Bowling Alley - Revision history

Daft Mouth: tweaked lyrics

2026-08-04T16:37:19Z

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	In the dream I was like “AHH!!” and I hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken, and it was actually a gas pedal, so I plowed over the Santa guy, and he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires, and then for some reason when he hit the back tires the front of the car flew up, and then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft.		In the dream I was like “AHH!!” and I hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken, and it was actually a gas pedal, so I plowed over the Santa guy, and he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires, and then for some reason when he hit the back tires the front of the car flew up, and then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft.

	And then there was this big part that I can’t really remember, but I was in the hover craft thing and I was like, uh, looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house, like, I— there was the button on the door and ~~when~~ I pressed the button, the door opened and a freaking scary old dead guy ch- uh, popped out of door, and he was on rockets.		And then there was this big part that I can’t really remember, but I was in a, uh, in the hover craft thing and I was like, uh, looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house, like, I— there was the button on the door and I pressed the button, and the door opened and a freaking scary old dead guy ch- uh, popped out the door, and he was on rockets.

	And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran in the house and hid in the bathroom, but there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom, and then something happened, I’m not sure what happened, but I was like at a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uhh, dead president heads, and then I started shrinking, and then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me, and then I woke up.		And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran into the house and I hid in the bathroom, but there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom, and then something happened, I’m not sure what happened, but I was like at a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uhh, dead president heads, and then I started shrinking, and then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me, and then I woke up.

	It was really scary.		It was really scary.

Pretzelman227 at 14:47, 17 April 2026

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	{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}		{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}
	==Description==		==Description==
	This song is the presumably unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics.		This song is the presumably unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics. There is another [[Lemon Demon]] song about an odd dream [[Neil]] had, that being [[Really Cool Wig]]. It borrows a lot of the structure from this song, but features more planned out lyrics.

	== Lyrics ==		== Lyrics ==

Pretzelman227 at 00:28, 16 April 2026

2026-04-16T00:28:29Z

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			'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].
	{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}		{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}
	~~'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].~~

	==Description==		==Description==
	This song is the presumably unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics.		This song is the presumably unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics.

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2026-04-16T00:17:32Z

Description

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	==Description==		==Description==
	This song is the ~~presumable~~ unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics.		This song is the presumably unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics.

	== Lyrics ==		== Lyrics ==

Pretzelman227 at 00:17, 16 April 2026

2026-04-16T00:17:21Z

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	{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}		{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}
			'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].

	~~'''Bowling Alley'''~~ is the ~~fifth track on~~ [[~~Clown Circus~~]].		==Description==
			This song is the presumable unscripted ramblings of [[Neil]] after having a very weird dream. It has a very nice and funky instrumental underneath the odd lyrics.

	== Lyrics ==		== Lyrics ==
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	It was really scary.		It was really scary.

			==Trivia==
			*The lyric "I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft" implies the existence of flying cars that are not in any way similar to hovercraft.
			*This is the third shortest track on the album [[Clown Circus]], longer than the intro [[Error]] and the cover [[Idiot Control Now]].

Tediawesome: Fixed mp3 links.

2023-05-29T09:32:22Z

Fixed mp3 links.

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	{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3/ MP3]\|BPM=139}}		{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3 MP3]\|BPM=139}}

	'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].		'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].

Tediawesome at 17:52, 27 May 2023

2023-05-27T17:52:37Z

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	{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3/ MP3]\|BPM=139}}		{{Infobox_song\|title=Bowling Alley\|artist=Lemon Demon\|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg\|writer=Neil Cicierega\|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]\|album=[[Clown Circus]]\|duration=2:17\|genre=Rock\|language=English\|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3/ MP3]\|BPM=139}}

	'''Bowling Alley''' is the ~~fourth~~ track on [[Clown Circus]].		'''Bowling Alley''' is the fifth track on [[Clown Circus]].

	== Lyrics ==		== Lyrics ==

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{{Infobox_song|title=Bowling Alley|artist=Lemon Demon|albumart=Clown Circus.jpg|writer=Neil Cicierega|singer=[[Neil Cicierega]]|album=[[Clown Circus]]|duration=2:17|genre=Rock|language=English|externalLinks=[http://www.lemondemon.com/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20First%20four%20albums/Clown%20Circus%20(2003)/05.%20Bowling%20Alley.mp3/ MP3]|BPM=139}}

'''Bowling Alley''' is the fourth track on [[Clown Circus]].

== Lyrics ==
Ok the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream ever. Ever. I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs, because drugs are bad, and stuff. Anyway, my dream, my dream was like, I, um, I was in a warehouse, and there were all these guys in Santa suits sort of doing this big dance thing, and they couldn’t see me, or something. I don’t know. And then one of the Santa guys was like, a really fat guy, and he didn’t, uh, didn’t want to do the dance, and he, uh, was the only one who could see me, so he was like, “Look! LOOK!” but no one else could see me, so I started— he started chasing me, chasing me. And I was like, in a car, but he was faster than the car, and suddenly he jumped out in front of me, in front of the car, and he started screaming, only it was like a bigfoot scream, and it sounded so creepy coming from a, uh, Santa guy.

In the dream I was like “AHH!!” and I hit the breaks, only the, uh, break pedal was broken, and it was actually a gas pedal, so I plowed over the Santa guy, and he went under the front tires, and then under the back tires, and then for some reason when he hit the back tires the front of the car flew up, and then I was suddenly in a flying car, only it was like a hovercraft.

And then there was this big part that I can’t really remember, but I was in the hover craft thing and I was like, uh, looking around for this house, and when I finally got to the house, like, I— there was the button on the door and when I pressed the button, the door opened and a freaking scary old dead guy ch- uh, popped out of door, and he was on rockets.

And he grabbed me but I got loose, and then I ran in the house and hid in the bathroom, but there were these like, uh, TVs in the bathroom, and then something happened, I’m not sure what happened, but I was like at a bowling alley, and there was, all the the bowling balls were uh, uhh, dead president heads, and then I started shrinking, and then the Abraham Lincoln head tried to eat me, and then I woke up.

It was really scary.