Billy Triumphs Over Evil

Billy Triumphs Over Evil
Short films
Creator	Neil Cicierega
Cast	Neil Cicierega, Pocket Arnold
Crew	Neil Cicierega
Released	???
Duration	02:41
Links:	EvilTrailMix Download

Billy Triumphs Over Evil is a short film created by Neil Cicierega around the early 2000's. It's also one of the earliest short films made by Neil.

Transcript:

(Dramatic stinger plays)
Billy: Dear god,
(Thunderclap noises)
(Heavenly choir accompanies all of God’s lines)
God: Hi!
Billy: God?
God: Yes.
Billy: Lord!
God: Yeah.
Billy: Wow!
God: Good morning!
Billy: It’s night time…
God: Wrong.
Billy: Oh, ok.
God: …
Billy: What did you-
God: Stop it!
Billy: What?
God: Stop whining!
Billy: I’m sorry. I just wanted to know why you were here.
God: I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions.
Billy: Oh.
God: And they are to be answered immediately.
Billy: Go ahead!
God: Who ARE you?
Billy: I’m Billy.
God: WHO ARE YOU?
Billy: I’m Billy!
God: Good.
Billy: Ok.
God: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Billy: My daddy’s name is Philip. He’s a lawyer.
God: Who told you you could eat MY cookies?
Billy: I didn’t eat your cookies!
God: One of us is in big trouble.
Billy: I didn’t eat them!
God: Stop it!
Billy: …
God: You’re damaged goods, lady.
Billy: I’m not a lady!
God: Well you must be very proud of yourself.
Billy: Yeah.
God: What do you want to know?
Billy: Uh…What’s the meaning of life?
God: Rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Billy: What?
God: Trust me.
Billy: Ok…
God: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Billy: What are you laughing at?
God: It’s truth time.
Billy: You’re not really God are you?
God: Come on!
Billy: You’re the devil!
(Dramatic stinger plays again)
Devil: Yes…
(Evil music plays, along with all of the Devil’s lines)
Billy: I’m not allowed to talk to Satan.
Devil: Trust me.
Billy: No, you’re just after my soul.
Devil: Gimme a break.
Billy: Sorry.
Devil: I’ve got news for you! You are MINE now! You belong to me!
Billy: No I don’t…
Devil: Wrong.
Billy: You’re a butthead.
Devil: Quiet.
Billy: (Louder) Butthead!
Devil: Stop it!
Billy: Lame butt!
Devil: STOP IT!
Billy: Butt face!
Devil: SHUT UP!
Billy: Stupid butt!
Devil: NOW!
Billy: Butt fart!
Devil: …Go to hell.
Billy: I’m going to bed.
Devil: You son of a-
(Billy is now in bed, tucked in tight)
Billy: I’m in bed!
Devil: Stop it!
(Lullaby music plays)
Devil: Astalavista, baby.
(Dramatic stinger plays once more, with THE END seen on screen, along with a slowed down laugh and a red and white Billy cowering.)