White Bread Boyfriend - Revision history

Daft Mouth: added more trivia

2026-10-13T18:21:55Z

added more trivia

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	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.		*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.
			*The 2022 Needlejuice remastered version noticeably misses parts of the original (e.g. the synth melody at the very beginning) this is because the only lossless version of the original that Neil could find for the remaster was an early mix.
	*The Lemonic Demonade 2007 performance was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/109 The FuMP Volume 36], released January 24th, 2013.		*The Lemonic Demonade 2007 performance was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/109 The FuMP Volume 36], released January 24th, 2013.
	*The Needlejuice remastered version of the song was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/255 The FuMP Volume 91], released April 14th, 2022.		*The Needlejuice remastered version of the song was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/255 The FuMP Volume 91], released April 14th, 2022.
	[[Category: Songs with backings]]		[[Category: Songs with backings]]

Daft Mouth: added trivia and links for fump inclusions

2026-10-13T18:16:29Z

added trivia and links for fump inclusions

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	==Trivia==		==Trivia==
	*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.		*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.
			*The Lemonic Demonade 2007 performance was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/109 The FuMP Volume 36], released January 24th, 2013.
			*The Needlejuice remastered version of the song was added as part of [https://www.thefump.com/store/release/255 The FuMP Volume 91], released April 14th, 2022.
	[[Category: Songs with backings]]		[[Category: Songs with backings]]

Daft Mouth: added live performances section

2026-09-26T18:46:13Z

added live performances section

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	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.		I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
	''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''		''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

			== Live Performances ==
			* [https://youtu.be/PKrokSqflzk?si=LRbMF-_6aIa9aXuW&t=627 Awesomefest 2006 (June 17th, 2006, Lyndeborough, NH)]
			* [https://youtu.be/GrkEvXRYbZY?si=QsiOEI7RNoisFHXX&t=2883 Lemonic Demonade 2006 (30th July, 2006, Kingston, MA)]
			* [https://youtu.be/U5v2PS1FB2U?si=LYpk9z2EEp5-QpE7 Plain Street Studios (November 17th, 2006, Rockland, MA)]
			* [https://youtu.be/Yn3cmROTiPk?si=JYYYy06VlsUKW3KJ&t=2138 Imagination Summit (April 21st, 2007, Westport, CT)]
			* [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Live%20Recordings/2007.07.29%20-%20Lemonic%20Demonade%202007/MP3/03%20White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 Lemonic Demonade 2007 (July 29th, 2007, Kingston, MA)]
			* Youmacon 2007 (November 2nd, 2007, Troy, MI)
			* Lemonic Demonade 2008 (August 3rd, 2008, Kingston, MA)
			* Youmacon 2009 (October 31st, 2009, Dearborn, MI)
			* Youmacon 2010 (October 30th, 2010, Detroit, MI)

	==Trivia==		==Trivia==

	*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.		*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.
	[[Category: Songs with backings]]		[[Category: Songs with backings]]

Daft Mouth: idk how i broke this earlier but its fixed now. infobox stuff

2026-08-27T22:55:19Z

idk how i broke this earlier but its fixed now. infobox stuff

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	\|title = White Bread Boyfriend		\|title = White Bread Boyfriend
	\|artist = Lemon Demon		\|artist = Lemon Demon
			\|year =
			\|recorded =
	\|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg		\|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
	\|writer = Neil Cicierega		\|writer = Neil Cicierega
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	\|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)		\|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
	\|duration = 3:45		\|duration = 3:45
			\|tempo = 132
	\|genre = Pop		\|genre = Pop
	\|language = English		\|language = English
	~~\|BPM = 132~~		\|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 MP3]<br>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/white-bread-boyfriend Needlejuice Remaster]<br>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]
	\|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 MP3]<br>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/white-bread-boyfriend Needlejuice Remaster]<br>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]}}		\|addtlInfo =
			}}

	==Lyrics==		==Lyrics==

Daft Mouth: added links, category, heading

2026-08-27T20:02:59Z

added links, category, heading

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			'''White Bread Boyfriend''' is the first bonus track on [[Dinosaurchestra]], and the second bonus track on its [[Needlejuice]] remaster.

