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	'''Treasure Map''' is the 14th track on the album [[View-Monster]], (17th on the Needlejuice remaster).		'''Treasure Map''' is the 14th track on the album [[View-Monster]], (17th on the [[Needlejuice Records\|Needlejuice]] remaster).

	The song was first played on [[Hooray Radio]]. [[Neil Cicierega\|Neil]] asked [[Emmy Cicierega\|Emmy]] to make a book for it, but she never did. As such, he simply performed it to accordion. The lyrics are spoken aloud to the rhythm of the accordion playing.		The song was first played on [[Hooray Radio]]. [[Neil Cicierega\|Neil]] asked [[Emmy Cicierega\|Emmy]] to make a book for it, but she never did. As such, he simply performed it to accordion. The lyrics are spoken aloud to the rhythm of the accordion playing.

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Treasure Map
|artist = Lemon Demon
|year = June 20th, 2007
|albumart = Viewmonster.jpg
|singer = Neil Cicierega
|album = [[View-Monster]]
|duration = 1:42
|tempo =
|language = English
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/CD%20Rips/CD%20Bonus%20Content/%5b2008%5d%20View-Monster/Bonus%20Tracks/Treasure%20Map.mp3 MP3]

[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/View-Monster/Neil%20Cicierega%20-%20Pirates%20Are%20Assholes.mp3 alt MP3]
}}

'''Treasure Map''' is the 14th track on the album [[View-Monster]], (17th on the Needlejuice remaster).

The song was first played on [[Hooray Radio]]. [[Neil Cicierega|Neil]] asked [[Emmy Cicierega|Emmy]] to make a book for it, but she never did. As such, he simply performed it to accordion. The lyrics are spoken aloud to the rhythm of the accordion playing.

==Lyrics==
Happily this afternoon,
Along the beach I waddle.
Looking at the sand,
I spy an old, forgotten bottle!

I pick it up, and look at it!
My eyes go big and wide!
For heaven's yes! There seems to be
A treasure map inside!

Somewhere at the tail end
Of this twisty dotted line
A chest of gold awaits,
And soon it's going to be mine!

I buy a sturdy shovel,
Since the treasure will be deep.
I buy expensive boots,
Because my old ones are too cheap.

I buy a fancy compass
And a treasure-hunting cap,
Then off I set, into the forest
Eyes upon my map.

So carefully I trace the pathway,
Every little bend
It's almost getting dark,
Before - at last! I reach the end!

I'm so excited, I can't help
But do a little jig!
I calm myself, take out my shovel
And proceed to dig.

I dig and dig and dig
Until my hands begin to hurt,
Then finally, my treasure chest!
All worn and caked in dirt!

But when I look inside the chest,
I only find a note.
Upon it is this simple little message,
And I quote:

"''Everybody wants to find
A buried treasure chest,
But no-one wants to bury one.
If you do, be my guest!''"

...Pirates are assholes.

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