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'''Run, Harry, Run!''' is | '''Run, Harry, Run!''' is the 6th bonus track from the album [[Hip to the Javabean]]. | ||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
<nowiki>Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall; | <nowiki>Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall; | ||
He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call. | He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call. | ||
The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can be-a; | The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can be-a; | ||
He prayed each night to Satan that they’d die from gonorrhea. | He prayed each night to Satan that they’d die from gonorrhea. | ||
But one day he received a note that Hogwarts had burned down: | But one day he received a note that Hogwarts had burned down: | ||
“Oh no!” he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown. | “Oh no!” he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown. | ||
He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk, | He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk, | ||
But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, “Harry! You’ve been Punk’d!” | But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, “Harry! You’ve been Punk’d!” | ||
Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore’s old smirk; | Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore’s old smirk; | ||
He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk. | He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk. | ||
He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard; | He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard; | ||
He pinned him down with all his weight, and that’s when it got weird. | He pinned him down with all his weight, and that’s when it got weird. | ||
Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top; | Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top; | ||
He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop, | He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop, | ||
But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head, | But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head, | ||
And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead. | And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead. | ||
Run, Harry, run, Harry, run! | Run, Harry, run, Harry, run! | ||
You killed your headmaster, now your problem’s just begun! | You killed your headmaster, now your problem’s just begun! | ||
Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run! | Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run! | ||
Who can fend off Voldemort now? | Who can fend off Voldemort now? | ||
No one.</nowiki> | No one.</nowiki> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:00, 15 July 2026
| Run, Harry, Run! | |
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| Song | |
| Artist | Lemon Demon |
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| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | Hip To The Javabean |
| Duration | 1:49 |
| Tempo | 94 |
| Genre | Rock |
| Language | English |
| Links: | MP3 |
Run, Harry, Run! is the 6th bonus track from the album Hip to the Javabean.
Lyrics
Harry Potter spends his summers waiting for the fall; He’d count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts’ distant call. The Dursleys, Harry’s relatives, were wretched as can be-a; He prayed each night to Satan that they’d die from gonorrhea. But one day he received a note that Hogwarts had burned down: “Oh no!” he cried, and quickly donned a disappointed frown. He trashed his room and tore his books, and then went for his trunk, But Dumbledore popped out and bellowed, “Harry! You’ve been Punk’d!” Harry stared in disbelief at Dumbledore’s old smirk; He knew it was joke, but he got pissed and went berserk. He threw the old man to the ground and punched him in the beard; He pinned him down with all his weight, and that’s when it got weird. Dumbledore was smiling as young Harry sat on top; He made a funny noise and ordered Harry not to stop, But Harry got freaked out and threw a large book at his head, And Dumbledore stopped moving, it seemed Dumbledore was dead. Run, Harry, run, Harry, run! You killed your headmaster, now your problem’s just begun! Run, Harry, run, Harry, run, Harry, run! Who can fend off Voldemort now? No one.