Elvis Porn

Elvis Porn
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Released	December 12, 2006
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Appears on	Damn Skippy (2023 reissue)
Sung by	Neil, chanting by Alora, Chooch, and Dave Pavao
Duration	3:34
Tempo	145
Language	English
Links:	MP3 Awesomefest MP3 Awesomefest Video Lemonic Demonade 2007 MP3 Backing

Elvis Porn was written after Neil had conducted a survey on his LiveJournal, that showed that “Elvis Porn” was a most wanted song title. (The second highest ranking was Kitten Is Angry, which was produced quickly, and ended up on Damn Skippy.)

Lyrics

Tiptoed up the stairs
 Climbed into the attic
 Opened up my grandma's trunk
 Well, isn't this dramatic
 
 What could be inside?
 I could almost squeal
 with delight as I pulled out an ancient dusty reel
 
 There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P."
 I wondered to myself, "what could this be?"
 I dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
 But as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise
  
 'Cause Elvis Porn is what I viewed
 There he was, completely in the nude
 Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
 Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
 Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
 The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll
 He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed
 Oh, what a sight, that Elvis Porn
 
 "What the hell?", I thought
 This is rather odd
 I thought of where I found it
 and I shouted, "Oh my god!"
 
 Where did Grandma get this footage of the King?
 Why the hell would sweet old Granny have this awful thing?
 
 Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!
 
 So I confronted her with the footage I found
 She didn't seem to recognize it, so I wound
 the film in the projector, and gave it a spin
 She keeled over dead, with a big fat grin
 
 'Cause Elvis Porn is what she viewed
 There he was, completely in the nude
 Strumming his guitar, quivering his lips
 Singing in the microphone and shaking his hips
 Oh, Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
 The big fat buck naked king of rock and roll
 He was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed
 No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes
 No white jumpsuit
 and nobody knows
 The tale behind this
 ELVIS PORN!
 
 Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis! Elvis!
 Elvis!!!

Trivia

• This is Lemon Demon’s first song produced with the band in a recording studio. However, there already existed one song — Samuel and Rosella — that included Alora’s bass playing.
• For a long time, this song was only available in live versions.