Pirate in a Box - Revision history

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	''Pirate in a Box'' is a parody of a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)\|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day\|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" /> It is a bonus track on ''[[Damn Skippy]].''		'''Pirate in a Box''' is a parody of a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)\|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day\|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" /> It is a bonus track on ''[[Damn Skippy]].''

	==Lyrics==		==Lyrics==

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	Pirate in a Box is a parody of a song from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.		''Pirate in a Box'' is a parody of a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)\|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day\|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" /> It is a bonus track on ''[[Damn Skippy]].''

			==Lyrics==
			On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss
			And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr!
			I get down. I feel had
			I feel on the verge of going mad
			And then it's time to loot and pillage

			I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck
			And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr!
			Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench
			Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed

			Ahoy, matey

			I look back on where I'm from;
			Look at the scalawag I've become
			And the strangest things seem suddenly routine
			I look up from me grog on the rocks
			A gift-wrapped wig still in the box
			Of scurvy velveteen

			I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg
			And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
			Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663
			Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself

			Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog
			Some wenches, they have natural ease
			They wear it any way they please
			With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha
			Wear it up, blow me down
			This is the best way that I've found
			To be the scurviest you've ever seen

			I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor
			I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
			Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea
			Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself
			Yarr!

			Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew
			Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you
			With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too
			Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you
			It's all because of you, it's all because of you

			Ah-harr!
			Fire the cannon!
			[Coughing.]
			Yarr, land ho me matey!

			Okay, everyone:
			I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers
			I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr!
			Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea
			And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back!
			Yarr! Yarr!

			==Trivia==

			*The 2023 re-release of ''Damn Skippy'' erroneously includes "You might also like/[[Scatterbrained]]/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/27382578-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy/image/SW1hZ2U6OTc5MDkzMjk=</ref> This is likely due to them being copied from [https://genius.com/ Genius], a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown.

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ClamDove: made the page. not done, doing it in two steps bc my tab crashed partway thru doing this and that scared me

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made the page. not done, doing it in two steps bc my tab crashed partway thru doing this and that scared me

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Pirate in a Box is a parody of a song from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.