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		<title>Daftmouth: typo in the reversed section of the lyrics</title>
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		<updated>2025-09-29T03:19:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;typo in the reversed section of the lyrics&lt;/p&gt;
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				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 03:19, 29 September 2025&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;  We kindle and char, inflame and ignite&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;  We kindle and char, inflame and ignite&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;  Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class=&quot;diff-marker&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;  Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Cnacker: Created page with &quot;&#039;&#039;&#039;Correctional Facility Food Sucks&#039;&#039;&#039; is a bizarre, cacophonous megamix of dozens of various sound clips attributed to Lemon Demon.{{Infobox_song  |title = Correctional Facility Food Sucks  |artist = Lemon Demon  |year = 2003  |recorded = 2003  |albumart = &lt;!-- The filename of the photo, such as hello.jpg --&gt;  |writer = Neil Cicierega  |singer = &lt;!-- Lead singer(s) on this song.  Bracket/link it. --&gt;  |album = Non Album Track  |duration = 5:48  |tempo = &lt;!-- Tempo o...&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2023-01-26T06:46:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Correctional Facility Food Sucks&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a bizarre, cacophonous megamix of dozens of various sound clips attributed to &lt;a href=&quot;/index.php/Lemon_Demon&quot; title=&quot;Lemon Demon&quot;&gt;Lemon Demon&lt;/a&gt;.{{Infobox_song  |title = Correctional Facility Food Sucks  |artist = Lemon Demon  |year = 2003  |recorded = 2003  |albumart = &amp;lt;!-- The filename of the photo, such as hello.jpg --&amp;gt;  |writer = Neil Cicierega  |singer = &amp;lt;!-- Lead singer(s) on this song.  Bracket/link it. --&amp;gt;  |album = Non Album Track  |duration = 5:48  |tempo = &amp;lt;!-- Tempo o...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Correctional Facility Food Sucks&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039; is a bizarre, cacophonous megamix of dozens of various sound clips attributed to [[Lemon Demon]].{{Infobox_song&lt;br /&gt;
 |title = Correctional Facility Food Sucks&lt;br /&gt;
 |artist = Lemon Demon&lt;br /&gt;
 |year = 2003&lt;br /&gt;
 |recorded = 2003&lt;br /&gt;
 |albumart = &amp;lt;!-- The filename of the photo, such as hello.jpg --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 |writer = Neil Cicierega&lt;br /&gt;
 |singer = &amp;lt;!-- Lead singer(s) on this song.  Bracket/link it. --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 |album = Non Album Track&lt;br /&gt;
 |duration = 5:48&lt;br /&gt;
 |tempo = &amp;lt;!-- Tempo of song (BPM) --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 |genre = Sound Collage&lt;br /&gt;
 |language = &amp;lt;!-- EXAMPLE: English --&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 |externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Correctional%20Facility%20Food%20Sucks.mp3 MP3]&lt;br /&gt;
 |addtlInfo = &amp;lt;!-- Any additional Info.--&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Lyrics ==&lt;br /&gt;
 Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, welcome, welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, welcome, welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 Mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got mail, mail&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Goodbye&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Hey buddy, if you’re a man looking for another man,&lt;br /&gt;
 then you’ve called the right place,&lt;br /&gt;
 because this is the cheapest gay phone service around.&lt;br /&gt;
 We’re talking about a average market of only $2.99 to $4.99 per minute.&lt;br /&gt;
 [unintelligible talking]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [strange noises include Gunshots, the “BUST commercial” from the sims 1 game completely unintelligible speaking “sim Speak”]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [lots of sound effects with shouting]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me&lt;br /&gt;
 We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot&lt;br /&gt;
 Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;br /&gt;
 We kidnap and ravage and don’t give a hoot&lt;br /&gt;
 Drink up me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me&lt;br /&gt;
 We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack&lt;br /&gt;
 Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;br /&gt;
 Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack&lt;br /&gt;
 Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me&lt;br /&gt;
 We kindle and char, inflame and ignite&lt;br /&gt;
 Drink up, me ‘earties, yo ho&lt;br /&gt;
 oh yo ,seitrae’ em ,pu knirD&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Pika pika pi&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, welcome, welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, welcome, welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 Mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve you’ve got got got got got got got got mail mail mail mail mail mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got mail, mail&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Goodbye&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [THX sound]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [THX sound]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [La Cucaracha begins]&lt;br /&gt;
 Fridge Largemeat&lt;br /&gt;
 Butch Deadlift&lt;br /&gt;
 Slab Bulkhead&lt;br /&gt;
 Flint Chesthair&lt;br /&gt;
 [unintelligible, sounds like a small aircraft gear raising motor]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [radio speak]&lt;br /&gt;
 [La Cucaracha ends]&lt;br /&gt;
 It’s great to be here with you young witches, on this fabulous night&lt;br /&gt;
 Remember girls, show the world — (Happy birthdaaaaaugh)&lt;br /&gt;
 Let them know it’s ha-hallow—ha-halloween&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [scene from scooby doo, Shaggy’s Nervous, hopeless, doomed laugh]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I… have… no… peeeeeeniiiiss…&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I’m wearing brown pants&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [noise]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [Windows signing in sound]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Arnold’s coming to town.&lt;br /&gt;
 He’s going to — and he’s going to break your legs.&lt;br /&gt;
 [Windows signing out sound]&lt;br /&gt;
 With a m—uh—with a monkey wrench,&lt;br /&gt;
 I’m going to break your legs with a monkey wrench until you die.&lt;br /&gt;
 Because I’m Arnold Schwarzeneg—&lt;br /&gt;
 Oh, oops… *cough* Sorry about that.&lt;br /&gt;
 Sometimes my voice goes a little weird when I’m talking in my normal voice, like this.&lt;br /&gt;
 It just goes all weird like that; I don’t know why.&lt;br /&gt;
 I’m going to have to see a doctor about it.&lt;br /&gt;
 If he tries to touch my pee-pee, I’m going to break his hair. With a monkey wrench.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [THX sound]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!&lt;br /&gt;
 Hi! We’re the Wiggles! And welcome to our wiggly website!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Wiener, wiener, wien-wien-wiener&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [unintelligible believed to be “I am Mr. Milky Toes, and]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I wear pantyhose&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I gotta have more cowbell!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Hrngh… who is the fat man, I wonder? And how does he fit into this sinister puzzle?&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [Chewbacca sound]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [Clip of Aaron Ackerson’s acapella rendition of “Do The Mario”]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 sreggit tuoba gniht lufrednow ehT&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee Weeee!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [“Shaggy” Scene repeats again]&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, welcome, welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome, welcome, welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 Mail&lt;br /&gt;
 Welcome&lt;br /&gt;
 You’ve got&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 Neem een ander in de maling (Ah ah ah yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
 Loop niet an m’n kop te zeuren (Oewoho oewoho)&lt;br /&gt;
 Jij mot niet so ouwehoere (Ah ah ah yeah)&lt;br /&gt;
 Aàh, alle vrouwen zijn ‘t zelfde (Oewoho oewoho)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I have no penis, I have no penis, I have pe- I have pe- I have pe- I have no penis&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 I’ma Wario! I’ma gonna win!&lt;br /&gt;
 Wee hee, I got it!&lt;br /&gt;
 Aiaiaiayia!!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
 [Splat!]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* A reversed version of this composition exists under the name &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Panda Zero&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;. It can be heard [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20Panda%20Zero.mp3 here].&lt;br /&gt;
* Originally titled &amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;Cicierega’s Homme Saint De Fromage in G minor&amp;#039;&amp;#039;&amp;#039;.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Cnacker</name></author>
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