Zip Up Rap

Zip Up Rap
Song
Artist	Lemon Demon
Released	November 2005
Recorded	2005
Written by	Neil Cicierega
Sung by	Neil Cicierega
Duration	1:19

The Zip Up Rap was a song written by Neil during a poll on the Something Awful Forums. Lowtax was planning on making Something Awful hoodie sweaters, and wanted to know if they should be zip-up or pullover. This song was Neil's attempt to sway him over to the zip-up side.

Lyrics

When it's winter,
and it's getting cold,
you're gonna wanna be in da hood.
You wanna show Goon Pride
when you step outside,
so you better make it something good.

Yo Lowtax!
You wanna know the truth
about what the people like?
We like zipper style,
'cause it's more versatile
let me hear ya'll on the mic!

C'mon and say zip up
is the way to go,
from Alaska down to Mexico!
And pullover
is all old and busted,
fatty propaganda jut can't be trusted.

(zipper noises)
Zip it up, zip it down!

Zippity do dah,
Zippity day,
and that's the final word!
A fifteen vote slide
on the zipper side
oughta show which one's preferred.

And those douchebags
in pulloverwear,
ain't never gonna get no play!(no way!)
But the zipper flavor
gets sexual favors
every single day!

Zipity-zip up
is the way to go,
from Alaska down to Mexico!
And pullover
is all old and busted,
fatty propaganda just can't be trusted.

(zipper noises)
zzzZZip-AH!

Yeah Zip up
is da bizzy bizzomb
for the Sizzlethizzle Awfizzle Dot Com!
And pullover
is a tragedy.
If you wear it you'll get HIV!

(zipper noises)
zippah
zippah...