Like Snape

Like Snape is a the 9th track (5th song) on the Potter Puppet Pals EqualityFTW EP. It is also part of the Potter Puppet Pals Songs project. It is sang by the puppet character Snape (voiced by Neil Cicierega).

Like Snape
Song
Artist	Potter Puppet Pals
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	2:47
Links:	MP3 EqualityFTW Version

Lyrics

You despise everyone
And everyone despises you.
None of this surprises you
When you are Snape.

The endless halls of the school
Of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Fill you up with... misery
When you are Snape.

But it's okay
To feel like Snape,
To feel so sad and grumpity.
Just relax,
There's no escape.
At least you're in good company...

I've been bothered again
They treat me like a compost heap.
Sometimes I could almost weep
For I am Snape.
(Severus Snape)

But when it's night and I sleep
I dream of just the strangest things
A stunning pair of angel wings
The flying Snape
(Oh yes)

And it's okay
To fly like Snape,
And leave this place, for somewhere new
Off I sore,
Until I wake.
I fall, that's all I'll ever do...

Alternate Versions

• The non-EP version is noticeably shorter (lasting 1:20) and missing lacks everything past the first chorus.