Being Alone on Valentine’s Day

	Being Alone on Valentine's Day
	Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Dinosaurchestra (bonus tracks)
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	1:26
Genre	Indie
Language	English

Being Alone on Valentine’s Day is about trying to act sad on Feb. 14th, and was written and recorded in less than an hour.

Lyrics

Being alone on Valentine's day doesn't bother me.
Normally, I don't exude lugubriosity,
But this year I am curious,
What it's like to feel blue.
Though it may be spurious,
I've got nothing else to do.

And I'm gonna shed tear after tear.

Not that I'm a lonely guy,

But Valentine's comes but once a year,

I might as well give it a try.

So I'll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find,
Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Or dress all grim and gruesome
And drive until I'm ill.
Watch the happy twosomes,
Whom, if I were truly lonely, I would probably want to kill.