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|title = My Trains<br />
|artist = Lemon Demon<br />
|year = 2013-1-23<br />
|recorded = 2012-2013<br />
|albumart = mytrains.jpeg<br />
|writer = Neil Cicierega<br />
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]<br />
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]<br />
|duration = 4:04<br />
|genre = Rock<br />
|language = English<br />
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/my-trains Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/my-trains Remaster]<br />
|tempo = 110<br />
}}<br />
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My Trains is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was originally released as a single on Bandcamp in 2013 and later included on the 2014 [[Nature Tapes]] EP.<br />
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==Lyrics==<br />
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<nowiki>My basement, uh. <br />
Gonna show you my beautiful basement. <br />
Where the concrete floor feels cool to the touch. <br />
I'll turn up the heat if it's too much. <br />
I'll turn on the lightbulb on the wire. <br />
Turn on the dehumidifier. <br />
I'm serious when I flick this next switch. <br />
Look you in the eye, and I say, "Check this." <br />
<br />
My trains, uh. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
I got small ones. Tiny little trains. <br />
I come down here just to get away. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
It's like magic. Magic trains. <br />
I wish these trains could take me away. <br />
<br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
<br />
In the club, the Model Railroad Club, <br />
A motherfucker said shit about my trains. <br />
Might as well have took a shit on my brain <br />
Cuz I went insane. <br />
I laid track on his ass with a styrofoam bat. <br />
But the president never did let me back after that. <br />
Shit, I said, "Fuck you. <br />
Who the fuck needs a punk ass choo-choo crew anyhoo?" <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
I got small ones. Tiny little trains. <br />
I come down here just to get away. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
M-m-m-m-my trains, uh. <br />
It's like magic. Magic trains. <br />
I wish these trains could take me away. <br />
<br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
<br />
I lie here every night. <br />
I feel like if I focus <br />
and think of getting smaller <br />
I'll gradually get smaller. <br />
And if I get small enough <br />
My trains will seem much bigger <br />
and I'll be the conductor. <br />
The tiniest conductor. <br />
<br />
OH! <br />
Then whatchu gonna do? <br />
Then whatchu gonna do? <br />
Whatchu gonna do then, huh? <br />
Whatchu gonna do? <br />
Whatchu gonna do? <br />
Whatchu gonna do when I'm fucking small <br />
Like one inch tall <br />
You won't see me coming at all <br />
When I crawl into your ear late at night <br />
Yeah, you heard me right motherfucker, sleep tight <br />
And you think I'm just another bad dream <br />
But I'm a tiny little man in your bloodstream <br />
Little hands hold an artery shut <br />
Yeah, that's right motherfucker, then what? <br />
<br />
My trains. <br />
My trains. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
I got small ones. Tiny little trains. <br />
I come down here just to get away. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
My trains, uh. <br />
They're like magic. Magic trains. <br />
I wish these trains could take me away. <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
My trains. <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
My trains. <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
My trains. <br />
(chugga chugga woo-woo) <br />
My trains.</nowiki></div>Callowrat