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'''The Oldest Man on Myspace''' is | '''The Oldest Man on Myspace''' is the 17th bonus track released on the 2022 remaster Needlejuice Records release of the album [[Dinosaurchestra]]. Before it was added as a bonus track, the song never got a full release and was simply dropped upon the Lemon Demon MySpace profile in 2006 without warning. | ||
It was later released as a single on wax cylinder by Needlejuice Records. <ref>https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/the-oldest-man-on-myspace-wax-cylinder</ref> | It was later released as a single on wax cylinder by Needlejuice Records. <ref>https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/album/the-oldest-man-on-myspace-wax-cylinder</ref> | ||
{{Infobox_song | {{Infobox_song | ||
|title = The Oldest Man on | |title = The Oldest Man on MySpace | ||
|artist = Lemon Demon | |artist = Lemon Demon | ||
|albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg | |year = 2006 | ||
|writer = Neil Cicierega | |albumart = Dinosaurchestra.jpg | ||
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]] | |writer = Neil Cicierega | ||
|album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks) | |singer = [[Neil Cicierega]] | ||
|duration = | |album = [[Dinosaurchestra]] (bonus tracks) | ||
|genre = | |duration = 02:49 | ||
|language = English | |tempo = | ||
| | |genre = | ||
|language = English | |||
|externalLinks = [https://mumbergo.net/files/Audio/Misc/Lemon%20Demon%20-%20The%20Oldest%20Man%20On%20Myspace.mp3 MP3] | |||
}} | }} | ||
== Lyrics == | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace, | |||
On the old computer by my rest home bed. | |||
All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. | |||
Everyone in my Top Eight is dead. | |||
When I see a teenaged girl | |||
All made up like a whore, | |||
It takes me straight back | |||
To the second world war... | |||
But I know she'll never love | |||
An old fart like me, | |||
Which is why I put my age | |||
As twenty-three. | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace, | |||
Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song. | |||
I'm writing out my will in glitter text. | |||
I'm giving everything to Tom... | |||
Whippersnapper. | |||
OMG. | |||
Less than three. | |||
LOL. | |||
What's that smell? | |||
Oops. | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace. | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace. | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace. | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace. | |||
I'm the oldest man on MySpace. | |||
[[File:TOMOMwax.jpg|thumb|Wax cylinder release artwork]] | [[File:TOMOMwax.jpg|thumb|Wax cylinder release artwork]] | ||
== Trivia == | |||
* "OMG" stands for "Oh My God", "Less than three" refers to the combination of symbols <3 to make a heart emoticon, and "LOL" stands for "Laugh(ing) Out Loud" | |||
* The "Tom" mentioned in the song is most likely in reference to Tom Anderson, one of the two founders of MySpace | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:41, 2 August 2026
The Oldest Man on Myspace is the 17th bonus track released on the 2022 remaster Needlejuice Records release of the album Dinosaurchestra. Before it was added as a bonus track, the song never got a full release and was simply dropped upon the Lemon Demon MySpace profile in 2006 without warning.
It was later released as a single on wax cylinder by Needlejuice Records. [1]
| The Oldest Man on MySpace | |
| |
| Song | |
| Artist | Lemon Demon |
|---|---|
| Released | 2006 |
| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | Dinosaurchestra (bonus tracks) |
| Sung by | Neil Cicierega |
| Duration | 02:49 |
| Language | English |
| Links: | MP3 |
Lyrics
I'm the oldest man on MySpace, On the old computer by my rest home bed. All my blogs are rambling tales of bygone times. Everyone in my Top Eight is dead. When I see a teenaged girl All made up like a whore, It takes me straight back To the second world war... But I know she'll never love An old fart like me, Which is why I put my age As twenty-three. I'm the oldest man on MySpace, Wheezing to a My Chemical Romance song. I'm writing out my will in glitter text. I'm giving everything to Tom... Whippersnapper. OMG. Less than three. LOL. What's that smell? Oops. I'm the oldest man on MySpace. I'm the oldest man on MySpace. I'm the oldest man on MySpace. I'm the oldest man on MySpace. I'm the oldest man on MySpace.
Trivia
- "OMG" stands for "Oh My God", "Less than three" refers to the combination of symbols <3 to make a heart emoticon, and "LOL" stands for "Laugh(ing) Out Loud"
- The "Tom" mentioned in the song is most likely in reference to Tom Anderson, one of the two founders of MySpace