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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
<nowiki>Tiptoed up the stairs | <nowiki>Tiptoed up the stairs | ||
Climbed into the attic | |||
Opened up my grandma's trunk | |||
Well, isn't this dramatic | |||
What could be inside? | |||
I could almost squeal | |||
with delight as I pulled out an ancient dusty reel | |||
There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P." | |||
I wondered to myself, "what could this be?" | |||
I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes | |||
But as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise | |||
'Cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed | |||
There he was, completely in the nude | |||
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips | |||
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips | |||
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole | |||
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll | |||
He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed | |||
Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn | |||
"What the hell?", I thought | |||
This is rather odd | |||
I thought of where I found it | |||
and I shouted, "Oh my god!" | |||
Where did Grandma get this footage of the King? | |||
Why the hell would sweet old Granny have this awful thing? | |||
</nowiki><i>Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!</i><nowiki> | |||
So I confronted her with the footage I found | |||
She didn't seem to recognize it, so I wound | |||
the film in the projector, and gave it a spin | |||
She keeled over dead, with a big fat grin | |||
'Cause Elvis Porn is what she viewed | |||
There he was, completely in the nude | |||
Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips | |||
Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips | |||
Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole | |||
The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll | |||
He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed | |||
No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes | |||
No white jumpsuit | |||
and nobody knows | |||
The tale behind this | |||
ELVIS PORN! | |||
</nowiki><i>Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!</i><nowiki> | |||
</nowiki><i>Elvis!!!</i> | |||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
Latest revision as of 07:28, 1 September 2023
| Elvis Porn | |
| Song | |
| Artist | Lemon Demon |
|---|---|
| Released | December 12, 2006[1] |
| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | Damn Skippy (2023 reissue) |
| Sung by | Neil, chanting by Alora, Chooch, and Dave Pavao |
| Duration | 3:34 |
| Tempo | 145 |
| Language | English |
| Links: | MP3 Awesomefest MP3 Awesomefest Video Lemonic Demonade 2007 MP3 Backing |
Elvis Porn was written after Neil had conducted a survey on his LiveJournal, that showed that “Elvis Porn” was a most wanted song title. (The second highest ranking was Kitten Is Angry, which was produced quickly, and ended up on Damn Skippy.)
Lyrics
Tiptoed up the stairs Climbed into the attic Opened up my grandma's trunk Well, isn't this dramatic What could be inside? I could almost squeal with delight as I pulled out an ancient dusty reel There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P." I wondered to myself, "what could this be?" I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes But as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise 'Cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed There he was, completely in the nude Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn "What the hell?", I thought This is rather odd I thought of where I found it and I shouted, "Oh my god!" Where did Grandma get this footage of the King? Why the hell would sweet old Granny have this awful thing? Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! So I confronted her with the footage I found She didn't seem to recognize it, so I wound the film in the projector, and gave it a spin She keeled over dead, with a big fat grin 'Cause Elvis Porn is what she viewed There he was, completely in the nude Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes No white jumpsuit and nobody knows The tale behind this ELVIS PORN! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!!!
Trivia
- This is Lemon Demon’s first song produced with the band in a recording studio. However, there already existed one song — Samuel and Rosella — that included Alora’s bass playing.
- For a long time, this song was only available in live versions.