The Ahnold Rap

From WikiLemon 2000
Revision as of 18:23, 3 July 2026 by Daft Mouth (talk | contribs) (created page, trivia, lyrics, and infobox)
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search
The Ahnold Rap
Song
Artist Deporitaz
Duration 1:34



Lyrics

Hey.
MC Detective John Kimble in the house
Yeah... all right.

Good morning, I'm Detective John Kimble.
Hey, I'm a police officer, plain and simple.
What's the matter? Hey, are you listening?
Stop whining, You lack discipline!

I have a bunch of questions for you.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
You think you deserve that Turbo Man toy?
Compared to me you are a choir boy!

Hey, it's the Ahnold Rap. Yeah.
I'll be back.
Hey, it's the Ahnold Rap. Come on.
You know I'll be back.

(Ah ooh
Who are you?)

Hope you leave enough room for my fist
'Cause I'm going to ram it into your stomach.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers, you're under arrest.
And stop shouting, I'm not deaf! Who are you?
You son of a bitch, I have news for you.
You are mine now, what you gonna do?

I would like to talk to you about Thomas Aquinas.
Come on, don't bull... me, no one likes a smartass.
Who told you you could eat my cookies? Stop it!
Put the cookie down, I'm s cop you idiot!

Hey, it's the Ahnold Rap. Yeah.
I'll be back.
Hey, it's the Ahnold Rap. Come on.
You know I'll be back.

Trivia

  • Features the Wilhelm scream.
  • This song is inspired by the Pocket Arnold (the Arnold soundboard).