One Weird Tip
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Artist | Lemon Demon |
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Released | March 18, 2017 |
Recorded | 2013 |
Written by | Neil Cicierega |
Appears on | One Weird Tip/Funkytown |
Sung by | Neil Cicierega |
Duration | 6:07 |
Tempo | 113 |
Genre | Rock |
Language | English |
Links: | Bandcamp |
One Weird Tip is a song by Lemon Demon. It was a previously unreleased Spirit Phone outtake, only known as a snippet from the 2013 Spirit Phone Preview. It finally got uploaded to Neil’s YouTube channel in 2017. Just 6 years later it was finally remastered and released alongside Funkytown by Needlejuice Records for Lemon Demon’s 20th Anniversary.
Lyrics
I'm offering to you a business proposal My new weight loss methods are at your disposal For pennies a day get your college diploma And miracle pills found to cure melanoma So tell me if you are a small business owner Because I am offering free ink and toner I've got Oxycodone without a prescription And replica watches with custom inscriptions My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely For one-hundred dollars in USD only Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me, I have too much money The government hates me but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen To One weird tip discovered by a mom A weird old tip discovered by a mom And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Net With all the action you are gonna get With self-help talks on CD-ROM And one weird tip discovered by a mom Jessica Landon tagged you in a photo And Danny Malone shared a link on your timeline And Benjamin Keaton is following you and Your dad commented on a photo you're tagged in And Christopher Washington wants to be friends And Michelle Attenborough suggested you like Attenborough Productions And Lillian Barry invited you to a performance of Tommy My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely For one-hundred dollars in USD only Get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me, I have too much money The government hates me, but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian (It's simple, it's safe, it's a fool-proof system) One weird tip discovered by a mom A weird old tip discovered by a mom And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Com And you can own YourName.Net With all the action you are gonna get With self-help talks on CD-ROM And one weird tip discovered by a mom One weird trick discovered by a mom (My name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely for one-hundred dollars in USD only get discount) A weird fake tip discovered by a mom (Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me) And you can own YourName.Com (I have too much money the government hates me but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian) And you can own YourName.Com (You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen my name is Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely for one-hundred) And you can own YourName.Net (Dollars in USD only get discount Levitra and discount Cialis I'm here in Nigeria) With all the action you are gonna get (Alone in my palace I need you to save me I have too much money the government hates me but I know you love me) With self-help talks on CD-ROM (I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian you're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen my name is) And one weird trick discovered by a mom (Wanita, I'm young and I'm lonely for one-hundred dollars in USD only get discount Levitra and discount) One weird trick discovered by a mom (Cialis I'm here in Nigeria alone in my palace I need you to save me I have too much money) One weird trick discovered by a mom (The government hates me but I know you love me I'm desperate and wealthy, I'm single and Christian you're all I have left) One (And I) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Oo-oo-ooh, oo ooh) (Ooo, oo-ooh) (Ooo ooo ooh)
Trivia
- According to Neil, the lyrics were sourced from banner ads and Email’s in his spam folder. [1]
- This song contains a poly-meter During the 3rd verse where the vocals are in 12/8 but the instruments are still playing in 7/4