	{{Infobox_song		{{Infobox_song
	\|title = White Bread Boyfriend		\|title = White Bread Boyfriend
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	\|language = English		\|language = English
	\|BPM = 132		\|BPM = 132
	}}		\|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.com/dinobonus/Bonus%20Tracks/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend.mp3 MP3]<br>[https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/white-bread-boyfriend Needlejuice Remaster]<br>[https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Lemaoke/Dinosaurchestra%20Stems/White%20Bread%20Boyfriend%20(Backing).mp3 Backing]}}

	== Lyrics ==		==Lyrics==
	I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,		I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,
	But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,		But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
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	''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''		''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

	== Trivia ==		==Trivia==

	* The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.		*The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.
			[[Category: Songs with backings]]

Pretzelman227: lyric formatting

2026-05-26T21:27:57Z

lyric formatting

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	== Lyrics ==		== Lyrics ==
	I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,		I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,
			But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,
	But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,		I get this feeling, like, prob’ly in my heart,
			That most of the time, we should never be apart.
	I get this feeling, like, prob’ly in my heart,
			You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.
	That most of the time, we should never be apart.		I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…
			And all that rubbish girls like to be told.
	You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.		You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.

	I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…		I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.
			I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,
	And all that rubbish girls like to be told.		And we can go, where to? I don’t know,
			But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and
	You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.
			I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
	I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.		I want to be your mainstream man.
			I wanna be your typical toy, and
	I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,		Break up in time for college plans, and

	And we can go, where to? I don’t know,		I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
			''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
	But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and		I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
			''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
			Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.
	I want to be your mainstream man.		I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.
			We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonald’s,
	I wanna be your typical toy, and		Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.

	Break up in time for college plans, and		I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.
			I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.		To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.
			You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.
	''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
			I’ll serenade you, like all the others,
	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.		With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.
			Is it the love, or the lack thereof
	''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''		That tells us we might as well become lovers?

	Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.		I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
			I want to be your bargain beau.
	I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.		You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands
			So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.
	We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonald’s,
			''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
	Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.		''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
			''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
	I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.		''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''
			''(Mediocre!)''
	I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts
			I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
	To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.		I want to be your mainstream man.
			I wanna be your typical toy, and
	You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.		Break up in time for college plans, and

	I’ll serenade you, like all the others,		I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
			''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
	With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.		I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.
			''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''
	Is it the love, or the lack thereof

	That tells us we might as well become lovers?

	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

	I want to be your bargain beau.

	You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands

	So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.

	''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

	''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

	''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

	''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

	''(Mediocre!)''

	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

	I want to be your mainstream man.

	I wanna be your typical toy, and

	Break up in time for college plans, and

	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

	''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

	I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

	''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==

	* The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.		* The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.

Kaydev: First Version

2024-07-08T00:59:52Z

First Version

New page

{{Infobox_song
|title = White Bread Boyfriend
|artist = Lemon Demon
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks)
|duration = 3:45
|genre = Pop
|language = English
|BPM = 132
}}

== Lyrics ==
I guess I’m lonely, whatever that means,

But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans,

I get this feeling, like, prob’ly in my heart,

That most of the time, we should never be apart.

You’re kinda pretty. I guess for now you’ll do.

I mean, you’re beautiful, nobody comes close to you…

And all that rubbish girls like to be told.

You gotta know this stuff when you are seventeen years old.

I guess I’m saying let’s turn a new leaf.

I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly,

And we can go, where to? I don’t know,

But baby, I guess that I love you truly, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

I want to be your mainstream man.

I wanna be your typical toy, and

Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

Well, I can skateboard, and I play the guitar.

I’ll take you out and about in my parents’ car.

We’ll catch a movie, get some McDonald’s,

Go to a party, let somebody else clean up the bottles.

I’m getting desperate. I know how love hurts.

I would give up my sneakers and my polo shirts

To be your sweetheart. I am sorta nice.

You could do better, but I’ll probably suffice.

I’ll serenade you, like all the others,

With overplayed Dave Matthews Band covers.

Is it the love, or the lack thereof

That tells us we might as well become lovers?

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

I want to be your bargain beau.

You’re like my soulmate, let’s hold hands

So everyone at the mall can know, woahohoh.

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

''(Mediocre mediocre mediocre mediocre…)''

''(Mediocre!)''

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

I want to be your mainstream man.

I wanna be your typical toy, and

Break up in time for college plans, and

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.

''(I wanna be your white bread boyfriend.)''

== Trivia ==

* The line “I’ll wear my A&F hat askewly” refers to the American clothes store Abercrombie & Fitch, which is popular with teens.