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Pirate in a Box is a parody of a song from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. | ''Pirate in a Box'' is a parody of a song from the musical ''[[wikipedia:Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(musical)|Hedwig and the Angry Inch]]'', released for [[wikipedia:International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day|International Talk Like a Pirate Day]].<ref name="livejournal1" /> It is a bonus track on ''[[Damn Skippy]].'' | ||
==Lyrics== | |||
On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss | |||
And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr! | |||
I get down. I feel had | |||
I feel on the verge of going mad | |||
And then it's time to loot and pillage | |||
I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck | |||
And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr! | |||
Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench | |||
Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed | |||
Ahoy, matey | |||
I look back on where I'm from; | |||
Look at the scalawag I've become | |||
And the strangest things seem suddenly routine | |||
I look up from me grog on the rocks | |||
A gift-wrapped wig still in the box | |||
Of scurvy velveteen | |||
I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg | |||
And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr! | |||
Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663 | |||
Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself | |||
Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog | |||
Some wenches, they have natural ease | |||
They wear it any way they please | |||
With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha | |||
Wear it up, blow me down | |||
This is the best way that I've found | |||
To be the scurviest you've ever seen | |||
I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor | |||
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr! | |||
Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea | |||
Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself | |||
Yarr! | |||
Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew | |||
Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you | |||
With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too | |||
Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you | |||
It's all because of you, it's all because of you | |||
Ah-harr! | |||
Fire the cannon! | |||
[Coughing.] | |||
Yarr, land ho me matey! | |||
Okay, everyone: | |||
I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers | |||
I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr! | |||
Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea | |||
And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back! | |||
Yarr! Yarr! | |||
==Trivia== | |||
*The 2023 re-release of ''Damn Skippy'' erroneously includes "You might also like/[[Scatterbrained]]/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.<ref>https://www.discogs.com/release/27382578-Lemon-Demon-Damn-Skippy/image/SW1hZ2U6OTc5MDkzMjk=</ref> This is likely due to them being copied from [https://genius.com/ Genius], a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown. | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:36, 29 March 2026
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| Song | |
| Artist | Lemon Demon |
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| Released | September 19, 2004[1] |
| Written by | Stephen Trask[2], Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | Damn Skippy (Bonus Tracks) |
| Duration | 4:15 |
| Links: | MP3 |
Pirate in a Box is a parody of a song from the musical Hedwig and the Angry Inch, released for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.[1] It is a bonus track on Damn Skippy.
Lyrics
On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss And the lights go down across the seaside village. Yarr! I get down. I feel had I feel on the verge of going mad And then it's time to loot and pillage I put on me eyepatch, and swab up the poop deck And pull the wig down on me head. Yarr! Suddenly I'm Captain Midwest Midnight Checkout Wench Until I keelhaul and put meself to bed Ahoy, matey I look back on where I'm from; Look at the scalawag I've become And the strangest things seem suddenly routine I look up from me grog on the rocks A gift-wrapped wig still in the box Of scurvy velveteen I put on me eyepatch, and polish me pegleg And pull the wig down from the shelf. Yarr! Suddenly I'm Miss Delahaye 1663 Until I keelhaul and turn back to meself Ahoy. Avast, scurvy dog Some wenches, they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their parrot curls and perfumed treasure chests, ha ha Wear it up, blow me down This is the best way that I've found To be the scurviest you've ever seen I put on me eyepatch and lower the anchor I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr! Suddenly I'm Miss Saucy Booty from the sea Until I keelhaul and I turn back to meself Yarr! Chum, grog, jolly roger, barnacles and stew Cutlass curls, bilgerats, it's all because of you With your Davy Jones' locker, and your hook and eyepatch, too Arr, yarr, darr, ahoy, it's all because of you It's all because of you, it's all because of you Ah-harr! Fire the cannon! [Coughing.] Yarr, land ho me matey! Okay, everyone: I put on me eyepatch, and shiver me timbers I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf. Yarr! Suddenly I'm this buccaneer of land and sea And I ain't never… I'm never sailing back! Yarr! Yarr!
Trivia
- The 2023 re-release of Damn Skippy erroneously includes "You might also like/Scatterbrained/Lemon Demon" in the printed lyrics.[3] This is likely due to them being copied from Genius, a lyrics website which recommends other songs to the right of where lyrics are shown.