Consumer Whore

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Consumer Whore
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Song
Artist Lemon Demon
Written by Neil Cicierega
Appears on Hip to the Javabean
Sung by Neil Cicierega
Duration 2:39
Tempo 126
Genre Rock
Language English
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Consumer Whore is the twelfth track on Hip to the Javabean

Lyrics

What are you waiting for, enough of this redundancy
Why don't you go back to my show, no need to torture me
It's just commercials, damn commercials on my plasma screen
It's such a pain, so I complain while drinking my caffeine

My Nike shoes are on my feet
I'm going out to get some McDonald's to eat

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

(Gibberish.)

My life's a mess, I'm all alone
But that's okay, ‘cause I got my cute little Nokia cell-phone

Don't know what my brain is for
I used to, but I don't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore

What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Tell me you feel it too
This unstoppable force that delivers my hand to my wallet
Extracts all my hard earned dinero, and casts it to the smirking rottweilers
What do you want from me?
What do I want from you?
Somebody talk to me
Please tell me you feel it too

It's something that I can't ignore
I used to but I can't no more
I am a consumer whore
I am a consumer whore
(And how!)

Trivia

A screenshot from Don Hertzfeldt’s Rejected
  • This song was inspired by Don Hertzfeldt’s Rejected, made clear by the “And how!” at the end.
  • However, the “And how!” gets cut off at “And” and flows into the next track, Between You And Me with “How!” starting off the song.