Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea

Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Hip to the Javabean
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	3:29
Tempo	120
Genre	Rock
Language	English
Links:	Needlejuice Remaster Original lemon demon website download

Your Evil Shadow Has a Cup of Tea is the fifth track on Hip to the Javabean

Lyrics

<nowiki>Five days in a watery cave

Another song for the day that I take to the grave I gotta be the first to see the specter Everybody want to be friends with the nectar protector Seventeen skulls in a hole in the woods Already know of the low down, but not of the goods We can't see but lo and behold her It's funny how we think with our heads when the shoulder is colder

This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery So what goes on in your tree When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea?

Back in elementary school There was a kid we knew, we considered him cool And when his eyes turned red, the principal said He was gonna go mad from the things in his head Seventeen days later somebody told us there was no more school And the principal sold us to the ice cream shop down the street Where it seemed there was nothing they'd let us eat So we screamed:

This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery So what goes on in your tree When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea?

It's never too late To take the chance of a lifetime under the weight Of life, and chance, and death And it's never too far out, we don't know how the sun became a star They say it's always been that way But I'll be damned if that's the case We'd love to have you as our guest this afternoon We'll get the kettle ready, hope you show up soon

We can talk about life, we can talk about death We can talk about film, we can talk about chess We can talk about the faceless evil shadow creatures underneath our clothes We can talk about the government conspiracies And circumvent the challenges that represent our foes

It's never my fault, take what I say with a big fat grain of salt (And take.. my fears.. away) We never will break out, and we'll leave not one thing in our wake They say it's always been that way

This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery So what goes on in your tree When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea? This is the truth about it, you'll learn to never doubt it The whole affair is shrouded in living mystery So what goes on in your tree When all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea? Your evil shadow has a cup of tea Your evil shadow has a cup of tea Your evil shadow has a cup of tea