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(Created page with "{{Infobox_song |title = Birdfucker |artist = Grapes and Sunshine |year = 2007 |albumart = Birdie.png |writer = Neil Cicierega |singer = Neil Cicierega |duration = 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix) |tempo = ? |genre = Pop |language = English }} '''Birdfucker''' is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name '''Grapes and Sunshine'''. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap...") |
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==Trivia== | |||
*The song was initially considered for inclusion as a [[View-Monster]] bonus track on the [[Needlejuice]] reissue. | |||
*Fishfucker by [[Nuclear Bubble Wrap]] and Neil-killer by [[Aaron Ackerson]] are parodies of this song. | |||
Latest revision as of 17:01, 16 March 2025
| Birdfucker | |
| Song | |
| Artist | Grapes and Sunshine |
|---|---|
| Released | 2007 |
| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Sung by | Neil Cicierega |
| Duration | 03:16 (3:18 under alternate mix) |
| Tempo | ? |
| Genre | Pop |
| Language | English |
Birdfucker is a song released by Neil Cicierega to the Something Awful forums in 2007, under the name Grapes and Sunshine. Two versions of the song exist, the first of which omits the rap verse before the end of the song. In 2009, Neil owned up to creating the song.
Lyrics
You spend your days birdwatching While petting your sap sucker And pelican debauching And goosing some poor clucker The early bird will get the worm If "worm" is just a cutesy term You're using to describe your sperm Birdfucker Now when you buy a chicken You don't want to pluck her No, you'd rather stick your dick in You filthy rubber ducker And in your wettest dream, you let An ostrich and an emu peck your neck and double team you Birdfucker You fuck birds There are no words Except Birdfucker You'd get foul with an owl You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove You want to screw a cockatoo You'd plug your hole with an oriole The common loon is your favorite poon You'd love a swan to cum opon You'd bury your meat in a parakeet You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal There is no quail you wouldn't nail There is no stork you wouldn't pork You'd spill your sauce on an albatross Let loose your juice on Mother Goose Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin, so good Misbehavin' with a raven, and a woodpecker peckin' your wood And the swallow swallows your birdseed That's what you need - to skeet-skeet to the tweet-tweet And you're fuckin' a falcon, and your cock's in a hawk And you wanna make 'em all go "squawk" Cause you're a birdfucker You fuck birds
Trivia
- The song was initially considered for inclusion as a View-Monster bonus track on the Needlejuice reissue.
- Fishfucker by Nuclear Bubble Wrap and Neil-killer by Aaron Ackerson are parodies of this song.