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|title = Jaws<br />
|artist = Lemon Demon<br />
|year = 2013-12-31<br />
|recorded = 2013<br />
|albumart = Jaws.png<br />
|writer = Neil Cicierega<br />
|singer = [[Neil Cicierega]]<br />
|album = [[Nature Tapes]]<br />
|duration = 4:09<br />
|genre = Rock<br />
|language = English<br />
|externalLinks = [https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/jaws Bandcamp] [https://needlejuice.bandcamp.com/track/jaws Remaster]<br />
|tempo = 110<br />
}}<br />
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Jaws is a song by [[Lemon Demon]]. It was originally released as a single on Bandcamp in 2013 and later included on the 2014 [[Nature Tapes]] EP. It was the last of the singles to be released before [[Neil]] compiled them all.<br />
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==Lyrics==<br />
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<nowiki>Jaws, the shark, a-lurking in the dark<br />
Of the depths of the sea, one day on a lark<br />
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent<br />
Takes a vay-cay out to Amity Island<br />
Sunshine, lotion, fun in the sun<br />
Blood in the ocean, everybody run!<br />
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives<br />
He'll eat naked ladies! He'll eat little kids!<br />
Oh no!<br />
But the one thing keeping the community safe<br />
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss<br />
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come<br />
He just wants everyone to be his chum!<br />
(Get it? Get it?)<br />
The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die<br />
He doesn't wanna spoil the fourth of July<br />
He's like, "Everyone cool it, and go for a swim!"<br />
But holy shit, here comes that fin!<br />
<br />
Singing Jaws is here!<br />
Here is Jaws!<br />
(He is a shark without a cause)<br />
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws<br />
Jaws is here!<br />
Here is Jaws!<br />
(He is a shark who fights the law)<br />
He was in a movie that everyone saw<br />
<br />
Long story short, the beach gets closed<br />
The mayor's like, "Okay, yeah, this blows"<br />
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head<br />
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead<br />
It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed!<br />
The mayor just shot to the top of his list<br />
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night<br />
And he eats that fucker in a single bite!<br />
Golly<br />
(Do-do-do-doo-do-do-doo-do<br />
Scooby-doop-do-do-doop-do-do-doo!)<br />
Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge<br />
He knows the real killer is still at large<br />
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision<br />
They're going on a mission, they're gonna go fishin'... for Jaws!<br />
A man named Quint lets them use his boat<br />
On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat<br />
'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II<br />
And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!<br />
<br />
Jaws is here!<br />
Here is Jaws!<br />
(He is a shark without a cause)<br />
He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!<br />
Jaws is here! (Ah-ah-ah)<br />
Here is Jaws! (Oo-uh-oh)<br />
(He is a shark who fights the law)<br />
He was in a movie that everyone saw<br />
<br />
They're out on the sea, they wait all night<br />
Where could Jaws be? He's nowhere in sight<br />
Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage<br />
And Jaws shows up in a full-on rage!<br />
He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder<br />
While Dreyfuss makes his wet-suit wetter<br />
He hides behind a rock like a cowardly prick<br />
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick<br />
Brody's like, "We're gonna need a bigger boat,"<br />
So they go back home and get a bigger boat<br />
The biggest boat that's ever sailed<br />
Gonna kick Jaws' ass, or I guess, his tail<br />
Yeah, his tail<br />
But oh my shit!<br />
Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!<br />
Right in half like a Kit-Kat bar!<br />
Up in the sky there's a shooting star<br />
That's Quint, up in heaven, he's a star now<br />
Brody's angry, he's all like, "Fuck it"<br />
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket<br />
Jaws' last words are, "Woah, respect"<br />
Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!<br />
<br />
Jaws is dead!<br />
Long live Jaws!<br />
(He was a shark without a cause)<br />
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws<br />
Jaws is dead! (Ah-ah-ah)<br />
Long live Jaws! (Ah-ah-ah)<br />
(He was a shark who fought the law)<br />
He was in a movie that everyone saw<br />
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)<br />
He was in a movie that everyone saw<br />
Jaws is dead! (Ah-ah-ah)<br />
Long live Jaws! (Ah-ah-ah)<br />
(He was a shark without a cause)<br />
He was in a movie, called Jaws!<br />
(Jaws is dead!)<br />
At the Academy Awards<br />
(Long live Jaws!)<br />
He was robbed<br />
(He was a shark without a cause)<br />
Sharks exist in real life<br />
Woah!<br />
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)<br />
Jaws is dead (Ah-ah-ah)<br />
Long live Jaws</nowiki></div>Callowrat