A Review By Eric Bauman

A Review By Eric Bauman
Song
Artist	Neil Cicierega
Released	2006
Recorded	2006
Written by	unknown
Appears on	Non Album Song
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	2:34
Genre	Spoken Word
Language	English
Links:	MP3

A Review By Eric Bauman is a short audio file of Neil nasally reading a review alleged to have been made by Eric Bauman, creator of Ebaumsworld, on Newgrounds.

Transcript

This has to end now!: A review by Eric Bauman
Okay I just had to make an account to tell you this. One, there is no such thing as stealing on the internet. As Wikipedia states, the internet is a place where people distribute information through servers publicly.

I don't know what that means to you, but it means you can get anything and say it's yours as long as you DON'T GET MONEY FOR IT. People never actually bought anything that was from Newsgrounds, like Numa Numa for instance. I never sold Numa Numa, I never made any Numa Numa" songs, I just took "Numa Numa" and simply put Ebaumsworld watermark on it.

Two, about the DDOS. First off I-- if-if your forums had anti-leech bandwidth control or SSL that would never have happened in the first place. Secondly I didn't do that, the webmaster who did that at the time has been fired.

Three, anyone can sell advertisments [sic] so I don't know why you are making a big deal out of that.

Four, how can I be a slut if I'm a guy, in which your video states? That shows how smart you are!

Five, I don't know why you are saying Ebaumsworld sucks, my site, because it looks visually better than SomethingAwful.com and has more users than SomethingAwful.com, and thank you for putting Ebaumsworldsucks.com! All that it does is go to this sucky site and get sucked in by all the stuff we have.

Sixth, please continue doing Ebaumsworld.com, it's rather helping us than not helping us, and if you don't believe here are the stats! 

2004: 
23,123,145 views

2005:
34,235,062 views

So I really hope your Ebaumsworldsucks.com site really does well, because all it can do is make-- make more people come to my site, because I think about it if someone-- because think about it, if someone doesn't know about Ebaumsworld.com that goes to Newsgrounds and sees this flash and goes to Ebaumsworld.com, they have to go to the actual site to see if it sucks for themselves ahahaha! Well tha-- that's how good your plan went. But hey, I'll give your site one thing, at least it tells the truth. Your site IS awful, so it's something awful, just like SomethingAwful forums at least you can tell the truth my friend.

Eric Bauman