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'''A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil''' is a short film created for [[Hollywood East TV]]. After both Hollywood East TV and the webhosting site blip.tv went down this video became unavailable and is currently lost, however a transcript has survived from the old WikiLemon
{{Infobox_video
|title = A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil
|video_Category = Short films
|series = [[New Kids on the Rock]]
|creator = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Kevin James]]
|company = [[Plymouth Rock Studios]]
|cast = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Kevin James]], Rich
|crew = [[Neil Cicierega]], [[Kevin James]]
|year = September 25, 2008<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20090708005825/http://www.hollywoodeasttv.com/video/2131296:Video:29673#</ref>
|screenshot =
|duration = 02:40
}}


==Transcript==
Kevin and Neil enjoy another long day at the office, strutting their filmmaking talents
''(Elevator doors open. It says 8.54 A.M. in the corner. Neil and Kevin both yawn.)''


'''Neil:''' Time to go to work.
'''''A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil''''' is a short film created for [[Plymouth Rock Studios]]' Hollywood East TV website. After both Hollywood East TV and the webhosting site blip.tv went down this video became unavailable and is currently lost, however a transcript has survived from the old WikiLemon.
It is a sequel to the '''''[[Neil and Kevin's First Day At Work]]''''' video, which is also currently lost.


'''Kevin:''' Yep. At Plymouth Rock Studios.
==Transcript==
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Elevator doors open. It says 8.54 A.M. in the corner. Neil and Kevin both yawn.)''''</span>
''(A few seconds pass.)''
Neil: Time to go to work.
 
Kevin: Yep. At Plymouth Rock Studios.
'''Neil and Kevin:''' Wrong floor, wrong floor.
<span style="color: grey;">''(A few seconds pass.)''''</span>
 
Neil and Kevin: Wrong floor, wrong floor.
''(They run back into the elevator.)''
<span style="color: grey;">''(They run back into the elevator.)''''</span>
 
Neil: Three, right?
'''Neil:''' Three, right?
Kevin: Three.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Neil and Kevin walking through a hallway. It says 8.59 AM in the corner. They look down another hall.)''''</span>
'''Kevin:''' Three.
Kevin: It’s this way.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(They keep going straight, but then turn around.)''''</span>
''(Cut to Neil and Kevin walking through a hallway. It says 8.59 AM in the corner. They look down another hall.)''
Kevin: No, wait, it’s this way.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Neil points to somewhere off camera.)''''</span>
'''Kevin:''' It’s this way.
Neil: Oh,there it is.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to two people sitting at a computer. It says 9.07 AM in the corner. They’re having a conversation but their words are inaudible)''''</span>
''(They keep going straight, but then turn around.)''
Kevin: Why are there people in our office?
 
Neil: Oh, well, it’s not technically our office, it’s an editing room. They just stick us in there ‘cause we don’t have an office.
'''Kevin:''' No, wait, it’s this way.
Kevin: Ah.
 
Neil: Well, what do you want to do?
''(Neil points to somewhere off camera.)''
<span style="color: grey;">''(Kevin thinks a while.)''''</span>
 
Kevin: Let’s go bother Rich.
'''Neil:''' Oh,there it is.
Neil: Yeah!
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Rich sitting at a desk with a computer. It says 9.26 AM in the corner. Neil and Kevin are hovering over him, filming and taking notes.)''''</span>
''(Cut to two people sitting at a computer. It says 9.07 AM in the corner. They’re having a conversation but their words are inaudible)''
Neil: Now can we get some more back-and-forth action over here?
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to the view from Kevin’s camera. In the corner it says “NO TAPE.”)''''</span>
'''Kevin:''' Why are there people in our office?
Neil: Yeah, that’s good. Alright, and act!
 
Rich: Guys, I’m kinda working here.
'''Neil:''' Oh, well, it’s not technically our office, it’s an editing room. They just stick us in there ‘cause we don’t have an office.
Neil: Yeah, okay. But you’re supposed to be a little more sad. You’re like, you just fired Louie and he gave you these puppy eyes as he left. And and and the puppy eyes remind you… and you have a flashback. To when you were a kid and you had a puppy, and the puppy ran away… Action.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Neil looking through the freezer. It says 12.00 PM in the corner. He closes the freezer door and starts looking through the refrigerator.)''''</span>
'''Kevin:''' Ah.
Neil: Man, where’s the Gushers?
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Kevin searching through baskets with various foodstuffs such as sugars and jellies.)''</span>
'''Neil:''' Well, what do you want to do?
Kevin: I think they’re out!
 
