http://wiki.mumbergo.net/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Headline_News_%28Weiner_Mix%29Headline News (Weiner Mix) - Revision history2026-07-09T22:30:03ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.38.5http://wiki.mumbergo.net/index.php?title=Headline_News_(Weiner_Mix)&diff=2938&oldid=prevDaft Mouth: created page, heading, lyrics, and infobox2026-07-03T17:07:21Z<p>created page, heading, lyrics, and infobox</p>
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|title = Headline News (Wiener Mix)<br />
|artist = Neil Cicierega<br />
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|singer = "Weird Al" Yankovic<br />
|duration = 2:00<br />
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This is a parody edit of Headline News by "Weird Al" Yankovic, itself a parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash test Dummies.<br />
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==Lyrics==<br />
Once, there was this kid who<br />
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his wiener<br />
And when he finally came back<br />
He had cane marks all over his wiener<br />
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Once there was this girl who<br />
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating wiener<br />
And when she finally made it<br />
She saw some other girl who was better<br />
And so she hired some guy to<br />
Cut off his wiener<br />
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And then, there was this guy who<br />
Cut off his wiener<br />
And when he finally came to<br />
He cut off his wiener</div>Daft Mouth