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|title = Zip Up Rap<br />
|artist = Lemon Demon<br />
|year = November 2005<br />
|recorded = 2005<br />
|albumart = <br />
|writer = Neil Cicierega<br />
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]<br />
|album =<br />
|duration = 1:19<br />
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|language = <!-- EXAMPLE: English --><br />
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The Zip Up Rap was a song written by Neil during a poll on the Something Awful Forums. Lowtax was planning on making Something Awful hoodie sweaters, and wanted to know if they should be zip-up or pullover. This song was Neil's attempt to sway him over to the zip-up side.<br />
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==Lyrics==<br />
When it's winter,<br />
and it's getting cold,<br />
you're gonna wanna be in da hood.<br />
You wanna show Goon Pride<br />
when you step outside,<br />
so you better make it something good.<br />
<br />
Yo Lowtax!<br />
You wanna know the truth<br />
about what the people like?<br />
We like zipper style,<br />
'cause it's more versatile<br />
let me hear ya'll on the mic!<br />
<br />
C'mon and say zip up<br />
is the way to go,<br />
from Alaska down to Mexico!<br />
And pullover<br />
is all old and busted,<br />
fatty propaganda jut can't be trusted.<br />
<br />
(zipper noises)<br />
Zip it up, zip it down!<br />
<br />
Zippity do dah,<br />
Zippity day,<br />
and that's the final word!<br />
A fifteen vote slide<br />
on the zipper side<br />
oughta show which one's preferred.<br />
<br />
And those douchebags<br />
in pulloverwear,<br />
ain't never gonna get no play!(no way!)<br />
But the zipper flavor<br />
gets sexual favors<br />
every single day!<br />
<br />
Zipity-zip up<br />
is the way to go,<br />
from Alaska down to Mexico!<br />
And pullover<br />
is all old and busted,<br />
fatty propaganda just can't be trusted.<br />
<br />
(zipper noises)<br />
zzzZZip-AH!<br />
<br />
Yeah Zip up<br />
is da bizzy bizzomb<br />
for the Sizzlethizzle Awfizzle Dot Com!<br />
And pullover<br />
is a tragedy.<br />
If you wear it you'll get HIV!<br />
<br />
(zipper noises)<br />
zippah<br />
zippah...</div>Daft Mouth