Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)

Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers) is the third bonus track on Dinosaurchestra, and the first on its Needlejuice remaster.

Birthday (Alligators and Pretzel Makers)
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Dinosaurchestra (bonus tracks)
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	3:37
Genre	Pop
Language	English
Links:	MP3 Needlejuice Remaster

Lyrics

Alligators, nature’s surfboards in the swamp
With a playful little chomp
Let you know that you’re a friend
And they love you, they’ll let you surf all afternoon
Give you cookies and balloons
And some pocket cash to spend

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday

Pretzel makers, making pretzels at the fair
Casting pretzels through the air
Onto senior citizens
Seven tickets for a shot at Mr. Gray
He’s been sitting there all day
This is where the fun begins

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know

Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
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Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
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Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
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Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)
Alligators (Alligators)
Pretzel makers (Pretzel makers)

I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday, I do not know
I do not know what to get you for your birthday
I do not know what to get you for your birthday