Ebaum’s World Sucks Sucks - Revision history

Daft Mouth: added category, reformatted downloads and lyrics

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added category, reformatted downloads and lyrics

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 '''Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks''' is a parody of [[Ebaum's World Dot Com]] that was written by a member of a pro-Ebaum site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20110721072054/http://www.ebwsuckssucks.com/ Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks], to attack the site [[Ebaumsworldsucks.com]] run by Abi Rendon, [[Shawn Vulliez]], and [[Neil Cicierega]]. When this site was discovered by Something Awful members and posted on their forums, Neil himself recorded their pro-Ebaum parody lyrics (atop the original instrumentals from Ebaum’s World Dot Com), presumably to taunt them.
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 == Lyrics ==
-Once upon a time on the internet, there were some dudes.
+ Once upon a time on the internet, there were some dudes.
-A very deeply flawed group,
+ A very deeply flawed group,
-they tried to plan some big coup.
+ they tried to plan some big coup.
-they want to destroy eBaums,
+ they want to destroy eBaums,
-yet they did not know why.
+ yet they did not know why.
-They traveled to the boards
+==Trivia ==
-But did they know
+*Neil hesitates slightly before the word “coup” in the first verse, because the “p” is actually silent, so it does not actually rhyme with “group”, an oversight on the part of the lyrics’ author. Neil then intentionally misprounces it to keep the rhyme scheme.
-that those from whom he “stole”
+*He similarly hesitates slightly before the lyrics apparently rhyme “shit” with itself, in the line “What a crock of shit!”
-were just full of shit?
+[[Category: Songs with instrumentals]]

HauntedCandleShop at 00:21, 2 August 2023

2023-08-02T00:21:35Z

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	'''Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks''' is a parody of [[Ebaum's World Dot Com]] that was written by a member of a pro-Ebaum site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20110721072054/http://www.ebwsuckssucks.com/ Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks], to attack the site [[Ebaumsworldsucks.com]] run by Abi Rendon, [[Shawn Vulliez]], and [[Neil Cicierega]]. When this site was discovered by Something Awful members and posted on their forums, Neil himself recorded their pro-Ebaum parody lyrics (atop the original instrumentals from Ebaum’s World Dot Com), presumably to taunt them.		'''Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks''' is a parody of [[Ebaum's World Dot Com]] that was written by a member of a pro-Ebaum site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20110721072054/http://www.ebwsuckssucks.com/ Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks], to attack the site [[Ebaumsworldsucks.com]] run by Abi Rendon, [[Shawn Vulliez]], and [[Neil Cicierega]]. When this site was discovered by Something Awful members and posted on their forums, Neil himself recorded their pro-Ebaum parody lyrics (atop the original instrumentals from Ebaum’s World Dot Com), presumably to taunt them.

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = October 11, 2006
|writer = Unknown member of [https://web.archive.org/web/20110721072054/http://www.ebwsuckssucks.com/ Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks]
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|duration = 2:09
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20eBaum's%20World%20Sucks%20Sucks.mp3 MP3] [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Other%20Stems/eBaum's%20World%20Dot%20Com%20(Instrumental).mp3 Instrumental]
'''Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks''' is a parody of [[Ebaum's World Dot Com]] that was written by a member of a pro-Ebaum site, [https://web.archive.org/web/20110721072054/http://www.ebwsuckssucks.com/ Ebaum's World Sucks Sucks], to attack the site [[Ebaumsworldsucks.com]] run by Abi Rendon, [[Shawn Vulliez]], and [[Neil Cicierega]]. When this site was discovered by Something Awful members and posted on their forums, Neil himself recorded their pro-Ebaum parody lyrics (atop the original instrumentals from Ebaum’s World Dot Com), presumably to taunt them.

The lyrics were only slightly modified for Neil’s version — a whispered “Uh, that doesn’t rhyme” after a couplet that indeed has no semblance of a rhyme, and the dismissive “Hur hur” at the end.

== Lyrics ==
Once upon a time on the internet, there were some dudes.
A very deeply flawed group,
they tried to plan some big coup.
they want to destroy eBaums,
yet they did not know why.

They traveled to the boards
spammed it up with pointless li’l threads,
from Something Awful and 4Chan,
Newgrounds and of course You’re The Man,
they went and spammed their crap upon
eBaumsWorld.com

But did they know
that those from whom he “stole”
were just full of shit?
And then they had the brass
to be an ass.
What a crock of shit!
(Oh, Jesus…)

The ‘net is quite a place.
Several people work
and others bitch.
And some just buy male prostitutes,
dressed in Captain Picard suits
and some just sit and whine and think
they’re original and rich.

these morons came along,
the closest to a girl
they had was mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite amused,
laughed as they ran out of booze.
Well sadly that’s a lie,
they were too young
to even drink.

(Uh, that doesn’t rhyme.)

But if we all ignore
their stupid song,
then maybe they will stop and die
Or maybe God will roar
and end this “war.”
And make the morons cry.

oh, eBaum’s World is stayin’ strong.
these dorks don’t even know what’s right from wrong
they just sit and assume a thing or two
about what stealing is and what they do.
So right now they think they have a mission,
but they’re delusional rejections
of shit that could’ve been a stain
on their Mama’s rotting, crappy brain!

Hur hur.

== Trivia ==

* Neil hesitates slightly before the word “coup” in the first verse, because the “p” is actually silent, so it does not actually rhyme with “group”, an oversight on the part of the lyrics’ author. Neil then intentionally misprounces it to keep the rhyme scheme.
* He similarly hesitates slightly before the lyrics apparently rhyme “shit” with itself, in the line “What a crock of shit!”