Emmy’s Christmas Gift

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Emmy's Christmas Gift
Song
Artist Lemon Demon
Duration 1:04



Lyrics

Daniel Radcliffe: Hello, Emmy! I'm Daniel Radcliffe!
Rupert Grint: Hello, Emmy! I'm Rupert Grint!
Both: We are here to be your Christmas present
Rupert: 'Cause sweaters give you bellybutton lint!

Daniel: You can do anything you please!
Rupert: You can give my buttock a squeeze!
Both: Anything you want for Christmas!
Daniel: Just watch out for Rupert's STDs!
Rupert: HEY!

Alan Rickman: You could have an Alan Rickman Christmas
I would be a most spellbinding lover
Daniel: Right about now, Emmy must be wondering
Daniel + Rupert: What the hell is wrong with her brother!

Daniel: Wouldn't I look marvelous inside a hanging sock?
Rupert: Or underneath the Christmas Tree?
Alan: With a ribbon on my-
Daniel + Rupert: CANDY CANE!

Daniel + Rupert: Have a happy Christmas!
Alan: Have a happy Christmas!
Daniel + Rupert: Have a happy Christmas!
All three: Have a happy Christmas Day!
(Alan Rickman holds the word "Day" for 7 seconds longer than Rupert and Daniel)

Alan: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!
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