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{{Infobox_song
 |title = Treasure Map
 |artist = Lemon Demon
 |year = 2006
 |albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
 |singer = Neil Cicierega
 |album = [[View-Monster]]
 |duration = 1:44
 |tempo = 155
 |language = English, (reversed English)
 |externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/Bonus%20Tracks/You%20Got%20a%20Toothache.mp3 MP3]
}}

You Got a Toothache is the 15th bonus track on the album View-Monster (9th on the Needlejuice remaster).

==Lyrics==
 You got a toothache? I don't care,
 'Cause you wouldn't believe what I've seen.
 Well, would you believe I'm blind as a batlike creature.
 Maybe I'm not, but that's besides the point.
 
 Found objects in front of page would
 Allow me to speak when spoken to,
 And I tiptoe ever so lightly 'round
 That you're kidnapped unawares.
 Yes indeed.
 
 La la la la la la.
 La la la la la la.
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 One, two, three, four.
 
 La la la la la la.
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 One, two, three, four.
 
 Ekil dnuos I tahw si siht,
 Dneirflrig erutuf ym olleh.
 
 La la la la la la.
 La la la la la la.
 La la la la la la.

== Trivia ==
The reversed section, played forwards, says:

"Hello my future girlfriend, this is what I sound like."

Which is a reference to an early internet meme of a boy named Mikey who included a recording of him saying the phrase on his GeoCities homepage (video can be found [https://youtu.be/ge7mozA-ptI?si=mkM9caU7XIlVmKL3 here]).