Neil: Ugh, I hate working here!
''(Kevin thinks a while.)''
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a table. They are eating from a bag of Lays chips. It says 1:''' 21 PM in the corner.)''</span>
 
Neil: Well I’m full.
'''Kevin:''' Let’s go bother Rich.
Kevin: Hey they got checkers!
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(They start to play checkers.)''</span>
'''Neil:''' Yeah!
Neil: Pass.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Kevin makes a move.)''</span>
''(Cut to Rich sitting at a desk with a computer. It says 9.26 AM in the corner. Neil and Kevin are hovering over him, filming and taking notes.)''
Neil: Pass.
 
Neil: Pass.
'''Neil:''' Now can we get some more back-and-forth action over here?
Kevin: Let’s go edit.
 
Neil: Alright.
''(Cut to the view from Kevin’s camera. In the corner it says “NO TAPE.”)''
<span style="color: grey;">''(They leave.)''</span>
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a desk with two computers. It says 2.03 PM in the corner. On the screen is the video from when Kevin was filming Rich.)''''</span>
'''Neil:''' Yeah, that’s good. Alright, and act!
Rich: All right, just stop before I fire you.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Hollywood East TV sign plays on the computer screen.)''</span>
'''Rich:''' Guys, I’m kinda working here.
Neil: Not bad.
 
Kevin: Lookin’ good. Alright, how do I add an audio crossfade?
'''Neil:''' Yeah, okay. But you’re supposed to be a little more sad. You’re like, you just fired Louie and he gave you these puppy eyes as he left. And and and the puppy eyes remind you… and you have a flashback. To when you were a kid and you had a puppy, and the puppy ran away… Action.
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to Neil and Kevin, confused and distressed. It says 4.32 PM in the corner.)''</span>
 
Kevin: Oh here it is.
''(Cut to Neil looking through the freezer. It says 12.00 PM in the corner. He closes the freezer door and starts looking through the refrigerator.)''
Neil: Oh, good. You know, I’m kinda sick of editing.
 
Kevin: Yeah, me too. We’ve been here all day. What’s something productive we can do?
'''Neil:''' Man, where’s the Gushers?
<span style="color: grey;">''(Neil and Kevin look at Neil’s can of Diet Coke.)''</span>
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to a slow-motion shot of Neil dropping the can into the recycling bin. It says 4.46 PM in the corner.)''</span>
''(Cut to Kevin searching through baskets with various foodstuffs such as sugars and jellies.)''
Neil: Yes! Wanna go home?
 
Kevin: Yeah, let’s go.
'''Kevin:''' I think they’re out!
Neil: Alright.
 
<span style="color: grey;">''(Cut to the hallway. Neil and Kevin exit a door labeled “Plymouth Rock Studios.” It says 4.47 PM in the corner.)''</span>
'''Neil:''' Ugh, I hate working here!
Neil: Boy, filmmaking sure is hard, huh?
 
Kevin: Yup. Here at Plymouth Rock Studios.
'''(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a table. They are eating from a bag of Lays chips. It says 1:''' 21 PM in the corner.)
<span style="color: grey;">''(Hollywood East TV sign.)''</span>
 
'''Neil:''' Well I’m full.
 
'''Kevin:''' Hey they got checkers!
 
''(They start to play checkers.)''
 
'''Neil:''' Pass.
 
''(Kevin makes a move.)''
 
'''Neil:''' Pass.
 
'''Neil:''' Pass.
 
'''Kevin:''' Let’s go edit.
 
'''Neil:''' Alright.
 
''(They leave.)''
 
''(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a desk with two computers. It says 2.03 PM in the corner. On the screen is the video from when Kevin was filming Rich.)''
 
'''Rich:''' All right, just stop before I fire you.
 
''(Hollywood East TV sign plays on the computer screen.)''
 
'''Neil:''' Not bad.
 
'''Kevin:''' Lookin’ good. Alright, how do I add an audio crossfade?
 
''(Cut to Neil and Kevin, confused and distressed. It says 4.32 PM in the corner.)''
 
'''Kevin:''' Oh here it is.
 
'''Neil:''' Oh, good. You know, I’m kinda sick of editing.
 
'''Kevin:''' Yeah, me too. We’ve been here all day. What’s something productive we can do?
 
''(Neil and Kevin look at Neil’s can of Diet Coke.)''
 
''(Cut to a slow-motion shot of Neil dropping the can into the recycling bin. It says 4.46 PM in the corner.)''
 
'''Neil:''' Yes! Wanna go home?
 
'''Kevin:''' Yeah, let’s go.
 
'''Neil:''' Alright.
 
''(Cut to the hallway. Neil and Kevin exit a door labeled “Plymouth Rock Studios.” It says 4.47 PM in the corner.)''
 
'''Neil:''' Boy, filmmaking sure is hard, huh?
 
