now, fellas. ''(Yeah!)''

Now what’s cooler than bein’ cool?

''(Ice cold!)'' I can’t hear ya.

I say what’s cooler than bein’ cool? ''(Ice cold!)''

Alright, alright, alright, alright,

Alright, alright, alright, alright,

Alright, alright, alright, alright,

Alright, alright.

Okay now, ladies. ''(Yeah!)''

And we gonna break this thing down in just a few seconds.

Now don’t have me break this thing down for nothin’,

Now I wanna see y’all on y’all baddest behavior.

Lend me some sugar. I am your neighbour. Ahh, here we go!

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it. ''(Oh oh!)'' Sh-shake it.

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it. ''(Oh oh!)'' Sh-shake it.

Shake it like a Polaroid Picture, hey ya.

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it.

Shake it, shake it, sh-shake it. ''(Mamma mia!)''

Shake it like a Polaroid Picture.

Now while Beyonce’s and Lucy Liu’s

And baby dolls, get on the floor.

Get on the floor. ''(Mamma mia!)''

You know what to do…

You know what to do…

You know what to do!

: ''Hey ya…'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya…'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya…'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya…'' (Oh oh!)
: ''Hey ya!'' (Oh oh!)

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it.

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it.

Shake it like a Polaroid Picture.

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, sh-shake it.

Shake it, sh-shake it, shake it, shake it, sh-shake it.

Shake it like a Polaroid Picture.

== External Links ==

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170625041109/http://trapezzoid.livejournal.com/166699.html The LiveJournal entry]

Gadzooks (Original version)

2025-04-01T23:58:56Z

ZachyCat: archive from the old wiki

This is the original version of Gadzooks, similar to the version that leaked to several forum members prior to View-Monster’s release.

==Lyrics==
Everywhere I look I always see

people who are crazier than me.

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

You’re all such crazy kooks!

A bunch of flaky flukes.

You’re giving me the spooks.

Everyone’s gone funny in the head.

I went outside and this is what I said…

I said:

Egad! (Egad!)

Egad! (Egad!)

I think you’ve all gone mad!

Gone nuts at least a tad.

It’s really kind of sad.

How can people so bizarre exist?

(How can people so bizarre exist?)

They should go to a psychiatrist.

(They should go right now.)

By Jove! (By Jove!)

By Jove! (By Jove!)

You’ve formed a crazy drove,

(Formed a crazy drove…)

and on the streets you rove!

It’s something that I loave…

…loathe.

(Mmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm)

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)

The situation’s getting slimy! (Slimy!)

And I am just so stymied!

I can’t think of a rhymie.

Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)

Gee Willikers! (Gee willikers!)

You’re all mentally illikers! (Mentally illikers)

No, this is not a drillikers!

Okay, this is getting sillikers.

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)

Don’t know what that means.

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

You’re all such crazy kooky kooks!

Untitled (spooky sounds vol 6)

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Untitled (spooky sounds vol 6)
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = 2008
|albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[View-Monster]]
|duration = 0:45
|genre = Sound Effects
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/untitled-spooky-sounds-vol-6 Needlejuice Remaster]<br>[https://youtu.be/hWvMnTcTyOk YouTube]
}}
'''Untitled (spooky sounds vol 6)''' is the sixth track and the third transition track on [[View-Monster]].

In contrast to the other transition tracks, most of which are purely instrumental and contain no lyrics, this track contains only spoken words and sound effects with no music.

It is done in the style of "spooky sounds compilation" cassette tapes from the late 1980s and early 1990s, such as ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITw4983z3s Scary Sounds of Halloween]'' (1991) and Hallmark's ''[https://youtu.be/ayIabRDuIXE Howl-O-Ween Sounds]'' (1987), with [[Neil]] describing and acting out each sound himself.

==Lyrics==
Muhaha-ha-ha-ha!
Laugh.

Aaaaaahhhhh!
Scream.

Whooooooooo (whoooooooo)
Wind.
Uaaaaaahhhhhhh (Uaaaaaahhhhhh)
Ghosts.

Eeeeeeannnnnnn (Pookf!)
Creaky door.

Aaaaaaaaaahhh! AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhh! (Kkkkkk-kkkkk kkkkkk-kkkkk kkkkk-kkkkkk kkkkk-kkkkk)
Amputation.

Awooooooooh!
Wolf.

Eeeeh-he-he-he-he-he!
Witch.

== Trivia ==
*The "vol 6" in this track's title is likely a reference to it being the sixth track on [[View-Monster]].
*This is one of the three untitled transition tracks on [[View-Monster]] to contain lyrics, the others being [[Untitled (wet hair)]] and [[Untitled (therapy)]]
*This is the only transition track to be on the streaming services release of [[View-Monster]], with it being tacked on at the end of [[The Man in Stripes and Glasses|The Man In Stripes And Glasses]].