Pixelarity64: /* Trivia */ Parodies of his tracks by Neil's friends are worth mentioning in the trivia, I believe.

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Trivia: Parodies of his tracks by Neil's friends are worth mentioning in the trivia, I believe.

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	*The song was initially considered for inclusion as a [[View-Monster]] bonus track on the [[Needlejuice]] reissue.		*The song was initially considered for inclusion as a [[View-Monster]] bonus track on the [[Needlejuice]] reissue.
			*Fishfucker by [[Nuclear Bubble Wrap]] and Neil-killer by [[Aaron Ackerson]] are parodies of this song.

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	Cause you're a birdfucker		Cause you're a birdfucker
	You fuck birds		You fuck birds

			==Trivia==
			*The song was initially considered for inclusion as a [[View-Monster]] bonus track on the [[Needlejuice]] reissue.

44nifty: Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Birdfucker |artist = Grapes and Sunshine |year = 2007 |albumart = Birdie.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |duration = 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix) |tempo = ? |genre = Pop |language = English }} '''Birdfucker''' is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name '''Grapes and Sunshine'''. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap..."

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Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Birdfucker |artist = Grapes and Sunshine |year = 2007 |albumart = Birdie.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |duration = 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix) |tempo = ? |genre = Pop |language = English }} '''Birdfucker''' is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name '''Grapes and Sunshine'''. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap..."

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{{Infobox_song
|title = Birdfucker
|artist = Grapes and Sunshine
|year = 2007
|albumart = Birdie.png
|writer = Neil Cicierega
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]
|duration = 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix)
|tempo = ?
|genre = Pop
|language = English
}}
'''Birdfucker''' is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name '''Grapes and Sunshine'''. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap verse before the end of the song. In 2009, Neil owned up to creating the song.

==Lyrics==
You spend your days birdwatching
While petting your sap sucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If "worm" is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm
Birdfucker

Now when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her
No, you'd rather stick your dick in
You filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream, you let
An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you
Birdfucker

You fuck birds
There are no words
Except Birdfucker

You'd get foul with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to cum opon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on Mother Goose

Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin, so good
Misbehavin' with a raven, and a woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need - to skeet-skeet to the tweet-tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon, and your cock's in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go "squawk"

Cause you're a birdfucker
You fuck birds

Birdfucker - Revision history

Pixelarity64: /* Trivia */ Parodies of his tracks by Neil's friends are worth mentioning in the trivia, I believe.

Cnacker at 07:19, 20 January 2025

44nifty at 05:24, 20 January 2025