'''Kevin:''' Yup. Here at Plymouth Rock Studios.
 
''(Hollywood East TV sign.)''


[[Category:Short films]]
== Trivia ==

Revision as of 01:28, 18 July 2025

A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil
Short films
Series New Kids on the Rock
Creator Neil Cicierega, Kevin James
Production Company Plymouth Rock Studios
Cast Neil Cicierega, Kevin James, Rich
Crew Neil Cicierega, Kevin James
Released September 25, 2008[1]
Duration 02:40


Kevin and Neil enjoy another long day at the office, strutting their filmmaking talents

A Day At Work With Kevin And Neil is a short film created for Plymouth Rock Studios' Hollywood East TV website. After both Hollywood East TV and the webhosting site blip.tv went down this video became unavailable and is currently lost, however a transcript has survived from the old WikiLemon. It is a sequel to the Neil and Kevin's First Day At Work video, which is also currently lost.

Transcript

(Elevator doors open. It says 8.54 A.M. in the corner. Neil and Kevin both yawn.)''
Neil: Time to go to work.
Kevin: Yep. At Plymouth Rock Studios.
(A few seconds pass.)''
Neil and Kevin: Wrong floor, wrong floor.
(They run back into the elevator.)''
Neil: Three, right?
Kevin: Three.
(Cut to Neil and Kevin walking through a hallway. It says 8.59 AM in the corner. They look down another hall.)''
Kevin: It’s this way.
(They keep going straight, but then turn around.)''
Kevin: No, wait, it’s this way.
(Neil points to somewhere off camera.)''
Neil: Oh,there it is.
(Cut to two people sitting at a computer. It says 9.07 AM in the corner. They’re having a conversation but their words are inaudible)''
Kevin: Why are there people in our office?
Neil: Oh, well, it’s not technically our office, it’s an editing room. They just stick us in there ‘cause we don’t have an office.
Kevin: Ah.
Neil: Well, what do you want to do?
(Kevin thinks a while.)''
Kevin: Let’s go bother Rich.
Neil: Yeah!
(Cut to Rich sitting at a desk with a computer. It says 9.26 AM in the corner. Neil and Kevin are hovering over him, filming and taking notes.)''
Neil: Now can we get some more back-and-forth action over here?
(Cut to the view from Kevin’s camera. In the corner it says “NO TAPE.”)''
Neil: Yeah, that’s good. Alright, and act!
Rich: Guys, I’m kinda working here.
Neil: Yeah, okay. But you’re supposed to be a little more sad. You’re like, you just fired Louie and he gave you these puppy eyes as he left. And and and the puppy eyes remind you… and you have a flashback. To when you were a kid and you had a puppy, and the puppy ran away… Action.
(Cut to Neil looking through the freezer. It says 12.00 PM in the corner. He closes the freezer door and starts looking through the refrigerator.)''
Neil: Man, where’s the Gushers?
(Cut to Kevin searching through baskets with various foodstuffs such as sugars and jellies.)
Kevin: I think they’re out!
Neil: Ugh, I hate working here!
(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a table. They are eating from a bag of Lays chips. It says 1: 21 PM in the corner.)
Neil: Well I’m full.
Kevin: Hey they got checkers!
(They start to play checkers.)
Neil: Pass.
(Kevin makes a move.)
Neil: Pass.
Neil: Pass.
Kevin: Let’s go edit.
Neil: Alright.
(They leave.)
(Cut to Neil and Kevin sitting at a desk with two computers. It says 2.03 PM in the corner. On the screen is the video from when Kevin was filming Rich.)''
Rich: All right, just stop before I fire you.
(Hollywood East TV sign plays on the computer screen.)
Neil: Not bad.
Kevin: Lookin’ good. Alright, how do I add an audio crossfade?
(Cut to Neil and Kevin, confused and distressed. It says 4.32 PM in the corner.)
Kevin: Oh here it is.
Neil: Oh, good. You know, I’m kinda sick of editing.
Kevin: Yeah, me too. We’ve been here all day. What’s something productive we can do?
(Neil and Kevin look at Neil’s can of Diet Coke.)
(Cut to a slow-motion shot of Neil dropping the can into the recycling bin. It says 4.46 PM in the corner.)
Neil: Yes! Wanna go home?
Kevin: Yeah, let’s go.
Neil: Alright.
(Cut to the hallway. Neil and Kevin exit a door labeled “Plymouth Rock Studios.” It says 4.47 PM in the corner.)
Neil: Boy, filmmaking sure is hard, huh?
Kevin: Yup. Here at Plymouth Rock Studios.
(Hollywood East TV sign.)

Trivia

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20090708005825/http://www.hollywoodeasttv.com/video/2131296:Video:29673#
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