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 |title = Headline News (Wiener Mix)
 |artist = Neil Cicierega
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 |singer = "Weird Al" Yankovic
 |duration = 2:00
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This is a parody edit of Headline News by "Weird Al" Yankovic, itself a parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash test Dummies.

==Lyrics==
 Once, there was this kid who
 Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his wiener
 And when he finally came back
 He had cane marks all over his wiener
 
 Once there was this girl who
 Swore that one day she would be a figure skating wiener
 And when she finally made it
 She saw some other girl who was better
 And so she hired some guy to
 Cut off his wiener
 
 And then, there was this guy who
 Cut off his wiener
 And when he finally came to
 He cut off his wiener