Gadzooks (Original version)

This is the original version of Gadzooks, similar to the version that leaked to several forum members prior to View-Monster’s release.

Lyrics

Everywhere I look I always see

people who are crazier than me.

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

You’re all such crazy kooks!

A bunch of flaky flukes.

You’re giving me the spooks.

Everyone’s gone funny in the head.

I went outside and this is what I said…

I said:

Egad! (Egad!)

I think you’ve all gone mad!

Gone nuts at least a tad.

It’s really kind of sad.

How can people so bizarre exist?

(How can people so bizarre exist?)

They should go to a psychiatrist.

(They should go right now.)

By Jove! (By Jove!)

You’ve formed a crazy drove,

(Formed a crazy drove…)

and on the streets you rove!

It’s something that I loave…

…loathe.

(Mmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmm)

Gorblimey! (Gorblimey!)

The situation’s getting slimy! (Slimy!)

And I am just so stymied!

I can’t think of a rhymie.

Gee Willikers! (Gee Willikers!)

Gee Willikers! (Gee willikers!)

You’re all mentally illikers! (Mentally illikers)

No, this is not a drillikers!

Okay, this is getting sillikers.

Odds-bodkins! (Odds-bodkins!)

Don’t know what that means.

Gadzooks! (Gadzooks!)

You’re all such crazy kooky kooks!