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Revision as of 02:40, 2 August 2023
Knife Fight is the 11th track and the 6th non-transition track on View-Monster. It features two characters (played by Neil and Marty Allen of the band Uncle Monsterface) settling their differences with a battle of knifes. It was later rereleased unaltered as the 10th track of Almanac 2009.
| Knife Fight | |
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| Song | |
| Artist | Lemon Demon |
|---|---|
| Released | 2008 |
| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | View-Monster |
| Sung by | Neil Cicierega , Marty Allen |
| Duration | 04:17 |
| Tempo | 80 |
| Genre | Rock |
| Language | English |
| Links: | Bandcamp Needlejuice Remaster YouTubeSpotify |
Lyrics
I tire of your mind games. I’m sick of playing Don’t Wake Daddy. Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me. But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? I challenge you to a battle of knifes! KNIFE FIGHT, You’re gonna fight for your life! KNIFE FIGHT, You’re gonna fight with a knife! KNIFE FIGHT, A really really really sharp knife! YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT! I’m a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch! I’ma cut you! (Cut you!) Swish swish! In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT! NEIL: Let me tell you something: I can’t be beat. MARTY: Oh yeah? NEIL: Yeah. Cuz I’m the king of the street! MARTY: Well guess what, man: I’ll pin you to the wall! NEIL: Oh yeah? MARTY: Yeah, your knife is way too small! NEIL: Hey! My knife is super sharp and that’s what counts! I’m gonna make you bleed copius amounts! MARTY: Yeah well I’ll be sure to thank you right after I shank you! NEIL: Punk. MARTY: Dweeb. KNIFE FIGHT, You’re gonna fight for your life! KNIFE FIGHT, You’re gonna fight with a knife! KNIFE FIGHT, A really really really sharp knife! YEAH, KNIFE FIGHT! I’m a crazy (crazy) son of a bitch! I’ma cut you! (Cut you!) Swish swish! In a knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! (Knife fight.) Knife fight! KNIFE FIGHT! NEIL: I’m gonna slice you up! MARTY: I’m gonna cut you down! NEIL: I’ll put you in your place! MARTY: I’ll put you underground! NEIL: This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur! MARTY: I’ve got a TIP for you, get the POINT? NEIL: Yeah, sure. MARTY: It’s time to face the music! NEIL: Time to face the facts! MARTY: Time to bite the bullet! NEIL: Time to pay the tax! MARTY: I’ve got a blade of fury. NEIL: I am a ball of rage. MARTY: You ready, sucka? NEIL: Born ready. BOTH: ENGAGE! KNIFE! FIGHT! CUT! STAB! KNIFE! OW! POKE! KNIFE! MARTY: Hey wait a minute here! NEIL: Oh, what is it?! MARTY: Knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt! NEIL: Hurt? …I don’t want to get hurt. MARTY: Who does! NEIL: Okay well, in that case, I challenge you to a… BOTH: TICKLE FIGHT! Tickle fight! It’s a tickle fight! Don’t bring no knife to a tickle fight! Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and Everyone can sing together, now: Tickle fight! Tickle fight! La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight! Ding dong doodly Nick nack noodly Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly! Tickle fight! Tickle fight! Tickle Tickle Tickle fight! HEY! MARTY: That was fun. Where’s my knife?