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'''Telekinesis''' is the sixth track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]
'''Telekinesis''' is the 6th track on [[Hip to the Javabean]]


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
  <nowiki>Nobody knows my true identity
  Nobody knows my true identity
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
Love child with Nosferatu
Love child with Nosferatu
We can't know but still we got to
We can't know but still we got to
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
But ancient caveman history shows
But ancient caveman history shows
We're all descended from
We're all descended from
The same evil alien slime
The same evil alien slime
 
And it's a pretty shade of grey
And it's a pretty shade of grey
It makes the woodwork eat away
It makes the woodwork eat away
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles
 
Somebody told me something interesting
Somebody told me something interesting
They told me the world is always tempesting
They told me the world is always tempesting
'Round and around again
'Round and around again
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
Somebody else was watching from afar
Somebody else was watching from afar
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
She thought that I was
She thought that I was
Very insincere because...
Very insincere because...
 
I rolled my eyes a bit too much
I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Am I really that out of touch?
Am I really that out of touch?
Why should I care about this?
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss
I'm not concerned with the things I miss
 
I don't see the point in not believing in
I don't see the point in not believing in
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony
Anything but dread and gluttony
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Surely there is a way but I dunno
Surely there is a way but I dunno
How to get there
How to get there
No one seems to know actually, so
No one seems to know actually, so
 
I tried to use a garden spade
I tried to use a garden spade
But it was very poorly made
But it was very poorly made
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
It's times like these that I wish I had...
It's times like these that I wish I had...
 
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis</nowiki>
Telekinesis


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
* The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on  [[Hip To The Javabean]]. Although this was unintentional and [[Neil]] has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at [[Lemonic Demonade]].
*The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on  [[Hip To The Javabean]]. Although this was unintentional and [[Neil]] has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at [[Lemonic Demonade]].
* When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
*When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
*Telekinesis was featured on a radio show called "[https://wfmu.org/archiveplayer/?show=16928&archive=115050&starttime= The Listener Hour]", where an alternate mix was featured, where the piano is less audible. It starts at 35:27 of the recording.

Latest revision as of 02:03, 15 July 2026

Telekinesis
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Song
Artist Lemon Demon
Written by Neil Cicierega
Appears on Hip to the Javabean
Sung by Neil Cicierega
Duration 4:14
Tempo 84
Genre Rock
Language English
Links: Needlejuice Remaster

Original lemon demon website download

Alternate Mix


Telekinesis is the 6th track on Hip to the Javabean

Lyrics

Nobody knows my true identity
For all we know, I'm John F. Kennedy's
Love child with Nosferatu
We can't know but still we got to
Nobody knows how deep this mystery goes
But ancient caveman history shows
We're all descended from
The same evil alien slime

And it's a pretty shade of grey
It makes the woodwork eat away
Glass breaks and cow's milk curdles
It glows in the dark and it mutates turtles

Somebody told me something interesting
They told me the world is always tempesting
'Round and around again
I've had enough of that pseudo-zen
Somebody else was watching from afar
Screwing it up like a broken VCR
She thought that I was
Very insincere because...

I rolled my eyes a bit too much
Am I really that out of touch?
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss

I don't see the point in not believing in
Things you can taste like fear and cinnamon
Sadly this hasn't gotten me
Anything but dread and gluttony
Under the ground is where I wanna go
Surely there is a way but I dunno
How to get there
No one seems to know actually, so

I tried to use a garden spade
But it was very poorly made
*Bang* It broke into so many pieces
It's times like these that I wish I had...

Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis
Telekinesis

Trivia

  • The word “pseudo” is mispronounced in the version released on Hip To The Javabean. Although this was unintentional and Neil has endured many attempts to correct himself, the mistake seems to have become part of the song, as he still pronounces it that way when he performs Telekinesis live, such as at Lemonic Demonade.
  • When Neil sings the phrase “and it mutates turtles” he is most likely referring to the “teenage mutant ninja turtles”, who were indeed mutated by radioactive slime.
  • Telekinesis was featured on a radio show called "The Listener Hour", where an alternate mix was featured, where the piano is less audible. It starts at 35:27 of the recording.