The Sharpest Tool
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| The Sharpest Tool | |
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| Song | |
| Artist | Neil Cicierega |
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| Released | 2013 |
| Written by | Neil Cicierega |
| Appears on | Mouth Sounds |
| Sung by | Neil Cicierega |
| Duration | 02:39 |
| Tempo | 105 |
| Genre | Rock |
| Links: | Soundcloud |
The Sharpest Tool is the fifteenth track from the mashup album Mouth Sounds by Neil Cicierega.
The song was originally uploaded on Neil's Soundcloud on February 9, 2013, and as a music video on YouTube titled "MOUTH"
Lyrics
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold (Go for the moon) (Go for the moon) (Go for the moon) (Go for the moon) Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars Somebody once asked "Could I spare some change for gas? I need to get myself away from this place" I said "Yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change!" Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming (Well well well well well well...) Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun (Fun fun fun fun fun fun...) Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the backstreets? You'll never know if you don't go (Go! Go go go go go...) You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold (Go! Go go go go go...) Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold (Go! Go go go go go...) And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold [White noise]
Music Video
| MOUTH | |
| Music Video | |
| Creator | Neil Cicierega |
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| Cast | "Steve Harwell", Shrek |
| Crew | Neil Cicierega |
| Released | February 9, 2013 |
| Duration | 03:01 |